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  • @arsetothem I was wondering if I was the only one who caught that bit, lol.

  • Yugioh cards? How old is this video?

  • @Youngblood1701 it was uploaded on january 19th 2012

  • I like pencil beard santa and real santa .. pencil beard santa is on 0:47 and real santa is on 2:56

  • imagine the real santa pullin out a bazooka or nuke XD

  • haha the kid dont seem to grow up

  • I never thought of Santa killing off the believers...what a genius

  • There is no 3:09.

  • Too slow homo!

  • Real Santa was the best

  • Pedo santa looks a little like Justin Bieber. Just sayin'.

  • I want a soul patch!

  • chinese santa

  • carl you piece of shit how the hell are yah... oh you bitch. XD

  • Wow so tight lol

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  • Big show ? :D

  • Pedophile santa hilarious

  • Conquistador Santa ftw

  • 1:55 is my fav!

  • Hahaahaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!

  • Wow...so glad I never went through this shit.

    Or by the time I was his age, I'd have killed Santa.

  • lol

  • DEMITRI MARTIN IS AWESUOM

  • I am disappoint

  • @nmarshall7 you disappointed your mother

  • I like the ghetto Santa the best. He's hilarious!!

  • I hate homos more than anything

  • @sonicguy1500 I hate bigots more than you hate homos.

  • this never gets any easier...lol

  • Hipster Santa said my name.

    Godammit.

  • great ending!

  • Pencil beard mustache was the best

  • the kid looks like a transgender boy from Law and Order SVU

  • they stole the end from mad tv

  • My favorite is the "Manchu" Santa.

  • Santa... Nope. Chuck Testa.

  • What happened to a black soul santa with soul beard?

  • HITLER working with UMBRELLA CORP.??!! no wonder there are Nazi Zombies

  • also Conquistador is the best one ever.

  • you know what, there are lots of WRONG in this video. ya got stereotyping, the fuck word, stealing, a guy trying to make out with his mom, pedophile and other shit... ITS FUNNY AS HELL.

    and the one you bitchin, is the Homo word?! i mean, his not even implying that his (kid) homosexual. its just name calling. its not our fault that were not gender-confused, or we don't care for that matter.

    dont get me wrong i dont hate homesexuals, i just dont give a fuck

  • No one cares faggot

  • I was laughing until I heard "homo" at 1:30 used in a hateful manner. I would like to know how this is funny to you in a time when LGBT people are treated similarly or worse in real life in America and across the globe. As a gay man and civil rights activist who has fought for equality with countless videos over the last few years, I find this to be disgusting and revolting. When you have LGBT kids committing suicide because of such homophobia, this humor becomes sick and cruel, not funny.

  • @SeanChapin1 it's a comedy portrayel of a douchebag with a goatee; stop your whining. i respect that your an activist, but complaining about the use of a word in a collegehumor video. it's a word that shouldn't harm anyone to begin with because words have no power. i can sext a girl but that doesn't mean she's going to get pregnant because words aren't actions

  • @SeanChapin1 i'm a lesbian, i didn't find it offensive...

  • @SeanChapin1 if u want to live in ur wakabo made believe wonderland then stop using the internet

  • Yo you see this? It's my daughta's name. I fuck. Get over it. *swig*

  • the truth is that these different kinds of santas are actually different kinds of dads

  • My laptop died when santa shot the kid, shit just got really weird...

  • Yo, wuddup tiny playah!

  • Pedo santas the best

  • Techinally, Hitler's 'stache is called a Toothbrush Mustache.

  • @fidos5

    Its not that bad of a look, but one man had to ruin it for the rest of us...

  • For i bring you the gift of knowledge - w -

  • that kid's the most annoying little cunt on the planet

  • the last one was worth the rest of them

  • thank god santa shot him, i was sick of listening santa santa..

  • Hippie Santa Wierdo Santa Wigger Santa Master Santa Asshole Santa Hispanic Santa Douchebag Santa Pedo Santa Nazi Santa Death Metal Santa Geek Santa Real Santa
  • @franklinbadge1215 The second one is Hipster Santa

  • The fags who post lines from the video

  • first kid to see him told every one, second saw his list ,third saw where he lived and now he vowed to kill all the kids how see him so no more secret are reaveled

  • boy:Santa!

    Santa:your not supposed to see me.

    Santa:(pulls out gun)

    Santa:This never gets any easier.

  • I want the Conquistador Santa to bring me a brother so then I have something better to do than watching the poor quality videos that they now produce. Come on college humor what happened to your Humor? Oh I like this video I'm just quoting the video to be smart and yeah... but ..ok I should really stop...yeah WE WANT BETTER VIDEOS!

  • the kid was annoying im glad about how the ending went.

  • This is why I'm jewish. Jk.

  • Didn't see the ending coming haha

  • LMAO too slow homo!

  • Jesus, the malls must be blood-bathes.

  • That kid has not aged in 12 years

  • @TheVecan who said it was over 12 years?

  • @bryland7 So they just have christmas 12 days a year

  • @TheVecan its not 12 different nights...its just 12 different scenarios...there is no time span

  • i want a chin beard santa

  • Hahahaha the end, by the way shouldn't he be old as hell? Said santa like 100 times means he celebrated 100 christmas, which is once every year!!

  • No beard santa looks like Newt Gingrich :o

  • awesome end!

  • No Beard santa was the best. Demitri Martin FTW

  • "TOO SLOW HOMO" xD

  • That moment when the top comment ruins one of the funnier moments in the video.

  • omg i look just like the guy at 00:40

  • this is messed up

  • Best... Ending... EVER!

  • YuGiOh is the shit.

  • @littlemoocowmedow If you're 10 or under yeah it is.

  • DOES THIS KID EVER AGE??

  • I like the real santa best of all

  • who else saw hitler comming?

    

  • @javvalovver

    Eva Braun

  • @javvalovver not the polish

  • @javvalovver That's what I said in 1933 XD

  • @javvalovver trust me im not the only one who did NAZI him coming PFFT AHAHAHAH

  • @javvalovver somehow i think we all did

  • @javvalovver i did after you spoiled the entire video...

  • Fu Manchu Santa: I bring the greatest present.. Knowledge

    Me: *cocks Shotgun* GTFO

  • FU MANCHU Santa is the best

  • only faggots play YUGIOH

  • @RuskiHomie its like the only card game that came with a show that actually needs strategy..

  • O____O

  • Holy shit top comment and second top have 100 and 200 likes exactly

  • so thats why one ones seen the real santa

  • NOT MY YUGIOH CARDS!

  • OH-MY-GOD!!!!!

  • Two Slow HOMO

  • Hola,

    Quick, bring me your mother, for I brought a rose. Take care not to wake up father and I will bring you the greatest present of all: a little brother or sister

    In 9 months

  • @AnnaBanana24135 fuck you

  • @AnnaBanana24135 yea thanks, we saw the video

  • @AnnaBanana24135 how the hell thats a present o.o?

  • I need one box telling me to subscribe with a link in it, and one right next to it, telling me i can subscribe here. If i've come as far to be able to watch the video, I'll know how to press the subscribe button. ...fuck me.

  • I wonder if anyone has a penisbeard?

  • Was i the only one that noticed it was a communist uniform the nazi santa used ?

  • so thats how i woke up on christmas to find mt sister dead! =(

  • STREETER!!!

  • I love the neckbeard santa XD

  • Too slow homo!

  • @vdaug ok mr government agent

  • 2:30 he seems happy.

  • LOL THE END

  • Was Hitler Christopher Lloyd?

  • HAHAHA.. Ending is priceless.

  • Uncle santa O.O eww don't want sit on his lap that pedo

  • So that's why my parents deny I had an older brother! Bad Santa Bad!

  • lol serious

  • Lull

  • NOW I NEVER WANT TO SEE SANTA

  • omg demetri martin reference.. i died a little inside

  • why hasnt this kid aged at all in like 12 Christmas's?

  • Goatee Santa was my favorite =)

  • 0:27 mega hipster

  • And that's why kids, you should never peek what your parents are putting as your gift in the middle of the night. Did i say parents? I meant santa... he's real.

  • I live in Wisconsin too! He's not lying!

  • I live in Wisconsin and it was the nicest winter of my life. It was 50 degrees on Christmas and there was no snow!

  • @WimpyTV 80-85 degrees every day from around 12/20 - 1/5.

  • SPANISH GUY FTW

  • the pedophile and the end were epic :D

  • Was gonna dislike the vid but the end was hilarious.

  • Worth it for the end.

  • @YourEvilHeroz how many likes are needed for you and your ilk to get off the internet, forever?

  • collegehumor... why wont u let me do my homework...

  • I swear and you all can agree you kinda sensed there would be pedophile one!

  • My buddy Tristan from Brooklyn? inside jokes ftw

  • The only good one was the last one!

  • Btw this video sucks bad... -_-

  • @fargeeks k

  • That manchu santa looks like a bearded asian woman ewwwww....

  • i luv conquistador sanata!!!

  • @BleachedXDemon i would to man

  • @youdickwtf Ummmm, WTF dude? I came here to have a laugh after a hard day at work, not to feel like I'm murdering innocent people everyday. -_-

  • 3:06 they stole that from Mad TV

  • @youdickwtf why are you posting that here? Of all places, why here?

  • hitler santa ftw

  • 2:54 XD *sigh* *screws on silencer* "This never gets any easier...." trololol

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  • This never gets any esier :P

  • why the fuck are they post Xmas videos now?

  • @carboy101

    'cos the youtube CH channel is a month behind.

    Their website has the new videos.

  • Rudolpha - most original name evaaaaa

  • uncle santa:))=)) and real santa and pencil beard santa are the best...

  • couldnt the santa kill him earlier the kid was annoying

  • lame.

  • 1:34 is the most funniest thing ever HAHAHAHAHA !

  • I swear if Santa went through all my Yu-Gi-Oh cards and took the valuable ones I would drop that mother fucker.

  • @BleachedXDemon Oh try 2 put him in a headlock  2 SLOW!

  • @BleachedXDemon dont mess with a nerd and his yugioh cards

  • This was tolerable but CHRISTMAS IS OVER!!

  • who else was old to experience of God in the advertisement?

  • TOO SLOW HOMO

  • So that's why no one sees the real Santa...