SHU! hmmm..I DON'T REALY REALY REALY CARE BECAUSE IT'S A FACE... BUT IT IS NOT JESUS ....NO ONE KNOW'S THE FACE OF JESUS ...ACCEPT...THE DEAN HUMAN PEOPLE............
Today I saw the face of Jesus on a piece of my morning shit. But, before I could grab my camera my disgusted wife flushed Him down the toilet! I was devistated. She refused to believe me and wouldn't even look at it. She just held her breath and flushed "The Face on Feces". I'm starting to hate that closed minded bitch.
Today I saw the face of Jesus on a piece of my morning shit. But, before I could grab my camera my disgusted wife flushed Him down the toilet! I was devistated. She refused to believe me and wouldn't even look at it. She just held her breath and flushed "The Face on Feces". I'm starting to hate that closed minded bitch.
WOW! Personally monogrammed Jesus candle.. that's a cool idea.. We could make a killing in Rome with those! Better be careful though. Since the Jews own all the patents on ALL Christian idols and symbols, you would have to run it by them first..LMAO
for all you f tard christian out there who thinks they see jezzzus images in things, let me ask you one thing. how do you even know what jezzzus looked like? if im thinking right there wasnt cameras 2000 years ago. lol and thats if the man even exsisted at all
there was a piece of some cloth hunderts of years believed to be jesus. But that was only a fake, and absolutely every religion is a fake but that is so stupid, because people who believe even dont have any facts, or something to show and prove. Even if they would have all would be proved to be fake
You are talking trash and i don't like it. I guess when your life sucks you don't have to believe in something anymore, just in some never seen guy living in clouds, and you probably hoping he will come and punish all "bad" people like me. And all "good" people like you will be happy, but no, that won't happen. I don't even know how you believe your jesus loves you. I thought he likes good people?
Almost any christian could see any shape or form in something and say if it's the face of jesus. Calm the fuck down, Christians. Jesus isn't involved in everything! -.-
JESUS CHRIST hmmm come to think of it, cus jesus's last name is christ does that mean mary's full name is mary christ? also, if mary didnt marry god doesnt that mean the church would be against jesus?
ok so what is his last name then? maybe u can find his birth certificate or maybe u can find the cencus that he is on, seen as joesephe was going to rome to do the cencus
@lisn92 hey dude shut ur fuckin mouth yeah it dont look like it but ur bein a ass so just shut the fuck up 4real it said in the bible marry was a VERGIN!!!! we c who needs to read the bible!
@Sara00145 fuck u, all i was saying is that because mary didnt marry god, jesus would be a bastard son, so the church would be against there own god, which btw is jesus (the son, he farther and the holy spirit) and also if jesus is ment to be god then how come he dies? and jesus is the son of god, so he cant be his own son. There are many imperfections in the bible and if it was truly the words of god it would be perfect. Also virgin is spelt virgin not vergin, so why dont you go FUCK URSELF!!!!
@lisn92 And yourself does not begin with the letter U. The word meant has an A in it. It's hard to take someone seriously when they can't form a proper sentence and swear at people.
when i was just watching this video, my laptop was bright and then it went dark then bright and dark and then it said it was not charging but the plug is in and the wire to the charger was in creepy.
read this it really works!!!!!!!!!!!!!! put your hands on your chest both hands and think of a crush or bf............... tomorrow they will kiss u say they love u or ask u out but here is the catch put this message on five other videos for good luck
LIES ...ALL LIES..Everybudy knows Jesus was White, with Blue Eyes. We have all seen the pictures. He wasnt sum fuckin Sand Nigger.. And he's coming Back ANYDAY Now, i know cuz i heard so on the TV. Everybudy knows that the TV is GOD. I like to smoke sum Crack and pray the the Magic TV Box to the Great Arian Jesus, son of Hitler, can tell me what to do...In My Mind.
Sounds Crazy HUH?..but no more so then mumbling to yourself (praying) and thinking a 2000 yr old dead Jew is listening. Idiots.
What i see is a guy leaning against the wall getting a blow job from 2 prostitutes who are sitting on the floor on their asses ...... I mean look it its very clear he's loving it
The trouble with this is..nobody knows what Jesus looks like. He can do anything in the world..now come on...with all the pressing world issues..he's going to appear on a candle?
We will be remembered or forgotten eternally for our actions. Choose carefully my brother. In the future the whole world will see it. I aint the only one who sees it now. I just got fired for showing it to a class of high school kids and 90% of them saw it at least once. OThers see it everywhere...just like me. Jesus is good are you with him or against him? It's your free will that decides your eternity.
wow that is a mircal, i do see face, but it is up to you to visualize what you see, i see a cryinging face, and hell all around it. so you be the judge of what you see and what you believe. the truth is with in you..................................
this is the lamest thing ever. just because there happened to be something that resembles a face on a crappy candle doesn't mean it's jesus or that it's a miracle. God even said that we should never worship any graven image even if people profess that it's the son of God. read the bible if you want miracles and the fear of the Lord. stop ruining the name of Christ and his followers by calling yourself a "christian" and putting up crap.
I love when devout Christian defenders spit curses and insult other people. That's totally what Jesus would do.
Also to the clip: really?
Azahlemur 6 months ago
Comment removed
Azahlemur 6 months ago
iS GODZILLA OO
Luc4151 6 months ago
Just because it's a man with a beard doesn't mean it's Jesus.
PipersGrip 7 months ago
@PipersGrip Ah ... pretty sure Jesus is the only person that ever grew a beard.
davk003 6 months ago
That's just kinda creapy if you ask me
rexNdex33 10 months ago
thumbs up if you love watching videos like this because they're so stupid
3dgirl6 11 months ago 3
SHU! hmmm..I DON'T REALY REALY REALY CARE BECAUSE IT'S A FACE... BUT IT IS NOT JESUS ....NO ONE KNOW'S THE FACE OF JESUS ...ACCEPT...THE DEAN HUMAN PEOPLE............
waichiru 1 year ago
Looks more like the painting by Edvard Munch "The Scream"
FroggyVector 1 year ago
face-->palm
batmanpronz 1 year ago
Looks more like Ghengis Kahn.
plugee 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Today I saw the face of Jesus on a piece of my morning shit. But, before I could grab my camera my disgusted wife flushed Him down the toilet! I was devistated. She refused to believe me and wouldn't even look at it. She just held her breath and flushed "The Face on Feces". I'm starting to hate that closed minded bitch.
gordie225 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Today I saw the face of Jesus on a piece of my morning shit. But, before I could grab my camera my disgusted wife flushed Him down the toilet! I was devistated. She refused to believe me and wouldn't even look at it. She just held her breath and flushed "The Face on Feces". I'm starting to hate that closed minded bitch.
gordie225 1 year ago
to me looks like more like the mask used in scary movie,the one that changes when u smoke weed from happy to sad to happy again XD
nebula570 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
God, Our Lord and King Jesus Christ let bless You!!!
It`s the TRUE and everyone should compare that 3d picture(Manoppello) to the 2d. shroud of Turin to be sure not some fictional models!!!
Poor face of God beaten to death for our sins!
How people can say they don`t love Him-they dont have heart?
JezusSlave 1 year ago
WOW! Personally monogrammed Jesus candle.. that's a cool idea.. We could make a killing in Rome with those! Better be careful though. Since the Jews own all the patents on ALL Christian idols and symbols, you would have to run it by them first..LMAO
masternumber22 1 year ago
it looks like chick norris in a bad day
richiedinamo 1 year ago
Jesus needs to stop showing his face and actually get his ass here and clean up this mess we call earth.
chrissylm37 1 year ago
@chrissylm37 why should he? we did it...
ShadowAssassin887 1 year ago
@ShadowAssassin887 ... I meant people not trash....lol
chrissylm37 1 year ago
@chrissylm37 Oh I thought you meant like how the oil spills in the water and stuff like that...
ShadowAssassin887 1 year ago
u guys are crazy
bjerr1ng 1 year ago
how do you know its jesus....
bencam468 1 year ago
i c a beat up weak old man-jesus isnt weak and didnt get beat up
bbrianna101 1 year ago
@bbrianna101 FYI jesus got beat and whipped in the bible, so he would of gotten beat up and he would of been weak from the beatings he took
lisn92 1 year ago
ahh either i cabt see it or jebus got beaten up... real bad
fr3wby 1 year ago
i once saw jesus face on a grape... then my grandpa ate it
GerardoReyez 1 year ago
hhmm *_- i'm looking at this wrong, aren't I?
watawatan0w 1 year ago
Come and see my video about the shroud of Turin !!!
TheVincent57 1 year ago
@TheVincent57 all the vidios ive seen of this u have the same comment
zombiegamer51 1 year ago
why is he missing an eye?
oOKdLuvsOo 1 year ago
@oOKdLuvsOo
an eye for an eye?
SSTTEEAALLTTHH 1 year ago
which version of photoshop
chandtochina 1 year ago
it looks like an octopus missing three arms
JDA0429 1 year ago
its weired how if someone finds a man or a womans face on something they asume it is either Jesus Mary or Satan.
xWoodnStrings 1 year ago
...What kind of jesus's (Jesi? perhaps) Have you been looking at? There is nothing there.
N3VAR 1 year ago
scary
asherleez 1 year ago
OMG thats not jesus! why just jesus it looks a bit like a face but not jesus LOL!
MrPowerPuffpinglan 2 years ago
looks more like someones fart than Jesus ... hmmm ... maybe Jesus was never more than a fart?
bonesix 2 years ago
All you haters are all fucking fags, that's totaly Jesus!! You bitches are going to hell.
Ecsticity 2 years ago
wow
the wonders of Photoshop Get a fuckin' life!
Kronik420Smoker 2 years ago
LOL! all you can conclude is jesus's face! anything that has a shape of a face u conclude jesus's face? and that is not even a face!
get a normal life mr.!
afnan789 2 years ago
it looked like some wodoo doll for me, or some dragon :) you can see everything there except jesus face! :D
MrDestroyer3000 2 years ago
for all you f tard christian out there who thinks they see jezzzus images in things, let me ask you one thing. how do you even know what jezzzus looked like? if im thinking right there wasnt cameras 2000 years ago. lol and thats if the man even exsisted at all
wanafly12 2 years ago
there was a piece of some cloth hunderts of years believed to be jesus. But that was only a fake, and absolutely every religion is a fake but that is so stupid, because people who believe even dont have any facts, or something to show and prove. Even if they would have all would be proved to be fake
MrDestroyer3000 2 years ago
@MrDestroyer3000 thats sick, there is nothing wrong with religion but sumtimes jehovas witnesses and mormans are annoyin xD
DarkLordScorpio 2 years ago
You's a bitch ass nigga and God is gunna smite the shit out of you. BEHOLD BYATCH.
Ecsticity 2 years ago
do you really believe what you are saying, or you are just joking around
MrDestroyer3000 2 years ago
Nigga I ain't never been more serious about anything in my entire life.
Ecsticity 2 years ago
You are talking trash and i don't like it. I guess when your life sucks you don't have to believe in something anymore, just in some never seen guy living in clouds, and you probably hoping he will come and punish all "bad" people like me. And all "good" people like you will be happy, but no, that won't happen. I don't even know how you believe your jesus loves you. I thought he likes good people?
MrDestroyer3000 2 years ago
lol write in proper english if you want to sound serious
strikeout1991 2 years ago
i think christians have either lost their mental balance or they r too clever fooling around the world with divinity of jesus
aftazita 2 years ago
Did you know that everyone can make candles that has like jesus face...
Sshaggyz 2 years ago
well i can't
radyentreme98 2 years ago
Almost any christian could see any shape or form in something and say if it's the face of jesus. Calm the fuck down, Christians. Jesus isn't involved in everything! -.-
KathriaXKaturday 2 years ago
this is demon from tartarus not jesus
144000prophet 2 years ago
You know what, I'm going to take a big fucking watery shit on the ground and I bet I can find a face in that.
Because this video is shit.
ImayStalkU 2 years ago
umm am I going to hell because I don't see Jesus here. 0.o
MomsJukebox 2 years ago
This is some bull
TheBibleisajoke 2 years ago
what the hell passes for a face these days?!
mulongagoolachug 2 years ago
you should sell that candle to some gullible fucker on E-bay for 100 G's.
765lbsquat 2 years ago
That's cool.
butchiesbrat 2 years ago
Jesus's real name is Y'shua
savannaha1207 2 years ago
JESUS CHRIST hmmm come to think of it, cus jesus's last name is christ does that mean mary's full name is mary christ? also, if mary didnt marry god doesnt that mean the church would be against jesus?
lisn92 2 years ago 5
lisn92 you obviously don't know much on the subject . Christ is a title not a family name .
sattanhellsing 2 years ago
ok so what is his last name then? maybe u can find his birth certificate or maybe u can find the cencus that he is on, seen as joesephe was going to rome to do the cencus
lisn92 2 years ago
@lisn92 hey dude shut ur fuckin mouth yeah it dont look like it but ur bein a ass so just shut the fuck up 4real it said in the bible marry was a VERGIN!!!! we c who needs to read the bible!
Sara00145 1 year ago
@Sara00145 fuck u, all i was saying is that because mary didnt marry god, jesus would be a bastard son, so the church would be against there own god, which btw is jesus (the son, he farther and the holy spirit) and also if jesus is ment to be god then how come he dies? and jesus is the son of god, so he cant be his own son. There are many imperfections in the bible and if it was truly the words of god it would be perfect. Also virgin is spelt virgin not vergin, so why dont you go FUCK URSELF!!!!
lisn92 1 year ago
@lisn92 And yourself does not begin with the letter U. The word meant has an A in it. It's hard to take someone seriously when they can't form a proper sentence and swear at people.
For what it's worth, I agree with you.
Brennna 11 months ago
@Brennna i thought i would respond the same to him as he did me, also some were genuine mistakes lol, sorry about that :P
lisn92 11 months ago
when i was just watching this video, my laptop was bright and then it went dark then bright and dark and then it said it was not charging but the plug is in and the wire to the charger was in creepy.
Shadow4909 2 years ago
Ever thought the jack in the computer is bad?
jerrywh3 2 years ago
yeah, that totally looks like jesus -.-
clockekagnaz 2 years ago
Once I saw the image of Jesus Christ in a piece of cheese toast.
I went to get a baggie so I could save it but my sister ate the toast when I left.
Later she got really sick and vomited a savior.
It was awesome.
mbm13213 2 years ago
I don't see it and I'm a devout Christian.
savannaha1207 2 years ago
You fail. (At life)
TheShawMaestro 2 years ago
wow... every face in everything is considered jesus's face =_= people are easily tricked..
KuvHmoobNas 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
i have amazing ghost videos look at them!!
i have amazing ghost videos look at them!!
i have amazing ghost videos look at them!!
RealGhostsSightings 2 years ago
i think christians have lost out.
aftazita 2 years ago
cnt hear anything
dramasis996 2 years ago
lol! yea the music was good
ScruffyBueno 2 years ago
you can buy candles with a clearer picture at the mexican market looks just like him only not black?
wuhlei 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
read this it really works!!!!!!!!!!!!!! put your hands on your chest both hands and think of a crush or bf............... tomorrow they will kiss u say they love u or ask u out but here is the catch put this message on five other videos for good luck
hpatel4610 2 years ago
holy shit it does look like a dick with 2 black balls
magmaspearit 2 years ago
I love the music in this video
JimboVids 2 years ago
Looks more like the melting Nazi from "Raider of the lost Arc" then it does like Jesus...
Kizuii 2 years ago
ZEUS!!!!!
canoobis 2 years ago 5
thats scary
DawgFL 2 years ago
Was i supposed to squint?
666over777 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
LIES ...ALL LIES..Everybudy knows Jesus was White, with Blue Eyes. We have all seen the pictures. He wasnt sum fuckin Sand Nigger.. And he's coming Back ANYDAY Now, i know cuz i heard so on the TV. Everybudy knows that the TV is GOD. I like to smoke sum Crack and pray the the Magic TV Box to the Great Arian Jesus, son of Hitler, can tell me what to do...In My Mind.
Sounds Crazy HUH?..but no more so then mumbling to yourself (praying) and thinking a 2000 yr old dead Jew is listening. Idiots.
DmakAttack 2 years ago
I can see Darth Vader on his right eyebrow.
crnogora 2 years ago
it's santa
ptheoren 2 years ago
no one in this world know how ancient people looks like
funbelieveable 2 years ago
it handsmade bastard!
funbelieveable 2 years ago
I second tucktimosprime's comment.
And also, it looks more like a fucking penis, seriously. A penis with two black testicals.
FalcunPAAAUNCH 2 years ago
Comment removed
tucktimosprime 2 years ago
Jesus looks like God.
Dawitness11 2 years ago
Comment removed
tucktimosprime 2 years ago
Have faith, the perfect Man.
A man that is just perfect
Dawitness11 2 years ago 2
Comment removed
tucktimosprime 2 years ago
id say! he married a hooker
wuhlei 2 years ago
I see ROCKY BALBOA Face beat up badly.. I think this ROCKY 7...
yougottahateme 2 years ago
What i see is a guy leaning against the wall getting a blow job from 2 prostitutes who are sitting on the floor on their asses ...... I mean look it its very clear he's loving it
djvinnyboy 2 years ago
i can see balls
hamadaali1982 2 years ago
I THINK UR FATHER OWN
ravi757 2 years ago
I see .. a bunny!
ChristianIce 2 years ago
Big fucking deal,i see Jesus once a week when he comes to mow my lawn and he brings Paco,Fernando & Luis with him
3rdkray1 2 years ago
you see a face and think it's jesus? yeah no. It's a face. but we don't know what christ looks like.
emilylengriffin 2 years ago 11
Ok I see a Face BUT Not Jesus!! What about the Lil Naked boy on the Left staring at the wall!!
phallock1973 2 years ago
haha I can see that little boy alot better than I could see the bearded man
Haackshot 2 years ago
It looks like Bin Laden lol.
dalefan8 2 years ago
It aint jesus... its my uncle!
Roedigatto 3 years ago
I agree thats Bin Laden......Call GW Bush, he said he was looking for Bin Laden, Sorta like OJ was looking for Nicole's killer.....
nprjeff 3 years ago
look more like bin laden....
H1tMaster 3 years ago
The trouble with this is..nobody knows what Jesus looks like. He can do anything in the world..now come on...with all the pressing world issues..he's going to appear on a candle?
estelle715 3 years ago
where do u see Jisus there???? Ji...
hzisasson 3 years ago
i cant see nout...
Deanh345 3 years ago
You guys have it all wrong it's Osama bin laden
loganakalg 3 years ago
ehm i belive in jesus and god they both exsists
just look at google pictures Gods eye! just look!
freekypokemonmaster 3 years ago
I DONT SEEE SHITTTT
pussiecyatdoll 3 years ago
I think it's actually Andy Griffith.
mindfodder 3 years ago
Gestalt
Mirmecoleon 3 years ago
That's not Jesus, silly :) It's the tree guy from LOTR.
sarkasmi83 3 years ago
Jesus face is everywhere. It is in everything and everywhere. If you look for it you will definitely see it.
DeeperMagic1 3 years ago
Yeah, I wiped my ass today and it looked like Jesus and Earthworm jim having dinner at "Chico's" :O
sarkasmi83 3 years ago
We will be remembered or forgotten eternally for our actions. Choose carefully my brother. In the future the whole world will see it. I aint the only one who sees it now. I just got fired for showing it to a class of high school kids and 90% of them saw it at least once. OThers see it everywhere...just like me. Jesus is good are you with him or against him? It's your free will that decides your eternity.
DeeperMagic1 3 years ago
Good thing you got fired. Crazy priests belong in the church.
PitchBlack696 3 years ago
Turn that frown up side down :D
Jamie189eimaJ 3 years ago
pfffffff.....
julie7654457 3 years ago
Wow! YES! I knew he would come one day! This should be on the news!
"JESUS TRAPPED IN CANDLE!"
come on, get the fuck real.
worldslayer 3 years ago
hahaha right on
SCHMITY247 3 years ago
Let's burn the candle >;D
sarkasmi83 3 years ago
wow bla bla bla
ANGELVENCEDOR 3 years ago
wow that is a mircal, i do see face, but it is up to you to visualize what you see, i see a cryinging face, and hell all around it. so you be the judge of what you see and what you believe. the truth is with in you..................................
jackziad 3 years ago 5
This comment has received too many negative votes show
WHAT????? OMG SO MUCH IMAGINATION...
foozlefoozle 3 years ago
is He coming to save us? what a miracle!
polishandproudx 3 years ago 9
he is coming one day, it says it in the bible, in revelation the last chapter in the bible
lowndesrebel07 3 years ago 4
I actually am Jesus. Hi. I didn't know you were expecting me :)
(no seriously, if someone would claim to be jesus now, wouldn't he be thrown to an asylum? :D Yes. Yes he would.)
sarkasmi83 3 years ago
it looks like he is crying blood. i feel kinda bad.:(
M84ownzz 3 years ago 10
god bless that is within us
Pacmanray 3 years ago 11
This comment has received too many negative votes show
nerds eating my nose with my claration candle....=)
mzawogmza 3 years ago
thats really nice he looks like he is crying tears of blood makes me feel so sad
greek170 4 years ago 12
this is the lamest thing ever. just because there happened to be something that resembles a face on a crappy candle doesn't mean it's jesus or that it's a miracle. God even said that we should never worship any graven image even if people profess that it's the son of God. read the bible if you want miracles and the fear of the Lord. stop ruining the name of Christ and his followers by calling yourself a "christian" and putting up crap.
ScreamingGiant 4 years ago
wow what miracle!!!!!!!! god bless
rayes111 4 years ago 7
This comment has received too many negative votes show
ITS JUST A COUINSODINCE.
Heartshapedbox088 3 years ago
wow. way to spell coincidence.
sarkasmi83 3 years ago