Death Note - Dane Cook Pear

[Loppa1123]

I will take this pear... and eat it!!!!!! Rotflmfao!

[kazekagefan]

Can't help but think this would work better with Matt...

[Muckilove]

@kazekagefan I agree XD Although his death was kind of ironic in itself because he said 'You won't shoot-' just before he got killed.

[xXxlawlietXyagmaixXx]

i eat pears like this now :D

[pokegirl07]

I'm eating a pear right now ._.

[mackenzie7370]

this WOULD happen in Death note.



[unconsciousdirt]

Haha! One might call this a PEARody. Lol That was funny, I'm funny.

[charmthedragonsla100]

@unconsciousdirt not funny. that joke sucks donkey balls..

[WarriorsBiggestFan2]

@unconsciousdirt I like that joke. Though I'm not a fan of jokes like that, it is funny. Everyone's just a critic.

[PermitWinter]

Light WOULD eat a pear like that. We all saw what he did to the potato chips...

[randomgirl365]

i'll take a pear... and eat i- *gets shot*

[cougarsforJesus]

Maybe they were bored, so they looked for anything that was remotely close to something bad, like eating a grenade. :P

[Sulie97]

He was eating a pear! HOW DO YOU F*** THAT UP!!??

Me: yu eat it! XDD

[XxStardustStudiosxX]

Me: *Bursts out laughing at the vid*

Mum: What are you laughing at?

Me: *Shows the video*

Mum:......Get off the computer

Me: TT3TT

[EmoPrincessForAlex]

how the hell can you mistake a pear with a gernade? WTF

[3333BlackWidow]

Awww I feel bad 4 that guy

[JstGoinForIt]

damn. now i want me a pear!

[OwnerOfTheDeathNote]

XD

[littlemissyuki13]

Matt wouldve worked well 4 this X3 (even though there is like...3....clips of him ever)

[Kateycat8]

So? Light eats his potato chips like AHHHHHHHH!

[MistDemon666]

wats the epidsode wen Light has a spazz attack?!?!?!?!?! :O

[XPlacexnamexhereX]

@MistDemon666 Dude it's like all of them XD

[JstGoinForIt]

@MistDemon666 the very last one if you're talking about the one in this episode. it was...INTENCE (Spelled that wrong...let me go get my speak & spell before a good round of Simon.)

[SoulessPsycho]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh..........THATS A DELICIOUS PEARNADE!!!!

police: hes got a gernade shoot him....

[AriaAsacura]

GRRRRUUUUHHHHH...............T­HAT'S A DELICIOUS PEAR!!!

[Olimaru101]

its so funny IM CRYING! XDDDD

[XSkullxTotenKopfX]

The're so slow, who EATS a grenade?

[Zorendorf]

@XSkullxTotenKopfX Don't the pins come out if you bite them off?

[xXxlawlietXyagmaixXx]

**CHOP*** AHHHHHHH

lol the second i heard that i started 2 laugh

[CharryChuCinder12]

guy: *chomp* OOOOOHHHHH! THAT"S A DELICIOUS PEEAAR!

police: he has a gernade! shoot him!

[DeathNoteOwnerTooBe]

Chomp AHHHHH ITS A DELICIOUS PEAR!!!!!!!!!

Near- What are you planing Light Yagami?

[TehEpicRandomness]

-nom- ITS A DELICIOUS PEAR!!!!

[TheBJellyroll]

that person who ate the pear sould've been Matt 'cause he got shot like more then 15 times T.T WE LAV JOO MATT-TAT-TAT TwT

[gaaralee1234]

I'LL TAKE A PEAR...AND EAT IT!!!!

[itachi12111]

i know im gonna get so many thum downs but thats america for ya XD

[Moonliteize]

Thats why you can't eat pears here. xD

[gabbyamacioch]

i saw an akatsuki fan flash were hidan was dane and matt was the guy with the pear it was so funny cause i get it now since i started watching death note!!

[Cherrysmile231]

@gabbyamacioch ME TOO! and when i heared this i was like: OMFG! IKNOW WHERE THIS IS! I'VE SEEN ITBEFORE! OMFG!

[chiaP3]

I'll take this pear... AND EAT IT!

[shaniah060]

Seriously, how do you fuck that up?! And why did they have to shoot him 15 times?!

[izyshoroo]

Cops: Give us the f***ing pear!

Guy: WTF? I'm DONE with it!

*gun shots*

Cheif of Police: Why the hell did you shoot this man to death?!

Cops: .....Uh, he had a grenade. Yep, a grenade!

Cheif: He's unarmed!

Cops: .......Everyone makes mistakes Cheif! ^^

[TheXMJohnson]

If it was Ryuk, he would be eating an apple.

[chocolatebar2]

i dont think they thought he had a granade, i think they just wanted to shoot something XD

[leviathan1173]

Police 1: "I think we overreacted..."

Police 2: "Hey that guy could have been loaded."

[Ziny226]

he was all like OM! XD

[yalinegurl1]

OMG they should have put the footage of Matt being shot like, a bazzlion times.

WHY MATT?! WHY?!!?!? THEY HAD TO SHOOT HIM SO MANY TIMES?!?!?! SERIOUSLY!?

[ROFLKitty34]

@yalinegurl1 they felt any upsurpation against the authority of kira was punishable by death. look it up.

[yalinegurl1]

@ROFLKitty34

But, seriously, one bullet would have done it!!!

I love Matt!!!!

-sadnesss-

[ROFLKitty34]

@yalinegurl1 too bad for shmexy matt.

[Shikenator]

"I'll take the pear...AND EAT IT" *chomp* "AHHHHHH"

XD

[NearMelloCosplay]

*bite* ARRRGH ... THAT'S A DELICIOUS PEAR!

[sovereignphil0013]

i'm just mad I didn;t think of that

[FruitsKamichamaTokyo]

LOL

[sovereignphil0013]

those cops are PA-RA-NOID

[TrueDesknight]

Sadly that wasnt the only case of that happening -.-;

[sovereignphil0013]

I didn't think it was

[sovereignphil0013]

after watching this video the first time I laughed for 5 hours straight non stop

[KokoroLyrics]

''AH!!! THATS A DELICIOUS PEAR!!!!'' xDDD

Note to self: Don't eat pears in public xD

[VampLavni]

Gah! Now I have hiccups from laughing too much. xD

[MyAcidPinkLemonade]

clip where matt get's shot at the part "they shot a guy 15 times"

[xNanaChan]

It must be really sad...Just eating a pear then getting shot for no goddamn reason. Seriously, how do you fuck that up?

...But this was funny. XD

[ILurvDeathNote]

" HUHHH UHH THATS A DELICIOUS PEAR!!" i can bearly see they keys over my tears of lauhter!!!!!

[rubluiol]

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah i looooool sos hard at " unless hes like huuuuuuuuu thats a delicius peaaaaaaar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cheeseyrawr]

*CHOMP!*

AH! THAT'S A DELICIOUS PEAR~!!!! >8O

The timing on the *chomp* was perfect. :D

I'm still loling. XD

[DarkAngelsCanSmile]

THATS A DELICIOUS PEAR xD That Made My Day Even Better ^^ Now I Want A Pear..... >.>

[rockymama345]

XD! HAHAHA!!! I love this video! Dane Cook rocks!

Tip: For the part on Light eating the pair, you should have used the scene in the old theme song where Light bites into the apple. Its still a fruit, though not a pair, but the way he eats it is kind of like how Dane Cook said.

[waffle668]

i was eating a pear wen i watched this n i spit out chunks of pear luaghing like crazy!

[JanieGal16]

Seriously, how can u mix up a pear w/ a gernaide?

[icewhipRox]

Can't... breath... too... frikin'... funny!!! Seriously, Light must frikin' love pears!!!! LOL!

[yaoigirl1408]

XD I couldn't help but laugh!

Death Note fits like... Half of the things that Dane Cook talks about if you think about it XD

[TheJazzy12]

that is true... its cause hes so dramatic in the anime.

[itsjordenlosers]

"AH!!! THAT'S A DELICIOUS PEAR!!!!" O...M...G... My friends call me a geek for watching this junk, but I LOL soooooo hard at them...

[123Cleopatra123]

LOL!! i laughed so hard when he goes all "CHOMP!" at the pear....

[Gamelord000]

lolwut

[XtraNormalVideos888]

those police must of been dumb ass to mistaken a pear to a grenade... That is so stupid!!! I couldn't help giggling at this video! Mastuda most of been the crazy cop! o_0

[murrrification]

@XtraNormalVideos888 maby they just wanted an excuse to shoot someone

[MyAkuroku]

@XtraNormalVideos888

MATSUDA YOU IDIOT! XD

[koopalover45]

@XtraNormalVideos888 at least cops can spell "must".....

[wolfsFireandIce]

I know, I heard about that. I mean really, as the man said "how do you fu*ck that up!?"

[FallenAngel229]

"How do you f*ck that up? Unless he was eating it like,

-bite- AHH!

IT'S A DELICIOUS PEAR!"

xD I was laughing at this for about 45 seconds straight

[nopurplepops8]

15 times?!!!

[SuperSa28]

Yeah he does! XD

[Tinopa2]

A pear srry thought you had a deathnote

[wass9009]

Hahahahahahaha, funny. Poor guy, get shooted because he was eating pear XD

[AnimeLov12]

lol :3

[XxladyjuicExX]

omg! lulz!

[HanukoUchiha]

lmao!!!!!!

[Killerofbrowncity]

how do you fuck that up

[AgeOfMyths]

"*chomp* AHHHHHH!!!! THAT'S A DELICIOUS PEARRR!!!!"

[cheezyFRIES10]

lol  * ohhh thats a delicious pear!!!!* hahaha

[iceagestar]

Matsuda- *Gasp* Light got a grenade! (Shoots at Light)

Light- *Chomps* Argh! Matsuda you idiot! It's a delicious pear!

This idea was in my mind.

This video is so funny.

[kerushii25233]

THAT'S A DELICIOUS PEAARRR!!!!

[kerushii25233]

HOW DO $%#@! THAT UP?! Unless he he was eating it like *chomp AAAHHHH!!!!LOL

[6our6vampire6hearts]

HAHAHAHA!!! xD omfg wow Dane Cook is teh shit!!

[random911imdead]

lol, maybe there should have been a clip of matt XD

[HellCat779]

That would have fit perfectly XD "like fifteen times"

[random911imdead]

lol, yeh, I kept watching it, expecting it to be there, then when it wasn't, I was thinking 'oh well. at least I didn't have to go through his death twice.' ah, poor matty. but yes, when the ppl who shot him were saying 'what a waste' I was like 'WTF?! You wasted your bullets on poor innocent matty, and call HIM a watse? for shame.' *shakes head* sorry if I'm rather biased ^^;

[HellCat779]

XD it was a waste of bullets! He should have survived!

[random911imdead]

*nods* definatley

[AkatsukiWolf123]

I miss Matty! They should have gave him more screen time instead of just killing him off on like the second time we see him!

[random911imdead]

ah, yeah. I think they might've done that on purpose. create an insanley hot charachter with only so many seconds of screentime and, what? only one line? and then laugh as they watch all the amv's popping up.

[AkatsukiWolf123]

That may be it! LOL

[EvilDarkForcesRus]

lol if i ever get the chance to go on holiday to newyork, im gonna keep a pear in my pocket until i find a cop, and when i find one, the fun begins! XD

[bunnyBfunni]

promise me you won't die. D:

lmao

[EvilDarkForcesRus]

lol i'll make sure to bring a bullet proof vest too XD

[shyghost48]

dude not bad, 'cept the subs, totally killed me. otherwise lmao!!

[ilovsonic97]

LMAO!

[EvilDarkForcesRus]

"ill take a potatoe chip *deep breathing* AND EAT IT!!!"

[biohazard951753]

Well if he was eating the pear like Light was eating that potato chip who would blame the cops?

[ByouDanseiKamiEnSai]

Near: What about those cops in NewYork? I just saw this on CNN a few days ago. These cops freaked out abd shot at this guy like 15 times, cause they said he had a grenade... He was eating a pear. How do you fuck that up??? Unless he was eating it like (Light): HONCH, OHHHH!!! THATS A DELICIOUS PEAR!!!

[anaelyssa]

Ryuk: Who cares about your pear, just give me that apple in your pocket.

[ChibiObitoSama]

Im Eating A Pear Right Now, Im So Damn Paranoid That A Cop Is Gonna Smash Throught The Window And Shoot Me Haha! xDD

[Torn0023]

you shouldnt tell that around in the internet i might send the police to you whats your address?

[HantaBananta]

xD Or the Kool-Aid man!

[ChibiObitoSama]

I Can Totaly See That Happening :O

"Oh Yeah!"

"Oh Shit!"

[duckie336]

Awsome!!...XD

[KaizokuNoAnzu]

*crunch* ARGH! THAT'S A DELICIOUS PEAR!!! GRAHHH! *PAO*

lol nice

[Lightissmexychic]

How do you fuck that up?!

*chomp* AAAAAAGH!

[thegrief13]

ya seriously! who does mess up a pear with a grenade?!?!?! lol they stupid!

[utterchaos247]

maybe they were bored

[emy16]

ahhhhh.thats a delicious pear...lol

[waste25sec]

"Bite"

BUWAHHHH

THATS A DELICIOUS PEAR!!!

[AmyLee235]

lol. you completely sinced the part of the angh AHHH! THIS IS A REALLY GOOD PEAR! LOL!

[darksnake321]

hilarious but true how can they fuck that up he was eating a pear the cops couldve at least give a second look and see what he was going to do

[yaoiluv098]

Its like you know what I like. freaky

[KnuxysSlave]

I lol

I lol muchly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[poornation]

"THATS A DELICIOUS PEAR!

[Skitchtehwolf]

lol, genius work, here. absolute genius

[cute5555]

omg laugh my fucking ass off

[Animemistress92]

Funny! I love dane cook and Death note!! ^_^

[PikaJutsu]

Yeah, but apple would only make it funny because an apple is the signature fruit and the symbol for Death Note. X3 So if you put it together it would simply be funnier. In a regular comedy act though, a pear is definately better.

[xelainex10]

my point exactly

[xxxixamxbananasxxx]

that is rofl..of epic proportions x]]]

[cutti456]

this y fruit is not allowed on airplanes lol

[HotPinkCoco]

*BITE*

MWUAH

THATS A DELICIOUS PEAR!!!!

lmfao so mean but fukkin funneh

[iLauraa]

"IT'S A DELICIOUS PEAR!" + Light = Epic Win.

[xelainex10]

it kind of makes me wish dane cook would have said an apple instead of a pear. thats the only thing that could have made it funnier.

[TinaYosh]

Wow this was awsome!!!! XD

So funnny, Lights mouth movement went perfectly with the "UMM! RAWRR!!!!.....THAT'S A DELICIOUS PEAR!!"

[JustinBobby4]

never noticed how much drool Light had...

[montywh]

i agree

[Shack11]

NU WAI! THAT GUY GREW A PAIR :0

[JasonsAngel1]

Well, Light can be quite the overdramatic one... o_O

[xXxNekoHinataxXx]

lol tht should b matt..and wen teh 5-o shooten him xD

[Kitsunechan135]

i agree =P

[Zikau]

And that was the last day anyone bought a pear. xD

[nyabunny605]

looolXD

a pear?XD

[Hiei1314]

Whoa, I am NEVER eating a pear in public again!

[snake8127]

lol

pear!!!!

[Riku006]

ROFL

[Tifa310]

LMFAO omg

[ShioHatake15]

hahaha

then what if a person has a grenade someone would think its a pear!

XDDD

nice vid btw!

[Egirl01]

Wow, that rellly would be f**ked up if they shot a guy eating a pear....LOL! Light was hilarious spinning around when he got shot

[ladyboy14]

0:16 is perfect lool awesome video awesome video

[fullmetal2405]

to be honest, that was a mistake XD I was trying to sync something else, and it ran over and i noticed how perfectly it lined up, so i made sure to keep it.

[ladyboy14]

loool ^^ I love it

[ShippoIsCute18]

*stops eating her pear and eats a banana instead :P*

Cops: SHE'S GOT A GUN!!! *shots*

But,really, how do you f*ck that up?! O_o

[JasonsAngel1]

Well, it's fairly common to mistake fruit for a weapon at a distance... Hmm... *decides to make a list*

[ANCAFElover12]

it's apparently a good thing I hate pears

[Katorskay]

OM NOM NOM NOM FUCKING NOM

[YakushiKabuto222]

LMAO omg XD

[ratty298]

uhhhh....*takes out pairs in fridge puts them in some guys hand calls 911* lol

[YellowLabLuva]

munch.... munc.... mun... *stops and puts the pear down*

[animeandhomevideofan]

nowi want a pear

[utterchaos247]

**SIGH** i read the spoiler warning too late... the series was already spoiled for me, but i didn't know that light's dad died, or that matsuda shot at light... :( damn

[giristhebest13]

LOL THIS PEAR IS GREAT

[fangking90]

I feel bad for the guy for the pear,come on HOW in the hell do fuck that up!!??,but that was funny