Vidalia Chop It

[TeaPot1505]

löl imagine him inside a library

[jmluffyetsven]

Is it me or is EVERYTHING he sells is 19,99$?

[tweetyaja]

Note: Quick Chop and Slap Chop came after Vidalia Chop It!

[tweetyaja]

You re gonna love my nuts

Vidalia Chop It + Quick Chop = Slap Chop

[tweetyaja]

Vince Offer should've do this!

[tweetyaja]

Watch the Slap Chop commercial first!

[Emimi33able]

1:06 the dessert looks really good

[YingaLovesBewbs]

HI MOTHERFUCKERS! BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THE NEW VIDALIA CHOP IT, THE EASIEST AND SIMPLE WAY TO CHOP YOUR FOOD-WITH 4 QUICK SPINS, YOU CAN INSTANTLY BLAST ONIONS INTO POWDER, GARLIC INTO SNOW AND SHALLOTS INTO WATER ITS THAT EASY! WATCH THIS DUMBFUCK MASH HIS DULL KNIFE INTO HIS FOOD- LOOK AT THE HASSLE! BUT WITH THE VIDALIA CHOP IT YOU DON'T HAVE TO LOOK LIKE THIS RETARD! CALL NOW AND I'll SEND YOU A CHEAP PLASTIC SALAD SPINNER, WHAT DOES IT DO? I DON'T FUCKING KNOW!!

R.I.P Billy.

[megaverner]

1:28 The thing starts to leak!

[Biobliter]

@megaverner Lol you need to backup with a plate near the beak.

[extremities9]

HOW DO I ORDER!?!?!!?!!

[Mau506]

Who in the world chops 50 garlic cloves at the same time?

[i0n496]

@Mau506 A chef?

[Bacender]

WHY ISN'T HE SCREAMING

[tweetyaja]

@Bacender This is classic Billy Mays!

[PsYc0tIkDrEaM]

I used to have this but then it got replaced by the Ninja Master prep >:]

[MrTessaiTsukabishi]

The eggs fucking spilled out at 1:28 .

[PBpeanutbutter]

This is like the magic bullet!

[claire1667]

what is the phone number to call?

[keanucange]

why does his shit always cost 19.99? are you americans that low on cash?

[SmashBrotherJE1400]

Hey, he was a great pitchman...Don't hate on the fella...

[sinnerssoul302]

That was a pathetic american stereotype. Get off the internet loser.

[keanucange]

ouch your breaking my arm. Feeling butthurt are we? Like you said this is the internet expect these things its not a cuddley fairy tale. now why dont you go listen to your crap bands (mostly) also michael jackson isnt a band he's a singer.

Stereo type? I dont think im the first one that made that joke but I dont see it flinging around everywhere

[sinnerssoul302]

Took you long enough too respond. And also, it IS a stereotype, you assume all Americans are low on cash. And yes you cant expect happy things on the internet. But promoting hate on a site that little kids visit is really quite pathetic. But you know what, i don't feel like wasting my time arguing to a 40 year old internet troll. So have a nice life

PS stereotype isnt a joke dumbass.

[TheChaoticGood]

it's a good deal. that, and when something is cheaper, more people will buy it.

[IeXoTTiC]

RIP :(:(

[GlennMagusHarvey]

Wow, this actually looks useful.

Also, R.I.P. Billy Mays.

[SmashBrotherJE1400]

R.I.P. William Darrell Mays

1958-2009

[cyechout1959]

But it is not eletric and kids can use it! But thanks for the protip.

[TheYTPooper]

Billy is actually not yelling, thats a first, and to me its even more persuasive.

[Mistertbones]

Billy Mays is the man!

[RussianMongol]

Billy Mays is a genius, I love his commercials.

[allisbrawlguy2]

I could actually see myself using this product...and I am only 13!

[BottlefaceMovies]

without making mush!? count me the fuck up!

[tooskool4cool]

@BottlefaceMovies

even without the f word: count you up?

[BottlefaceMovies]

@tooskool4cool

lol i wrote this over a year ago, i didnt know good grammer back then

[tooskool4cool]

@BottlefaceMovies

haha its cool im just pickin on u

[therealv0x]

I could actually see myself using this because I do a lot of chopping stuff, onions, etc, and it takes a long fucking time.

I just want my goddamn onions.

[Robotnik722]

I miss his really loud voice

[mstblue]

Maybe he hurt his throat at times doing these ads. I'm pretty much sure he has to do so many takes, and that makes his throat hurt.

[pepsinigger]

PUT YOUR DICK IN IT

[TheWarContinues]

HOW DO I ORDER??? OH FUCK!!!!

[Inutenma]

why the fuck would i chop ice cream?!

[takemenowpapito]

more like mutilate it.