Whiteboard: Rules for Videogame Bosses

[metalliholic]

1up use be home to the best and now its so hard with everyone scattered out doing there own thing.

[Davonator117]

That was FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!! LOL how did you think of all this, your a genius!!!!!!! LOL awesome job!!!

[TheSciFiCat]

Hilarious video, well done.

[fullmooninu]

yei sharkey

[onfirefeels]

awesome stuff dude, you rock.

[keahi70]

Freaking Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!



[lookitskazzy]

dude back away from the mic a bit

or get a screen

nice drawings tho

[abenjani]

very well done. but sad to see you go

[Spectator21]

Would you please tone the profanity down?

[londondaily]

Absolutely hilarious.... Nuke sent me here

[Mydashkey]

I really enjoyed this! I want more!

[Tamizushi]

TVtropes.. just TVtropes. 

[nubzaquer]

my god you are fucking awesome.

i'm subbing right god damn now

[barakaslam]

Thank you

[dn3633]

>Blood Martini

[rufusclark]

shark boards are awesome! do more of these man!

[Itachisasukekiller]

I LOVE YOU SHARKEY!!!!!!

[guitaristdude0]

dude that was awesome! thanks fakeplasticball

[1KoDaK1]

LOL

[dkwangchuck]

Glad to see new stuff from you. Although I can't believe that you'd be so mean as to kill the Hero before they got a chance to use double jump. Double Jump!

[GitForceGemini]

Alternate title suggestions: The Great White Board, White Man's Board-en, Shaun White: Boarding

[Rideps1]

LOL you have to burn the rope!

[Zimboo1]

Good to see new shit, Sharksky. Keep living every week like it's Shark Week.

[odb3r]

Sharkey! Glad to see you're not dead. Keep up the good work

[Dragotto]

Kazz was right, you are great.

[toasty100]

Kazz sent me here and you seem saucy.

[SpeakMouthWords]

Kazz sent me here and you seem average.

[stevenritchieneal]

Somebody buy that guy a microphone.

[boomshakavideos]

Kazz sent me here and you are awesome.

[Ansalo]

I saw this video because someone I'm subscribed to, Kazz, promoted it. He also used the phrase "blood martini" in the greatest Let's Play on earth. I'm having trouble thinking this is a coincidence. Nonetheless this video is pretty awesome and I'm subscribing.

[MasterAsra]

Nice art there. Great job and subscribed.

[TheMrChibles]

sexy!

[MediboyRAH]

I will follow you to the ends of the Earth. Well, not really but I will follow whatever journalistic or creative endeavor you take up from now on.

Sharkey minus 1UP.com means we get the full Sharksperience, unfiltered and uncensored.

[Ninjimbo]

Good shit dude.

[PMSJUICE]

why does 1up get rid of all the good people and keep nothing but fucking retards?! im sooo done with it, good luck with whatever you decide to do sharkey...i say you start your own podcast, id be all over that as im sure shitloads of other people would!

[BloodDeathApathetic]

@PMSJUICE thats what i would also like to know i sure do miss brokenpixel

[cydkick]

You go Sharkey!!!

[hellodrjoe773]

I'm so glad your doing these again. But It sounds like you'll need to buy your own audio equipment. I recommend a lil Beringer Eurorack 802 or a tone port (anything with phantom power) with a cheap condenser Mic.

[mastertmg1]

seems like you could make a game where the villain goes around his own castle finding hidden items and punishing the ones who hid them.

very funny, but you forgot : "I will not make my robot's weak points glow red"

[bettyannchacha]

Hi Sharkey. This is the guy who sent you the weird Japanese stickers.

Glad you're doing this. I love your body of work and hope you keep making us laugh, cringe and occasionally even think.

[N173]

I love you

[classicdms]

Awesome Sharkey, keep it up.

[HightopNinja]

Good stuff Sharkster. Keep 'em up! One of the few videos I used to look forward to on 1up.

[HightopNinja]

Good stuff Sharkster. Keep 'em up! One of the few videos I used to look forward to on 1up.

[thedirtcrew]

That castle at the end reminds me of the castle in Ico, except I don't remember Yorda being a hooker...

[OscarMaris]

good god this audio sucks. did you record this with some earbuds plugged into your mic jack?

[OscarMaris]

good god this audio sucks. did you record this with some earbuds plugged into your mic jack?

[thechristoph]

Super happy to see this. Thank you Sharkey.

[jerrycashflow]

Awesome Whiteboard! Shark, which is the official site? solidsharkey or sharkey.gamespite?

[martinrking]

You only forget the thing where the boss explains that they're aren't evil, they're just doing what feels good/what they think is the right thing, and the hero is just doing the same thing, nihilism blah blah blah every story from Japan ever.

[Aleryn27]

Awesome Sharkey stay busy if you can to avoid going nuts in the meanwhile.

[PCEngineGaijin]

Thanks Sharkey, we love you :D

[Jan3d]

Awesome! Thanks for that! :D

[zpdrummer1]

While watching this witty whiteboard, we went to where the wild wombats weep.

My attempt to be as clever as Sharkey. One day, maybe. :D

[kamen24]

Thank you sir. May I have another?

[Hathur99]

So damn happy to see you doing a Whiteboard, Sharkey - many thanks, it was much enjoyed :)

[riverfr0zen]

Bralliant! (Yes the Scottish accent is deserved).

[HawtDawg925]

This is so true.

[YoctoYotta]

Hilarious Sharkey, but I can now never take another video game seriously again. Thanks a lot.

[Whidmark]

Someone should post this on reddit, or digg. Something. Anything to jack the views up and get Sharkey out there a little more. :)

[NukeTheStars]

I think this might be my favorite one yet, Sharkey :)

[ZachTheImpaler]

Sharkey is my favorite dude in video game journalism and he was the reason I came to 1up so much. Other journalists just aren't sarcastic and mean enough or willing enough to call out people on their bullshit.

[johnnyTHM2000]

I'm Glad Sharkey is still going at it. He was my last favorite person left at 1up. Well him and Jeremy Parish. Keep at it Sharkey! you have talent that those asshats at 1up will never have.

[shadowtrooper21]

I miss Sharkey. He was the best thing to happen to 1up since Jeff Green.

[Tehtog]

Sharkey Sharkey, You're the coolest guy. CHICKEN NUTS

[oogravyoo]

lol you rock Sharkey!

[tokingmonkey]

Excellent job Sharkey! Subscribed the moment I saw you post on Twitter. Your a talented guy, keep up the good work!

[DMStern]

If you have chocolate-covered unicorns that give perfect blowjobs, at what point during the proceedings are you supposed to eat the chocolate?

[GeneralBison]

I was just thinking about "You have to burn the rope" a few days ago. Love the video and I look forward to whatever you do in the future!

[Jellyform]

Great stuff!

The Oddcast will never be the same again &RIP Shame Night :(

[socrattt]

Woah. Good to have you back. If leaving 1UP means a new career in educating us with your whiteboard, maybe that's the silver lining (for us).

[jred250]

AWESOME! NEW WHITEBOARD! I wonder if Sharkey will go back to reviewing hentai adventure games at some point? Technology has advanced Sharkey, now it is time for video reviews of hentai adventure games.

[TheGingerBomb]

Really awesome, Scott. I'm glad you've found a way to occupy yourself besides eating doritos and drinking mountain dew all night long while building the Twin Towers humping the Taipei 101 in Minecraft.

[junejaws]

Happy to see this. The audio/visual quality is as great as ever. Nice job.

[ViewtifulX]

Thank you for making another one of these, nice to see you back! Maybe you should ask The Escapist if you could make these for them, for a bit of income :)

[BlazeHedgehog]

Subscribed, liked, and favorited.

[baozakerga]

"Chocolate-covered unicorns that give perfect blowjobs."

That is possibly the greatest use of the english language I've ever heard.

[WeedyPirate]

Bosses could learn a thing or two from you.

Good to see content from you Sharkey looking forward to more.

Also, nice Kotick drawing :p

[icarozz]

Excellent, good to see you back Sharkey

[DuckWaters]

I used to play Blackjack on a computer that had a black and orange screen. My parents let me have it in my room when I was in like 4th grade or something, so I automatically thought it was awesome.

Anyhow, this was really nice to see :D Glad you are still rockin' it.

[Hexthevex]

Pretty damn great. Only advice would be sort the sound quality. Otherwise freaking great.

[bradgrenz]

I'd also recommend no locking yourself in with the hero when he shows up. Sure, you don't want him to get away, but it's only sensible to have an escape hatch for yourself.

[koobert]

I dunno, man. Cancun is so 1980. Just build your evil lair in Cabo.

[bigpickzel]

Fuckin' a, Sharkey. Nice to see you.