Robert Pattinson on Jimmy Kimmel Live PART 3

[amargeaux]

That little SLUT!!! XD

[BeautyByElodie]

STFU LADY

[TherSaChange]

lol even if robert says ''pudding'' that woman would laugh

[AugustineEmmeline]

LOL 'Water for Cougars.'

[peachie0keen]

So that's you, the diseased antelope?

bahahahha

[forevertheone100]

Why is he so funny????? Ugh I keep on peeing my pants xD

[forevertheone100]

I just laughed so hard when rob said the guy who jumped on the train was basically a hobo idk why XD

[ARRandAGR55]

lol 2:19 <33333

[flyingjollyroger29]

omg his face :):) 2:20 ahahhahahahaha

[cine6teen]

That awkward moment when they showed a Twilight mom holding a poster with the word cougar on it.

[Petsister]

Water for Cougars? OMG.... 

[LoveJohnnyDeppNRPatz]

Gosh! I love him. Not only is he gorgeous but he's so nice. He takes time to sign autographs and even take pictures. The paps follow him everywhere and he keeps his cool. There's only 2 actors that I love and adore... Robert Pattinson and Johnny Depp!! You go Rob with your hot bad self!!

P.S. That woman laughing is very annoying. LOL

[LucysDailyVideos]

everyone prefers Taylor but I love robert because he is proper masculine and sexy where as Taylor had to work for hem muscles

[TheJ4nzku]

I read all these comments of the "annoying woman with an annoying laugh" and I cracked bad when I heard it myself.

[KissMuahhh]

Robert Pattinson nih aku yg punya tauuuuuuuuu............

[gedasss69]

there's a monkey in the audience ;D

[nicoles1998]

love the 2.20 when he imitates an antilope ~! lol

[Robsessed171]

I kept rewinding the diseased antelope face at 2:18, and every single time I laughed so hard. I'm surprised my sister in the next room didn't come and check on me.

[misscanuck917]

his interviews are so epic!

[ashleyw731]

Lol at the ladies with the Water for Cougars signs...

[ducheswannabe]

haha now both teams are team jacob :-)

[UMakeMeWannaLaLa07]

That woman with the crazy laugh/squeal.

[kittykatty342]

LMAO PAUSE AT 2:20!!! DERP FACE!!

[xmrsjosephadamjonasx]

diseased antelope LMAO i peed my pants

[ECLARE704]

Hahaha the diseased antelope face lmfao

[JustJessicah0287]

Oh my gosh, that one laugh that sticks out in the background.

[feljaj]

Who knew someone from hufflepuff could be this cool?

[iamcalmanditsdoctor]

@feljaj i FIND him to be very appealing.

[VioletDiamond42]

OHMYSNAPE HIS EXPRESSIONS AND ACTIONS!!! SOOOO HILARIOUS!!! XDDD

[TonkaMiss14]

Am I a team Edward or a team Jacob now? :S

[carinah1236]

what does Jimmy say at 1:42

when Robert says "which was probably in more movies than any of the other stars..."

then Jimmy says "Oh really... SOMETHING" what is that something? :P

haha thanks

[im1533]

@carinah1236 Jimmy says ''Oh really...a veteran'' ;)

[carinah1236]

@im1533 omg, thank you so much

this is such a relief :P 

[oOoVampiresoOo]

there is no vampires in this movie and to drive everyone crazy you play a guy named Jacob, so the teams are all screwed up! LOL

[gAssassin26]

That slut! xD

[poddersgirl1]

Those screeching 'cougars'... Shhhhhh!

[DaniellaValerijax3]

i love his awkwardness and how he is COMPLETELY different from edward cullen :)

[kyleskoog]

hit 3



[MsChilliheatwave]

2:19 funniest thing ive saw in a while... Robert makes me laugh!! love himmm <3

[Welcome01213]

I'm laughing at the donkey laugh from the audience lmfao!

[iluvzjustinb1100]

He is just. . .sexy!

[sidthekid369]

He is just... amazing :D

[thecottingleyfairy]

water for elephants made me a rob fan. he really impressed me!

[JennyR510]

ROBERT PATTINSON is the Most Beautiful, Funniest, && Most Down To Earth Person EVER! I don't care what ANYONE says! I <3 him to death!!!

:DD

[dejjz94]

3:13 haha aw best face

[randompickles3]

YEAH HOMELESS HOARDER!

[5MYG3N]

Press 5 for epic face.

Press 7 for laugh.

[5MYG3N]

Keep pressing 5. Lmao

[Allmypets100]

2:18 is HILARIOUS!

[palpatine17]

I'm so jealous that he gets to make out with Kristen Stewart in real life!!!

[chickadoodle207]

OMF at the one woman's hienic laugh ! >.<

[mebetaty97]

@HerroPooh i don't think it's so much losing his english accent. he's probably saying it that way so that people understand him and don't think he's an idiot for pronouncing it wrong.lol

[inam95]

Hahah, Rob's awesome!

[dakotaneo]

even i awed at that elephant line. love you eddy! heeeeh! vampire noise

[johnplayersstandard]

haha...she was acting the same with every one else...i know some girls like that...

[johnplayersstandard]

Holy crap...for real thought he reminds me of my self...it's kind of sad really but he's british and rich.

[pinsi87]

1. Does Rob seem less awkward during this interview?

2. Does he sound more Estuary in this interview? (rather than RP)

[ronaynay10]

hes soo freaking cute i could eat him i wish i could be in movies with him just for a kiss lol

[91kima]

at 0.29 he was thinking if there was vampires in water of the elephant!!!! he is so funny

[Amberella001]

I'm jealous of an elephant

[carinah1236]

he's such a funny guy, honestly, he has a brilliant personality

haha i love how he makes Jimmy laugh too :P

[ashleyw731]

I love how he ruins the ending of the movie unintentionally lmao♥ he was like "which, the uh jumping off the train i mean uh getting pushed off the train" Now we all know someones getting their ass pushed off a train. Lmao he's adorable though<333

[anisr9]

hello Mr clown Pattinson

[Twilighter227]

I loved his face at 2:19 lol creaased!! :L

[fadzura36]

ROB keep making weird faces haha funny

[misslilylovesyou9]

jumpping off the tra.. oh being pushed off the trian..erm, i said introduce it not ruin the ending!

[partygirl209]

he seems like such a funny guy!!

[903lexisoccer]

omg that annoying lady with the laugh :-(

[BustedBitchXD3]

2:18 MY FAVOURITE PART I LOVE ROB :DDDD

[ducheswannabe]

I COULDN'T GET MY EYES OPEN WHILE WATCHING THIS VIDEO,I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD :-D

[Karen77407]

ooh es tan lindo y divertido... :-D

[007LuisFigo]

hes so cool about everything and hes funny and hes hot, and his hair; well he doesnt need to do anything to his hair. ever. i think hes the only guy who can pull off looking damn amazing whilst having hair in the shape of a small tree. :') <3

[injectedlove]

omg move away from america. zeeeebra? ZEBRA!

[chandlerisme23]

I believe that i am in love with robert pattinson. too bad he's ten years older than me. :/

[Rgaal14]

Haha i love to watch his interviews :):)

[beyoncefan245]

that little slut:) lmao

[Utada379]

I wish the one chick with the annoying as fuck laugh would shut up. Every time. >:0

[leahnicole08]

when i hear comments about rob and kristen being so "unreal and unattached to their roles", I just want to smack them in the face really hard. they are my babies, and I love them dearly. i have fallen in love with their characters and them. such beautiful people in the celebrity world.

[missDiamondgirl55]

SPOILER:I SAW THE MOVIE AND HE DOESNT GET THROWN OFF THE TRAIN

[xGreenGirl25x]

@missDiamondgirl55 You didnt say alert!

[ImYoUrNiGhTMaRe100]

Really funny, he seems really down to earth! And I truly love his smile :)

[frippensofia]

I think he is really funny and awesome in every way!

[AdorkableAJ]

@ 3:49 & 4:27 made me laugh so hard that I peed!! xD

[nanniesparrow]

that little slut! jajajaja

[kol4lyf]

He's actually hilarious, wish people would recognise him as a real person instead of seeing him as Edward. Amazing person, so down to earth and easily pleased. Love him.

[DashielDraven]

2:20 was sooo funny... never thought he could be that pleasure to watch. He is so naturely, funny... he is so awesome. I never thought that he would be such a great person, too...

[01twiharder]

That is one lucky Elephant

[sup3rtraamp]

i personally don't think he's very attractive (physically, i mean) but his personality is what turns me on A LOT.

[iamkenia]

He seems very laid back.

[TimothyADonaghue]

I honestly think he's neither "gorgeous" nor all that interesting... a little bit dorky actually...

[BustedBitchXD3]

@TimothyADonaghue than why are you here to watch an interview of him?

[KwniStewart]

I'm on Team Jacob!

(Jankowski of course!!!) ;P

[penelope2788]

keep pressing 2 it sort of turn me on and 5 is hilarious ;))))

[MakeMistakesxo]

2:17 - 2:20 HAHA! 

[heatha336]

'That little slut' haha!!

[moklarna]

press 7 HAHA that face!

[RpattzandKstew]

I meant 'the water for cougars' thing is gross. Not that women like him.

[hansmelb]

keep pressing 8, DJ pattinson in da house!

[cheesydarkside]

the way he says hobo is hilarious

[muffettspiderhater]

lol love how is is slowly losing his English accent lol....zeeeebra! haha

[nemoway]

Jimmy's hilarious..."That little slut! Hahahahaha"...best line ever! ;)

[finpank]

did the same 3 people dislike part 1 , 2 and 3 ??

[YungBetts]

@finpank It was TeamJacob

[nickv999]

press 4 repeatedly

[9milasmine]

CON'T...U do not have to 'die' at 42.I've always been young at heart.No need to make comments on something that u do not understand.Though there is definately going overboard with some people.I do not believe u can b in love with or hate someone u do not know. But, It is obvious to any person with an open-mind just how lovely Rob is as a human being.I personally thank him for being a wonderful distraction

[9milasmine]

I may not hold signs up with Water For Couger(s), but when those young ones who r calling this gross r older they may feel differenty.There r stories behind everything,so never judge.After my lovely 1st husband died of a heart attack&my not so lovely 2nd(ex)cheated, i truly have had no desire to try again.My kids r my life, but that does not mean i cant enjoy this genuine,sweet,shy,humble funny,witty,smart,charming,bea­utiful man for his personality,looks&talent both as an actor&musician...

[ivaniavelasquez]

2:18... i love him!!... he is so amazing..

[youartoyube]

jimmy's make-up is messed up....

[sophiethecat3]

Jealousy has never looked that good...and over an elephant no less!

[gumgirl93]

He doesn't know what water for elephants means?! Disappointing that he didn't read or at least didn't pay attention to the book...

[666neveragain]

@gumgirl93 he read the book. i read it too and have trouble remembering what it means haha

[hujimama478]

lol! press 5 repeatedly and it sounds like click, click, click and it looks like he's typing lol!

[pxcookie13]

hahaha rob is a diseased antilope xD

[wolfywox]

"NOOO!!" I think that's the part that I laughed at the hardest, and this entire interview was pretty funny. I love Jimmy, and Rob is just a sweet heart.

[memorablees]

Pressing 8 over and over, hahaha awesome!

[sarahxroxanne]

Christoph Waltz NAILS the accent.

[MEGO175]

Looks Like A Crab Is On His Head

[sladunkaAa]

the creepiest 5 seconds were when the video lagged on the retarted zebra 0.0

[Klavsu]

I keep pressing 5 over and over again.. but still funny

[memorablees]

@Klavsu Hahaha, that's actually hilarious! I couldn't stop, lol!

[gotohellpunk]

haha he's pretty funny

[joystixxify]

as much as i think these crazed teens and women are totally embarrassing (whether its over robert pattinson or justin bieber), at least with pattinson i can sort of understand why. he seems quite charming and funny. AND he's of age haha not like bieber who looks like a 5 yr old

[leesard17]

hes not that attractive. and even if you think he is, if youre an older women, have some class and behave like a woman. water for cougars? so trashy. embarrassing really. thank god my mom is so normal and classy. i would be embarrassed to have a mom like one of those ladies

[yaladystardust]

his laugh lmaoo 3:23

[xxxLitschyxxx]

is Robert british?

[bevz2nikki]

@xxxLitschyxxx lol seriously n no hes english i think the scotts and the irish resent that term never get em started lol

[Neskiili616]

who is this bitch laughin like a hyena on drugs in the background? this broad should be BANNED from laughing! lol :D especially on a show broadcasted live.... JEEZ lady :D

[gobaby30]

@Neskiili616 hyena on the drugs!!! haha..perfect word for the lady

[annabella391]

@Neskiili616 hahaha I thought I was the only one who noticed :-)

[HarpoonsforOwls]

I never knew he was so funny!

[BellaCullenRey]

she's a little slut!!!! XD hahhahahahahahahahahahahahahah­a

OMG LOL! XD hahahahahahaha Im dying! XD

He is so CUTE! specially when he says like.... i really want to visit her she lives in elephant's sanctuary.... awwww *.*¨!!!!!!! he is a doolll! and SO DAM WELL DONE! XD it's like how did his parent did him so perfectly GOOD!???? XD

[jimmbo13]

He has very nice facial bone structure...

[xGreenGirl25x]

@jimmbo13 did you have to specify his face............

[Bawbiedoll101]

HE MAKES ME SMILE :)

[iStalkTheBiebs]

hahaha hes so adorable :D

[doglover217]

are you kidding me? "water for cougars"? thats..pretty gross..

[doglover217]

2:19 oh my god...it was impossible for me to stop laughing at this haha. ohhh, rob.... ;)

[pirateofthehills]

he is actually becumin mo comfortable in interviews nw compared to b4...nd its cumin across aswell cs he is freakin funny lolz!!

[8sakuraleaf9]

@glitzyluvscandy14 your comment was probably the best i have ever read in regard to robert pattinson. especially the last part about the ladies his age ^^ lol

and yes...you are 12. you are allowed to act like that. you should take advantage of it. there is only a very limited window of time girls can act that way without being called crazy :D

[miadelacruz]

so funny! whatelse can u wish for! i love u rob

[cakequeen97]

LOL press 5 =P it is sooo funny

[hopfiguur]

Listen to the audience.. I swear.. there a chicken in it!!

[topolinna]

is it me or he sound really sexy when he says disaster at 01:07?

[KatieMURPHYY]

hahahahaha the zebra impression

[GearsDemon]

Fucking annoying laugh.

[NorthWeezy2010]

@GearsDemon allow her man, shes a witch

[JSWelch32]

Please stop that chipmunk laugh lady

[CullenLover421]

Rob always says he thinks of himself as a loner and awkward person, but he's funny, I kind wanna be friends with him. And YES move to Canada!!

[GinGaSlayAxX]

that laugh....worse than Horcruxes.

[thetrippiehippy]

"So thats you...the diseased antelope" : )

[TwilightDreamer813]

too weird that there are so many freaking crazy adult women in that audience going nuts for a guy like 20+ years younger than them :L don't blame them though! <3

[iwantorlando05]

@TwilightDreamer813 That is pretty freakin' sad. 

[obunkystaind]

press 7

[obunkystaind]

press 5.

[obunkystaind]

HAHAHAHAHAH lmfaooooo

[GLAMBERT1996]

"I said set it up not ruin the ending" ahahahha!!!

[aniabulrasheed]

How cute is he! 

[pattinsoncheeseburgs]

HAHAHAA XD omg his zebra inpretion!! Oh Rob!! LMAO That was the funniest thing of life!! @2:19 :D

[Modelcola]

SO. HOT.

[TaufiqSafdar]

He is honestly seems like one of the most down to earth/interesting celebrity. I'd love to have a one on one conversation with him :)

[twivamprob]

EEEP :) 

[tulipchic34]

How bloody nice is Rob. Is is such a pleasure to watch. The hosts love him too.  He is so natural and down to earth with all that craziness going on around him. Only makes him more appealing. Don't ever change Rob!

[latina4evaX7]

"That little slut!" LMFAOOO! THAT KILLED ME! I'M DYING!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!