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  • I don't understand. Is he being sarcastic or real? I feel dumb.

  • Speaking of Poe, ten bucks says 9,305 Christians liked this and 3,380 atheists disliked it.

  • u have a mental problem - a problem about LOGIC. u cannot use the bible to prove that jesus is God. the bible is written by men to control u. What a crap video. i wasted a few minutes of my life.

  • @watchWorld100 Every single science book is writen by man yet you Believe it's true don't you ??????????? yes the Bible is writen by men so what ?? the Bible itselft is historicle evidence. open your eyes. and God Bless you.

  • @bfddanny1987 damn straight! spoken like a smart christian

  • @elieXeoslebbos Umm, excuse me, if you're a christian then your beliefs are not based off any facts either. They're just beliefs. There is no reason to believe in god. You just believe whatever you're told. *Rant, rant, rant, rant.... sorry, I didn't want to waste your time, lol. I don't see a need to debate with someone who has their mind set.

  • nice sweater gay boy

  • Poe's Law is alive and well!

  • religion whatsoever is fake and gay!

  • @bluepants01

    Nah o0o!!

  • lol christans and there corney religion

  • God is the greatest evil of all time. So why would this retarded fuck want him to be real? We would all be in hell for eternity. Regardless whether or not we were the best people

  • @Subways69able if you hadn't relized, he's on our side. He's a troll.

  • I found the first five or so of EC's sarcastic videos funny, but not anymore.

    (Not telling other not to watch them. They should.)

    But, I'd prefer EC to do more straight videos, because he is really very good at it:

    the one (or two?) he did on 911truth were excellent.

  • smug lately?

  • you seem gay?????

  • atheists are retarted any christian can figure out he's a phony he doesn't even have the glow we real christians have. you know the reflection of the light of christ.

  • @nadua1 Is it like the glow that Leroy got in "The Last Dragon?" And for future reference, the proper spelling is, "retarded."

  • @chp2 no its a glow like the one Jesus had, when he saw your face as he was dying on the cross. its the glow of love. but thanks for the spelling correction!

  • @nadua1 So Christians can't become ninjas because they're constantly glowing? That's good to know.

  • yes,even my dog understand the bible is full of absurdirty,but it was not written by Jesus but by the jews..what jesus said in the gospels is the most full of love things a man have ever thought...jesus wanted change the jews religion,just like Buddha changed the hinduism.but he has no power..since he was a man..,maybe the best man the Earth give birth,then when he died,he really was divine...the men love to complicate what is simple.....then..have many beautiful wars..in the name of God!!

  • @icarosilva16 What is this I dont even

  • Atheists attacking this guy for this video proves that Atheists can be as stupid and stupider than any religious people and their beliefs are not based on any facts, only beliefs.

  • This guy is brutally hilarious!

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  • @Tesseract1976 I suppose I ought to be flattered that you find me so important so as to look into my history. As for your claim of me being irrational, that would depend on where you derive your rational thought from. Perhaps if you removed your brain from beside your colon you would see that I am usually correct, fucktard :)

  • Love the casual sweater.

  • For a second I thought it was funny, that was before I realized you weren't actually retarded and you really believe the nonsense

  • Proving that athiests are dumb and deluded, first of all, two of these points are wrong, God does send people to hell because he created the devil who then tempts people to do evil, and Jesus IS an imaginary friend, you can't see or hear him so why do you believe in him? Christianity is like one big game of Chinese Whisper's

  • Well,technically,isn't god an invisible sky daddy?Since christians say he is the heavenly father,and you can't see him.So,HE'S YOU SKY DADDY

  • The guidelines of Psychics and the rules of chemistry and basic math proves simply, the impossibility of an omnipotent creator. Everything is too vast and yet minutely detailed for that. I'm glad he can see it, and I'm sure if you opened your mind up momentarily and listened, you'd be able to see the flaws and contradictions of your faith. You're false truths are wearing thin.. how will you cope? When you're confronted with the task of thinking on your own?

  • @MalachiCo0 u mean becuse u have sooooo much proof of ur religion fuck off we have evidence millions of brilliant people agree with us and ur religion is based off a fuck head on drugs writing a random book that shows nothing to do with anything oh and god can go fuck off too to bad he is not real

  • @theholywand11 A fuck head on drugs  Hahah! Nice one!!

  • Love the vid and keep up the good work :D

  • fuck christianity

  • @BruinsFan2347 He doesn't make it a point to make fun of extremist Christians, he makes fun of the entire religion itself. The same liberal folks who'll talk about discrimination being wrong will clump all Christians together and try to make us all look like irrational idiots. That is wrong.

  • @rapesauceCF But you are an irrational idiot Rapesauce. Still loving the name though. Very highbrow of you. All one has to do is take a look at your past history to see what a driveling sub-species you are. Cheers 8)

  • At least one good thing can be said of the rabid at the mouth monotheisms of the current world stage. They have been pared down from dozens of Gods into one guy, give it another millenium and he too will be gone utterly in favor of the truth of established fact. 

  • This video bothers me ..

    1. The whimsical stories are parables / metaphors used to provide deeper understanding

    2. He is callin atheists dumb & etc etc .. He Is not practicing his faith of acceptance and spreading the gospel ..

  • @TheLust4Music I'm sure I could easily find 20 videos on youtube that calls Christians either retarded,stupid,ignorant,idiot­s, un-intelligent people looking for one simple answer to everything in life but really its a lot more than that. Him calling atheist dumb is not that bad.

  • @TheLust4Music dude, he's an Atheist, this is a satire, chill

  • @BruinsFan2347 If i said atheists are a bunch of gay little computer nerds who jerkoff while reading Richard Dawkins books, you probably wouldn't find it very funny.

  • @rapesauceCF well, no because that's actually not true. There are, however, Christians out there (TheOther4815) who explain everything in the world by saying those three magic words: "God did it" This video is funny, because it's true

  • God bless Emperor Constantine for making life full of non-sensical debates :)

  • 1:25 but of course is the Greeks come out and say "YEAH Were Just Speak'n the truth"

    you'll be like"oh F*** no"

  • He's a poe guys.... he's MOCKING Christians on purpose.... chill out. He's on our side!!!!

  • @JulzRulz1901 Actually Atheists act like assholes in the comment sections of his vids,and he must know this.So he's trolling idiots on both sides making people from both sides look stupid.

  • @AtheistFMD518 I know, dude, that's why I'm telling them to chill! Relax dude XD

  • @JulzRulz1901 Relax?I'm fine.Why do people always think they can tell someone's feelings and shit through a youtube comment?Anyway,it's all good.

  • This proves nothing whatsoever. Your argument is invalid. Atheists- 4,836,998 "Christians"- 0

  • @xClan4Fun Nice math... its still Atheists-0 and your so called "Christians"-0 because guess what there is no PROOF either way.

  • @Godkinge,

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    Re: "...there is no PROOF either way."

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    That's because outside of maths and alcohol, "proof" is a disingenuous subjective concept. However, we do have evidence. And the evidence for God is the same as for fairies, Leprechauns, mermaids and gremlins. How many people believe in those?

    The fact is, there is NO OBJECTIVE EVIDENCE for God nor has there ever been. And without objective evidence, all you have is a contradicting story filled with pure absurdities and hatred.

  • @xClan4Fun Try the vice-verca

  • @xClan4Fun Your great great nan is a christian. she's ashamed of you.

  • @xClan4Fun Muslims dont play that game xD so we can laugh at the Christians xD

  • @xClan4Fun How did you get 4836998 points?

  • 'Here to mock, his 'invisibleness'' .... Isn't that enough to satisfy anyone....

  • I know 'JESUS' Turned Water into wine

    Well I turned a high school deploma into Vodka

    Your move Jesus

  • Please tell me some of you christians, DO GET THIS VIDEO? and do not see it as a mockery? You cannot all be the this ignorant and narrow minded can you? If you magic sky daddy is real, it is you guys that need his help, not the atheists lol.

    >

    God, chrisitanity needs you, for they have ran out of logic and critical thinking.

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  • Who is stupid enough to believe this is for real and not a joke? I thought it's obvious especially when he said "his invisibleness"

  • ...not all men have faith in Jesus.

  • @eambrausa thats not the point of this video

  • Make fun all you want...not all men have faith in the Creator.

  • @eambrausa How is that fun? He is pointing out how you magic sky daddy looks and sounds to a non believer you ignoramus, jheeeze.

  • Very cute. As a christian, I must know where you got the sweater? I've just been dying to get one to tie around my neck. Well, I'd better be off to scream at atheists and homosexuals!!! Cus that's totally what all christians do!! What a friggin joke. This video and the poster are ignorant.

  • @rapesauceCF says the christian

  • @aeneas123 Says the condescending prick who calls himself the anti-theist.

  • @rapesauceCF lmao, whats ur point?

  • @rapesauceCF It's nice to know that Christians have no sense of humor lol

  • @BruinsFan2347 I have a sense of humor, this just wasn't really funny more just mocking other people. If he did it in a funny way perhaps i could see some humor but this just looks like a bad MADTV skit lol

  • @rapesauceCF So, Christians just aren't able to make fun of themselves then because, as an Atheist, this is really rather funny :)

  • @BruinsFan2347 There are times to laugh and then times to not. When someone is insulting religion or God that is one of those times when you shouldn't be laughing. So I'm sure there are a lot of Christians out in the world who do have a sense of humor like me.

  • @Derminkator yes, you're right, you shouldn't be laughing. According to the Bible, and "God's will" you should be killing this man for blasphemy

  • Will you people read the description?! Notice how the category is under "COMEDY"

  • hahaha who calls or has ever called god the magical sky daddy??

    haha. your bible is a fairytale and you baffle me with how deluded you are in believing that this guy no-one has ever seen or heard created this whole universe then knocked up a virgin who gave birth to a magician who walks on water.

  • You started to lose my respect about 1/4 of the way through the vid. By the end you lost it all and gained my disgust. You didnt prove anything, you just took a defensive position and decided to insult people.

  • @AtomicAardvark123 watch the rest of his videos; he is a satirist. He is making fun of Christians, not trying to prove anything.

  • @AtomicAardvark123 Dude. It was a joke. He's merely "acting out" the stupidity of these Christian parasites. :)

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  • If you can't see or touch Jesus in the physical sense....that means he IS an imaginary friend.

    Can you invite him to dinner and tell stories to eachother and laugh?

  • you do know that the bible was written by man, dont you.

  • Can one person beyond a reason of a doubt proove to me that god is real and back up your answer with unquestionable proofs and facts

  • Where is the proof that Bible is correct? Where is this "historical evidence"?

  • @nerdfighter3978

    In the Bible :-)

  • lol you,re going to hell..youe gay

  • @TheAndy2956 You are kafir and gay so it is you here who actually going to hell.

  • HAHAHAHAH Turk Muslims alone fucking this gay, evil and stupid religion, all lands of the Turkey is consists of homelands of the first Chrsitian nations like Armenians, Hittites, Greeks and Assyrians.

  • @immortaltendency How can you be a Muslim and be neutral against atheism?

  • @M3PanoS How can you be that narrow minded? every person from every faith can neutral against every faith, i'm Muslim and i'm neutral against Atheism with pleasure because it's harmless unlike Christianity.

    You make no sense!

  • @immortaltendency Sure I don't, keep telling yourself that. You believe in God (although the wrong one) and atheists don't believe in God, therefore your views on ultimate reality contradict to the core. It's not that hard a concept to grasp...

  • @M3PanoS I know what Atheists are you stupid noob, i believe in god and i'm neutral against Atheism you are just narrow minded.

  • @immortaltendency

    U ARE A NARROW MIND..LOLS

  • @TheBeeGEESatYT You are just another brainless Christian fanatic, you are narrow minded.

  • @TheBeeGEESatYT What is narrow mind you stupid assholoid?, it must be a thing that outgoing from your fucked up intelligence HAHAHA

  • i laugh at the people who are taking this seriously. They make this even funnier to watch.

  • Omg, I'm a Christian, but this is just embarrassing... Sure, I understand what he is trying to do, but he is just acting is just ignorant and rude. When are people going to realize that it doesn't really matter what you believe in, as long as you show love and respect to others, including those who do not share your religion.

    If you really want people to listen to you, most certainly DO NOT call them "dumb and diluted".

  • @fridakarolina "It doesn't matter what you believe in, as long as you show love and respect to others,"

    So it's okay to think satan is the rightful ruler of the earth, as long as that person is nice to others? It's okay to think that blacks are inferior animals, as long as you're polite to them?

    What you believe affects how you act. I don't know what you believe, but I bet I can point out problems in your beliefs and actions if you expressed them in detail.

  • @fridakarolina,

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    Re: (When are people going to realize that it doesn't really matter what you believe in, as long as you show love and respect to others...)

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    Do you mean like early Christians with the Crusades and the Inquisition? Or do you mean Christians today like George Bush Sr. claiming atheists can't be Americans or those forcing legislature against same-sex marriage, obstructions against medical research or trying to block the teaching of real science in schools?

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  • guys jesus is a prophet... and god '' THE ONE '' introduced him as a phrophet just like NOAH, SOLAMAN . ABHRAHAM, AND MUHAMMED...

    people belived the ONE GOD, and jesus as his prophet...

    JESUS WAS NOT CRUSIFIED... (one man cannot take all the sins of humanity) HE IS STILL THERE IN THE FOURTH LAYER OF SKY.... he will come to the earth befor the end of the world .....

  • @zan7143 you clearly havent read the bible, nor have basic understandment of christianity.

    please dont come spamming here with very limited information. it is frustrating to all

  • @zan7143,

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    Re: "HE IS STILL THERE IN THE FOURTH LAYER OF SKY"

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    Uhm... yeah.

    What gives your fairytale greater authority than the fairytale being told by Christians?

  • I don't understand how this "proves" anything....

    He just stated a couple facts.

  • @GregooooooFord He is taking the micky. He is actually a comedien.

  • @moggy041279 oooooooohhhh, ok it makes more sense now

  • 2:46 ..... HES THAT FAG FROM TWILIGHT !

  • Edward, you are really a comedian, full of lies, inconsistencies, fabrications and twisting the true meaning of the messages in the bible. You are a comedian who sacrifices truth to gain a laughing stuff. Review and understand the BIBLE bcoz you will come to realize that you are eating your words.

  • @usamaisrael RE: “Edward, you are really a comedian, full of lies, inconsistencies, fabrications and twisting the true meaning of the messages in the bible.” >< Actually, it’s the Bible that is: full of lies, inconsistencies, & fabrications”, while trying to look as if it were part of history. The conclave of clerics that pieced together that faulty & poorly written book could only excise so much of actual historicity. Sorry, your Bible has been debunked ages ago. Look it up.

  • @usamaisrael nom nom nom. why shouldn't he read the islamic quran instead? Any reason why the bible is better??? Think it through old bean...

  • @usamaisrael,

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    Re: "fabrications and twisting the true meaning of the messages in the bible"

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    Hey Look, another one who claims to know the "true message of the Bible"! We'll put you down as True Message Holder #9,175,308,197. Of course none of you are offering the same message.

  • Edward current is a comedian: This is satire.

  • @michiel2047 im guessing the word comedian is used loosely...

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  • So God watches you when you sleep eh? Sounds like a dirty pervert to me. I hope he doesn't watch me when I masturbate it probably get's him off.

  • @foreveralwaysalone just choke yourself, don't be disrespectful you low life.

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  • @Beastt17 "That's why science works, and religion doesn't."

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    What do you mean by this?

  • Edward, I pray for your blessings, regardless if you mock Christianity. I cannot pray for your blessings because you mock Christ. He will be your judge. When you are on your death bed, remember all the things which you proudly done to mock God; and yet, if you are forgiven and allowed to enter Heaven, remember also who is Elohim (God) Almighty. Until humans can become like God, know we are not gods, but just fools dying in our sins. Jesus is the way, the truth, and the life. A'men.

  • @DrHouth You're imposing fact on a theoretical subject. No one knows what happens when you die, no one. I believe there is some form of life after death, but there's no way to be certain. What I do believe is if I live a good decent life and I’m a respectable person, there will be no pit of fire waiting for me just because I didn't get on my knees every Sunday. I say I don't know our origin, you say live by the bible or burn in hell, can't you comprehend how that is a great tool for dictators?

  • @G0JETSG0 Let's assume, for the sake of arguing, that there is no God. We came from monkeys (or what have you), living a Christian life (translation: living for God) was, is and will always be in vain, and that the abyss of nothingness will once again consume us (like so, prior to consciousness from birth), then, yes, WE have all lived a "good" life. Full of adventures, trials, and memories. No need for hope, faith, will...no need for life.

  • @G0JETSG0 ...Life is but a twinkle in the random chaotic grand (or lack thereof) scheme of the Universe.

  • @DrHouth,

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    Re: (you mock Christ)

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    I'm not sure what you've been taught but if you think it's possible to mock Christ, you've not been told the truth. No one knows what Jesus taught or if he even existed. So the idea of mocking Jesus is absurd. That said, even the authors of the Bible (as it turns out), didn't know Jesus. So they're just telling popular stories of their time. It's not what one would call "credible sources".

  • @DrHouth,

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    Re: "Jesus is the way, the truth, and the life."

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    I'd like to suggest that you do a little research. Mithra (and others), were called "the way, the truth, and the life", long before the supposed time of Jesus. Jesus is simply the extension and extrapolation of a much older superstition.

  • @Beastt17 Yes, I will do my research. I've gain some knowledge about most non-pagan religions, present times and of yester-years. I understand most religions, including pagan religions, and including mythologies of diverse cultures all share similarities in teachings, ideas, holy men, etc. etc. So, let us do better and research the origin of man. Please provide "smoking gun" proof for evolution. First known pagan made-made religion? What are the proofs?

  • @DrHouth,

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    Re: "Please provide 'smoking gun' proof for evolution"

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    The first thing to understand (and I don't know why this is so hard for people), is that there is no such thing as "proof". People accept or dismiss evidence subjectively, not objectively. That's why flat-Earthers still insist there's no "proof" the Earth is a spheroid. However, there is more than enough objective evidence to support evolution, starting with multiple cases of observed speciation-evolution witnessed in progress.

  • @Beastt17 I understand completely. That is why you get theories. Facts are facts. Theories can be revised or omitted entirely, depending on IF a new theory CAN replace it. Some things cannot be measure, such as the soul. Before the discover of atoms, "empty space" was believed to be such as that. My point is: seeing/knowing/concluding is not always seeing/knowing/concluding.

  • @DrHouth,

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    Re: "My point is: seeing/knowing/concluding is not always seeing/knowing/concluding"

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    And never is that shown to be more true than when the conclusions are drawn on pure conjecture (without objective supporting evidence), which is what theists call "faith" and place their beliefs upon.

    Science, however, acknowledges that all conclusions must be drawn on objective evidence. If/when evidence changes, so can conclusions. That's why science works, and religion doesn't.

  • @Beastt17 I understand. It is a shame, however, that Science can only rule over us for 100+- years (depending on where we live in the world). Moreover, it is a sad shame to accept the conclusion that the lives we live will be all in vain. But, what if, WHAT IF, religion, especially Christianity and every that follows...is true? I suppose we will never know until that day cometh for all of us, one day.

  • @DrHouth Just as I am unworried about being killed by ghosts, vampires, thor, or batman I am unafraid of religious fairy tales.

  • @DrHouth,

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    Re: "Please provide 'smoking gun' proof for evolution."

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    Okay, I've responded to your request. Now let me ask you a question; do you have "smoking gun" proof for creationism (or any other system of creation/diversification)? If not, why do you employ the double-standard where your belief requires no support whatsoever, and any competing belief requires 'smoking gun' "proof"?

  • a man of god calling people faggots lol ironic

  • catholic priests abuse kids the leader of the catholic church protects paedophiles enough said

  • @james7167 yup, catholics, not christians.

  • Your all faggots. Stay with Christ.

  • @RandomPianoPlayer Wow christians are really getting desperate with recruiting techniques aren't they? I used to be a christian like you, then i reached the age of reason, i've figured out if you are a logical thinker you just can't believe in christianity, which is why you guys use scare tactics like eternal torture, that's the message your brought up with isn't it, believe or be tossed in the pit of flames, oh thank you lord, for all of these options, it must be a sin to use your brain.

  • @G0JETSG0 i was just kidding man... it's from south park. imnotchristian.

  • @RandomPianoPlayer sorry about that man, i should've known i've seen every sp ever made haha, i guess it's hard to tell if these guys are joking half the time, I mean i'm apparently a sinner because a talking snake gave some chick a magical forbidden apple.

  • I guess it only makes sense that people gullible enough to believe mainstream religion would be unable to see this is blatant sarcasm.

  • You poor basterd !!!!!!!!!!

  • your god is an ass hole read your bible

  • 1.You look like a tool 2.You're a douchebag. 3.You're an idiot.

  • @okokookchristy awww it that all you can come up with'? name calling like a little 4th grader? haha shame shame shame, you make atheists look bad my friend.

  • Scumbag Christian

  • Is he trolling? I mean I honestly feel like this is a spoof.

  • @Gmpeirce I think he is definitely trolling lol hes got a sweater tied over his sweater... lol

  • @Gmpeirce It is a spoof he says on his profile that he is an atheist.

  • HAHA!!! Jesus isn't Santa Clause for adults! He's Santa Clause for everyone!! I love the part about god not sending people to hell even though he invented everything including hell. Decides everything that happens including what people do and the choices they make. Priceless!!

  • He describes God as a magical sky daddy then says "God isn't a magical sky daddy." He then goes on to describe Jesus as an imaginary friend then says "Jesus is not our imaginary friend." He then describes the bible as a book of fairy tales and then says "The bible is not a book of fairy tales." Then he says it's amazing how diluted people can be about the bible! Hilarious!!

  • @galqwogee Thanks bud. It means a lot.

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  • This is simply hilarious! It's a joke right? I don't have to say anything about this as an atheist. He pretty much sums up what's wrong with Christiany. You can't claim ridiculous things and then say they are not ridiculous. If God sends people to hell for small nitpicky thing then he does. Stand up for your evil, arrogant, jealous, unfair God.

  • @Haruame go ahead man, stand up to God because he's done so wrong to you. do it, you'll get somewhere in life i guarantee you. oh well, your time to be judged by the almighty will come.

  • an animal on the altar. (Sorry, I was running out of charecters to type) That's how times were; and you should give the New Testament a read. John is more accurate of the gospels, but I read all of them previously (before I was intodiced to Minecraft). Laszroth, may God help your soul... I wil be posting videos ASAP

  • I wet back to what I said previously and saw that I started a mini argument... I see that this Laszroth person doesn't love God and firmly believes that he "is a rapist and starts wars" Those passages you wrote were from the Old Testament, and back then, times were different. Jesus wasn't around to preach mercy and love and forgiveness, so times were brutal. God tought that his laws will not be broken by doing the things you quoted, because God only forgave you your sins when you slaughtered

  • Christians! and your God or Jesus! Stop beat around the bush and come out and show up !!!!! beat around the bush! Stop hiding!!!!! Are you weak or something!!

  • I think we can group all of the lies about Christianity and religion in general into one...

  • what a dick. Why can't you atheists just continue living your normal lives. why must you try and make fun of a faith? If we christians are so stupid, let us be. Id rather live my life going to mass once a week as a catholic, than be an atheist, die, and find out there was a God.

  • You know what's really, really scary?

    Even though it's satire, Christians will watch this and fully agree with his logic.

  • hey guys, i have found this video on youtube of a guy talking about Christianity and its misconceptions and stuff.. Check it out. Peace.

    /watch?v=tkaevBCU6nM&feature=r­elated