Tim Minchin - Song For Phil Daoust

[pulmonaryarchery88]

review can be found here: guardian.co.uk/stage/2005/aug/­16/comedy

contains the phrase 'It's enough to make you believe in mass hypnosis'

[edowsett16]

You fucking poo face.

[snappyguy928]

The review is just bad =\ It points out all the bad jokes that Tim makes on purpose

[xShakespearex]

Pahahaaaaaa - Lalalalalalala I hope one of your family members DIES! <3

[JEP1776AEP]

Fuck u phil daoust!!!

[emperor9271]

So... Tim minchin is bacicly a troll... But hes a musucly talented troll!!!

[insectsinmyclothes]

@emperor9271 *Minchin *basically *he's *musically  Sorry, I just can't help myself ;)

[AMVslowking]

@emperor9271 Correction a troll will spew negativity at something despite his own feelings towards it. This is legitimate spite.

[BMXforlife29]

lol ' ding dang ding dang dong this is my phil daust song' if it was me making a song about this song i would sing ' ding dang ding dang dong this is my FAVOURITE song' love you tim :DD

[SkullboyVonGhastly]

Wait... 1.28... He's the fucking blond version of the Rasmus' singer!

[gert83]

Why do people like Tim Minchin? I don't get it, my friend sends me clips. I don't think he's funny, he's preachy and self absorbed and, well..... there's something just strangely nasty about him. Each to their own, I suppose.

[BMXforlife29]

@gert83 I respect your view but seriously dont go on a video with tim minchin lovers and be bitchy about him. :L have a nice day.

[insaninater]

Ive been looking for this songs, sweet, i especially love that he zeroes in on one non famous prick and just rips him to shreds

[calboosh]

@youreachiteach1 no you didnt...

[skyflier95]

@calboosh dose this mean u are a virgin?

[youreachiteach1]

I had sex with the uploader!!

[shadow9t6]

Looking back at all of the comments and some rather silly person put: Well, Tim hasn't actually come very far in the face of negative feedback. Is he stupid?" My firned. Are YOU stupid?

[ParamoreFTW]

Daoust deserved it to be fair. Fucking funny song.

[skepad]

is he being serious or. . .. . . . . . . whatever i still love the song

[fyshi1]

@skepad read the review he got lol.

[skepad]

@fyshi1 that's not what Tim is like. . . . . . . well maybe it is but its why i love him :O

[jazzychris1]

Not going to lie, I have no idea who Phil Daoust is....but I still LOVE this song!!

[nitpicker42]

And here's a link to the article "carladraw" mentioned in his/her top comment:

guardian.co.uk/culture/2008/au­g/13/edinburghfestival.timminc­hin

[nitpicker42]

Here's a link to the Daoust article in question, in case anyone's interested:

guardian.co.uk/stage/2005/aug/­16/comedy

[TheOgdenstudios]

This serves as a warning for Journalaousts everywhere:

DON'T IRRITATE THE MINCHIN!

[123sadnoob]

phil can stuuf this up his ass

[shinken2000]

this is the BEST!!!!!!!!

[RabidIceWeasel]

"la la la la la la la la la I hope one of your family members dies!"

[maartsvenson]

guardian.co.uk/stage/2005/aug/­16/comedy here is a link to the review =)

[McBaino96]

@pinkinvisible u are u retard tim minchin is a genius

[IronMetalHead150]

lol that the chord sequence in the chorus is Pachelbel's Canon :P

[pinkinvisible]

What a thin-skinned, bitter little troll Minchin is. Write a song about that, ya petulant, dickless little creep. "Mrs. Minchin only gets an inch in coz her man's a dickless creep...etc"

[FlipitySwitch]

@pinkinvisible Shut the fuck up faggot or i'll light something you like on fire and hope one of ur family members dies.

[Omnilegence]

@pinkinvisible Where does the inch come from then?

[averyw123]

@pinkinvisible is your name phil daoust by any chance.

[dorkasaur98]

how dumb does this phil sound now ?? xD

[rabitshadow]

17 of phil dausts family members thumbed this down xd

..sorry couldnt resist

[TheOzil55]

@rabitshadow but it's understandable that none of them want to die...

[Bright1592]

...He seems to take criticism well...=P

[Crunchy68]

Just read the actual Daoust review (first thing that came up under the loser's name on a Google search). Yeah, he pretty much deserved what he got served in this song.

Sad that his only fame now is as the twit who couldn't recognize talent when he saw it.

[spook81793]

I think everyone has their own personal Phil Daoust.

[Ducks4President]

Daoust may have missed one.

[ConfusedHippos]

...you fucking poo-face...

[sniperdown23]

ding dang ding dang dong this is my new favorite song

i havnt heard of it for very long, but tralolololololol theres nothing better than a fuking troll

[stebarron]

I find it ironic how he says "I've written you this special song, to help you get the attention, you obviously, desperately lack". Tim LOVES attention. But Tim's attention is good and he earned it, because he is awesome and just a dude. Where as Phil Daoust's attention has all came aided from Tim, and all he is known as is 'That cunt from the Guardian'. Tim wins, ONCE AGAIN!

[Ukuleleboy100]

i think i prefer the live versions :/ still good though :)

[stebarron]

@Ukuleleboy100 This is a live version...

[Ukuleleboy100]

@stebarron yeah, sorry, i meant the one that's just with the piano.

[sunfighter15]

i love how when you search Phil Daoust on google Tim's wiki page is the first result. I think Tim wins this one :D ♥

[averyw123]

for the main point of this song, press 7.

[Be2cc7a]

I have no idea who Phil daoust is but i think he just got told! XD

[TheLukeSlade]

Check out my video of Karl Pilkington talking about the Amazon. Brilliant :)

[chocmad31]

GO TIM!!

[EmoKillingClown]

Well Phil Daoust, if this is what you consider gum then I would hate to feel what consider bite.

Also consider yourself Gummed



[Mejse10]

The Guardian seems to be rather proud of this song, actually - I searched for Tim Minchin's name on their website, and Phil Daoust is mentioned in about half of the articles xD

[simplerachel11]

Tim encourages eating face meat not as much as stoning Muslim women, brilliant.

[sometart]

I want to make your children eat your own face meat.

Beautiful.

I saw Tim with the S.S.O a couple of weeks ago, he didn't play this. I was upset.

I'll move on, eventually.

[TheKarret]

@sometart or you can brew over it for 3 years and make a song out of spite. 8D

[ConfusedHippos]

@sometart hm...me thinks you werent listening properly!

[Shopola]

Can someone whos read the article post a link please??? I'm too lazy to look myself.

[thedrsninja]

@Shopola the article comes up as pretty much the first link when you search phil daousts name on google

[banana952]

15 people are in Phil Daoust's faimily

[Zairne]

@banana952 Get the fuck out.

[xTwi7ch]

just read the review, and i want to beat phil in the face 0.o what a self righteous dickhole. Tim should have been way harsher, still an EPIC song!

x

[coolbean22]

This is a safe place Tim....tell us how you REALLY feel.

[RoseKicks]

Officially the best song EVER.

[bigdipper117]

after reading Daoust's article I think Tim wasn't harsh enough. so yes phil should eat his own face meat 

[tsjaaaa]

@bigdipper117 And his children should be watching..

[frazer114]

well Tim hasnt come very far in trying to be more mature in the face of negative feed back.

Also the 15 people that disliked this are from the gaurdian newspaper.

Keep up the good work Tim

[indiepoos]

i've read a few of Phil's writings, and to be honest he can't even write, he is no where near gardian standars, so why is he even in the gardian talking about suchjan amazing person, Tim saved my life (although that sounds hard to believe) fuck Phil, Minchin for life!!!

[sarkasmi83]

I wonder if The Guardian (or anyone for that matter) still let's Phil Daoust do comedy reviews :)

Just saw Phil Daousts blog.. someone has already written the lyrics on there and he's all like "here we go again".. hahhahha

He should include in his "Who am I?"-description that he's a freelance journalist - blahblahblah and in the end "Oh and I have no taste in comedy whatsoever and I suck at recognizing talent.."

[bieberfeverhasspread]

i love this song i just pretty much wrote this to a girl at my skool who was taking the piss outta him

[bieberfeverhasspread]

get a job that you'll be better at like killing yourself you fucking cunt !! lol i agree Tim

[caramaccat]

phil daoust is indeed a poo face

[mvd9]

Pathetic

[Ultracomet2]

@mvd9 You are? Lol

[lizzielonglegs]

The silly thing is this is a real feel good song, as in the tune. I could listen to it all day. ;)

[lizzielonglegs]

Tim Minchin taught me my new favourite word when I heard him on the radio once.

It was "examplem", if you're interested. Google says it's not a word but FUCK THAT BECAUSE TIM MINCHIN SAYS IT IS.

[Chillbren]

If I were Phil Daoust id feel honored that the legendary Tim Minchin had even read my review let alone written me a song!

[benbaker1989]

Phil Daoust created 14 youtube accounts?!

[OFFICIALHarryCleaver]

LOL Tim Minchin is fuckin hilarious :') saw him sing this on his new dvd, made me laugh so much. Would of been funny if Phil Daoust bought the dvd for a laugh then heard this :')

[McGarry92]

love this song but its sounds so much better live

[000ashleemee000]

666 likes.. Even the devil hates Phil Daoust!!

[Bakizakk]

Phil Daoust logged in youtube with 14 different accounts

[TheJohnsonmobile]

It's wonderful how someone can say, 'I hope something you love catches on fire' while using such a jolly, casual tone. Beautiful! :D

[silentbob82]

I love Tim and am seeing him live for the first time next week. I thought I'd heard all his songs on Youtube, but how did I miss this one?? Absolute brilliance!

[L3A1N8]

Am I the only person who loves the bit where he says 'London town'. I can't describe why; I've just listened to it so many times to hear it though :D

Not that the rest of the songs bad. One of the funniest songs I've heard! Even by Tim's standards.

[endeau]

@L3A1N8 I was about to say the same thing, I think it might just be that particular chord progression, but agreed, you know he didn't want to waste any more time writing a song for this guy than he had to and it still turned out awesome. Genius.

[lastsaneman19]

14 people who watched this video were carladraw.

[1libbylou]

Holy Crap.... that review is dreadful. Had to find it after listening to this hilarious song.

Try googling : Phil Daoust review of Tim Minchin  It was the first one on my browser!

[BillyLikesMetal]

So maybe you should quit and get a job what you're better at a, like killing yourself you fucking cunt!

[carladraw]

WHAT A C*NT

the best part of this is someone else from the guardian Wrote a review giving him 4 stars instead of Daousts 1 star and the guy who the good review said

"Minchin's response has been brewing for three years, and he now performs a vicious song (introduced as if it were an act of forgiveness) in which he gouges out chunks of the reviewer's flesh and force-feeds them back to him. I hope Phil Daoust will forgive me if I say the song is very funny."

[goldragon988]

@carladraw Maybe you could actually link to the review instead of writing a bogus one.

[Shikamaru747]

@MrDeadlyOctopus oh really? might want to double check that.

[carladraw]

@MrDeadlyOctopus He is real because the review he wrote is real since you can find it on the guardian website

[carladraw]

The self-satisfied gurning seems to last for centuries. Then Minchin makes the unilateral decision to give us an encore, the last thing you need in a festival where acts stack up in the wings like jets over an airport. He even congratulates himself for keeping the next performers waiting. Whatever happened to that fine old tradition of tarring and feathering?

[welshdevondragon]

@carladraw cheers for posting- though given youtube posts most recent first I initially thought you were actually saying that about Tim!

[carladraw]

He must be the last person in the world to be surprised by the spread of mineral water. When he does address more topical subjects, such as smug environmentalists, what should be bite is all gum. And I don't think I've ever heard a lamer attempt to change the subject than: "Hey, is anyone married?"

[carladraw]

It's enough to make you believe in mass hypnosis. Strip away Minchin's fretful porpentine hair, white piano and willingness to fall off the stage for a laugh, and you're left with a bog-standard stand-up with a silly voice and a few good songs, most of whose material would have seemed dated in the last millennium.

[carladraw]

This is the review

Tim Minchin - winner of the Melbourne comedy festival's director's choice award - arrives in Edinburgh trailing cloudlets of glory. The Australian comedian/ musician is popular enough to pack out one of the festival's biggest halls, and to be cheered after every gag and comic song.

[TheWanderingAngel]

Love Tim Minchin and this song is awesome except for one thing - don't bring someone's kids into a personal dispute.

[gettingkilt]

Ha ha ha... Google "Phil Daoust" and the first hit is the bad Guardian review. Second hit is Daoust's own page. Third hit is this song! Daoust you have been PWNED.

Three of the top five hits are Tim Minchin.

[gettingkilt]

Ha ha ha... Google "Phil Daoust" and the first hit is the bad Guardian review. Second hit is Daoust's own page. Third hit is this song! Daoust you have been PWNED.

[psid33]

to get the review all do is type tim minchin phil daoust into google and its the first link

[TheCurlyKels]

Ding dang, ding dang dong, I've written you this special song! XD<3

[gettingkilt]

@TheCurlyKels And a shout out to Pachelbel for the chords on that bit.

[MichaelJacksonILoveU]

Pahahaha :)

Am playing this in my room, and I have to cough REALLY loudly when he says 'c***' :')

[genobahamut1337]

@MichaelJacksonILoveU Got parents that don't like that word?

[MichaelJacksonILoveU]

@genobahamut1337

yeaaaah they're cool with every other word, but not that one..

[BlackSabbath86]

You fucking poo-face.

[gafiggle]

Tralalalalalalalala i hope something you love catches on fire!

[ylangylang001]

Is it wrong i want to piss him off, just to get a song dedicated to me? This man is a genius.

[easytoremember0]

Tim Minchin is fucking hilarious, and Daoust fucked with the wrong guy. He'll never live this down.

[TheKarret]

bahahahahahahaha <3333

[blingadingading]

The 13 Phil Daoust supporters have thumbs downed this film...

[beal791]

i'm no psychologist.. but i get the impression he doesn't care much for phil daoust

but hey i might be wrong :P

[Darkbodbod]

@beal791 Well, your already better than my psychiatrist :P

[BamesJond100]

@beal791 i study psychology, and im inclined to agree with you

[Ducks4President]

@beal791 I am, and you're right.

[rhettboy]

Face meat! Woo!

[manutd4prem06]

YAY CAVLA HITS THE HUNDRED THOUSAND

[DarkEnergy103]

Everybody sing along! :D

[NedsAmazingShed]

thank you Tim, for his greatest, if not the greatest, contribution to human society as of yet: the word "Journaloust"

[hellsbellsroche]

Wounded hahahaha

[TVPDesign]

Lol Phil Doaust totally Owned!!

[TVPDesign]

Tim you are a fucking Legend!

[guitarbeast25]

13 people don't know genius

[matcus5]

'yeah i wanna make your children watch you eat your own face meat;

tim.. love you. :L

[wlbeachboy72]

i might know one of phil's relitives O.o

[Eyewash03]

@wlbeachboy72 If it was me I would figure that shit out quick!

[camisadokiller666]

Hahaha, Phil you have been well and truly owned.

[gemmaarrowsmith]

Tim, can you do a song like this for Jennifer McGregor as well please? Thank you. (PS You're awesome.)

[molliejxx]

i love it!!!! its so depressin but so cheery at the same time! :D

[ThingsWeSaidToday]

you know, sometimes it hits me how amazing Tim Minchin is as a musician. I mean, I'm going along laughing my arse off at his lyrics, and then, for example, the chorus of this song pops up. That's a bloody good melody, there!

[weterr123]

Tim is awesome as always. I have done some covers; and also a tutorial for Inflatable You. Any pianists on here, let me know what you think

[jimlad87]

@weterr123 just checked out your cover (inflatable you) and it was pretty good!

...though the way your always looking into the camera kinda made me self-concious, i had to scroll off the to keep listening. Maybe it's my issue, but was still weird. Great cover though :)

[weterr123]

@jimlad87 haha, you should check out my version of Ten Foot Cock, it'll freak you out lol!! Took a week of practising to look into the camera for 90% of it

[gazlsos]

Fuck You Phill Daoust

[manukickars]

i Bet that Phil is the one that disliked this video and he is sad enough to do it 13 times but then again he is a journalist so has nothin better to do.

[rtjshuffle]

phil doast is a jenoulist that brang down tim for years but now hes populor

[tegrenath]

@rtjshuffle *journaloust

[NoelFielding4ever]

is the chorus the same tune as another song? it sounds familiar. if it is please tell what song it is. :D

thanks

xxxx

[NoelFielding4ever]

is the chorus the same tune as another song? it sounds familiar. if it is please tell what song it is. :D

thanks

xxxx

[NoelFielding4ever]

I FOUND PHIL DAOUST's EMAIL i NO I HAVE ALREADY SAID THIS BUT IF THAT COMMENT WITH THE EMAIL IN IT GET DELETED AS SPAM JUST SENT ME A MESSAGE AND I'L BE GLAD TO GIVE YOU HIS EMAIL

[xdavidxGR]

just love this song, simple but catchy and fuckingg funny :D

[logo333]

i have been a fan since phill daoust review, i remember coming accross it and looking into it to see what he is like, i loved tim then and still do, and now he has built up a steady fan base like he deserves, hes amazing at piano and making songs, and this song made me LOL, i bought the new album with out looking at the back and when i heard the lyrics i was rolling on the floor, i congratulate tim for getting his own back on the journelist. x

[HoboBombIt]

Grey Dew !

[AimeePagie]

i have just red that review and wooo go tim stick it to that prick !!!

[ryanmooney92]

check out my profile for a live video of this song

[finehomemadewine]

Well, you know how it is with art critics- they just made job from shitting bitterness out off their poor childishly envious brains on the little joy there is in the world instead of try to do something themselves. Who cares about their opinions when everyone can see how briliant Mr. Minchin is! I totally love Tim Minchin. ..By the way who is that Phil Daoust, I´ve never heard of him???

[LovesTheBeatXX]

.Ding Dang Ding Dang Dong,This is my Phil Doust Song, Everybody sing along,Tra-lalalalalala,I hope something you love catches on fire. Phil,Ding Dang Dong.I've written you this special song, to show how far I've come along-in my efforts to be more mature in the face of negative feedback.You fucking poo-face. ♫ haha, love this man! ^^

[whapango]

I'm pretty sure the last 743 views of this video have been because of me :p

<3 Tim.

[dannykristof1994]

bet Phil regrets that review now... Minchin Rules!

[Bazza598]

i was one of the first audience members he tested this on!!!!!

[xxIreneCaffeine]

I absolutely love this man and his music. Never gets old.

[chrisofnottingham]

Tim pwns Phil Daoust

[budap001]

Tim said, about this review, "the reason insults hurt us so much is because on some level we feel thats truer than compliments."

(Google "Andrew Denton Tim Minchin for full interview :) )

[Luubelaar]

So eloquently put, Tim. I think it's, deep down, pretty much what every artist wants to say to those who give them negative critiques. Nice one. :)

[6Chizz9]

guardian[dot]co[dot]uk/stage/2­005/aug/16/comedy

[WammyHouseReject]

Love this song so much...! 8D Tim M is a GENIUS!!

[JellyKimSugarBoom14]

Oh my Feking days 1:16 !!!

Yummay Tummay!

[JellyKimSugarBoom14]

LOVE THIS

[catbell69]

IN YOUR FACE (meat) PHIL DAOUST!

You've been owned by a man with an infinitely more talent you!

you really are a F*CKING POO FACE!

[qwertyman362]

journaloust

[rachey11]

hahaha

[smittybang]

you fucking poo face

[frikkus]

haha, when I googled 'Phil Daoust' the first entry was in fact related to this song and Tim. Sucked in Phil, still coming in second.