Negroes should justify looting by saying they were hungry and looking for food, even though you cannot eat a 40" television set.

Any blacks who were evacuated from their cities for any emergency should never be thankful. If you get a sandwich or MREs, complain that they are cold. If you get a cot to sleep on, complain that it is not a waterbed. Negroes should trash and vandalize the hotels and facilities they are staying in, and should attempt to rape or rob any volunteers or residents of that city.

When black mayors fail their cities in emergencies such as natural catastrophies, always blame state or federal officials. Never blame yourself or other negroe city officials.