SMBC Theater - Health Consultant!

[AT777T]

You can't get health insurance.

[SuperHealthyHealth]

Interesting.

[MrHeyheyhey27]

I would have loved to see the outtakes

[elleelleelle88]

hold 5 for hand gun (pew pew) ;D

[Bapteyes]

Best SMBC ever made. Hands down.

[oddyslay]

5 for "i had a std"

[Studerthenstud]

Press 8 for left to live

[boosh1988]

still the best one

[SchrodingersCake]

"Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilic­o­volcanoconiosis."

"...yis."

[Gamaliel87]

Anybody want a peanut?

[namessuak]

@Gamaliel87 AHHAHAHAHAHA

[evilblades]

@Gamaliel87 yes please, and i mean it.

[TonikHealthInsurance]

interesting videos. thanks for sharing information

[Ormesalypt]

should start a rap group.

[trekkiebaby]

WHAAAAAAT?!



[HeroicDolphin]

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilico­volcanoneurosis really sucks :/

[ilovemusicWIKA]

The new Dr. S rocks!

[JordanQueipo]

he died 3 seconds before he said he would

[YourXavier]

@JordanQueipo

He did say "...take or give".

[MadeOfCATS]

... Yis?

Best. Line. EVER.

[AgnosticCube]

Great rhymes xD



[Saiga6]

Start rhyming, touch him on the penis.

[chochets]

Ummm I loved this!!

[Twerty222]

James' death gurgle is disturbing. D:

[orannis0]

This is one of my favorites, along with their who's on first.

[CarrotAtHeart]

"..... yes"

[piglatin123]

BEST SMBC. EVER.

[CR4TES]

Hahaha... the closed caption "Transcribe" Beta is AWESOME... Examples:

...preteens want their kids...

...do you have an interest in the government estimate that you've got forty...

(transcribed from the part where James asks if Zach has Hepatitis C)

... building codified ordinances might recall that only a smidgen of this...

... both websites locomotive careers...

... what do you stop driving inoperable tumor in minor league...

... by co...

HAHA-- it's like a little fortune teller...

[BrizyComics]

I like the clean-shaven look and the short hair. You both look rather dashing. Oh, and this was funny, too.

[RomanoGiovanni]

Darkest Dr. Seuss story ever!

Also...wait till he dies of cancer, then touch him on the penis.

[HerrKivvy]

Personally, I love this one. It's one of my favorite SMBC Theaters ever.

[fdaen]

Watch this video while pressing the 4 key on your keyboard for invisible blowjob.

[ckannan90]

@fdaen I am pretty intrigued as to how u found this.

[Kgbrybik1]

@fdaen it didn't work D:

[Undomiel753]

fucking brilliant!

[Stantzs]

The joke kind of falls flat, but fat people are funny, so I like this.

[Imandote]

What did you do to your hair?

[shill8989]

Love this vid.

[TheNewDynasty]

hahaha, health insurance add, I fin that ironic.

[estonolodigo]

I didn't realize he was rhyming at first. :) Funny stuff.

[DarthJackson2]

WTF PRESS THE NUMBER KEYS WHILE THE VIDEO PLAYS. O_O

[BungeeRooster]

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilico­volcanoconiosis

Longest word in the dictionary!

[iamn00bforce]

That was fantastic.

[NotQuarex]

This is amazing.

[MRYichao]

Solid.

[B0REDZ]

lmfao xD

[ClevelandRock]

Click on the video to pause it. Now click it again to play. Now hold down the "4" key. Now hold down the "6" key. Now hold down the "7" key. You're welcome.

[ImAWaffleSauce]

@ClevelandRock

Great googlie mooglie, if you press 3, 5, and 7, there are ghost papers that move.

[voxiphiliac]

This may be my favourite SMBC theatre. So much love for this.

[ClevelandRock]

RIP Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991. Wait, someone else already made a Dr. Seuss comment? Ummmm… Touch him on the penis?

[stilwellx]

how long did it take to write that dialogue?

[stevenc123]

@stilwellx he wrote it on a napkin sitting on the bog.

[spaceninjaflapjack]

Oh, so that's how Dr. Suess died.

[Mynnia]

CC says "preteens want their kids". I wonder if its trying to get diabolical messages through to me. Or is that Zach trying to get diabolical messages through to me?

[crazyovru2000]

Waiting all this time for an orange joke... Still good.

[lordnocturne7]

Inoperable tumor in the brain lining... then touch him on the penis!

[ChalktheChase]

This is now my favourite SMBC Theatre yet.

[eausterberry]

that was the best one you've done yet

[chiske]

Next time put it with subtitles, please =(

[SuperStingray]

This is the closest I've ever come to wanting a brain tumor.

[DrunkenBlur]

the Blood Drool at the end adds a touch of class.

[3rdeye7thdimension]

Maybe the inoperable tumor would explain Kanye.

[oakear]

try the Transcribe Audio feature under closed captioning. It has so much trouble reading what Zach and James are saying, it says the CRAZIEST things lol

[SuzakuoftheSouth]

@oakear Lol, being bitten by a vampire bat was the only one they got right.

[Emiteal]

This one and last week's have been two of the finest yet! Way to go, guys. :)

[briandblanchard]

I'm wondering if you know that your SMBC THEATER logo is crooked?

Other than that and the audio cut at 0:46 , Great job!!! I love it! :D

[mrwagy]

Its a Good thing we live in a time where health insures love to rhyme

[rm06c]

I didn't think this was too bad, but I spent most of the time looking up the diseases o.o

[HaxxorsProduction]

@rm06c So then you go several causes of sneezes?

[NocturnaLucid]

It's weird when talent in some ares (say... comics) doesn't translate well into other areas.

[admiralzzyx]

Went out with a bang.

[diestupiddiestupid]

I watched this three times in a row. I love it 

[Soruyao]

GOOD TIMES.

[ArrioChain]

I think the short hair looks better.

[Elolzabeth]

Gufaaawhaw!

Awesome.

[chronosca3]

holy shit, holy shit, holy shit that was fucking perfect!

[nenxe]

Creative, liked it.

[stormbreaker123]

Nothing better than a good old rhyme-battle :D

[Totema1]

James? Without a beard?

[chupwn]

@Totema1 I know! So weird...

[Totema1]

@chupwn I wish his facial hair would have adhered.

[WiccanHighPriest0]

10 people have a different sense of humour than the 1,223 people who liked this video, which is perfectly acceptable in a free country where freedom of thought is allowed.

[heisanevilgenius]

@WiccanHighPriest0 Nice. :)

[SirDrFish]

@WiccanHighPriest0 ALSO THEY'RE JUSTIN BIEBER FANS LLOLOLOLUILUILKOLO

[runeman00]

@WiccanHighPriest0 Marry me

[dave82au]

@WiccanHighPriest0 Yeah, unlike those other countries, where you can be stoned to death for disliking a video on YouTube despite a majority of others enjoying it.

[SilentBlueDragon]

@WiccanHighPriest0 Because the internet = America

[WiccanHighPriest0]

@SilentBlueDragon I never said that

[Aeromalerial]

@SilentBlueDragon FUCK YEA!

[duo1666]

@WiccanHighPriest0 acceptable, but still makes them quite retarded and trolls.

[SAlpsu]

@WiccanHighPriest0 Internet isn't a country dude, there could be viewers from countries where freedom of thought is expressly forbidden.

[Martin2troll]

@SAlpsu

But it was created in a country that have freedom of thought. You can't really take in consideration

that someone who don't have that might watch the vid, if you did you couldn't upload crap.

[Buffoon1980]

@WiccanHighPriest0 Bwahahahaha! Aw man, that was definitely one of the best comments I've ever read on YouTube. Seriously, that was a breath of fresh air. Thank you.

[velikiradojica]

@WiccanHighPriest0

Internet is global jackass.

[Battleschnodder]

@WiccanHighPriest0 because we all know, the internet is located in america and doesnt exist in totalitary countries.

[TheWoodenKnight]

@Battleschnodder The internet was invented by benjamin franklin you hippy shithead.

[Battleschnodder]

@TheWoodenKnight who is a union of hundreds of clones who are INTERNATIONALY organized! Eat that!

[mrfishyfishy]

@WiccanHighPriest0 NO IT'S NOT! DESTROY THOSE WHO DARE TO DISAGREE WITH ME! MWAHAHAHAHAH!

[Mullahgrrl]

@WiccanHighPriest0 As is your mother.

[rybread32]

may be the funniest, if not only funny, smbc theater

[AsianAvocado]

Check this young man's health for cleanness - then you touch him on the penis.

[namwob0]

worried 'bout your bodies cleanness? Go and touch him on the penis!

[AustinWorthington]

"You fucking with me?"

"Do you have hepatitis C?"

"I've never had an STD."

"Then you've never fucked with me."

[achaziel]

Holy crap, Zach with short hair and shaved, never thought I'd see that before I die...

[afivedollarmilkshake]

so well written! good one guys

[Gig103]

Beautifully written!

[Kaluriel]

loved this video

[6turmovak]

the chubby guy looks a bit like oliver hardy

[dogfish314]

finally a video without the two or three people you have that horribly overact every scene... this one is great

[novahcac]

Orange has a rhyme, kinda, door hinge.

Lol

[DanRegalia]

Brilliance...simply brilliance.  Actually.. its kinda like Dr. Seuss meets House, but without the psycardosis reference or the lupis reference..

[DanRegalia]

Brilliance...simply brilliance.

[jubi13]

best video. no contest!

[SilentSamamander]

Love the pneumonoultramicroscopicsilico­volcanoconiosis reference. Longest word in the English language, if I'm not mistaken.

[courto]

Anybody want a peanut?

[VannahWilson]

LOL!!!

[schlega2]

We'll surely avoid scurvy if we all just eat an orange.

[novahcac]

I was expecting him to find a disease ending in suffixes with no rhymes, like silver, month, and purple

[VannahWilson]

@novahcac Ahaha. Once, I suddenly realized that purple didn't have a rhyme, and I pointed this out to my aunt, and she spent the next fifteen minutes trying to think of a rhyme for it! XD!!

[sobeita]

@VannahWilson Go for a pseudorhyme like "gerbil" and make it work. :)

[YoungUnicorn]

It's missing a tombstone joke.

Still, top 3 SMBC vid ever. Holy shit, that was awesome.

[HavocTehRaven]

Make a rhyme that sounds like this, then you touch him on the penis.

[vaarsuviusprime]

I dunno... I don't find rhymes inherently funny.

[VannahWilson]

@vaarsuviusprime Me neither, but some of the rhymes were inherently funny… "Are you fuckin' with me?" "Do you have Hepatitis C?" "I've never had an STD." "Then you've never fucked with me!" <— that was funny

[xBrzapx]

Bowties are cool.

[umezawa717]

Dr Seuss would be proud.

[bladebot]

The dialog was GREAT until the end.

[XenoVega]

@bladebot The end wass brilliant and kinda sweet. "Oh, wait.... goodbye,"

[andreigiant]

"You fuckin' with me?"

"Do you have Hepatitis C?"

"I've never had an STD"

"Then you've never fucked with me!"

Brilliant!

[sirdeadlock]

but I thought the obama plan says you can't be turned down because of a pre-existing condition...

[Cleverconveyence]

This had to be fun as hell to write.

[The0Hippy]

std thing was the best part

[ExitTheAccount]

Excellent! This is definitely my favorite so far! (And I've been with ya since the beginning of smbc-theater.)

[SwitchbladeTragedy]

Just say orange to shut him up!

[dashidash]

one of the best videos you guys ever had. excellent use of pnuemonoultramicroscopicsilico­volcanoconiosis.

[EasilyAmbiguous]

Best video in some time :D

[Hisharu]

Definitely had my money on the video ending this way-

Zach: [smirking] "Beaten in the face by an orange"

James: "I....uhh....aaah..." *Dies*

Or some other use of a word with no rhyme.

Truth be told, their ending is way better.

[Gigavore]

OMFG! This is awesome!

P.S: 6 people can't rhyme, it makes me want to kill a mime!

[MrJustinmiller91]

its dr. suess meets house 

[thinough]

legend



[Edgrr13]

Masterfully written, very clever. Perhaps your greatest video ever.

[ringtailroxy]

nerds look cuter with short hair

[kingblargle]

Holy shit man that was great

made me spit up what i ate

[zeldafanatic15]

Give him insurance. Then touch him on the penis.

[stevenc123]

@zeldafanatic15 But make sure to wash your hands, for to not do so would be heinous.

[DoctorFacekick]

6 people have never fucked with him

[Rathdei]

The way to best enjoy this SMBC theater vid is

Say a medical condition and touch him on the penis

[moobface12345]

Awesome. 

[johncar11]

It's pnuemonoultramicroscopicsilico­volcanoconiosis.

Yis.

[darkestshade18]

brilliant with the rhyming! felt sing-songy!

[Rictorran]

That was fucking incredible. But now i must find something Edible.

[KingDavid73]

lol! that was one of the better ones!

[duende29]

Haven't laughed so much in a while.

Took some time stopping to smile.

[Unuhexium]

funny stuff ^^

[GrimaceGrunson]

That was *awesome*! Best video in ages. Perhaps ever.

[toasterninja]

@GrimaceGrunson The writing was quite clever.

[GrimaceGrunson]

@toasterninja Downside - it does make you want to talk in rhyme from now on.

[Vslacha]

Thumbs up for microscopicsilicovolcanokonios­is

[MaximilianXimenez]

Fuck with James, touch him on the penis

[munkus83]

Good job guys! Zach's haircut still sucks tho

[whattwowhat]

The blinking. Just the flutter there, it's gonna haunt long after I forget the joke.

[4rcit4]

This is your best video

Trumping "Equation" from long ago

[Vlaew]

Seeing that stupid meme

makes me want to scream.

[SocraticRaver]

After a day filled with fright

This is to my delight

[wizardskunk]

that was oddly entertaining,

You wont hear me complaining ;P

lol

[Muchadoaboutjon]

Dr. Suess would be proud...maybe....

[wcr4]

This is the best thing they've ever done