How to be single and happy

[MMMMMMMMMMWMMMMMMMMM]

married end of man and its start for women

[nblonigan44]

why would you want your wife to dissapear when shes that hot

[crimsonx75]

@lavenderspirit7799 I agree

[Odakufilms]

Agree with alpine

[TheWildSack]

How to be a hobo

[alstorp100]

its sweet to be single, but after a while you long after another humans touch

[xXSnowflakezXx]

@alstorp100 Maybe you do, but I don't... :)

[alstorp100]

@xXSnowflakezXx we are all different somehow

[oliverking1]

@alstorp100 1 word: hokker

[ERV7081]

reason 9999: this video.

Thanks now I just need one more to make up my mind

[Timyo123]

i am never getting married after watching this video.

[noname12327]

I dont know why I watched this, since Im single and happy with myself, but Im still glad I did :)

[torerik1234]

I am single, and proud.

[SuperDrumsforever]

There is so much truth in this video. I am loving being single too.

[awrtwyfbiyawefgxbiye]

This ones easy, the problem is, "How to be married and happy"... :-P

[sweet58441]

I do all of this except the life sized poster I got was of some hot model in my city, and I dont work as much as I can

[bopykiria]

WeirdAl45231 nice to meet you too =) 

[jorandb]

BTW, tax benefits for being married???? NO, NO, NO SIR, this is discrimination, it is PENALTY FOR SUCKING AT DATING!!!! Not to mention that law does not recognize same-sex love!!!

[jorandb]

Nice video, good ideas, I like optimistic people. BUT I NEED A BOYFRIEND!

[getblunted4life]

there was a challenge accepted comic i saw where this guy was on the phone with a girl he knew the bubble said (complaining about husband) then another one with a guy (complaining about girlfriend) Then the guy talking to both goes "Hmmm what was I going to do today?!? OH YEH WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT! Challenge accepted

[WeirdAl45231]

People think its weird cause Im 17 and I dont c the point in dating.

But I think I see my future right here; chillin in MY apartment with MY stuff, making money for me and only me, getting E-Z promotions cause I can work as long as I want, I can hang with my friends, I don't gotta worry about impressing someone (except my boss), and come the weekend; party time!

[Trinnaman0999]

Pfft. Its so easy being single. Why bother trying so hard for a relationship if your always going to get rejected? Those are the words i live by and im single and so happy.

[Snoopcheriful]

How to be single and happy step one you will need an internet connection and a hand.

[jtwiztidbagz]

You can be single or with someone and will always be both miserable and happy...at least when you're single you don't feel responsible for someone else's happiness

[imaginedork]

10 people have their eject button not working

[rookforce1]

I cant afford a girlfriend. The last girl i had expected big ticket items on her birthday, Christmas , Valintines day and Mothers day. In between those days she liked to go out to dinner. Now I only date between March and October. Oh how my checking accouint has grown!

[SuperMicklovin]

single and happy dont go together

[Ferrpa81]

@SuperMicklovin That's so not true. I'm single and happier than ever...

[SuperMicklovin]

@Ferrpa81 how ? wel unless you go to strip joints every weekend and ge tlap dances i dont see how. maybe for like a month yeeeah but the rest of your life sorry doesnt sound fun

[Ferrpa81]

@SuperMicklovin Ha, ha, I don't go to strip clubs. I'm a girl, by the way, which doesn't mean girls don't go to strip clubs, but hey, I hate them muscular guys stripping, dancing funny...

Now, seriously, I'm not worried about being single, I actually do a lot of stuff that I didn't when I had a boyfriend and I'm really happy because my lifestyle really doesn't go together with having a partner...

So, does that mean your single and unhappy? Nothing that can't be fixed...

[SuperMicklovin]

@Ferrpa81 ohhhhh

[blueshogun96]

Money should be the #1 reason, NOT #2.

Women are expensive. Don't believe me, look at it this way. Time is money, right? Well, when you spend time with her, you are losing money. When you take her out on dates, regardless of whether you are paying or not, you are spending time that could be spend on building an S Corporation or something. Logically speaking, that would make men expensive too, but women expect the man to have all the money to burn anyway.

[leniss]

@blueshogun96 and what do you want the money for?

[blueshogun96]

@leniss To build an S Corporation. It takes money to start and maintain one.

[leniss]

@blueshogun96 and why do you want an S corporation

[blueshogun96]

@leniss So I can do what I enjoy for a living, and not be told how to do it.

[cringirl]

Also...no one to judge you, be friends with whoever you want to, wear whatever you want, go where ever you want, watch whatever you want, no cooking for anyone else, clean, don't clean it doesn't matter, speak how you feel, no checking in, be loud at any hour, more closet space, no body elses messes to clean, no having to be nice to their family, no having to listen to their problems, no having to support their dreams, no having to pay their way, no having to put up with their lame friends, yea!

[bopykiria]

Who wants to have kids and who wants to be married?

Not me, I have never had a girlfriend in my life and I love it

[SuperMicklovin]

@bopykiria just cuz you have a girlfreind doesnt nessesarylly means your gonna have kids and get married

[WeirdAl45231]

@bopykiria u sound like me!

nice to meet u, doppleganger!

[Hoges1975]

I totally agree. Love being single.

[RB902050]

@Hoges1975 Being single has it's positive sides, but the problem lies if and when you get older and end up on a hospital ward due to disease. Personally, that would be hell for me. I'm not too worried about that though, I figure, I'm going to meet my maker sooner than later by doing one of my risk taking hobbies like downhill inline skating, ski mountaineering, compulive exercising and high alttitude training, and hypoxic training in the water.

[1Burninhouse1]

i'm so pathetic watching these videos

[TheCatmanjoe]

VideoJug has a lot of good points. Sleeping makes me happy as a cat:) and that guy made that girl disappear, now that's a kind of magic! lol

[AtrolinK]

I don't want a wife. I do want HIS wife.

[VooDooLynx]

Pros of being single: more spontaneity, whole apartment to myself, can devote all my time to school and career, don't have to worry about someone cheating on me, I can fill my home with as many animals as I want, and I can spend all my money on myself. Cons of being single: can't have sex with someone without worrying constantly about STDs, no one to cuddle with, no one to talk to about goals, no chance of having kids as a single, no one to take care of me when I'm sick or have a bad back.

[AC101666]

@VooDooLynx None of the things you stated as bad about being single are guarantees. I read a recent post on a cheaters forum about a wife who gave her husband AIDS after cheating. Women in their 60's divorce their husbands and financially ruin them. Can't you talk about your goals with your guy friends? At least they won't tell you no. Lease a women if you want sex and a cuddle, or travel abroad and meat exotic chicks.

The possibilities are endless.

[moniquesilveirax3]

"How to be a bum with no life or care for anyone in the world but themselves"

[moniquesilveirax3]

@TheBobsmithers I never said that about being single. I said it towards these examples.

[bumblebee4me22]

Dont get married or date someone you dont fuckin like....it WONT work.LOL.. dont feel sorry for someone either, if in the beginning its not working whats makes u think time will change a persons personality, they were a certai nway from the beginning, they be like that in the future to, you just see...dont be stupid now. =) good luck to you guys, use your human instincts...

[FreeeeS]

just dont marry a naggy bitch in the first place!

[EverydayNormalDude]

i love VideoJUg

[luv2bud]

I'm married and miserable. Recently filed for divorce on the bitch. It won't be cheap, but freedom is priceless . . .

[Sugardaddy501]

@christian12102 Look who's talking hobo; there are more benefits to being single than married for those like me. Those like me have no patience for a close sexual and emotional relationship and kids.

[Politikfreak98]

This is so so so true. I am 20 and I've just come out of a relationship with a guy who I was with for two years. It's amazing how many compromises you have to make, how much of yourself you lose, and how ridiculously dependent your emotions become, one one person. Now I'm enjoying being single, having more money, and having more time for the friends that won't leave at the drop of a hat.

[chrisoj]

this is so true, i'm 20 and just come out of an 8 month relationship, before I met her all I wanted was a relationship and after I found her it was like a dream come true. Now its over im not going to look for another girl, im going to go out there, get a decent job, sort my life out and meet people, I know i'll meet the right person eventually so whatever!

[Meelaus18]

These so called guys I had in the past are so jealous of my free spirited singledom!

I should of knock um in the ass if i had the chance.

[Woutchitsou]

I wont mary, get only single friends, get rich, and fuck all the hoes i can with my money !! YIPEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

[janejohnson89]

This is funny!

[KonataStrife]

Fall in love with an anime character

[The1andonlyIris]

Fuck!! I love being single!! <3 I hate girls with boyfriends they are stupid bitches. ;) constantly depending on a man for everything I hate that!!

[Spoolooni]

@GameSharkWizard So he gave some people the power to like the same gender as them...

Yes! I proofed my point that gays are okay.

[muslimwise]

This only works for men lol

[gravelandgrain100]

@muslimwise -

and the reason for that is Lifetime movies. They ALL lead to the conclusion the only way a woman finds happiness is with the man of her dreams-who works 40 plus hours a week, loves her snotnosed kids, and loves rainbows and unicorns more than her.

[walklb]

funny and you know what? ABSOLUTELY TRUE!!! THAT part of the 14h sleeping??? ahahahaha been there!

[liloboy911808]

I wish that was that simple for me but it's not. I want a husband to be with and spend my life with that person. Being single maybe be fun for a little while but it will soon get to u and u will be wanting to have a man or women around the house to share everything with. You can't help being human!

[notdacoolest]

and the best part of being single....you can have sex whenever you want provided you know how to get the girl you want.....and it can be any girl ...any number of girls...it doesnt matter...no one asks you questions....no1 tells you what you should do....

[WildDiscoDance]

i want a body pillow..

[dirtyvadah]

haha awesome vid

[katiethecarnavore]

being single and happy have its perks espesally since i hate physicle relation ships but still sometimes i want a bf

[mcjj1234]

I wish it were that simplę

[WeirdAl45231]

@mcjj1234 who says it can't be?

[CanadiaNecro1]

How come it's just a guy???

Being a single girl is pretty damn sweet!

[contemplativegirl21]

@CanadiaNecro1 Amen to that!

[drakendrones]

OMG! I cud not agree more....My parents nag me about getting married...but in my heart I luv being single :D! 

[Sugardaddy501]

I love being single; i dont need teen sex to be happy. That is that. I have runescape thats enogh joy for me.

[mgfhd]

girls are only good for sex !

well sometimes ....

[clintonskakun]

I hate sleeping too long lol

[iLuVsHoEs64]

eww, why would someone want a poster of britney?

[rnitoa]

thats great..... hahahahaha i am single



[benfirst]

damn intro ad.

[ngaumatau101]

His ex is very sexy so there is a down point

[CataclysmicYouth]

Hmm I'm definitely not going to be a nagging wife ahaha Because I would do most of this. lol

[NoraBurnett]

haha excellent! =)

[arianaxcat]

aww made me feel better :)

[UnGatoExtraviado]

im gping to become this kind of person and way better, you women create players so much is fokazo

[UnGatoExtraviado]

excellent videeoo!!!!!!!!!!

[RATM4LYFE]

ahaaahaaaaaaaaaa

[solojam]

fukin eh, most ppl in relantionships are bored as fak and hate their lives, poor saps i say...

[fleche16]

hahahah cool

[idkaikooly]

im gonna break up with my girlfriend for this, sweeeet!

[KyoukenOkami]

being single rules!! :D

[SaihaNadare]

gotta love that face at 1:38

[rosietheriveter1]

This is why I LOVE being single!!! :)

[kimosab3]

Snapping fingers... haha...

[GameSharkWizard]

God gave them natural cravings to desire love so that they would eventually get married, have children, and thus the majority of the world prefers to have sexual intercourse. However, being single is far more cool. i can sit back and enjoy my sweet flat screen, chillin' & playin' video games online.

[mrshahzadanwar]

@GameSharkWizard: Exactly my thoughts......Being single also means u re not much dependant in Nature....as were the ppl in the days of agricultural lives.....

[MDotMosley]

@GameSharkWizard Amen.

[vyanez08]

@GameSharkWizard n if you get lonely you can always order a hooker. life is sweet. just kidding you can always invite a hot girl over. hell yeah! marriage not until i am 48 and ready for a 21 one year old hottie. hugh hefner rules.

[whitespiritclan]

haha!

[gorefreak2]

I hate being single and I go to high school so its worse

[shmoopydoo]

It's so much better when you're 30. Just don't off yourself between now and then, and you'll be having a fabulous time. Trust me.

[hereiamplease]

@gorefreak2 you're only in highschool so chill if ya really want one they'll show up :P

[cronicon24]

lol: Organize a poker tournament with backup dancers! hahaha

[cronicon24]

Believe it or not, men think about sex, women think about material. Hence, some women will use sex as a currency to get material. Guys say they will never fall for that, but... I think a woman can exert control over a man if: 1) the guy does not impose mutual respect and ground rules right from the beginning 2) the woman makes the guy believe that he needs her

[0121ryanh117]

I really hate relationships, I think being single is the best!

[tutbanana]

the body pillow! wooooooww

[benfirst]

wife is hot.

[shannoneloise]

This is wonderful but I wish it wasn't just aimed at single men. I love sleeping 14 hours with my body pillow, kicking ass at work and making weird food out of random things in the cupboards, too!

[AngelKaiLina]

@shannoneloise amen to that.. most of my attached friends cant understand that this is exactly the stuff i dont wanna give up by getting a partner! lol

[Kulze]

'WWOOOOOWW BODY PILLOW

(right backup dancer is sweeeeet)

[TINTINAD4X4]

Why is the "married" guy in the video 10 years old and his wife is 35?

[disconnect4]

his 'wife' at the end 1:55 is kind of worth it if you ask me. give me that on tap as well as love and understanding and i'll show you a happy man.

[sanchezbless]

wow this great...i'm brokenhearted and i set my life for being single for the rest of my life...............

[bigamushead]

i need a single shot .45

[olegbrowncompanys]

they forgot to add pets if you get lonely! honestly there are a million more benefits to being single.

[blazinloud]

I agree on the body pillow!!!!

[Fox10201020]

:38

Woot for the body pillow!

[jayive34]

thanks guy. i needed this much. :'(

[mlmcgrat]

WOOOOO!!!!! HELL YEAH TO SINGLE LIFE

[cutieilpiecom]

lifesize picture of britney??

[demonguy1234]

i know im not quite sure about that part either

[ndy1010]

hahahahahahahahahaha the ending is helarious xD

[ForeMoster]

lol wife and girl friend do not dissapear by snapping your fingers :> wish i can do that to anyone i hate.

[jonvssocrates]

I love this video!

[videomaniacgirl]

this video rocks! the guy is cute and now I can see ALLLLL the advantages of being single!

[MJHxoxo]

XD buy that hideous life-sized poster of Britney!

[friendsR4eva1]

:o! i wouldnt nag at him to get up after 14 hrs. . . i would sleep longer ;) and i would totaly do half the crap he did cuz im tomboy like dat

[irg19]

Aww that guy is so cute:D

[K0zach0k]

1:50 Krisps sendwich is the best dish I ever saw

[busybjorn]

The video totally represents me, except for bad habits such as getting drunk and smoke.

It's fun to be single but at one point or another in your life you WILL need a girlfriend.

[abdullah4life607]

haha .. yeah .. some times its better to be singel then married or in relishonship .. be free to do whatever you like to do ..

[keiichi424]

Favorite'd

[revelation2210]

i keep snapping but it's not working! what am i doing wrong! lol

[Richardanderson31]

getting a girlfriend

[revelation2210]

you know the joke i made was that she is not going away

[CreepyBrian]

I do the sleeping part *O*, although I don't have a body pillow v.v....might think of getting one *O*

[eof3]

That poster of Britney is NOT hideous at all! <3 haha

[mitubing]

i did "create a new dish in the middle of the night! " lol..:)

[Getgoodproductions]

I do the create a new dish in the middle of the night alllll the time ^w^

[WOLFNTHEFALLS]

Bahhahahha, Tight

[jmanbloom]

This has had me laughing all week... Thank god I am single. There are a ton of benefits. I agree. No commitment! No bitching!

[holydragon21087]

They forgot about "You can sleep with as many partners as you want." and "You can mingle without guilt or pressured." "You can play video games as long as you want." that's all I know about being single anyway.

[Floydean87]

maybe they dont want to encourage unhealthy and addictive behaviours, although every person in the world knows about that! what comes first to your mind when you think of the word "single"? they didn't need to include it in the list... or maybe the video is intended to ppl who don't like that and want to find an alternative

[Eriil]

Ahh I love being single!

No emotional hassle and no dedication to anyone but myself.

[tayishere202]

Got that right

[tsjoencinema]

ROFL

[vivaarnoldo]

Nice one. I'm going to be smiling all day. Thank you for sharing, oh, and it is all so true.

Cheers mates.

[adriangiardino]

Lol at the disclaimer

[jusbringit]

being single rocks without having crazy emotions

[5270446]

ha....

[Piktzaizde]

Im single girl :D and im happyyyyy :PPPPPPP

[DynamixDeux]

LOL?

[XFrostFireX72]

lol gotta love the disclaimer

[hrocky101]

Bahhaa xD!

[MusicismemyselfandI]

lmao i love it <3

[chickendoodstudios]

Im happier single..

WAY Happier

[hrocky101]

Grats on first

[chickendoodstudios]

"Rolls eyes"

Guess theres always a troll. Lol