im a server at an italian resturant and i always scratch my asshole and roll my ballsack with my fingers when its itchy....but its ok because after i do all that my fingers smell like balsamic vinager so nobody will ever know but you guys because nobody knows my youtube account
@cokealias2257 I should have been more clear, I was mocking glennfaron. I don't know how this comment got here for jason. I'd buy that there real. Everbody's a pesimist these dayz, thats why I sed that, and if U comment on my spell'n yer weak and small, they cling to sumtin of little or no value and make a case on it, yer not small R U?
that's not a fart machine, that's real, trust me i'm an expert......as sad as that may sound. and anyway i own a fartmachine, only shows off 4 farts and can't hide the "machine-like" sound quality.
and yes Jason Voorhees does live, maybe in the next movie they will do him some justice, rather than that piece of shit that was released with freddy. man what a letdown *that* fight was.
I would buy that chair from you!!!
love2fart10 1 month ago in playlist Loud farts
yes;go for it,nice one mate
lovedommen 2 months ago
Great sharts
Farting62 3 months ago
i bet you are a sucess in funerals, churchs, classes, courts and librarys
omgallitypehereexist 5 months ago
Fantastic.
IcedCoffee81 6 months ago
good thing u got brown pants
spirello2 6 months ago
The way you wiggle your ass around is so fucking gay dude.
Hellblazer311 6 months ago
Whats ur secret for having loud, long farts?? I WANNA KNOW!!!!! XD
HwyUnicorn3mokiddie 7 months ago
This guy must eat fiber all day long lol
SCPalmetto82 8 months ago
You had to have crapped your pants especially on the that third fart..
AVIBobcat08 8 months ago
0:42 Shart!
YbarraProductions 8 months ago
why do you feel the need to add that they're february farts? what does it matter what month you farted? is it because its black history month?
Hellblazer311 11 months ago
hahaha your comment made me laugh the most!
AVIBobcat08 8 months ago
0:14 pure poetry
weslake898 11 months ago
This is just art form in the purist sense...
weslake898 11 months ago
he def shit his pants on the last one
falloutnewvaguspro 1 year ago
something you put on your Sunday breakfast. 0:38
pcgarbage 1 year ago
damn dude that was funny
Daluzmmania89 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
im a server at an italian resturant and i always scratch my asshole and roll my ballsack with my fingers when its itchy....but its ok because after i do all that my fingers smell like balsamic vinager so nobody will ever know but you guys because nobody knows my youtube account
iPwNNerdz 1 year ago
hahahahahahahahah, hilarious.
Dipknockerz 1 year ago
your one sick fuck you know that?
vanishinglight666 1 year ago
@vanishinglight666 your the sick fuck, searching up loud farts. FUCK OFF LOSER.
BMC707 1 year ago
lol. i could not stop laughing!!!
hollywoodundead20 1 year ago
Smells from the screen
AljThe5 1 year ago 2
omg i peed my pants when i heard these
aquagirl2002 1 year ago
omfg hahahaha nasty
lillyp7 1 year ago
You PIG!
hypnotikdreamzz 1 year ago
Uh, you might wanna check your pants on that last one..You definitely shit all over the place in there
Nerevar1990 1 year ago
That last one made his trousers brown
MrTubestacy 1 year ago
good lead in. top first then BOOM!!!.
icametorock1 1 year ago
@icametorock1
your comment had me on the floor, lol.
TeslaDRay 1 year ago
compile those gas explosions. . .
RosalitaBU8 1 year ago
hahahahahahahahahah i laughed so hard hahahaha
NIRVANAmat 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Wipe Your Ass!
josh666675 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
WOW that was amazing!!!
mrdukenukem1 1 year ago
WOW that was amazing!!!
mrdukenukem1 1 year ago
I wish i was sitting on the opposide of you on the chair.
clovermisty 1 year ago
Get the Toilet paper and the spray
and some clean skivies
TL250Rider 1 year ago
Nice Ass!
robrob18 1 year ago
first 2 were burps and the last was computer
Bobby4488 1 year ago
@Bobby4488
no the farts were real, take it from me, i'm an expert.
TeslaDRay 1 year ago
did a douche bag just pop?
Klooper66Productions 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
you shit yourself at the end?
batmanmotherfucker 1 year ago
WFT? FARTS
blacktemplars120 1 year ago
the ast 1 wuz beyond wet
6flgslover 1 year ago
wet one
ThaChallengeLobby 1 year ago
The third one was a wet fart lol
xxCATAPxx 1 year ago
Last one sounded a little juicy..!
AvailableThisNameIs 1 year ago
check your pants lol!!!
MorganandKylie 1 year ago
what the fuck
Flower4229 1 year ago
The second one was the best one out of the three
Ptslgd99 1 year ago
The third one sounded really bad. Hope you had black pants.
snblinder 1 year ago
He definately followed through on the last one!!!
TheGates27121973 1 year ago
smells delicious
JASON4VOORHEES2 1 year ago
ill pay you 8000 to do that on my balls
iPwNNerdz 1 year ago
you have good technique
senninha1 1 year ago
holy shit!!!
p90xerNathan 1 year ago
At 0:32, who says, "I'll be damned" in a low whisper in the background?
enigma800 1 year ago
Damn MY Neighborhood Hobo would say that Smells XS
bigrobjordan15 1 year ago
@mistabiggz16 haaaaaaaaaaaaaa
jonathansymes2 1 year ago
I luv the smell of plastic. I also luv the smell of burning and melting plastic
TheDidlo1 1 year ago
@jason: Yep. evrythangs a fake and evry body'z a wana be huh.
TheDidlo1 1 year ago
@TheDidlo1 u never know he cold have a problem i know a gurl who has a problem and farts uncntrollably.
cokealias2257 1 year ago
@cokealias2257 I should have been more clear, I was mocking glennfaron. I don't know how this comment got here for jason. I'd buy that there real. Everbody's a pesimist these dayz, thats why I sed that, and if U comment on my spell'n yer weak and small, they cling to sumtin of little or no value and make a case on it, yer not small R U?
TheDidlo1 1 year ago
@cokealias2257 Poor gal. Does she carry a lighter with her everywere she gos?
TheDidlo1 1 year ago
real deal
RosalitaBU8 1 year ago
@rozydozy: Duz that turn U on?
TheDidlo1 1 year ago
did you shit your pants with that last one?
thisissofuckinstupid 1 year ago
@JasonVoorheesLives These farts are real. He's only putting his hand behind him for leverage. Those big farts don't mess around.
JesseMetzger 1 year ago
Fartin Freak, you are a master. That was amazing. I have watched it about 10 times and cannot stop laughing every time I watch it.
JesseMetzger 1 year ago
@jessmetz: U are a sad sad person.
TheDidlo1 1 year ago
All the farts in this users videos are real.
Penguindog55 1 year ago
@JasonVoorheesLives
that's not a fart machine, that's real, trust me i'm an expert......as sad as that may sound. and anyway i own a fartmachine, only shows off 4 farts and can't hide the "machine-like" sound quality.
and yes Jason Voorhees does live, maybe in the next movie they will do him some justice, rather than that piece of shit that was released with freddy. man what a letdown *that* fight was.
TeslaDRay 2 years ago
Fake
glennfarren1 2 years ago
@glenny: yep, evrythangs fake and evry body'z a wana be huh.
TheDidlo1 1 year ago
Holy fuck, some farts...
SaturnineXTS 2 years ago
lol.... i dont know how i ended up here :/
xoxoangexoxo 2 years ago
i feel sorry for your chair. and your underwear for that matter.
TeslaDRay 2 years ago
dont even try telling me you did not shit your self
toyotasupra96 2 years ago 13
fake
pokecollector1232010 2 years ago
no that's real.
TeslaDRay 2 years ago
i think you let more then a fart on the 2nd and 3rd onee
Bansheethekilla 2 years ago
dude ur puttin farts on youtube get a life
gaansnargge 2 years ago
@gaansnargge well , no shit
wotwhatw00t 2 years ago
Well YOU watched it, didn't you!
enigma800 2 years ago
My sides are hurting from this....wtf on that last one LOL!!!
SCPalmetto82 2 years ago
Poo I can fucking smell it X(
bigrobjordan15 2 years ago
That last one you might of shit your pants but pretty funny XD
bigrobjordan15 2 years ago
second one was the funniest.
TeslaDRay 2 years ago
pew
daverobs 2 years ago
lol
waffleworldinc 2 years ago
I can't watch this without laughing histerically :):):) LMAO
Like those Jobby Catcher Trousers you have on. :)
BikerDarren24 2 years ago
dude check ur pants you mighta
shit urself
TheMinijas 2 years ago
check your shorts bud
jkukd 2 years ago 3
Epic. Completely epic.
7beers 2 years ago
go wipe ur ass it was a wet one at the end
Austin4weelinking 2 years ago 2
that last one was wet
volcomskater4471 2 years ago
DUDE I love your seat farts!! Please take a look at my video and tell me what you think man. I LOVE your work!! HOT!
love2fart10 2 years ago
I feel sorry for your chairs. The stink probably hung around for a while, huh?
TeslaDRay 2 years ago 3
HAHAHAHA
adam9369 2 years ago
you better check your pants after that last one.
TeslaDRay 2 years ago
Slusher !
RosalitaBU8 2 years ago
That was impressive. What did you eat, a 5 gallon pot of beans? Holy crap.
JMB129 2 years ago
kool
skieth676 2 years ago
i think he shit himself at the end! my computer stinks. ROTFLMAO
Railfan19960 2 years ago 4
hahahahaha you're a fucking fart GodXD
SWEsuger 2 years ago
more like get out in the back yard and turn the hose on lol
Beamos12 2 years ago
that last one sounded a bit upsetting.
inuyashafan3448 2 years ago 4
FULL PULLLL
t78a 2 years ago
The last one was a wet FART which tend to be somewhat messy!
99minerkc 2 years ago
wash yo ass man!
KBeatMusicAndVids 2 years ago
lol were they even real?
Rs2Sirbressand 2 years ago
dude! tell me how u got ur last fart like that!!!! it was nice
PRsweetness 2 years ago
He has a loose o-ring.
enigma800 2 years ago
whats that mean??
PRsweetness 2 years ago
I don't know, it just sounded funny.
enigma800 2 years ago
My sides were sore for about 10 mins
Thanks bud
BikerDarren24 2 years ago
the last one... u obviously shit yourself
poniesRdaSHIT 2 years ago 4
how many assholes do u have
Stahio 2 years ago
lovely!!!!
JASON4VOORHEES2 2 years ago
Fucking pig.
3seaw4dr 2 years ago
dude it sounded like he ripped him self a new asshole lmao!!!
shikamaruXnara92 2 years ago
And that last one sounds like a slusher!
RosalitaBU8 2 years ago
Comment removed
PRsweetness 2 years ago
Who that called my name. hahahaa
Blix718 2 years ago
o gosh!
3d4g19 2 years ago
Nice lean.
raptorrobboWBC 2 years ago
2 words: Global Warming
Motetftw 2 years ago 2
skid marks??
Bonzman420 2 years ago
waht the hell did u eat
brownboyzzz 2 years ago
god did u kill anything?
funypikachu 2 years ago
i cant believe people actually put this kind of stuff on youtube, but what I have a harder time believing is how hard I laughed at it! greasy
sonofkyussdude 2 years ago
LOL!!!! check yourself on the 3rd one! more skid marks than a getaway car?
turfshredder 2 years ago
i wish someone would do that in class!! xDD
Corkoth55 2 years ago
check yourself on the last one.lol
IMPORT9100 2 years ago
lol its sooo gross yet soo funny. lol
neenasky08 2 years ago
you better check yourself the last one sounded wet
NRMSkid12 2 years ago
LMFAO!!
pacboy24 2 years ago
sounds like some african tribe trying to get out of your butt in a hurry - damn little niglets
veedubshafer 2 years ago
Man that some weird shit escaping from yo ass,man you sound like a busted trumpet.
scrasher72 2 years ago 4
if thats real. thats funny as hell. lmao
demonpride1975 2 years ago
LOL WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN EATING
dariosgta 2 years ago
i cant stop playing it so funny
MrSmidt 2 years ago
lol me too!
geektar03 2 years ago
Dude I wish my face was right in your butt crack So as to smell them beautiful farts of yours.
JASON4VOORHEES2 2 years ago
LOOOLL
n0MoreWildy 2 years ago
2nd one sounded like a sad duck
ryuhyubusa 2 years ago
Sounds wet.
XoxTentenkicksxoX 2 years ago
0:40 jesus titty fucking christ!
ZeroTheHero88 2 years ago
Sounded like you sharted
SilverSalros 2 years ago
He keeps Purex Bleach in business.
enigma800 2 years ago
sounds like u need to wipe
novapat71 2 years ago
Damn man, bet you were really bored...XD
Cipry16 2 years ago
sounded fake.
GoGoGadgetBeer 2 years ago
Thats both disgusting and hilarious!
dragonfire836 2 years ago
i lovec time 40 and on
SKIPS83 2 years ago
lmao
ImJustMe221 2 years ago
dude did you make a chocolate mudslide on that last one?
JASON4VOORHEES2 2 years ago 2
omfg yourso fukken haawwt
AdamDaltonWiggins 2 years ago
wet fart
KingToads 2 years ago
I smelled the last one through my monitor.
geektar03 2 years ago 2
YES! im the 50,001 veiwer!!!
ClubPenguinFan8 2 years ago
Lol!
Wings23 2 years ago
0:40 - 0:46 - dude, check your pants after that one.
travelsonic 2 years ago 4
why the fuck people fill youtube with this shit, goddamn those redirecting links
123Cranker 2 years ago 2
Can you do that?
enigma800 2 years ago
no, and im 100% sure i dont want to know
123Cranker 2 years ago 2
Ah, juicy ! !
RosalitaBU8 2 years ago
haha dude, check your pants after that last one. fuckin christ! lol
X2wolverine 2 years ago 3
Your excelent farter.Thanks for sharing..I hope you return to youtube soon and give us some new farts.....
matt26181 2 years ago
what the FUCK!! that is one loose asshole
spopko 2 years ago
hahahahahahahahahaha
geektar03 2 years ago
anything special you eat for those kind of farts I love farting beside my other half in bed
nimmnoss 2 years ago
jesus christ
couchaleteRobinson 2 years ago
paha ! well you must be all stupit cause they arnt real i no the trick for that one
AmieLo4 2 years ago
you shit yourself
well done
fuck off
globalloon 2 years ago
wow I really didn't know youtube doubled as a fetishist website
sapincher 2 years ago
Think u sharted on that last 1
6flgslover 2 years ago