Craig Ferguson 8/5/10C Late Late Show Paris Hilton

[TheRakan123]

she talks to him like she wanna fuck him !!! dumb beautiful

[kneegrow2727]

Paris Hilton somehow is more hotter when she's not so dumb.

[JuraCharles]

she is so lame

[VoiceofCthulhu]

I stopped watching about two minutes in.

[bioletsmakeiteasy]

i just would like everyone to know that "tease" is "ass" in arabic. So naturally being an arabic speaker, when she was asked what she smells of and she said "tease", I couldn't stop laughing hahahaha

[RajuAjish1]

Dumb as a rock....

[maqui111]

She has got not humor at all

[FGN123]

Whenever Craig goes to the "...I used to dance under their name" joke, you know he's running low on conversation gas lol

[ciscokidd1792]

i can't say the word brutal anymore.

[ov7spears]

I actually wear PARIS fragrance and I always get compliments , she has Amazing taste LOVE'S IT

[OzzyFan87]

I'm pretty sure my bong has more personality.

[twareg]

paris hilton is not attractive !

[IsterichkaElliot]

I always do the same thing with my leg when I sit as she does, like, swing it

[lololovesyou4]

from the moment on she's walking in: So fake that it hurts. "I go wherever I want" - gosh... This bitch with all the money stuck up in her ass. she's so dumb! Just saw a Marion Cotillard right before i came here. she was so charming, and then you see paris hilton. a little bit shocking...

[arsenalskate123]

take away paris' reputation, and no one will talk bad about her. this is a pretty damn good interview

[Aimtofflan]

As we all learned on Modern Family it's "Ibitha" not "Ibiza" =/

[QwertzProductions]

The thing about the hippoes killing more people than sharks is actually true^^

[Tumtumlovesbeer]

her voice does sound different.

[kellixiongstyle]

What a stuck up bitch.

[lololalyonnaise]

Her haiiiiiir !! <3

[vishwesh10]

fuck.. she is so lame!!!

[heartbreaker9099]

she looks like a blonde witch :D

[hznfrst]

Barf.



[R3S7RICTED]

hahahaha giraffes? cmon

[CloudX100]

Oh, bless her... 

[painttech41]

I think Paris and many like her act dumb and laugh all the way to the bank.

[gunjank]

She`s the reason blondes are stereotyped as dumb.

[marts1233]

IDIOt

[seanmegansean]

Holy crap, so much money, so little spent on education.

[Longrodvonnhugendong]

my god... she really is retarded

[Glaswegianmark]

She must have left butters at home

[Pulpgimp]

She's really sexy in this interview. I wish there was a way I could see her naked...

[pepsiimaxx02]

@Pulpgimp

OMG she is soo ugly what is wrong with you!

[ronikaandaranik]

i love your money honey, nothing else lol

[TheJamesAgony]

i would eat off those legs

[whitetrashballin100]

i used to dance under that name.....

[lilotata93]

@kimwhoredashian @kimwhoredashian Wow you actually made a whole account on which you're just bashing Kim. That's pathetic. Paris is a has been, nobody gives a shit about her anymore so get over yourself.

[MrsSpaceCat]

She has everything except personality. Really though, I think she's gorgeous, it just kind of seems like she's hiding behind a mask...or maybe she really is just dull.

[MrConnorize]

"Sounds kinda lameeee" Oh yes cause House of Wax was sooooo much better

[hungmg]

she's hot.

[chicangel2000]

she is an idiot the perfume book is an awesome book i bet she cant even read -.-

[chicangel2000]

he is trolling her soo bad and she doesnt even notice it

[krisony]

im not from the states..but the way she says "that" is very annoying and strange..like a dumb person who says "that".

[dchains]

I'd worship her feet like a goddess.

[thomasring67]

perfume the story of a serial killer is a great movie

[77snyper77]

Gorgeous as the day is long.....and dumb as a sack o' hammers.

[Hotwok191]

Who cares if Paris is a brainless bimbo, with a body like that i would fuck the shit out of her!.

[tobex9434]

she's too arrogant

[viksam009]

A movie like Perfume will fly right over her head. Stick with House of Wax, Paris.

[hannaM295]

the hippo isn't either

[hannaM295]

the cheetah is not one of the big five!!!!!

[DDTphoenix]

I don't think she's dumb at all, I think she's really smart and obviously hot

[ITSBORIS1]

He wants to fuck but shes so dumb he gets turned off

[tomitstube]

lol, "do you just excrete a new fragrance every time you want"?

craig is hilarious. funniest guy on t.v.

[MrValvenus]

She wears size 11 shoes. You know the saying...big feet..big pussy

[Friedsteen]

fuck the haters, I think she looks hot as hell and quite confident in this interview. I'd like to see you go on national tv and keep it cool.

[blackjaguar866]

She looks like if you touched her she'd be sticky

[MissViVega]

..... I can't WATCH. The most I could do was listen to it....

[horsechick861]

@MissViVega  me too. sad isn't it

[arsenalskate123]

p.h is actually smart. the media just makes her look stupid because of the shows she was in and how easy she has it. spoiled: yes. dumb: no.

[pooleroes]

@BecauseofU43861 no ears for anything else than compliments apparently; but sound the dumbest person on earth.

[TheUtube4ever]

spoiled bitch

[548Grace]

oh god. even the way she walks makes me want to spew..



[TheJam9000]

Cheetah, big 5???

[TreehuggerLoveEarth]

He's too funny for her..it looks like she doesnt understand half his jokes...

[johnnyboyfart]

this bitch gives me a boner every time yo, crazies shit ever

[Gryphon1984]

She pretends to be the nice girl, but as everyone knows she acts like a slut...

[speebyda]

Bored now! Fuckin Paris Hilton. Do her parents realize that traditionally Paris is a guy's name?

[miriame1anescar]

ugh already the way she walks in makes me wanna p uke -.-

[Pheknaum]

I tried to stop to smh, but I just couldn't =_=

Didn't even bother to watch the dull lame piece of shit =_=

(I'm sure Craig was bloody funny but she's just so boring and uninteresting =_=)

I LOVE Craig, but he shouldn't have her on his (awesome) show =_=

[nanfolio]

I really try not to dislike Paris, but she's so DULL

[SkullOfYorick]

Paris isn't a good conversationalist. Craig is really trying here XD

[deadmanavir]

I feel my IQ points dropping .... any1 else ?

[maxinpains]

@deadmanavir Her presence just sucked your I.Q's right out of ya ! LOL

[abdulios]

Guess they thought she didn't deserve the choice of either an awkward ending or a mouth organ :D

[leecfc1888]

is sex a possibility haha lmfao!!!

[akhilasraya]

Think she actually does a little better here than in most of the interiews I have seen her in.I almost detected some personality.

[utubeaccntko]

omg i saw perfumo it was amazing

[DimpleScot]

lion, leopard, rhino, elephant and Cape buffalo

[07me3012]

paris hilton has a LABORATORY!!! OMG!!!!!

[LORDUnLuCkY13]

I think the general consencus is: "I'd hit it, but it's talentless and void of personality"

Whats annoying is she is the kind of person teenage girls defend by saying

"You're just jealous" and " Stop being Haters"

Annoying as hell.

[Bluedragon094]

@LORDUnLuCkY13

Well then you should stop being jealous and a hater then.

..... problem? heuheuheuheuh

[LORDUnLuCkY13]

@Bluedragon094 Lol

[americannable]

@Bluedragon094 gay

[Googlagahummike]

Craig, we understand what you're doing, trying to save such an unfortunate case of airheadedness by sending her literature, but you need to take into account the fact that she probably can't even read Green Eggs and Ham for shit.

[MsStellaBrightside]

patrick süsskind! craig i love you... the perfume is an amazing book, the film is good too, but they had to changed the ending, because the serial killer guy gets eaten up for smelling too delicious, no joke.

[lilacifyable]

I bet he danced under the name COUGAR FINGERS

[BRENNENiSWHiTE]

paris looks AMAZING. haters gon' hate.

[LivinUpstairs]

Craig's Amazing.. He's capable of adapting to any guest.. Too Smart!

[stacyxxy]

she"s absolutely gorgeous here....cant stand the bitch but she is a pretty bitch!!!!

[Joshy51112]

She seems happy ish and smart here. Talk show hosts always try 2 make her seem stupid

[DESERVANT]

@Joshy51112 She IS stupid. She knows how to market herself...So, I guess in that sense she's smart. And she has absolutely ZERO sense of humour.

[snow76creek]

No surprise here. She never made it past high school.

[SayNoobB4ULeave]

I watched this after watching the interview with Stephen Fry. They really are quite simmilar.

[azmirreader]

If she didn't have money, NO body would even care.

because, what else she got? Brains??

[riversbliss]

She's boring, Craig Ferguson tries but i think he gives up half way

[phoranea]

kudos to Craig for mentioning Patrick Suskind's "Perfume".

[vaincurious]

@phoranea and paris hilton said it sounds "lame" ... -_-

[phoranea]

@vaincurious I know... oh dear. No need to say much about her... *sighs*

[hearmeout0]

She's an arrogant bitch

[Suel14]

@hearmeout0 she's too dumb to even try and be arrogant actually

[zoos40]

who the fuck thought her manors? cuz it seem's like she missed some pretty crucial lessons! i mean advertising on a talk show! and talking like a bitch! and acting superior. maybe it is just me butt i get really annoyed by that i mean she is hot as hell but she is dumb like a cow! :)

[LouisKing995]

ID REAM HER DEEP

[11100sam]

jeff's got a boner...get it...

[vnm108]

The intelectual level of jokes made in this interview is the lowest one yet. Still Craig, remember: keep it simple and don't use big words or that ring will bite you in the ass...

[rivariad]

her face literally looks square

[paradamed]

her life is so comfortable to the point of getting boring. I mean, a doctor can be proud of healing a patient, an engineer can be proud of building a bridge but what did she accomplish other than being a wannabe actress? Her life is reduced to spending her father's money.

[528491Inception]

she even walk on like a slut,

her theme music is a porn soundtrack

so how comes she shied away from craig at the beginning?

[Skinscorcher999]

When he asked if she would lay on the beach and read a book, I couldn't help but laugh :3

[sanyasagar]

"you wanna throw the commercials? i always have to do it."

"yeah."

"ok, go."

"bye."

LOOOLLLL

[axes2videos]

I almost started clapping when he said " .....and we are done"

[mm3n]

I would admit....as a kinda horny guy lol....that even if she's kinda hot(in a slutty way) , I really don't find her attractive,,,,maybe because she tries so hard to be a tease or sumthin?!!

[TheMrMarvellous]

wow he really hates her XD

[pirateburke86]

wow does she walk a moron or what? she also talks like an idiot too

[PowShredder801]

She's hot, but in all honesty, she isn't attractive IMO.....If that made any sense?

She has NO personality, and she's ridiculously unintelligent. Too arrogant and insipid for my liking.

[pooleroes]

@PowShredder801 never said better! thumbs up for ya!

[doc90ful]

@PowShredder801  why because she don't care , how she will save the world ; or because she haven't einstein's brain ; or because she isn't like michelle obama ;

[potsiiscool]

hippo is not in the big five...it's cheetah, lion, elephant, rhino, buffalo

[TheRitchardgaleHater]

@potsiiscool Ugh isn't hippo instead of cheetah?

[potsiiscool]

@TheRitchardgaleHater nope. actually I also got it wrong. It's leopard instead of cheetah (I always get those two mixed up).

[TheRitchardgaleHater]

@potsiiscool Oh haha

[TheDXChris]

after this episode, i hate her more than anything

[TheDXChris]

why does she talk like she's getting humped?

[Kebzicum]

unworthy of craig ferguson

[pooleroes]

@Kebzicum definitely, a million PHs don't come even close to the most uninteresting lesbian row casual appearance in this show.

[butt01]

Was she invited just to promote her silly perfume? FFS!!!

[deadmanavir]

she's think she is sooo hot or sexy ... i say she's dumber than my hamster ...

[ajayr000222]

Lol he asked paris hilton if she had read a book

[oYoYebutu]

Well, she is not as stiff as a year before on the same show;r but still dry.

"It's actually one of the top sellers right now, so it's very exciting"!! I wish I could at times manage to say things like that spontaneously.

Geoff: "Is sex a possibility?" / P.H. "No, buddy. You're not my type." True; he looks nothing like the guys on the tapes.

[Chickidee09]

I'm sorry but I can't stand paris hilton

[TheLeatherNunn]

@Chickidee09 Your opinion means nothing. She's the one making money, and you're not :).

[Chickidee09]

@TheLeatherNunn Awww, you're cute when you're trying to be a jerk!

[TheLeatherNunn]

@Chickidee09 But I'm not wrong :)

[Chickidee09]

@TheLeatherNunn Ya know, if you don't stop being so adorable I might just faint!

[StreisandLove]

2:13 OKAY. Celine Dion has that ring. On her Ellen interview in 07 or 08.

[leglaw6]

lol paris is making millions being what people want to think she is. smart woman

[Faeyted]

siiighh.. the whole heave thing was painful to watch.

[nousername21]

She lacks personality! 

[SUPERBABEme1]

She is the best! OMG soooo cool I love you Paris!!!!! People who are making fun of you are just idiots!!!! -3

[SoSBxo]

Only watched for Craig.

[missruiz23]

@SoSBxo same here!!!

[xxGrey]

'Honey... come on.'

[paigeeeify]

Vacation from what!? sex tapes?

[Yesman812]

I love Perfume....the movie that is.

[nelumsene]

giraffe in the big 5, really

come on babe make some effort?

[leonardthemaster]

whats heave? someone gotta explain that to me. I'm gonna heave?

[TheBlackSpiral]

@leonardthemaster In this case it means throw up, I believe.

[Kamaza9]

I love how he makes fun of her by saying something like "do you excrete a new fragrance?"

and she just goes on saying "it's the biggest seller ... BLAH"

it's like anything besides herself does not even register on her radar!

[njin72]

i don't think she realizes he's making fun of her

[shams025]

i like her when shes being engaging. her last appearance was so lame.

[scottydog1407]

"Ibeeza".

Brilliant.

[SableMelody]

She has a unique ability in making it seem like she's actually important/interesting when she's actually not.

Whatevzzz... craig's funny enough to make up for it.

[andisusilo59]

she is look so amazing..ilove her attitude..she is an vogue......u r amazing girl..PARisss

[21mosti]

this girl is so booooriiiiiing!!!!

[dvlORangl]

what a thick, lifeless, untalented bitch..

[dvlORangl]

what a think, lifeless, untalented bitch..

[fazarazi02]

It should come to no surprise that those are definitely not the big 5 :D

[anhtransport]

how do u spell thee cardi-eh panther

[The12Child]

Haha, miss blondie doesn't know how to use the Iphone 4.

[naharisawesome]

38 people don't know the big 5 ;)

[Funpants94]

she sounds like a tranny

[carolipis]

am i just imagining or she sounded a bit smarter than before?!

it's not like she was saying intelligent things... but she reacted to things craig said much faster and more like a normal human...

like... maybe 2 points higher in her iq scale?!

[XsweetstarliteX]

Although I'm not a fan of paris, she seems like a decent person, she's not overtly rude or violent...avoids prison (barely). I comend her for being able to make millions for doing nothing...nothing at all. She has to have some kind of intelligence to do that, i believe she just plays up to he 'airhead' image, she's not as dumb as she makes out. She reminds me of one of my friends.

[MiracleMira]

Ughhhh .... and that's considering she's actually acting sort of like a normal person ... cause we all know she can be worse with the overly sweet voice, the talking slowly like she's retarded and saying "that's hot" every 30 sec. seriously she overdoes it on purpose, I'm pretty sure this is her regular voice. She plays into the part but let's face it she's pretty boring even when she doesn't.