Jim Carrey Karate

[SparksAndStars109]

" I shifted my internal organs to avoid the knife," LOL HAHAHAHAHAH

[FamilyGuyFanatic800]

@animan632 Sounds to me like you hate your friend.

[123MrBiggg]

haha thats is great, very funny!

[TheColbyWeed]

( 3:20 )  Mortal Kombat!!!

[bonessanches22]

hehe Share ur dreams and thoughts with me

[jijio100]

240p....... We meet again...

[smole133]

CC YouTube translation at 1:09 : " Outpaces announced on the backs of lesbian" HAHAAHAHAHAH

[kirtitiwari1]

lool I'm a true expert of causing pleasure to people

[JTJV2]

Lol this is why I kickbox and wrestle and do jits instead so should everybody

[IEXxILEDI]

@JTJV2 dont you mean wrastling

[MegaAwesomedude19]

this is funny!

[ortodox85]

LINE UP!! :-D

[narutouzamaki9000]

That seriously reminds me of about 8 or 9 karate teachers I went to before I found the one I am at now.

[TheBluesAndJazz]

Now this ladies in gentlemen...is a Ninja!

[teo5dokos]

3:43 xD Chuck Norris was!!!

[teo5dokos]

I bet he dont knows how to tie the belt

[fucknfucks]

sounds like kermit the frog hahah xD

[lysandmeg]

" How you kill a man when he sleeping? Let me think about" xD

[ZzlucaszZ1]

1:07 ... thats Mrs. Baxter from Corey in The House and Thats so Raven...

[Haywood2]

@ZzlucaszZ1 That is because some of us teach it. I am talking about myself.

[le4prince2noir0]

So racist lol. The black girl has the knife in her purse, she wants to kill people and in the end the black girls were the one who ganged up on him hahaha

[PwnageMan7]

109 people forgot to shift mr. happy

[simbathecat11]

poor mr. happy

[DaBigChalk1991]

carrey is the king of physical comedy

[knepoerik]

110 people have been atacked wrong

[Exsstream]

@knepoerik theres only 109 dislikes......

[BBoyPhreshershist]

this is the reason im gonna learn boxing instead of karate.......

[aa3gunner]

@BBoyPhreshershist: THis is why I took up Muay Thai instead of Karate

[KatiushaVN4]

@aa3gunner

Fool

[aa3gunner]

@KatiushaVN4; idiot

[TheMegaAhaaaa]

I fuckin love Jim Carey

[YsEVYBDYsoCRIUS]

hahahaha

you attack me wrong

hahahahah

[clearcombat]

Looks like the Karate instructor in my town.

[Joker80808]

mortal kombat combo @3:25

[summer6266]

crazyness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Atheist269]

0:27 and 0:33 so jim carrey moments HAHAHA

[TheKeyToBeingAmazing]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

[alzahir]

108 people attacked this video wrong!

[GruntSplatter97]

lol, he have studied 4 20 years and can't tie his belt right :P

[eliaescobbedo]

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy kiaaayyyyyyyyy kiiiiiiaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyyyyyyyy

[MasterKanaar]

That is how I enter my dojang LOL

[TheBoogie991]

The best part 00.57 :))))))

[Cupidboy96]

everybody knows that if you are gonna attack somebody with a knife that you keep your elbows straight!!!! duh!!!

[mmking9999]

You attacked me wrong!

[medic8edman]

@Indi139115 It's from "In Living Color" NOT SNL

[esten0esusted]

JAJAJAJAJA, GUAU... LOS QUE NO SEPAN DEFENDERSEY QUIERAN APRENDER LES ACONSEJO QUE APRENDAN CON LAS LECCIONES DE JIM CARRIE; ¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡EL ES MEJOR ARTISTA MARCIAL QUE HA EXISTIDO!!!!!!!!!... ¡¡¡¡ESTE SI ES EL AUTENTICO GUERRERO DE LAS ARTES MARCIALES!!!

[Angeliclily]

XDD I got one in my purse.

[MetroVeins]

lol

[Ficadigi]

Ahhhh ha ha ha ha haaaa.  He calls himself a black belt. Put him up against me, Simon Phenix. But he has to be frozen until the year 2032 like I was. And I mean the world looks like the place where people go if they die without accepting Jesus, which is hell.

Uhhh, I'm John Spartin. Uhhh, I can't believe Simon Phenix is telling the truth about the man we have to accept to go to heaven which is Jesus.

[giemueluy]

Lloydd Christmas took classes here for the Dumb and Dumber fight scene

[Haywood2]

Okay I can answer the question about the woman killing her husband. But please don't hold me accountable cover his mouth with your hands while he sleeps.

[redwardsw3gus]

does anyone else get this is making fun of karate kid

[MissCourtneyBelle]

He showed her! lmao

[XXXbrokenwing]

Hmm maybe his loss of blood would have been less if you stopped stabbing him??

just a thought

[violetsugarlemons]

so funny lol

[pumpkin8101497]

his belt is tied worng oh well that was so funny

[LegendaryBoy12]

that might of hurted if i hadnt shifted mr happy ha ha lol

[solidjosh670]

to funny!

[thprfssnl1]

related videos: that black guy who shot himself in a classroom

[noahblackwell13]

he has the belt tied wrong

[1001Veyron]

@noahblackwell13 i noticed the same thing

[daboodeef179]

stupid women

[RoxasSora5467]

That's the Mom From Thats So Raven @ 1:07

[420JohnnieBoi]

lmfao at 0:25 who does that

[dobermannbrother]

:)) This is really BAD =))

I love it!!!!

Osu!!

[kftkft]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOL

[southport97]

His karate was better in dumb and dumber

[CBE80]

like a lot of beginning students...you attacked me wrong!

[rubeenrock]

HAHAHHAAAHAHAHAHAAHH  3:20

[kerboy90006]

...

wtf dat was lame ._.

[Tichzoo]

That sketch seems to be almost like a tribute to Monty Python... Silly walk, karate lesson and a black knight and Jim sounds like Cleese would be talking :P

[sorandomwithbuds07]

"Like many beginning students, you attacked me wrong."

(Ladies attack) "That might have hurt if I hadnt shifted Mr. Happy."

Jim Carrey everyone! :D ALWAYS makes me laugh! XD

[zanishah]

Jim Carrey is a Legend!!!

[TheJ4ac]

jim carrey is sooooooooooooooo corny

[busterwolf97]

I'm Bob Jackson (front kick). LMAO!! Too random.

[timestabless98]

his imdb is soo funny he has alot of new movies coming out imdb.com/name/nm3048661/

[kentaappel]

Beyond the humor in this skit Jim Carrey has some real karate skills. It wouldn't surprise me that he has had a lot of training in real life. He moves very well.

[Voltric100]

loool 3:22

[terminamator]

im sore from laughing

[derunausstehlichekid]

I've seen this so many times and it always cracks me up, easily one of Carrey's best acts.

It's even more funnier when you know Martial Arts history and are aware of all the ridiculous self-proclaimed "masters" and other silly frauds who offer to teach their Bullshido to unsuspecting people. So whoever wrote this act sure did his homework. "You're supposed to come at me like this..." says it all. And the hint at Elvis (basically he bought his belts) was great too.

[MrTenshihanQuinn]

@derunausstehlichekid: I totally agree with you! (I think that Jim himself wrote this skit)

[AmandaSpellings]

Does anyone else think he sounds a bit like Homer Simpson?

[Theyellowma]

This is the most realistic depiction of karate I've ever seen on a fictional television show.

[abdul123r]

This is so funny

[CrabeVoOV]

ахахахах клоун xDDD он классный

[Tepi0Tropie]

:D Cool

[MacGyverisasmartguy]

He's got some nice kiais there.:D

[TheSam2003]

LOLZ



[guillotinex17]

haha, its so true that crappy martial arts teachers claim to be "former world champions"

[101madster101]

I noticed at the end the white chicks stand back while the black chicks go beat his ass

XD

[Jayli0]

LOL, love how he did that front kick and a funny face at the beginning and how he did belt tightening

[Tyem310]

that might of hurt if i hadnt shifted mr happy XD

[sorgensrazyel]

@Tyem310 isnt it Might have hurt?

[alecation888]

LOLOLOL

[Samoutuomas]

Bob Jackson, lol... a joke towards Chuck Norris perhaps? xD

[XxXkArNaGeXxX1]

jim carrey is awesome and this skid is actually making fun of karate '') because karate is gay bunch of bullshit lolz

[Samoutuomas]

@XxXkArNaGeXxX1 No it's not >:( Karate (depending of what style, there are many vastly different ones) is very good for your self-esteem and over-all physical fitness.. I was super calm and collected when I practiced it intensively a few years back, such a great feeling especially after practice when you're all beaten up from full(ish) contact sparring etc...

Our karate is/was mostly very practical, with hints of Jujutsu/judo & muay thai boxing. We rarely did that meditation BS, maybe 1/month.

[XxXkArNaGeXxX1]

@Samoutuomas i dont give a shit wat it is but the fucking video its valled karate and it is karate fucking fag sending me and entire fucking paragraph of some gay shit boxing is better

[Samoutuomas]

@XxXkArNaGeXxX1 What? Calm down, lol... I didn't understand half of that...

Yeah, I do BOXING, too! And KickBoxing (aka FullContactKarate)

PS. I'm heterosexual, sorry!

[Samoutuomas]

@GabbysMyKittyRawr No, it's karate kicks. They use the same names for kicks than in Karate, japanese ones.. like Mae-Geri (front kick).. and "Hajime!" = Begin.

[GabbysMyKittyRawr]

@Samoutuomas Mm, alright then mate, cheers.

[Samoutuomas]

@GabbysMyKittyRawr Wow.. you're the first person in youtube for a LONG time that doesn't start insulting me (or anyone else).. like: "lololol ur faeg iz tkd".. I REALLY, REALLY, appreciate that man. :)

I've done karate(2yrs), and six months of boxing and a little kickboxing, heh. Had to stop the kickboxing prematurely just a while ago because I got too out of shape when I quit karate and boxing 2 years ago (BAD mistake). Have to start a bit easier.FullContactKarate IS another name for KB btw! :)

[GabbysMyKittyRawr]

@Samoutuomas ah, righto then, thanks for the info btw, i always thought it was TKD kicks, but anyway, you told me, so I'm glad, haha, so cheers on KB training, hope you get back soon. ^^

[alrightlol]

wow, what an amazing entrance, yurrreeee yure YAIIIIII KAAAAAAAI KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIII,

[NearSpace04]

HA! I watches when i was little and even now it still cracks me up

[CrabeVoOV]

ахахах неподражаем =)

[jembolini]

i love this video!!!!!!!! <333

[127buddy]

that might've hurt if i hadnt shifted mr. happy! hahaha

[306BBB]

Too bad a solid student didn't stomp on his head till he died for being a mixed up fraud, Eh Bob? You fucking unethical scumbag. That's Karate right? Cobra Kai! Mercy is for the Weak!!!

[horizonhero]

#LOL

[JoelBrito69]

Ahaha beautiful :'D

[KarateGruber]

nice karate lesson.....

[054martinm]

WELL CUM...to the first meeting!

[WhatToNameMyselfTV]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!­

[TheSRaptor]

Voll die Verarsche von Karate!!!!:(:(:(

[hellwhichnickisfree]

@TheSRaptor Eigentlich geht es da um mehr als nur eine Kampfsportart zu verarschen...

[Jdeadevil]

LMAO "I just wanted to show her how easy it can be!"

[superduck76]

that might of hurt if i hadnt shiifted mr happy

[bluewolfhowler]

Seizure + karate + Jim Carrey = hilarious

[seercirra]

not as funny as some black belt killing a mentally retarded kid though, hey bobby?

[seercirra]

@seercirra and buddy. i dont want to jump on you for some shit that happened 25 years ago. people change every day, but honestly, what the fuck went down?

why be a coward and avoid the bullshido forums? where is the black guy? any evidence of his survival? any name? the only evidence is of you being a fucking cunt and your pal being a brutal asshole, no offence.

[xxxEpicxxx911]

@orkneymist lol wtf are u saying u stupid cunt!

[ryan731731]

just think if jim carrey, will ferrell, adam samberg, and adam sandler it would be amazing

[Broxty]

Whats funny is this is exactly how useless karate actually is.

[Assesin96]

@Broxty

Useless ?

Karate is the only good martial art.

[dreamboy316]

are those human women or monkeys

[camileful]

what is this program called

[phct]

GUYS GUYS, Bob Jackson would want you to practice discipline... Have you not learned anything from this instructional video!?

[sasukelover20m]

wow lol funny

[DisP0keB0y]

LOL "That might have hurt if i didn't shift Mr. Happy."

[PuLse285]

fucking background laughing ruined it all

[BobbyJoeBlythe010]

@Pmtmr You need to back the fuck up. I am not afraid to inform the police of you constantly harassing me.

[Karyuudo666]

@BobbyJoeBlythe010 YOUR A MURDERING OLD PEICE OF SHIT I HOPE YOU ROT IN HELL

I'LL TAKE OUT ALL OF YOUR BLACKBELTS THEY ARE PATHETIC YOU FAGGOT

[BobbyJoeBlythe010]

@bonacman Stop stalking me.

[BobbyJoeBlythe010]

Haha this guys so funny!!

[Blobsterisation]

@thegr8defector you're such a child *sigh

[davidkeithbecket]

good old jim carey

[letifer669]

Kinda reminds me the Monty Python's Self-Defense class watch?v=PPRUzzU2Odg

[ValkyereHowie]

Lol what happens when Karate is americanized. Cough cough Chuck Norris CoughCough.

[blackwater13579]

LOLZ  I HAZ TO PEE NAO

[xxxEpicxxx911]

gay.

[xxxEpicxxx911]

@thepaesesai make me u gay homo jewish load of crap, go throw ur self in the oven!

[thepaesesai]

@xxxEpicxxx911 woah first off i didnt leave that comment someone else was using my account.{which i hate}and using the words gay homo jewish as an insult is just plain old stupid.second im not jewish or gay or homo and i am not dumb enough to throw myself in the oven.watch what you say and who you say it to.

[xxxEpicxxx911]

@thepaesesai okay u gay homo jewish load of crap, i insult who ever i want bitch!!!

freedom of speech homo faggot!, grab a towel and wrap it around ur head and go to the middle east so the Americans can kill u!

[xxxEpicxxx911]

@thepaesesai gay!

[Ech53]

um yea i dont find this funny

[guerillacity]

he must of been knee deep in putang

[TheAkhtard95]

meh

[MrKarateBlood]

Lol I love Jim Carrey.

[justinbieberNCJB]

Im about to Pee ,

[lucius215]

damn near pissed myself

[AwesomeRandification]

whoa this video was posted a long time ago!

[Xaledin7]

"IM BOB JACKSON!"

*Random Snap kick* XD

[dt089]

lmao i shifted my internal organs.

[mygfishotter]

Jim Carrey is a god.

[DragonLordReviews]

actually, i think jim's stances are pretty solid rofl hahaha :D

[muzicipod]

"Like he got ah-notha Wife and some kids..." LOL!!!

[moodymare79]

i heart this vid!!!!

[krisimo]

you attack me WRONG!!! hahahahah

[dalmationbreed]

love tht shit, shifted my internal organs lol....

[Samigirrl]

Lmfao what I said b for I meant to put in " lmfao

[Samigirrl]

How would u kill a man in his sleep?

[ClemCQD]

Not nearly as funny as the classic Monty Python "Self Defense against fruit" sketch.

[kungfuxdrummer]

hey! its tiger schulmann's ''Karate''!! lol : p

[EelSacul]

@kungfuxdrummer Or Team Chip's Taekwondo Center. Or Steve Bennest's Karate school. Or any other stupid McDojo.

[kungfuxdrummer]

@EelSacul tru lol. im lucky to have found the school i did after going through all those ''mcdojos''