NewsBusted 7/28/09

[Ajax4Hire]

No, the majority of the US citizens do NOT support public option.

And I have saved 97,237 jobs this year.

[rsaswest]

Obama's numbers today: 56 favorable, 37 unfavorable.

Majority of Americans favor public option. Public option in Senate bill.

The summer was a loooong time ago.

[rsaswest]

Flash...10/28/09:

Obama stimulus has saved or created 388,000 jobs.

[rsaswest]

This can be found in USA Today, 10/28/09

[BottleCapsound]

obama is a homo

[darion65]

If that was true, then the loss of over 5 million over the past year means what?

[rsaswest]

I hate to say it but this woman is uglier than Anne Coulter and that's pretty damn ugly.

[ilieklolcatz]

For the sake of the argument, let's suppose that she is, indeed, ugly. And what does that mean? Wait, let me guess! It means that all right-wingers are deluded douchebag bigots, doesn't it?

Ah, the true lefty style of attacking people's looks, personal lives, even their children's sex lives. Will these wonderful tactics ever get old?

[rsaswest]

You mean, like Rush Limbaugh talking about Chelsea Clinton when she was still a minor?

Really, your hypocrisy knows no limits.

[leatherneck7476]

Your full of it. He never maligned Chelsea. You will not find anything to back you up.

[rsaswest]

Or Rush Limbaugh talking about Hillary's looks, or Janet Reno's, or Michele Obama's...

Really ilieklolcatz, grow up.

[rsaswest]

Yes, I think there is a laugh track, or a bunch of hillbillies in an auditorium with APPLAUSE signs that light up at just the right moment.

[rsaswest]

Media Research Center: funded by the RIGHT.

Or, you could say, "The FOX News Annex."

And yes, these jokes are weak.

Not much real information either.

[hamletundone]

Go home...

[herbs814]

Yes indeed. No one who's read the bill can possible believe that it will benefit anyone other than bureaucrats and politicians.

[eldiablo10028]

LOL are they using laugh track!!

These jokes are weak!

[vetttech1999]

I like her ! Hot lil bioootch lol

[plaprocina]

Can't we all just get along? How about we all line up to give Ms Miller some Bukkake!

[lionoman]

my god, this is pathetic

[JanLynnT]

Ahhhh...Ms. Miller you are pleasure to listen to and a fine piece of eye candy. Thanks for what you are doing. People like you are going to save this country from becoming identical to the movie idiocracy.... Okay folks finish this phrase "you might be a useful idiot if_________________

[grabac9]

Hahaha!!!! That was pretty good...

[truth2748]

They couldn't even get the chroma key right. I guess anyone with a green screen and a laugh track can make a show now a days.

[3martijns]

Obama

Big

Ass

Mistake

America

[exbronco1980]

george w. bush- the worst president in american history

[3martijns]

So if you used to be a horse, what are you now? Something that can type, I guess?

Just kidding, but you will probably insult me because you like nasty humor instead of funny humor? Take care. Bye.

[exbronco1980]

bronco is a university mascot

[3martijns]

I was being silly. Maybe you're a serious person. I did figure it was a mascot, or you lived in Denver.

[armymp795to10th]

Barack Obama, the worst president in world history

[SeigneurUtopique]

aww man i wish people weren't so ignorant. we wouldn't be having this problem in the first place. i miss the good old days when dumb shits weren't paid by the government to be dumb and not work.

[larry267]

mmmm ice cream

[TheTMA1]

Norman Thomas had an uncanny sense for the obvious.

[TheTMA1]

Tom ,

You are a fountain of information!

Thanks!

[shimauma42]

He spends too much of my tax money when he goes on vacation. I vote they put him in a corner and tell him not to touch anything.

[TheTMA1]

From The Headlines:

GALLUP: OBAMA HITS NEW LOW...

'This is a president who needs a vacation'...

.......and a whole lot more ... like some common sense.

[TheTMA1]

tom and blood....

I am laughing my ass off!

That is flat out funny!

[TheTMA1]

So tom...

you really think your that good lookin'?

You have good taste in the Ladies though.

Jodi - your Babe-alicious

[TurnHeadAndCough]

I am serious it won 74,874 academy awards. Nancy was also made queen of Zimbabwe. I am working on legislation the republicans that will pass in 2012 to make being a democrat punishable by lobotomy.. o wait, the democrats already passed that one.

[WERTY317]

Jody.. you should be on Naked News..then when there's nothing to listen to at least there would be something to look at

[TheTMA1]

Jerky,

Fuc@ you!

Go shit in your own yard.

Hey we're pulling a train on your mom tonight - wanna come?

[amboy362]

There you go Werty, Writing things that make you look like a complete jerk. Keep being you.

[asotam]

Is this the republicons idea of "funny"? very lame

[beak1972]

Not as funny as the democrats and your "hope" in the white house. And this is coming from a libertarian. I thought the last fool was bad...but this one may be the worst president. And thats saying something considering he would jump over Wilson, Carter and FDR for the title.

[TheTMA1]

Would that be the credible as in 'credible under ware'?

[TheTMA1]

They only thing you Dem/Lib/Commie/Pedophiles have come up with that is funny is the Three Stooges- Harry, Pelosi and Bo ( That would be BO 'The Muslim Turd' ).

[TheTMA1]

Why is it lame?

[shimauma42]

your *face* is lame!

I realize that comment is ALSO much too sophisticated for your plebian brain meat but too bad.

[amboy362]

Is this your idea of being smart. very lame

[TurnHeadAndCough]

The democrats don't want you to know that Katrina, the storm of the century actually started when Nazi Pelosi quiefed in the ocean while starring in the X rated hit childrens movie Fu#k Africa.

[TurnHeadAndCough]

oops i meant F@ck America... that was the name of the X rated Cildrens movie she starred in, filmed in africa

[JohannMint]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Teleprompter again! So funny!!!!!!!!!!

[mykol13v]

...not only that the Congressional Leadership BANNED the government use of the Chart about their Health Care plan.

(I have a copy.)

So, these people don't want to talk about it, read it or inform the public about it.

Never thought I'd see the day where the Presidency and the Congress would need training wheels. Chastity Belts on the staff, yes, but this?

[jtkirkfan2002]

Female, African-American Cambridge police officer, Kelly King, admitted in an interview to voting for Obama but vowed, "Never again!"

Another one sees the light. If she says it publicly, thousands more may be saying it privately.

[jtkirkfan2002]

"I'm sorry, officer. There's been a misunderstanding. Permit me to show you my ID and I can prove that this is my house."

That simple statement would have ended the entire Gates issue. However he (and Obama) chose to make it about race.

[TheTMA1]

Captain!

That would have taken away all the fun we're having with this.

Besides it would have only been wishful thinking - BO 'The Muslim Turd' is a Boob and what he did is what Boobs do.

[jtkirkfan2002]

Pin Stripe's approval numbers slip in direct proportion to the number of starry-eyed cult members who wake up and realize that they didn't vote for this crap.

[philblunt420]

Barry has acted stupidly throughout his presidency.

[Boardslydr]

dont you mean his whole life ?

[amboy362]

Actually it comes easy for him. His teleprompter is smarter.

[Airave]

Grrrrrrrreat, as always! :D

[Mistertbones]

Yeah, another great episode!

[chattingcat]

Fabulous! LOL... No doubt obambi would have some tips for "COPS." Funny stuff. Thank you:)

[jjsalmiya]

Great stuff Jodi!

Impeach Obama!

[h2opolodan11]

haha, funny stuff!

[pimpdalyrical]

Yeah, but 10 generations ago a small number of white plantation owners whipped some blacks they bought from african kings. So now blacks shouldn't have to obey the law.

[Mistertbones]

Sorry I gave you a thumbs down on your comment, I misinterpreted your comment. YOu are actually a conservative like me.

[pwf2412]

and they should get money from the government for not obeying

[Drumboy5165]

That is a conspiracy theory, it was actually whitey who forged the papers to make it look like they were bought from black slave traders...it was whitey all along...just like it's all Bushes fault there was slavery.....

[TheTMA1]

They weren't obeying the law back then - that's why they were whipped.

[neoldd1]

Well done dude, I guess that makes him really evil...

[mykol13v]

Not quite... More to do with following the Rule of Law, his chosen profession. (Duh?)

Hope this Helps©

[pwf2412]

no it just means that he had 17 parking tickets that he didn't pay for until he was forced into it. kind of like how his cabinet didn't pay taxes until they were nominated.

not evil just stupid

[wendieparker]

Also shows a pre-existing disdain for the Cambridge Police

[neoldd1]

let me know when he outs a spy like they did to Valeri Plame (which is treason for which the penalty is death) not to mention the disastrous response after hurricane Kathrina.

parking tickets...are you people kidding me?

[pwf2412]

Katrina? really? yeah blame the president for mistakes the Mayor and the Governor made. The president had nothing to do with it. The mayor left those people sit and the Governor cried like a little girl for help instead of doing what the Governor of Mississippi did, and that was to help the people in his state.

The president never outed Plame. The name of the man who did it was know within weeks but the press kept it qiuiet because they were trying to pin it on the white house

[RecceMan90]

Keeping school buses parked instead of evacing with 5 days notice is the Federal Governments problem? Start Local!

Plame was an ANALYST, not a spy! Also, it has been proven that her wonderful Hubby outed her during the Clinton Admin!

Keep trying, you will fail just like your Heros that are currently distroying America!

[neoldd1]

2000 people died during Kathrina, that's almost as many as on 911. So do you think 911 was the business of the Mayor of New York only? The scale of the disaster was enormous, of course it is the problem of the Federal Goverment.

As for Plame, I'm sick of people trying to portray her as a mere secretary. She was working for your ass dude, not mine. You should show a little more respect.

[pimpdalyrical]

The Mayor of New york didn't have almost a week to evacuate the twin towers, numb nuts neoldd1!

Valerie Plame is a lying bitch, she was not covert, her name could be found on the CIA website at the time by any 5th grader, and besides, the democrat who actually exposed her never got charged with anything.

[ohannan11]

I think that referring to the work of a Central Intelligence Agency Analyst as that of a "secretary" shows a greater level of ignorance and disrespect beyond anything you have attempted to decry here.

[neoldd1]

I was making exactly that point, read my comment....

[pwf2412]

her husband talked about her and her being a spy at dinner parties. get a grip

[pwf2412]

no one said she was a secretary but you. she was an analyst she was not a covert spy.

[TheTMA1]

Then she should kill herself for talking about it at dinner parties.

[TheTMA1]

Neo - Old Dude.

No only if he were a Conservative.

You Lib/Commie/Dem/Peds make yourselves such easy targets for me.

I love this!

[neoldd1]

Not you again with your labels....of course you love this, small mind is easy to entertain...

[TheTMA1]

If properly labeled I would be called 'Easily Amused'.

Are you gearing up for me to spank you again?

[neoldd1]

I seem to remember that last time you went into a goofy retreat....

But to answer your question: no I can't be bothered this time I heard all you can say, you just go "Dem/Lib/Commie/Pedophiles" blah blah blah... logic and reason is not on your side silly boy.

[TheTMA1]

I am under the impression that you suffer from 'Limited Capacity' so your memory loss is understood.

Your definition of 'Logic and and Reason' is straight out of 'Bazzaro World'.

However you excel in the area of self esteem no matter how undeserving it is.

You are a glowing example of 'Symbolism Over Substance'.

[shimauma42]

Maybe Neo *likes* spankings ;)

[Rajaat99]

Jodi is so hot!

[ArtistaAndaluz]

Great as usual!

[obamaisapieceofshit]

That chick isn't fat enough or cankle-endowed enough for Clinton.

[Vald1971]

we can still HOPE for a CHANGE

[bloodironfire]

Who cares about his parking tickets, the dude used to smoke crack.

[MadBadVoodo]

Five Stars!