I Don't Need That!

[slash4ulzz]

Once again...uncle john is a bitch...he only pranks old ladies.

[waterski179]

if i saw him at the store id dump like a ton of things in his cart lol :P

[drewlaplanche]

If I saw Uncle John in a store I'd walk up and throw a bunch of stuff in his cart, "I dont need that." Just to see what he says.

[MiNDx1er]

Highest rated comment? I don't need that.

[yuppigup]

why yu put in mine i no put in yours 0:25 chinese sex talk

[DavenH]

3:10 he wants a piece of that

[D1aMonDzz]

My wife @ 3:07

[TheRunawayHeartz]

Things I have learned from Uncle John:

1. Black woman are VERY nice!

2. Mexican woman are kinda grouchy.

3. Awesome pranks.

4. Old Men are kinda mean. . .But others are nice!

[BabySmurfEater]

Once again, the black people are always the nicest.

[TheCitygal87]

If someone would do this to me I would think they were a bit slow and just laugh ;P

[yatwice]

2:04 ahh cactus cooler i wish we had that on the east coast

[TheWiiJunkie196]

why do people have to make a big deal out of it? Some were nice and just put it back themselves or asked him nicely to put it back...but others just made way to big a deal about it...OMG and the last lady was a total BEOCH!

[LIONFURY3]

Leave me alone!!!

[Original648]

27 people were pranked by unclejohntv

[TheHobomaster123]

who ever dislikes this video is such a little motherfucker

[soupboysfilms]

is it me or on 2:34 its written 'pirates booty' on the right.....Lmao

[KissMyBeautyHello]

@soupboysfilms yeah... its a brand of popcorn! lol

[calltipv2]

Funny, you find out who the passive aggressive people are.

[kariskarebear]

3:30 that lady is nice :)

[kariskarebear]

"Why you put in mine? I no put it in yours" TROLOLOLO

[creapah]

Lee mee aloe

[alexandredu41]

4:13 - 4:23 = This agressive woman was educated in the JUNGLE or a GHETTO ???!!! Maybe uncle John was walking on his territory...

[inxyTrolls]

3:03 LMFAO BAAAAAAAAAAANGG!!!

[jxmod]

its hilarious when he says i dont need that

[Wintermuteai1]

LEAVE NE ALONE MY PUTTER IS OLD!

[fffff5450]

In Soviet Russia groceries dont need you

[BoltsHockey4]

i think consuela doesnt want mr superman to have crackers..

[MrBlackzzter]

the last was one gaggy bitch.

[ryan060994]

That tall black woman is nice

[thesavest]

Do you ever see random, out of place items at the store?? That's because Uncle John didn't need it

[InfinityReptar]

Why is this such a big deal? lol i would laugh and say "cool story bro" xD

[PremiumSoul]

A lot of people at this grocery store have stick up they're asses

[cattnipp]

I love how you messed with the lady on the phone.

[INMATE2468]

John doesn't need that!!!

[FROZENCH0SIN]

The woman at 4:14 is mad because he already got her at got her at 0:22

[GLW2011]

"why you put in mine i never put in yours"

[jerryk2198]

@GLW2011 Thats what she said.

[MagicChick07]

The chick @ 3:54 looks like Diane Keaton lol

[justme0hya]

do more of these!!! :)

[Marmar279]

nice ass 2:27.....NOT!

[surfmasta2]

1:50 "dont put in my cock" haha

[nrsrrox960]

If someone did this to me I'd throw the thing back at them

[emilioroberts1]

Click Transcribe audio! "Don't let him out at the meeting!"

[DXAmberXD]

@ 4:14 ; why so rude?

[BobDawg173]

0:30 Why you put in mine? I never put in yours. LOL

[redoctoberfruit]

My new motto is. I don't need that

[summertalkkssss]

@redoctoberfruit my boyfriend and i say "i don't need that" or "i need that" ALL THE TIME now.. hahaha

[redoctoberfruit]

@summertalkkssss AWESOME :D

[lactavius]

I feel like b**** slapping that last one woman and he should carry somthing realy heavy

[CodiTheJedi]

You should carry something heavy like dog food of a 24 pack of water or charcoal and put it on the bottom of their baskets. Ask if its cat food or dog food and then just say i dont need that.

Thumbs up so unclejohn will see!

[JohnLMcCoy]

That lady in red at 3.30 is absolutely lovely.

[903harman]

4:19 consuela off of family guy.

[13Benjammin13]

"leave me alone" anti social much?? XD

[susubear13]

Haha the last lady was one of those overweight loose-vagina Mexican bitches.

[dragonoballoz]

3:07

[TheMatt7000]

Damn, why do people make it seem like such a big deal when he put's it in the cart??? lol

[TalesOfTheUnwanted0]

Why do people get so defensive about what is put in their cart...?

[jessEpooh97]

The women at the end probably saw him around the store doing what he was doing. Lol

[Complete420]

Why u put in mine? I never put in urs. HAHAHA

[Dannnneh]

When they take the item out you should put it back in and be like "Here ya go" and walk away LMFAO

[OwnageGaming1337]

4:13... WHAT A FUCKING BITCH. You definitively should've put the crackers in her basket :P

[ogsnipe]

@OwnageGaming1337 i would have thrown the fucking box at her

[ryan060994]

@OwnageGaming1337 i dont know sir, leave me alone. never mind put them in her basket, throw them at her head... vary hard

[mrrrtonygreer]

@OwnageGaming1337 put the white people in her basket ?

[AmateurVisions]

@OwnageGaming1337 she prob saw him doing it b4 to other people

[vagonelissss]

@OwnageGaming1337

actually look closely, at the beginning hes talking to her, so the next time she probably was too pissed to talk with him, probly thought hes some stalker.

[ARMYSTRONG150]

@OwnageGaming1337 kill that bitch

[LordSesshomaru028]

That old lady at the end look like she was about to whoop his ass. LOL.

[Noel127]

"LEAVE ME ALONE" She was probably taught that phrase once she got to America, they were like here this all you need to know how to say : Leave me Alone.

[playstation3gam3r]

Casey Anthony! 2:49

[priris]

@playstation3gam3r deserves to be executed.

[BrittanyStrongheart]

lol she told him to leave her alone

[CLOVERCITYY15]

best concept ever.....OH I DONT NEED IT LMFAO

[ergoavalon]

It make me laugh when peoples said ''Dont put it in MY cart'' lol

its not YOUR cart you did not pay for the cart

[998899999]

LOL the woman at 3:31 was so nice ahah

[DevilsMetsGiants]

why didn't you out it in the last woman's cart? lol

[r3dn3ck1996]

Why do people act like he's putting a bomb in there cart? LOL

[BlaqMusik]

@r3dn3ck1996 i think you would ask like that if you dont know hes playing

[BlaqMusik]

@BlaqMusik *act, i mean i wouldnt be so mad if someone put something in my cart, but i would be hella mad and act like these ppl if someone put something in my cart and say like "i dont need that"

[Subliminatification]

If he came to me and said "I don't need that", i'd be liken "Oh! i need that thank you" *hugs*

[sdxxlukexx]

@Subliminatification i bet he'd be like" oh wait i need it" and take it off you

[TheDestinyloveyou]

@Subliminatification Same here! hehe :)

[lldylanfitzpatrickll]

i wanna snuff that bitch at the end

[jusjus115]

i love the way he says it haha

[CaptainOmarful]

I don't need that....

[C1Era]

When an insane guy puts cat food in your cart you don't question it, you let him do it or fear getting stabbed.

[jusjus115]

MAKE ANOTHER I DONT NEED THAT!!!LOL

[opet22]

fuck ads

[RBurn90]

@opet22 if you use google chrome download the extension called adblock. It kicks ass I never have to watch or see ads anymore

[MrGradeABadass]

lol he should get like a case of soda or something heavy and put it in their cart. Like "what is this : a jug of mountain fresh water? I don't need that."

Let's see them get it out so fast lol.

[OdiseyThe]

he only messes with old people. he needs to pick on some people his own size

[dudeslove]

man theres so many arrogant fucks out there nowdays, I would have just smiled at him and said thanks mate instead of getting all defensive

[UKGEEZER247]

@unclejohntv MORE I DONT NEED THAT PLEASEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[crowbarjordan123]

john-"thats cat food isnt it?"

women-Nods head yes-

john-"oh i dont need that." LOL

[Soulreaper066]

Man you're making my surplus go up and up and up... At least it's some kind of work to do.

[Bean733]

why do all of the foreign-speaking people only say "don't put in my cart" they may be foreign but it's like they don't have a goddamn vocabulary

[botodajangles]

@Bean733 yeah they kinda dont because they are from a different country.... retard

[gewglemydick]

0::55 kinda looks like an older verson of hitler?

[scorp1o15]

the lady at 4:11 was mean "leave me alone"

[Zaharkl]

4:24 "Leave me alone." well get the fuck out of the USA if you cant even take a joke.

[Golfpro525]

@Zaharkl Hey dumb ass the reason she said '' leave me alone" right from the start is because he did the joke at the begining to her.... BESIDES I BET YOU WOULDN'T BE SO NICE ONCE THEY DID IT TWICE TO YOU.... DUMB RACIST BITCH!!!

[Zaharkl]

@Golfpro525 You need to chill out bra

[Golfpro525]

@Zaharkl well why didin't you "chill out'' before putting that stupid fkn ignorant comment.......BTW its not "bra" its "bro" and im not your fukn brother.......

[clintaclark]

My favorite part is where he says "i dont need that"

[RSPenguinzRock]

Lol at 4:20-4:23 "leave me alone!" Hahaha hilarious

[plxplox94]

my god this town cant take a joke, they are all so serious

[cookie9678]

i like the prt he says i dont need that

[Mouse979]

I wish Uncle John came to my stores and put Video Games in my parent's carts...

[VolunteerMinimum]

Very funny.

I was hoping at 3:24 he wouldnt take it back once she picked it up then say..."nah I don't need that"

[JeezaLou]

good grief people sure are in a bad mood at the supermarket

[narutouzumauchiha]

"i don nee da"

[magicman1455]

3:09 Watch the old guy checking a the chick out LOL

[mmmrrrmmmiiikkkeee]

little boy at 2:51 def sees camera

[jebrenmedina]

on 4 14 the fat girl said lee me alone fucking fating shit

[luckyclovers404]

lol my friend got dared to that and she got slapped, and the man who slapped her got kicked outta the store XD it was halarious and she wasn't hurt

[molly33971]

Did any of you recognize the lady at 1:35? It's the actress from 90210, Gabrielle Carteris!

[guerrillaflix]

Is that whip cream? And just an arm pops out from behind the DVDs. Gold!!

[HSV003]

I had tears running down my face from laughing sooo much.

[claudiojoffe]

So that's why I find random stuff in the wrong shelves all over the grocery store

[113centrino]

don poo in my car

[ihaveaverybadcold]

that guy at :49 looks like an old school computer repair man and has a bunch of humans in the deep frreeze!!

[ihaveaverybadcold]

i dont have to be like a ufc fighter to train like one at home? i dont need that.

[lacrosseplayer113]

hahahahahahaa

[NurseTybo]

How do you do all this stuff in your videos with such a straight face? You are too good!

[PandaDeathPunch]

ah man i thought that black guy was gonna raise up and get mad negroish!

[madlove85]

@mikeohoh7 fat asshole u're a dumbass..u must understand wut people say before open ur stupid mouth, i never said i've been watchin the whole video, 'am not that jerk as u r, nobody forced me watching it...only a retard can watch the whole 4 mins without getting bored and obviously u find it funny, so u're stupid as this vid is.

think before speak stupid.

[madlove85]

u're just the stupidest person i've ever seen..ever!..where's the funny in that? 4 mins of that crap?...oh please, do something else..i've been wasting my time watching this rubbish

[username11342]

@madlove85 Whoa dude... If you dont like a video dont watch it, its simple, So be quiet.

[madlove85]

@username11342 'am cool, i just said my opinion, it's not my fault if people r so stupid.

[willyd003]

Last persons kinda sketchy....

[BenStillerfaggot1]

i like the part when he said "i dont need that"

[ZacherBeast3]

So thats why i grabbed tampons instead of those chips!!

[TheMellowRed]

"Why you put in mine? I never put in yours!" HAHAHA.

[CheapCrap12311]

whenever you say i dont need that just walk away lol

[TheTrevtv11]

If that lady wouldve told me to leave her alone,I wouldve dropped it in her kart and start running away lol

[Singerazboi100]

You should put a heavy box of Water in an old lady's cart so she couldn't take it out and get pissed lmaooo.

[TheCarolinaLegend]

Don't take them back. Leave it and walk off

[NightFury1713]

@thebassistable

I stand corrected o.o but in the other videos there Americans xD

[theyouhoos]

Tamons HAHAHAHAH!!

[208494ski]

go sniffin panties at walmart

[claudiojoffe]

For those of you complaining about that last lady, in her defense Uncle John had messed with her earlier on. She's also the lady at 0:22, you could tell she got traumatized haha

[tangodrink]

does that basket have your name on it??? NO so it aint yours why didnt you buy one then write your name on it...

[softilol]

IS that crackers?

I dono sr.

I dont need that.

Leemealon.

[TWIISTIEID]

i would have fucked with that last lee me aloe lol

[char680]

So is this why I sometimes find stuff in the wrong section?

[bensss6]

is that tiger woods at  3:00 ?

[living4adrenaline]

he should be a salesman, great product placement!

[GhostFromDa361]

i like the part where he says "i dont need that"

[McNigglets]

Trolley, basket, kart... You're all wrong.

It's a shopping cart.

Okay? Shopping cart.

Okay.

Glad I could settle that.

[MrKiefer42]

the last lady was a bitch

[Drrachi90]

4:13... What a bitch!

[lemisanthrope]

the black lady was sexy as hell

[biggestJDeppfan888]

awh that black lady was really nice!!(:

[FlameBite658]

I would love some "Cat Food" ;)

[lum121293]

i so wanna do this in the store but then ppl are gonna get mad and i have no excuse for doing it ahah

[UltraGorillaz]

its not a "cart" or "basket" its a fucking trolly! haha

[DoYouKnowJimmy]

@UltraGorillaz ummmm no

its a shopping kart

with a fuckin K

get that european shit away from my american youtube lol

just kidding

we say a lot of weird shit here

you must smoke a lot fags

[Juggler1711]

you should just totally ignore them after u put in in their carts, i think youd get better reactions

[koryan]

oh god that lady in blue so funny ' leave me aloe'

[Aquadecember23]

People are bitchy its not even their cart they dont own the damn thing. gosh rude people in this world. if he did that to me i be laughing. ignorant hicks

[TheOiulkj]

"Y U put in mine? I never put in yours."

[commentator567]

@TheOiulkj lol thats what she said

[rocaho001]

@TheOiulkj lol @ accent