Ellen's Monologue - Jobs

[sparkelgirl11]

hhaahhahaha i looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooove ellen <3

[MoreThanJustSkinDeep]

tony has the funniest facial expressions!

[Kazutoification]

If Ellen went for President, her campaign would be, "Yes, we Kaa~!"

[marts1233]

she wears liek at home

[Ulrock7777]

She didn't grab her right thigh! :O

[TheAmandaBeans]

You Will Be A Bingo Caller - Ellen

shes amazing aint she ? :]

[soulshaker205]

Lady at 4:16 can really move!!

[sqooid99]

i love ellen! she is sooo funny!

[SelenaandTaylorFan]

Ellen is hilarious! i hav OCD and i like to spy on people you will be a window washer << haha rofl

[MajorYT]

Tony is quick! XD

[KaylorMcHicks]

"I Wish" by Stevie Wonder kind of sounds like "Wild Wild West" by Will Smith

[CJSmith8793]

I think Tony might have the best and easiest job ever!

[lolaloliepop]

ellen please be my guidance counselor

i love acting and dance and being in front of a camera but i also like art and....very random....science. and i'm good at all of them

[WCWSting1]

LMFAO!

she's the best thing on tv! :D

[peaceshellpeace]

yeah seat-fillers are called claques.

[DJPhiUp]

ellen played a guidance counselor in one of her old sitcoms lol

[houchi69]

she sure helps a lot of people find their future dream jobs...

she makes so much more sense than those lame career helping surveys and crap

[VerityAbigail]

ELLEN FOR PRESIDENT !!!!!!!!!!!

[peaceshellpeace]

omg at 4:20 that fat lady dropped it like it's hotttt. lmao i almost pissed my pants.

[VerityAbigail]

ellen should be president!

[peaceshellpeace]

aww tony's such a cutie <3

[iraqidolphin]

So funny!!! Chiropractor window cleaner.

[CerealBoxMeal]

lulz. Shes so cute.

[DavveyL]

haha it's true XD

[ebe10]

Ellen is like all moms!How long have u been seeing her? Aha...aha

[Julester27]

she truly is amazing she makes people so happy and she is so funny i love to watch her dance! Go Ellen!!!!

[idolfan251]

"Well, I'm good at numbers But I also like to work with the elderly, YOU WILL BE A BINGO CALLER, NEXT!"

LMAO. =))

so LOL! =))

[annebeeluverbug]

they love their bingo

[ILoveGoodFellas]

She is very very cute. And Beautiful for her age. - (I am not a girl either)

[xlovemerylx]

hahahha love the meryl reference...its prolly true hahah

[teerah003]

well. its good to know that people like me can get a job..as window cleaners.

haha just kidding. i dont have OCD. ha!

p.s good job tony. i hope things go well for you and your girl.

[marti828]

was she serious when she was talking about her dwiveway that she didnt know what a cobbler was?

ellen and portia married!

i love ellen!

[teerah003]

with ellen.. you never know if shes serious or not, she must live an interesting life.. so who knows! maybe she was. haha shes awesome. im really glad that her and portia got married :)

[marti828]

yeap! thats ellen! hehe!

[jaleesamg]

what's a cobbler?? sorry i'm Dutch...

Ellen's very funny, hilarious

[marti828]

a cobbler is a shoe maker! hahhahha!

[jaleesamg]

haha, thnx! at first i didn't know what was so funny, but i do now =D

[annebeeluverbug]

oh. for some reason i thought it had to do with pie...thank you.

[iraqidolphin]

Cobbler also refers to a topping of brown sugar and oats. It can be put on top of pies. Tho usually it is apples or berries baked with sugar and oats called "apple crisp" in some places.

[obessedwithtwilight]

awesome!! Good for Tony!

[PrincessPinkness]

Love Ellen :)!!

What's the name of the song and who's it by?

[gmofclarinet]

YEAH for Tony!!! :)

[racharoony11]

I LOVE ELLEN!!! ~she rocks my socks~ ♥!☺

[ShutterbugF]

Yay Tony!

[twonie3]

ocd + spying = window cleaner!!!!!!!!!

[descendantofthesun21]

haha!! "You're gonna dance!" xD

[WillowMaclay]

hee hee