Better Living Industries - Fact News - Government Flies

[luciousllama]

Hello? Has anyone seen a little girl with red hair? She's called Power Line. She'll be in battery city. She's only 10. If you find her, save her, please! ... Please.

-'Lectric Death

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[corianderdolphin2]

@luciousllama I'm Sorry i havent seen her, if i find her, i'm sure i'll let you know, or other killjoys will! :)

[corianderdolphin2]

or you can just use insect repellent? if not, Smash up the fucking flies with dah squatter!

Stay beautiful! Keep it ugly!

Midnight Flame

[Juicyfy]

Sudden hatred for flies. From now on I kill them all. Gonna shoot these draculoids before they get me ;)

~ Cyanide Flame

[MissScarnie]

destroy...all...flies...now!

~bloody mad-hatter

[UnicornioDorgado]

Suddenly I fucking hate flies, MockingBird is running to california with a splatter RIGHT NAO

[JamesFuckingFord]

Kill ALL the flies!

[hirandomgirl123]

hmmm.... theres a fly right next to me

*splat* time to go zone 6. anyone want a ride my bike is black with purple stripes

[1994prock]

THIS IS STOLEN! seriously though, love mcr and all, but this is on the video game state of emergency...

[brittygirlnc]

@1994prock They've said that a lot of the Killjoy universe is based off of video games that they play. So that's more than possible. I've never played the game, so I don't know. I've heard the concept of government-made spy flies before, so I don't know for sure....

~Insanity Vyce

[anonymousowa1]

Government property? You mean our property? I was under the impression that we the people built and own this nation.

~Rebel Diplomat

[TheLongrangeshooter]

Were the hell are these flys being released??? *picks up flamethrower* ambush time :)

[merchelittlemonster]

Ok, I'm spanish, I usually understand all the videos, but this is too much D:

[xxPoisonDrummerxx]

@merchelittlemonster Industrias que viven mejor ha enviado moscas espía y le está diciendo a la gente no para aplastar moscas más porque si romper un espía volar podrían recibir una multa de medio millón de dólares de ser condenado a 30 años de prisión. (lo siento si esto no tiene mucho sentido, yo uso Google Translate)

[Ascending567]

-in the shower-

Me: "WHAT? There's a fly in here! How can i tell if it's a real one, or a camera??? Oh god...hmm....well it looks..but THIRTY years...someone spying...hmmm....-goes on like that for an hour-

In BL/ind; Korse: -looking through spyfly at naked pondering me: "EHEHEhehehheh...no one knows the REAL reason we made these things...yeehehehheheheh...

Me:"...So if i kill it, i'd be risking serious punishment...but then again, some pervert could be-a-watchin...

Korse: YEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

[666settheworldonfire]

Looks like I need to keep up my rigorous training in fly-swatting.

-Atomic Diamond

[mickey48412]

*Me and my Mom Sitting in living room*

Me: *Puts on the Video**

Mom: DAMN IT!!! NOW IM GOING TO PRISION!!

Me:uhmm Mom.?

Mom: What!?

Me: This is fake you know...

Mom: THANK GOD!!



[Moonshadows22]

i just killed 7 flies. damn it, guess im heading back into Zone 6.

-Blue Ivy

[10max1100]

@Moonshadows22 heading there now need a ride?

[Moonshadows22]

@10max1100

nah. id like to see these bastards try to find me, *grins* you hear the Korse, ya stupid, Charlie Brown wanna be Sonofabitch! gotta fly Killjoys. keep running

-Blue Ivy

[BellethielDaugon]

It's like Big Brother. O.o Only worse, since those flies can be EVERYWHERE. They're much scarier than telescreens! And you get arrested and fined for squashing them.

[vickyluvsyahlol]

SOLID! I LOVE SMASHING FLIES!!! COME GET ME BRO! -VICTORIOUS VENOM!!!!

[NastjaEatsYourTeddy]

*squashes a fly* COME, CATCH ME AND KISS MY ASS BL/ind!

[frankenthemalin]

I love this guy xD

[RandomfitsofPanic777]

*Picks up lime green laser gun* So are you gonna get that fly or am I?

[hirandomgirl123]

ATTENTION ALL My Chemical Romance FANS

On December 26th (before if you can't make it) we will all watch Na Na Na in honor of the greatest band ever’s glory. Let's give them the best present ever: the highest viewed video on YouTube!! Let's give them what they deserves and what Justin Bieber does not deserve to have!

Copy and paste to all My Chemical Romance videos and all music videos let's get this noticed quickly!

THUMBS THIS UP MY Chemical Romance can remove justin bieber

[ariamelissa]

Am I the only one that's noticed that a lot of bands are making albums in the theme of 1984 by George Orwell?

[Enyawilko1]

I just swatted a fly.

COME AT ME BRO, KILLJOYS FTW!

[circusgothicaTV]

-squashes fly- oops!! xD COME AT ME BL/ind!!!!!

[xXWhiteTiger21Xx]

is it just me or does this kinda look like mikey with his old glasses?

[misicequalslife]

notice how his hair changes from0:31 to 0:33

[xxPoisonDrummerxx]

@misicequalslife I didn't notice that before, thanks for pointing it out, that's quite funny

[XxAmberKilljoyxX]

Who cares? I'll smash every fly i see.

They'll have to catch me to put me in jail >:3

~*Dangerous Amber*~

[xxPoisonDrummerxx]

Have you noticed that the killjoy logo is a spider. It probably wasn't the best idea to use spy flys then

-- Poison Drummer out--

[TheMeerkatSquirrel]

Oooops! I have a fly trap... I bet it's chomped down LOADS of government property :) Who cares about 30 years in prison, they'll have to catch us first ;)

- Venom Detonator

[spazattackification]

Person 1: "What are you in for?"

Killjoy: "I smashed a fly."

Person 1: "You a killjoy?"

Killjoy: "Keepin it' ugly since BL/ind. took over."

Person 1: "GET ME OUTTA HERE."

[SecondStar237]

my mom was about to kill a fly earlier...i yelled "no mom! you'll get 30 years in prison!" she was like "what the fuck is wrong with you" then killed it..

[Loveismydeath666]

Who else is planning on grabing a whole bunch of fly swatters next time we pick up some more ammo?

Keep making noise Killjoys

-Kamikaze Kitty

[MKGPro]

@Loveismydeath666

Deffinatly! Ammo bugspray sticky paper and flyswatters!!

~BOLD SYTEMS~

[Swedishperson206]

im hitting them flies right now

~dead joker

[MusicEqualsLife456]

BL/ind

We will get you

Purple Cyanide

[YouClickedYourHeels]

BL/ind... You are so sad it makes me laugh.

Hope you die,

~Chaotic Bliss.

[DiamondAtomic]

The only news? BL/ind is deluded...

Atomic Diamond

Currently in hiding.

[ROCKSTARLyndsey]

*letter to fact news*

Screw you.

With hate,

Revolver Posion

[SuperAlice1901]

dang sorry guys my crews mision to break in and destroy the flys faild and im ashamed (u.u)'

but atleast destroing them is easy peasy pumking pie mutherfuckers!!!!!

~ KillerChoirKid

[Lotto15719]

Right that's it, every time I see a fly, i'm going to try twice as hard to squish the bugger JUST incase it's BL/IND property

[pinkjedimaster]

psh! man screw that, if i see a fly, imma kill it

[LeanneEchelonLeto]

Today in class, someone tried to squish a fly, so I shouted "STOP! You may be destroying government property!" and everyone went quiet. XD

[RhapsodyMonochrome]

Better go buy more fly sticky traps....

~Neurotix Rock&Roller

[AmyTheJawsTerminator]

oh god... I have flies all over in Zone 1B... I need to alert the Fabulous Killjoys later. Keep it ugly, killjoys!

~Danger Star

[ur1bigestfan]

*BROADCAST FROM ZONE *

pfft,

dont worry about those flies, or fines, killjoys,

those damn things arnt able to survive in these radio active waves of zone 6

keep watching for those draculoids, those basterds are the only thing we really have to worry about

xoxo

Trash Angel

[musicismylifeliveit]

@MissSirNeko Yes, Yes i am.

[hirandomgirl123]

AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

there are millions of flies outside my house

*door breaks in* get away flies or i'll kill you

*silence8 i just died

[Xxlillie123xX]

Anybody else notice that BL/ind spells blind???

[musicismylifeliveit]

@MissSirNeko O_O <.< HOW DARE YOU!?!?!?!??!

[ParanoiaBreak]

oh great! now i owe BLI bout 7 billion

[LeaveLikeTheSane]

Huh. No wonder there was a fly buzzing around my head a few minutes ago.

[WannabeDirectorKid]

My cat just killed a fly. GO THALIA!!!!

[thecookie257]

0:02 FAGGOT FACE XD

[thecookie257]

00:2 faggot face XD

[heartgernadeidiot]

my dog eats flies, he's a little killjoy lol <3

[0ChocoMimi0]

I haven't swatted a fly since I've seen this.

[0sexiest0nerd0]

The awkward moment when your cat swats a fly and you fall to your knees and say "No! Leave it alone, Max! You'll get thirty years in prison!" and he just looks at you like "What the actual fuck?"

[FalloutBadger]

Now im afraid of flies :P

[FalloutBadger]

@rcpilot14 holy crap i never thought of that before

[rabbidDuck29]

Oh no....there's a fly staring at me through my back door!!!

Oh, nevermind! My dog just ate it! .......where does that leave my dog?

[coffeeadict13]

i knew that fly was following me yesterday . . . . .

[mcrfreako1011]

why does this guy remind me of mikey??

[HalfwolfLando]

30 years for every fly killed.... Lets see.... Carry the 9....... I'll get around 267 years.*smashes 5 more* 282.

[WannabeDirectorKid]

*Looks around.*

No flies. They havn't found me.

Yet.

-Glorious Weekday

[TeamTimBlack]

SHIT u kno sometimes flies go in your bathroom? then how am i not supposed to squash their tiny perverted bodies?

[lovelaterlivenow123]

Am i the only one who thinks that in a few years from now this could actually happen?

[xxPoisonDrummerxx]

@lovelaterlivenow123 Nope, me too.

[MonkeysGoBananas1234]

@lovelaterlivenow123 no, i was watching this with my friend and i was like we could be living like this in a couple years

[lovelaterlivenow123]

@MonkeysGoBananas1234 ya like seriously now they make fucking neuro water that like... im not even gonna go there. its kinda freaking me out

[lenorekillyou]

@lovelaterlivenow123 I also think the same

[10max1100]

@lovelaterlivenow123 Trust me I'm only 13 and I'm pretty damn straight this is what its coming down to.

-Psycho Zealot

[lovelaterlivenow123]

@10max1100 Ya, i know im 15. and the way our society is "progressing" i have a deffinate feeling this could happen.but i wont be a part

[10max1100]

@lovelaterlivenow123 If it is to happen im going to be a killjoy no doubt im not kissing ass to them. We work our ass off and they dont do jack for us so forget em..

-Psycho Zealot out

[LotteBoo]

killjoys, lets go out and smash some flys!!! remember, THE AFTERMATH IS SECONDARY!!!! ♥♥♥

[Lisacide]

YAY! We're getting spied on by flies! Too bad none of you thought of fly spray. If you spray a robot fly with fly spray, it won't see what you're doing and you won't kill it so no jail or million dollar fine. BL/ind, f*ck you ;]

-Elektro Kitty

[LoverOfMusic4ever1]

@Lisacide Good thinking :P I wish I would have thought of that

[Kittikattichick]

I just saw a fly go by...

[XxEpicsausexX]

o.o... I get sent to prison or have to pay 1,000,000 dollars because I killed a fly...

~Cyber Luck

[XXanotherlovestoryXX]

heres my question how do they know it was you if you wore a mask. HAHAHA TAKE THAT BL/IND!!

-gasoline diemond

[GasolinePurified]

...... dude... im soo goin to jail for this ( kills fly that saved life after watching bl/ind thought adjustment)

[Roxona728]

So does that mean I'll get sent to prison if I kill a fly....I don't care it's trying to eat my food. DIE FLY!!!

[LenoreAndMcrAreBeast]

f*ck! there be flies all up in my room, guys, THEIR ON TO ME!!! ON TO ME I TELLZ YA!

[TheCoffeAndCreamShow]

Hmm, im still waiting for the government to come and put me in jail for 3514898845 years.

[kirat97]

i have the urge to go kill a fly now and yell "WHAT NOW?!!!?!?" XD

[frankwright3]

*Cough cough* NERD *cough cough*

Ya know I literally just killed a fly right now...

[thekidwith1eye]

the zones are prison!!

[AddonexusAquila]

i was wondering why they were getting bigger...

[randomearthworm159]

wow i'd b in jail for about 3.5 billion years i gope they feed me plastic surgery :)

[BabyVheartBiebs]

Geez there are flies everywhere in my house! xP -Lil' Rock

[sk8apunkgirl]

oh shiiit there were flies everywhere !!! theyre on to us Dr.D

-blood monster (lol name generator)

[sk8apunkgirl]

@sk8apunkgirl yay i made my own

-toxic revenge

[yugiohinsanity]

For the third time. "The flies will have advanced camera systems and reproductive technology."

Because what we all need is fly porn.

~ Stereophonic Aftersho- Why are we doing this? I mean, do we all need to write our Killjoy names?

[sallycullen0209]

@yugiohinsanity I guess...

-Skyscraper

[BabyVheartBiebs]

@sallycullen0209 the fly thing is really creepy imagine it was actually true! xP -Lil' Rock

[sallycullen0209]

@BabyVheartBiebs yes! I mean they are all over us at lunch...now I have another reason to kill 'em! I <3 U sis!

-Skyscraper

[BabyVheartBiebs]

@yugiohinsanity your comment should be at the top! xD -Lil' Rock

[sallycullen0209]

@BabyVheartBiebs I support you!

[hpntlove]

I can't make it past 0:02 without having to pause cause I'm having a laugh attack

[MasterOfSuckage]

Oh look, a fly on my wall. Lemme just go get the...

-Agent Dynamite

[1VampireWolf]

Hmm.. *A fly lands on my arm, I stare at it and it completely oblitrates into a trillion pieces*

~ScarecrowSerialSlaughterer.

[JanaeWay126]

HA... I'm glad I bought another fly swatter.

~Adrenaline Revolver

[yugiohinsanity]

I'm just writing to put my Killjoy name at the end

-Stereophonic Aftershock

[dragonpopsicles101]

Actually, this isn't such a far-fetched thing. I realize MCR intended it as a sarcasm and as a bit of fiction, but it's coming true. Go search up "daily mail military drone disguised as hummingbird" and read the article. There are sources that say that the Pentagon would like to create drones in the shape of insects too and put them in residential areas "for better security." BLI may be fiction, but there's elements of it in real life.

[yugiohinsanity]

@dragonpopsicles101 The Daily Mail? What else is new?

[SuperFan241]

I destoryed a bunch of flies today

-Skeleton Scream

[GerardRockMyWorld]

Screw BLI!!!!!!!!

- Black Pegasus

[OMGNARUSAKU]

Grr, I am now on alert for any flies in my area. BLI shall not take me down!

~Demolition Fire

[lylejon1]

guess who just bought a fly trap 8)

[Hetaliafan1111]

I'm soo smashing all those flies flying around my house and getting a venus flytrap what are they gunna do come after me?

~Toxic Asylum~

[ScorpiaStudent]

I left flies alone until now, but there's always time to change! Screw you, BLI.

-Reaction Acid

[wombagoonda]

there is a fly buzzing around my room at this very moment... sooo tempting.

[hirandomgirl123]

now i hav another use 4 my baseball bat(built in knife)

XD

screw the goverent they have never done anythin now they want to perve on us

KILL THE FLIES !!!!!!!!!!!

[NeverShoutNeverharmo]

i find this funny hahahahah :)

[bonz1164]

I thought i was safe here, but apparently not. too many flies. ahah well ive got a fly swatter... FUCK THE GOVERNMENT!!! DIEEEE FLY!! DIEEE!!!!

- Nuclear Vertigo

[0sexiest0nerd0]

Uh-oh... as a ***vegetarian*** Killjoy I am now very, very conflicted... do I kill the fly? Do I kill the fly? WHAT SHOULD I DO TO THE MOTHERFUCKING FLY?!

[yugiohinsanity]

Hey! That guy is wearing MY JEANS!!!

*sits down*

Yeah....

[cookingboy3]

*Builds land based anti-fly turret* *Activates* *Many laser blasts fire.* I achieved my goal.

[MinamimotosGirl]

...*splat*

--Sparx Wavehead :D

[TigFran]

I love the fact MCR are taking this so seriously! :L

[yugiohinsanity]

Am I the only one that listened when he said "Advanced camera system and reproductive technology"?

Uhhh, fly porn anyone?

[Chihuhah10]

man.. that makes me feel violated.... cause they follow you EVERYWHERE seeing you do EVERYTHING... which makes me feel worse...

[StaticVenom]

Dear Anyone here looking for clues about what happened to fellow Killjoy, Cryptic Chaos,

I've looked already and haven't found anything that may give away her whereabouts. So it's no use looking. -Static venom

[XxBlackParade4evaxX]

Now I have a strange urge to kill every fly I see..... *sees fly* DIE MOTHER FUCKER DIE *arm flails fly* HAAAA TAKE THAT BL/ind!!!! oh shit.. it was a real fly O_o AHH who gives a fuck they all need 2 die anyway, including BL/ind!!!! KILLJOYS 4EVER!! :P

- Wolfblood Angel

[PurpleandBlackPandas]

BL/ind spells blind=)

[PurpleandBlackPandas]

BL/ind spells blind

[PurpleandBlackPandas]

I swear i will now smash every fly i see

~Bulletproof Revolver

[MissCookieMonster02]

KILL BL/IND PROPERTY!! DIE FLY DIE! SEE YOU IN HELL!

[BleacherShotz]

oh, so that's why my dog eats flies!!

[Emokitty219]

Oh hey lookie, a fly! Well, wouldn't wanna be destroying any govern-DIE YOU FLY AHHHHHHH *SMASH SMASH SMASH* SCREW YOU BLI AHAHAHAHAHA

-- Mercury Murder

[suriohma109xoxo]

*sees a fly* well i dont want to go to jail cuz i want hang out wt gerard no more

*picks up 2 cats* DIE BL/IND DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEE *throws cats every where* DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­E * sees a fly* as the killjot i am i must fart on it *farts* -digital muderer

[aliensreunite]

Okay... flies... do not swat... got it...

DIE FLIES DIIIIIIIE MUST DESTROY GOVERNMENT PROPERTY

-- The Alien

[IamMoaningMyrtle]

These surveillance flies look like any old fly, you fly? OK so I'm not to swat them? OK, promie :)

*sees fly*

DIE, MOTHAFUCKER, DIE! SCREW YOU BL/IND!

[mysupasmileyface]

so this is why my cat talks to flies..

[1120jasmine]

*swat*

Suck it BL/ind!! :D

- Sodium Sunshine :P

[yugiohinsanity]

Hang on, if they have cameras and reproductive technology, does that mean we see fly porn?

[KilljoyDeathAngel]

OHMYGOD! There's a fly... Must. Kill. BLind. Property...

Bulletproof Candy :)

[aangfangirl]

Someone toss me a swatter and some epic tennis shoes. ;)

[StaticVenom]

FFFFFFFFF before I heard about this, I didn't understand why ther were so many flies around.. I didn't do anything about them. I think my locations been found out now, so I might not be around for a while... see ya killjoys

xoxo, Static venom

[AstroZombienator]

No way am I swatting flies no more. Their memory chips could remain intact, or worse, so could they. Grab your Ray Guns and start blasting.100% effective against an shit BLI throws at us.

Cobalt Black, of Zone 4 signing off.

[idanceinslowmotion]

Look alive sunshines. Here is a short message from Zone 3.

I have never swatted so many flies in my entire life. Magician had to fix my arm. Zone 3 is close to Battery City so We are considering moving away from here.

*JuV hall* #The Mazing Magian#

[Javizzzz2]

>>>>>>>>>>KALLING ALL KILLJOYS>>>>>>>>> Whats up my Killjoys. Get some breakfest. Eat soem butter and get a swatter. WERE GOING FLY SWATTING

-Killjoy MIracle Parade

[idiotfiles]

One nation, under CCTV.

[AmberrAdrenalinee]

Hey All Killjoys! Grab Your Flyswatters >:DD

[maddog7812]

ah shit. There gonna find us now, killjoys!

[TheMayhemMonkey]

Half a million? 30 years? Daammmm! Why don't you just make 'em look kinda robotic?

[jessicaarMCR]

my dog eats flie<lolable:D

[SorchaAukje]

Whahaha, i just figured last month all birds were survallaince cameras of sinterklaas (in usa: santa klaus)

Half a million, 30years xD You're the bomb if you kill one.

[Deadstar6277]

There was a fly in my room this morning...

[greenday12521]

is that Mikey Way

[MegerHexer]

i haven't seen a fly in months :S

[JeAmourTo]

@MegerHexer Me neither! XD

[XxLoco4CocoxX]

i just killed a fly...

FUCK IM GOING TO JAIL!

[UndeadCrayon]

LOL I killed a fly this morning =]

[gdbilliejoe4evr]

..30 years in prison for killing a fly, huh? ..ouch.

im really slow or something, because i just realized that bl/ind looks like blind.. haha

[sclewan]

@gdbilliejoe4evr Lol its ok it took me a few months for my girlfriend to tell me after she first saw the logo XD

[pinkpunkepanda]

@gdbilliejoe4evr yeah your slow XD but no worrys ;)

[monuke]

@FurtheringPhilosophy Yes, yes. International news, UN conferences, headlines, world events... these things are forgotten too quickly. But nobody ever forgets unrelated youtube comments on videos that only die hard fans of a specific band watch.

my kiljoy name is wolf runner ! i know it sux