Thankyou for commenting on my dancing. You may be interested to know that my father was Ginger Rogers. Ginger was always keen to espouse the feminist cause and once spent a year living as a man. It was during this period that she inseminated a Morrocan woman - hence my audacious hoofing talents.
...the man with with the spoon dances like my dad. This is fine also. My father was Freddy Starr. He was a hamster eating veggie!! According to The Star ( no page 3 girls involved)
Strangely enough, my uncle was a hamster. You can imagine the strain it put on the family - we're all sat round the dinner table and there's Toby, his cheeks rammed with sunflowers, smelling of damp sawdust. Plus there was all that "hibernation" business. The tight sod never bought me a single christmas present!
...Hamsters are for life not just for christams!! By the way turkeys are just for christmas. If you eat them through out the year it takes the "specialness" out of christmas. Thats why it doesnt snow in the summer, it keeps it special for christmas you see.
I bumped into this chap once, funny looking fellow he was, he told me, "A dog is for sex, not just for Christmas!" Well, that kind of killed the conversation, I can tell you.
....perhaps you should have knocked on the door to the marital bedroom!! No wonder he didnt want to chat. A dog really is a mans best friend I once heard. I bet that was one of those clever dogs that can play pool. Ive seen them in a picture, so it must be true.... and they smoke too!!
I like the man with the shaven head and the spoon. He is a sexy. I would like to have sexy with him and make a baby. I can make babies - I am a woman.
The tall man with the eyebrows - he is sinister. his is the dance of death. I would not like t make a bay with him because it would be born with many pointed teeth.
....I too would like to have sexy time with lludmilla, preferably before man with shaven head. If it is not possible then I will take sloppy seconds. I am a man I can make baby. I practise every night solo!!
......watch out for man in stripey shirt!! He is KGB imposter and is not to be trusted!
mjd775 3 years ago
Hehe! You Muppets are cool :O)
mofromUK 4 years ago
The man with the spoon dances like my dad. This is fine. My father was Fred Astaire.
simianbiscuits 5 years ago
Thankyou for commenting on my dancing. You may be interested to know that my father was Ginger Rogers. Ginger was always keen to espouse the feminist cause and once spent a year living as a man. It was during this period that she inseminated a Morrocan woman - hence my audacious hoofing talents.
GeorgeFeathers 5 years ago
...the man with with the spoon dances like my dad. This is fine also. My father was Freddy Starr. He was a hamster eating veggie!! According to The Star ( no page 3 girls involved)
mjd775 3 years ago
Strangely enough, my uncle was a hamster. You can imagine the strain it put on the family - we're all sat round the dinner table and there's Toby, his cheeks rammed with sunflowers, smelling of damp sawdust. Plus there was all that "hibernation" business. The tight sod never bought me a single christmas present!
GeorgeFeathers 3 years ago
...Hamsters are for life not just for christams!! By the way turkeys are just for christmas. If you eat them through out the year it takes the "specialness" out of christmas. Thats why it doesnt snow in the summer, it keeps it special for christmas you see.
mjd775 3 years ago
I bumped into this chap once, funny looking fellow he was, he told me, "A dog is for sex, not just for Christmas!" Well, that kind of killed the conversation, I can tell you.
GeorgeFeathers 3 years ago
....perhaps you should have knocked on the door to the marital bedroom!! No wonder he didnt want to chat. A dog really is a mans best friend I once heard. I bet that was one of those clever dogs that can play pool. Ive seen them in a picture, so it must be true.... and they smoke too!!
mjd775 3 years ago
I like the man with the shaven head and the spoon. He is a sexy. I would like to have sexy with him and make a baby. I can make babies - I am a woman.
The tall man with the eyebrows - he is sinister. his is the dance of death. I would not like t make a bay with him because it would be born with many pointed teeth.
Lludmilla
lludmillapolska 5 years ago
I am the man with the shaven head and the spoon. I would be interested in having a sexy with Lludmilla. Get in touch.
GeorgeFeathers 5 years ago
....I too would like to have sexy time with lludmilla, preferably before man with shaven head. If it is not possible then I will take sloppy seconds. I am a man I can make baby. I practise every night solo!!
mjd775 3 years ago