Jughead does hip-hop "Sugar Sugar" (1990) Archies reunion

[TheZajac123]

What is that sound at 29s?

[wolphintv]

Today I learned that live-action movies based off animated series have always been terrible in the most boneheaded ways.

[ProfessorSyzygy]

@wolphintv Except for this. Not the whole movie, just this scene.

[Useless2112]

The incredible Sam Whipple here.

[bijibadness]

ow, my head

[reeseluv89]

This is still better than half of the shit on the radio.

[wtfmate45]

Okay, sure, there are plenty of things wrong with this video. Archie comics are one of the worst things to happen to comedy ever. This movie was, I'm sure, just as awful if not worse. It features an awful rendition of a not necessarily bad song, but one that distracted people from the amazing music that 1969 produced. But there is something good about this video that definitely makes it worth watching. The old guy they got to play Jughead may be one of the best white dancers I've ever seen.

[SARASARAMAYMAY]

BEST. PEDO DANCE. EVAR.

[Malkmusianful]

This man isn't Jughead.

His eyes aren't closed.

[Labcabin96]

talk about scarring a kid for life!!

[joeyvapes]

Idiots. They left their boombox.

[Arc13]

Jughead appears to be a massive pedo here.

Either that or the ultimate wingman in trying to hook up his son with about 6 girls at once.

[BatManTBATParody]

Press 3 to see Jughead's gorilla impression.

Press 6 to see Jughead's impression of a retarded turkey.

[S45or1]

Howard Wolowitz has a son?

[thatoneflamingguy]

this is why the ninety's was the worst decade in human history

[trekker4747]

I like it at :30 when he has some kind of stroke/seizure/conniption and makes it part of his "dance."

[kissthestar189]

Pause at 0:59

[weeset]

@kissthestar189 Better yet, at 1:00 xD

[GypsyKiller16]

Am I the only one who think hes wave move was kinda epic?

[DHMunroe]

Absolutely painful to watch. D:

[chipsraffertic]

this is sickening

[horrificpunkfreak]

Techically Doing That Dance n' Shit Should Accually Be "More" Nerve Racking For U To Get The Girls..

[BeginWorldSiege]

The people in the park watching him must have been saying "wow, that pedophile is really good at dancing"

[acehighpat]

I have this film on tape somewhere. It was an unsold pilot for an possible Archie TV show. It was well recieved but was killed in the ratings.

[sp00kynek0]

ಠ______ಠ

[larglemonster]

I really hate Bono and U2 are the worst band ever.

[sp00kynek0]

@larglemonster what does this have to do with the video..?

[siskavard]

Pressing 3 & 6 will give you the truncated version

[PHISHjohnsonPHISH]

anyone else notice that hes singing this to little girls...?

[Tiddlyhat]

If a 40 year old man walked up to a girl in the 4th grade and started singing about banging her, I don't think I'd applaud.

[noisepuppet]

god DAMN

[kirkieboo1]

I don't know y y'all hate it so much it's funny I love jughead

[MrAcast84]

Fuck you 1990s.

[GoodVsEvil44]

@MrAcast84 They really grind my gears

[furQ]

3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 hahaha

[VirtuesPenumbra]

I like how the kid went from being appropriately ashamed of his father, to being suddenly and inexplicably complicit in his fathers madness.

But I'm sure if I was a chick I'd be totally wet right now.

[MrTsBastardChild]

This is so terrible that I can't enjoy it. I'm glad I never saw this one as a kid.

[MaryseAndMariaFan]

Keep pressing 6 . xD

[lolabannana89]

0:29 I just came

[AvocadoTomato]

"You laid your ever-lovin' stuff on me" and "I'm gonna rock your world complete." Yeah, we're thinking the people who made this thing freaking hated the Archie comics.

[AvocadoTomato]

This is horrible.

[503leafy]

@AvocadoTomato understatement

[ImJustSayin2014]

Jughead NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[mseales]

I was just telling my friend there weren't enough middle-aged dads breakdancing while performing cheesy, impromptu hip-hop covers of late 60s pop songs.

[Mind1973]

Almost forgot all about this. Though this scene could be viewed as a missfire or unbridled camp or both I somewhat recall the rest of the special being ok. This was just one of many comic book inspired movies that emerged in the wake of Batman's popular 1989 flick. Think of it. Hot on Batman's heels was Dick Tracy, The Rocketeer, The Punisher, Captain America, Return of the Swamp Thing, The Flash (TV), Darkman, Robocop 2 and this film. Granted Return to Riverdale was a television special but yo

[Angelwings121]

nostalgia critic has to review this

[intermediatamplifier]

I love how when Jughead says 'I've got a plan' the kid is like 'Oh no!'



[gnrchild]

I'm embarrassed for that kid.

[rafigirl123]

sorry guys this is rad as hell

[inferno232]

.... What did I just watch?

[Eso8911]

Ah. The 90's. It was a much simpler time.

[XenonUnderground]

Wow, just when I was thinking I missed the 90's, I vaguely remembered this, looked it up... I'm sorry, I take it back... lol. Cute... in a horrifying way!

[sytrue]

Jughead wasn't shy with girls in the comics. >__> He was just more focused on food.

[arouska]

at least its not as bad as Soulja Boy

[TheSlickAndroid]

Its even worse the 2nd time I see it.

[TheSlickAndroid]

.....What the fuck was that?!

seriously Jughead,just go back to eating over half your weight in hamburgers,because you can't rap worth a shit.

[eridaniblack]

...omg I am embarrassed for this movie.

[KingoffKentucky]

why does this exist

[lizardshitfuck]

when you are watching this video keep pressing the number 3

[automatwinslaytracks]

And that night, they both got laid.

[ceth2001]

@automatwinslaytracks LOL

[mauriciohunter]

hahahaha

[SARASARAMAYMAY]

It scares me how he says she kisses him, that he'll make her life sweet, that he wants her to lay her "ever loving stuff" on him.....

[spazemunky]

the game is see how long you can watch this before you start punching yourself in the face to make it stop.

[itachi2374]

@spazemunky Well, usually, I use the mouse to make it stop. But, I guess if that's how you want to do it, I wont judge you.

[mogadoremike]

this is absolutely horrible, did they really need a pay check that bad?

[arouska]

"Then you laid your ever-loving stuff on me." I'm pretty sure the girl he said that to was about 8 years old.

8 year olds, Dude.

[SEAZNDragon]

I blame this on studios attempt to add hip hop to anything and everything in the late 1980s and early 1990s (I swear every TV show from the time had one least a mandatory rap episode where someone raps or break dance), Actually with a better beat a hip hop cover could of worked, and this ruined any chance of that happening.

[WindupAtheist]

Begin playing the video. Place your cursor such that the time displayed beneath it is 0:28 and click to bring the video to that point. Leave the cursor exactly where it is. As soon as the video hits 0:30, click again to bring it back to 0:28. Just watch those two seconds over and over again.

[heelo]

Look at those moves. You're all just jealous.

[MamaLuig145]

This is the earliest known form of wiggers.

[Matt10670]

I like his dancing, but that remix is terrible

[Xunkun]

.... What the fuck?

[S1LENTMENACE]

Its James Arkell in 20 yearss!

[SARASARAMAYMAY]

0:58 For some reason, that makes me feel incredibly confused and sick. But you have to admit, he can sing nice!!!

[coffee4binky]

It's so terrible! No wonder the actor who played Juggy died!

[mayhem9024]

@coffee4binky wow your a sicko

[Brillio18]

I had no idea Jughead could dance like that...

[Timeshoes]

Huhuhuhuuur huhuhu- WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[SARASARAMAYMAY]

AND: I am immortally scared right now. This scarred me for life. I will never be able to listen to Hip Hop peacefully again. And why is it that the kid seems to be enjoying being sang to by a creepy balding pedeophile and his son? "Oh Weird Stranger I Love you too!!!" And The Adults say "Oh, how sweet. Maybe they'll pick her up and rape her now." The movie was bad enough without this.

[SARASARAMAYMAY]

Suddenly I feel like murdering my computer. Why Juggie Boy?

[themongboy]

Jughead Actor - Oh...my dignity!

[LAWoman323213]

I think I actually saw this piece of crap movie when it aired.

[Hepathos]

I love the only black guy at the side at 1:15 

[alabama2561990]

i cant stop laughing at this after seeing this clip im too afraid to watch the movie

[LAWoman323213]

I love how there's a black guy in the background (grooving to the beat), to somehow make it "authentic". LMAO!!!

[awsumgrl2]

I will never be able to unsee this again.

[bastlake]

does this constitute a Derp?

[drknight48]

dear god

[mikehunterpunt]

I made it about 30 seconds in, and then bashed my head against the keyboard.

[RockyBalboa211]

This made me die inside!! WHY JUGHEAD WHY???

[hanchiman]

Shit like this gave Hip Hop a bad name even back then.

[SRH911]

Oh dear lord...

That noise at 0:30 is a perfect representation of everything that is dirty and wrong in the world.

[themongboy]

Gotta love how Jughead has to adjust his hair at 1:11

[atlantaaintbraver]

dont worry guys, the actor is dead now!

[crestmere]

It hurts to laugh. So funny. And yet that guy just screams pedophile, I'd never let my kids anywhere near him (if I had any).

[TamDiman]

You forgot to take your boombox with you!

[RobTFirefly]

INAPPROPRIATE.

[Killzoneguy117]

MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!

[MiketheCabbie]

I hate to say it, but the old guy's actually got some sweet moves.

[LAWoman323213]

@MiketheCabbie The craziest thing is that "Jughead" was only 29 or 30 when this crap aired. I thought he was well into his late 40s. Poor guy died of cancer in 2002.

[UncleMcCrustyPoo]

0:46 The teachers are like 'Is that 40 year old guy rapping about boning to a bunch of 6 year olds?'

'Yeah, I already called the cops.'

[MarkFanboyX]

I actually rented this movie and this was, by far, the worst part. Now try to imagine the rest of it being only slighty worse. [BTW, Jughead's a dad in this? I thought he was a eunech!]

[skibum8713]

his moves at 1:02 are unironically awesome

[CrazyHorseInvincible]

@skibum8713 Which is really sad considering that all you're thinking about at that point is what happened at 0:30

[spyderfang]

So Ya'll think that "Ha ha haaa haa ha" thing he does at 0:30 in the video...think he does that during sex? I can see it.

[smegmadiver22]

break it down would you please

[Mesarphelous]

This is funky as fuck

[frytechnician]

Also, 0.47 - black guy nodding in backround - you know this stuff is legit.

[CustardGanet]

fly shit

[joevacane]

0:38 check out the girl he wants to kiss, and get ever lovin stuff laid on him by....

[tfpmacheath]

It's quite a comfort to think that, whatever I do to fuck up in life, at least I'll never have to say that I was involved in the making of this movie...

[Chikushou123]

why have i never heard of this movie before...WHY

[peanut3009]

That guys a pretty good dancer.

[frytechnician]

"Listen, I've got a plan!"

*ruins sons life*

[furQ]

huhuhuhuuu huuhuhuhuhuuuu

[futoku]

RIP 2Pac

Only good rapper in da hood

Such a brilliant man.

[dcrock246]

My immediate thought was that this is a complete atrocity, but the one black guy in Riverdale seems to like it, so I guess it's okay.

[PapagenoJuan2]

Oh man, I bet he is rolling in the pussy now !! :D

[anguaa]

omg

[TheSherbear1234]

hahaha I love this! Epic.

[Malev721]

I just became whiter after watching this.

[Schone23666]

I think I just burned my retinas watching this....good god.

Gotta go repent my sins for watching this dreck now...

[UnwashedMusician]

Wheres Jugheads hat?

[itstheit]

Sucked then, and it sucks, now.

[OscarMaris]

this is what I'll be doing when I'm middle aged. except I won't have a 10 year old kid with me. No boombox either.

[Person005]

that part from 29 to 31 seconds in was horrible. He looked and sounded hopelessly retarded

[hidoll22]

I can't believe I watched this when it came on t.v. back in the 1990's but at least they had Jughead a lot cooler then when he was in the comic books

[brendentwenty]

my eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it burns!!!!!!!!!

[deslock1]

Wow. I'm surprised Hell allowed them to release this.

[REDHAIREDMONSTER]

omg, this videos are so crazy, and of course they always have someone over to the side bobbing their head up and down all dorkishly acting like thay like it

[dtown902]

might have been better if they didn't pick a gangly awkward looking middle aged dude with a combover. those dance moves were fresh though lol

[sytrue]

@dtown902 Well, they probably picked him b.c teen Jughead was gangly and awkward. This is, after all, him in the future.

[hidoll22]

@sytrue WOW Jughead was a nerdy like in the comic books on teh t.v. reunion I see he has a kid which means he's had sex. I wonder who gave it up to him?

[SpiderSimpleton]

@hidoll22 Big Ethel

[PasserbyGuy]

Does it have to show the close-up of the little girl when Jughead says "When I kiss you, girl..."?

Also, 1:20. No man should ever make that pose.

[zkg]

Make it stop! MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!

[alwrig]

This is why white people are rarely if ever seen on "Soul Train".

[OMGWTFBBQSARS]

@alwrig True that.

[ElGabachoChingon]

This is why kids turn to drugs.

[coolpalmieri]

I wish my dad was Jughead

[LLNWonderland]

And this is why everyone hates white people.

[SARASARAMAYMAY]

LOL!!!! this is hilarious!!!!

[lzsmith8]

that was really, really bizarre. it needs to be rewatched to get the full effects of the bizarreness.

i think like five different wires in my brain just busted o.0

[jqbertlee]

how embarrassing

[TVGord]

Come on, that was GREAT! He was a terrific Jughead!

[larkvorhees]

I love how there are only ugly people in this video

[malvolio80]

That was hard to watch.

[robotdell]

This is the most offensive video on YouTube.

[dragonsrightwing]

" ... well, don't do it! It hurts my ears when you do it!"

[Jimkaider]

lolwut

[kronos251]

man.... that was painful.. and yet i'm clicking replay......

[STATUSthesleepers]

@kronos251 HAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAAH my thoughts exactly

[janachocolita]

this is scary yet awesome

[MrPainfullytrue]

lololololololol

[TheMadShangi]

Yeah, the bitches love it.

[TheNewJTProductions]

0:30 You are my candy girl, and I'm your gorilla boy! lol!

[xopurrx13]

oh god im glad i asnt a teen in the 90's

[martymcfly19822007]

does anybody know where i can i download in an .avi format

[SkorpionOne]

Feel like I'm in the Twilight Zone!!!! So what is this suburban rap? ; (

[TheSunnyStar]

What. The. Hell. Was. THAT?!

I was cracking up!

[dcrock246]

Ah, Early Nineties. How I loathe thee.

[Booncier]

cringe

[fifteenminutesfoever]

JESUS CHRIST!!!!!!! my, god! who's idea was it to make a archie movie with real people! my god!, im sorry but this is wrong in soooooooooooooo many ways, you have no idea. this is just, oh my gosh i can't even type anymore.

[StarlightSweetie]

Agreed!!!

[Inganotodden]

word my man! AAAH its contagious!