NECK TATTOO FAIL

[P3PTO13]

toby do you EVER brush your hair? or do you just wake up every morning and just don't touch it? lol i'm now wondering.

[Jimkid118]

do you drink a lot of coffee?

[jaydenceanderson]

Thumbs up if you talk to Toby when he asks you questions!!

[Day13May]

He reminds me of shown from 'Psych'

[spencer7ist]

Stratocumulus

[MrVic29]

My moms a WHAT!?!?!?

[28beastman]

you have 688 videos. Amazing

[PuLse285]

mur'locs are green in warcraft3 ^^

[chesleydouglas]

Brisco County Jr. how could you not know that TV show Toby lol

[SuperCherry3000]

I can't picture seriousbuscus, talking to police. He would make a joke at some point.

[MrTimothyWHill]

When in the world is someone going to do FINAL FANTASY 7 Game Commentary??? STEVEN!! GET TOBY A COPY OF FINAL FANTASY 7!!! STEVEN!!!

[CorkPhop]

@MrTimothyWHill Who is this steven everyone talks about?

[MrTimothyWHill]

@CorkPhop Toby's imaginary assistant... Watch some cute win fail on Tobuscus channel...

[xLunidas]

This was uploaded on my birthday :D

[bob1you0]

not a cloud its a chem-trail 

[sirena789]

As soon as he said "Clouds" I was thinking Cloud from Final Fantasy xD

[buffjeremy1]

wow your neghborhood looks extremely friendlier than mine....mines boring and very very full of litter o-o

[lilautty]

OMG TOBY! I'm Lactose intolerant toooo. I get teased in school because they have to order special lactose free milk for me. =/

[CorkPhop]

@lilautty They didn't just make you drink water? Or not already have lactose free milk available? What kind of school did you go to that they would order something like that just for you?

[lilautty]

@CorkPhop According to the state they're not allowed to give me water. They can only give me something that has the same nutritional value as milk. &I am the first in that school to be lactose intolerant. =/ lmao Ohhh well, it makes me special. =P

[LESismore8]

....Do I hear the clicking of the heely's? (:

[mynameisntrosie]

My cat's sitting next to me and she just sneezed right before Toby said "if you sneezed during this video"

[wavygravy1000]

marwagreen momday

[bloodyrose385]

stop smoking crack toby

[BeachEmm77]

Toby, I am trying to study for my math final tomorrow morning. Please, stop being so addicting to watch. Thank you.

[Spriint19]

hair fail

[TorpeAlex]

Am I the only one who Googled 'Maurice Johnson' and found a homeless man with Masters degrees in both Plasma Physics and Electrical Engineering??

[scalbard]

what the fuck was that?

[videogameintel]

this vid was uploaded on my birth day woo!

[CaitlynB2010]

So how do you handle the creepers? I noticed the video on the side of the girl, like, stalking you for 15 minutes. How do you do it?? I'd go crazy.

[guitarsrock1987]

he's the reason i want heeley's so damn bad now!! i wanna roll around like a badass too!!!

[CrimsonKunoichi01]

..You could hear his heelys :S

[procrastinatorgirl]

His intro of darkness dirtied the screen. :|

[CroozyGuyz]

Toby, nice talking with you! :)

[FloralPolish]

he's still talking

[eatedbyzombies]

I really cannot imagine Toby talking seriously to the police lol. x)

[TheMojo487]

Toby on crack?

[xLoverxUnboundx]

I'm not gonna lie. I totally responded and had that conversation with Toby.

[CPSPD]

Dickens street? It's not better than the city of Mianus!

[Nneon88]

Next time you are near snow in the winter, you should shoot a whole video about you being yourself in snow! xD

[citrushottie123]

stratonimbus

[austinderpdedoo301]

Toby:

"Dickens street? Thats- *random noises/laughing* What are the odds?"

Transcribe audio:

"Dicken's treat thats hot pets pets what they've cuts"

._.

[superfunify]

my mom's name is michelle, her father's name was miguel, and my name is arielle. MY NAME IS TOBUSCUS APPROVED?!

[beefjirky]

Turn on transcribed audio, makes the video 10x better.

[beefjirky]

Turn on transcribed audio, makes the video 10x better.

[Rayray96241]

I totally spoke outloud, my mum was like ... What? *in an angry mum voice* haha i'm such a fool lol

[kratosXraine]

Brisco County Jr. refference in a Tobuscus LazyVlog?

OH SNAP my life is made.

brb crying forever.

[HeilMikey911]

awesome hair style Toby

[DuDekilleR7]

nice hair

[Tiggaplz1]

91 people are called Maurice Johnson.

[deathx1055]

Toby's hair looks like Wolverine's hair.

[iamsoawsomelike]

ON MY BIRTHDAY?! TOBY YOUR THE BESTEST!! What were the odds? 1/1 100%? Yea.......=.)

[dftbaLauren]

He's kind of like John Green in the way that you can tell how he is feeling by looking at his hair... NERDFIGHTERS! FTW!

[ybrisk]

Oh snap sponsor for my last name Briscoe from Toby Wheeeeew!!

[myhamster1212]

he called us baby :)

[FunnyMonkey205]

I wonder what would happen if toby was walking and vloging and someone that watched his videos popped up and was all

'IT'S ME, TOBY, IT'S AUDIENCE! YEAH, LONG TIME NO SEE 8D'

[xchloemariegranthamx]

Toby I really do talk back to you

[randomwords2000]

omg, my mom's name rhymes w/ my name. i never realized this, toby has enlightened me.

[volzcrazy]

@randomwords2000 my dad's name rhymes with my name wait we have the same name ... :L lol

[MissOwnYou]

Please tell me everyone else was answering out loud to Toby's question as well... xD I don't wanna be the only oddball here.

[mypuppyiscute100]

@MissOwnYou Dont worry I was too

[7ay7ay0123]

It's a fluffy cloud of WHITENESS

[Ryo490]

Moss monday

[pinkllama16]

Willow the Wisp? Kate Covington? :D

[TheDreamOfChrono]

Nice ff reference. :D thumbs up!

[Elegance000]

Bahaha Your randomness is beautiful XD

[PSGamerChick]

There's a Crapo street here. *giggle*

[cedalege]

i live on a street called icum

[Thecgerhart92]

this dude reminds me of my best friend matt with his ADD-ness <3 haha love youu matt haha

[ZaffyKake]

I live near a street called Tuckahoe Road. Now replace the T with an F. Fuck-A-Hoe Road. Good message for children, right?!?

[libbae]

Advent Children <3

[sutterboyz75]

DICKENS STREET

[ThePercussionHero]

I live on rainbow drive next to sunset lane. . . fml...

[GoodGuides]

toby my school is too boring, plz be my substitute

[yevve1]

I found the street on google maps! wooooooooohooooooowwwww!

[deviantquail]

It made my life that you've seen Brisco Toby! That show was the shit!

[MsTheOcelot]

it's a Cirrus cloud. And if you sneeze ever, bless you xD

[MsTheOcelot]

... I love this guy xD

[LilMermaidFairy]

You are HILARIOUS. Totally just subbed.

[208YouthBowler]

Toby..do you have ADHD? You talk more than a talkshow host! :D You're awesome though..gotta love random people!

[thebestround]

Moss Monday?

[jcali619]

I'd like to see him without his medication for a week.

[thebestround]

@jcali619 he has medication!?!?

[jcali619]

@thebestround  Ritalin probably.

[InfektionFoxtrot]

Try telling people you live next to tillicum ave.

[LilyTheAnnoyance]

Toby has sex haaaaiir :D

[PrivateKeehl]

After hearing references I am curiouss, does Toby play WoW? If so would he be willing to tell me his characters/server name (if you'd rather not to avoid endless in game comments I understand).

[dragoonbrothers]

oh....so thats how people got that intro......i think

(refernce to toby's birthday)

[Wulfenburg]

You seem so upset in this video. I hate thieves! Hope things get better soon.

[pjfan101]

i know a street called Gaylord

[LilyTheAnnoyance]

@pjfan101 I know a GUY named Gaylord.

[pjfan101]

@LilyTheAnnoyance hahaha sucksss to be him!!!

[CherryValincourt]

Wow. That is the worst case of ADHD I have seen in a long time.

[geckolover33]

I live right off of Dickens St lol crazy stuff

[doudy009]

cumulus is a small cloud that looks like a sheep, its a thermal cloud that gliders se to keep flying ^,^

[doudy009]

7km to 13 km height=cirrus/cirrostratus/cir­rocumulus

4km tot 8km height=altostratus/altocumulus

0km to 5 km height=stratus/stratocumulus/n­imbostratus

3km to 13 km height=cumulus/cumulonmbus

[yaoi4fun]

you poor little comedy angel T_T the lady with the nice name is feeling for you hun

[halomaster733]

lol, i know sum1 won, but, i dont really care about a tshirt, i made 1, anyways, at least me and 5 of my friends always yell TOBUSCUS! at 12:57 pm, richous.

[flennepf606]

Man if i lived in Dickens Street i would kill myself

[Lyaka999]

seriously you are really good !!!

[Lyaka999]

you are so funny in your chicken's streets what a great discover i watch i don't know you and now you make me laugh ... thanks that's good !!!

[TheGreaterLionTurtle]

They areee serious clouds!!! Lol Get it!?..sorry..

[katikar1]

its like watching a man go mad

[youknowwho543]

thank you toby my mother and me do have nice names

[AllaAmber]

Haha i love how you have no shame about talking rubbish to a camera on a street with people driving past!

[MegaDudeguy1234]

He uploaded this on my Birthday

[caaammmz]

Such a weird video

[AgentFlowers]

Those are Cirrus Clouds baby...

[MultipleColoredChloe]

I freaking love you!!

[martines184]

1:01 It sounds like he said: "I went to the playstation..."

[Movieist]

Put into youtube search: EMjmbvD4QZ8

[MorganParamore]

Cant you track your ipad? If the guy has it connected to the internet apple could probably find it

[FinnishGaming]

@MorganParamore iPads and iPhones (Maybe the other portable Apple products too) have random hidden application in hidden file that tracks your position, even if you're not on Internet or WiFi.

Don't ask me, I don't know why there's that kind of thing in there :D

[gloryrachelle]

Screw Rockstar! Play Red Dead! Please? :)

[mzdiplomat1]

Are you pacing the street. Lmao

[MrMatttMan1]

I think it was a nimbus cloud

[cubano258]

I lived on a street called Hancock, boy it was fun giving directions, i always said Handcock ofc :).

[castlecrusher78]

my hair can defy gravity, 3 cheers for hair cement.

[sofet123]

wow dude, what the hell are you on?!?!?!?! :D

[TheKristinetv]

ask justine out already!

[tetracolor404]

dude i always say what the dickens copier

[AliceBaby2009]

Ur hilarious :D that car squeak at the end and ur sort of scream, haha that made my day

[TyTheRegularMan]

Pretty sure it's cirrostratus.. 

[watermelonlolipop]

cloud is hot

[lilshortysgs]

i didnt have enough time in between his talking to say my name D:

[sometimesbutrarely]

my name is saffy, and your name is sexy right ?

it is right ? 

[Fishstixlauncher]

R u ever gonna post red dead redemption

[mattwx1]

Cirrus

[MidnightWeatherMan]

The wispy wisps are cirrus clouds. :D

[MissHodagHottie]

My mom's name is Michelle.

My name is Emerald :D

lol

[Legit10121]

cloudnado

[eatpuddin65]

toby, what would you do if your name was timmy turner?

[MasterCheifC08]

my dads name is ed and mines jed! :D

[Sasukefreek13]

I love clouds from final fantasy!

[dramadeyskitz]

i used to live on a street called shinecock....boy was it fun giving directions

[KittenToss]

YES I MADE THE HIGHEST RATED COMMENT!!! Sorta...

[absiliomundus]

how does ur neighbors act like when they hear u? hahaha xD

[MasterKittez]

Um... When you said there's a radioactive sign, I was playing New Vegas in a radioactive zone.  Oh, and when you mentioned dogs, I was fighting Legion dogs...

Are you looking through my window?

[bobbledorf]

stratus cloud. effin bo beffin science class. :T

[DaBlolB]

Did anyone start replying when he asked you the questions...? cause i did xD

[DaBlolB]

Did anyone start replying when he asked you the questions...? cause i did xD

[TheFezzik]

Murloc Monday!!!

[septimus005]

There is another world apart from world of warcraft? : ()

[ElleElisa]

you are probably spending too much time with ijustine, now you have ADD too, you didn't finish the police story, sigh, poor you ,

[Lenusia08]

you're hot!

[lovinthebeauty1]

i think its great that you have the balls to be so flickin random. and your very cute xxxx

[jamesrRicH]

nimbostratus

[JakeLikesJoking]

One of the most randomest vids I've probably ever watched, and I've watched a lot if random crap on YouTube. But this is somewhat entertaining so I'll stay a while longer and check out your other vids.

[SaBabe2]

your gorgeoussss. :)

[zeen10]

You seems a little shook up. I'm sorry you got robbed, your that last person that deserves to be robbed...not that people deserved to be robbed, but, you know...

[MsBOTDFforever]

It's not called a cumulus... It's called a cumulonimbus cloud... My gd 5 teacher made us repeat it over but in a funny way... Btw HAPPY BIRTHDAY <3<3 ur so full of randomness and awesomeness and kewlio-ness

[nanwen2005]

Your videos bring a smile to me every day :)

[photonasi]

has anyone ever told you that you're a dork? that was the wispiest wisper of a wisp cloud i've ever seen.

[enclave4ever]

@photonasi D: what is wrong with you

[Jessiejaybird]

oh ithp green on green! he hith. imth a green perthon today

[Jakeiccino]

I don't even want to know how many more fans you got just by mentioning Cloud.

[muso221189]

Ok...so I went on google streetview, and I found the EXACT place where this video was shot! haha! (also helps that I used to live in that area) =) I feel like a stalker now...

[AmyJoannex]

its a fluffy kind of cloud :)

[LukePisonline]

Am I the only one who actually talked back to him?

XD

[swfan91]

Cloud reference: Cool

Briscow County Jr reference:  Awesome!

[UnnaturalAny1]

Well my name doesn't rhyme with my dad's name nor my mom's, buu. yeah?

So I'm lame and i would tell my name, Angelys, great name, right? xDD

-nah, it sucks-

[watchthebigshoes]

well, my name actual does rhyme wiv my dad's name D: coincidence toby? i think not

[NatashaWong92]

I bet that you can't resist visiting my channel ;-p

[XKakouKyohakuX]

I think its a cirrus cloud...those are the whispy clouds

[Mexikan2655]

What the Dick...ens

[ramio1983]

I dont get this, no offence. All of his videos are him blabbing on about nonsense. He half starts a sentence, finishes it off with another unrelated topic, you cannot keep up and he is not funny, he just doesnt stop talking- how could so many people be entertained by this? I love his show and that's it.

[kirabook]

@ramio1983

The point is this is a day of his life. He's too lazy to edit them and make them spectacular. Not does he require you to think he is funny to watch his vids. If you don't like it, go watch the other million of videos on youtube please,