The greatest three seconds of your life
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  • What did these bids originate from? Where is the original "Firin ma Lazers!!!" from? I need to know!

    dss103 2 days ago

  • Dr. Octigonibus, BLEAAHHHH

    thelasteventhorizon 2 days ago

  • what does it say? :I

    KollaDudurin 4 days ago

  • I DEMAND A 10 HOUR!!!!!

    UltraDialgaX 5 days ago in playlist Favorite videos

  • I'd like my 3 seconds back...

    NeodymiumTiger 5 days ago

  • Not really.

    yarow122 5 days ago

  • OAO 12 AM , complete silence and darkness, had volume all the way up...

    TheKazenoSuna 5 days ago

  • O.O

    kittyinmypocket666 6 days ago

  • ahahahahahhhsahahahahaha

    kaetnibleaux 1 week ago

  • Totally worth it

    TheQuikStep 1 week ago

  • welp, i got my money's worth

    raimisj 1 week ago

  • haha jokes on you thay was the best 9houres of my life XD

    pousinet1 1 week ago

  • Why am I laughing so hard? 

    bmhartis 1 week ago

  • FUS RO DAH!!!!!!!!

    Jm0ney1117 1 week ago

  • in the weird part of youtube again

    djaesy 1 week ago

  • OMG THAT WAS HILARIOUS

    CampbelltoeMcintosh 2 weeks ago

  • Wigglytuf: Doctoroctagonapus blaaaaaahhh.

    Me:WTF BOOOOOOOM!!!!!

    Supersonicspeed125 2 weeks ago

  • Why am I laughing?

    DavisonIncorp 2 weeks ago

  • Rape Replay

    dfhlvudn 2 weeks ago

  • @dfhlvudn 00:00 here you go! I raped that too... better make more! 00:00 00:00 00:00 00:00 00:00 00:00 00:00 00:00 00:00 00:00 00:00 00:00 00:00 00:00 00:00 00:00 00:00 00:00 00:00 00:00 00:00 00:00 00:00 00:00 00:00 00:00 00:00 00:00 00:00 00:00 00:00 00:00 00:00 00:00 00:00 00:00 00:00 00:00 00:00 00:00 00:00 00:00 00:00 00:00 00:00 00:00 00:00 00:00 00:00 00:00 00:00 00:00 00:00 00:00 00:00 00:00 00:00 00:00 00:00 00:00 00:00 00:00 00:00 00:00 00:00 00:00 00:00 00:00 00:00 00:00 00:00 00:00

    PoYaoPikachu 2 weeks ago

  • @TheLegendofTriforce Eehm did you realise that the top comment already said FUS RO DAH so copying is uselsess

    TheMeMacMini 2 weeks ago

  • FUS RO DAH

    TheLegendofTriforce 3 weeks ago

  • This cured my grandmother's cancer.

    KingOfKatamari 3 weeks ago 34

  • R.I.P to me and all those other headphone users . @__@

    MrPandaPancakes 3 weeks ago

  • hellarious

    superstupidkidrocks 3 weeks ago

  • im gonna watch that everyday when im sad

    mcdev928coolman 3 weeks ago

  • he sy doctor octogonapus its for the lazer colection 5

    javisinsero 4 weeks ago

  • It's my 3 seconds well spent

    somethingdark3000 1 month ago

  • LOL

    PlatformSoul 1 month ago

  • you owe me 90 seconds of my life!!!! cuz i watched it 30 times :D

    lala69120 1 month ago

  • I loled forever!

    UnlimitedXDragon 1 month ago

  • Thanks, Detective Blossom....

    GmnisAwesome 1 month ago

  • oh god im in that part of youtube...

    littlemissrandome1 1 month ago

  • Yhu owe me 3 seconds of my life!

    TheAnimeloverdbz 1 month ago

  • How do I keep ending up BACK AT THIS SHIT

    PrototypeClex 1 month ago

  • I haven't seen this in over two years, but I still agree, this was the greatest three seconds of my life :'D

    Apparently my life sucks. CX

    dragontamerketta 1 month ago

  • epic!

    LugiaGarchomp12 1 month ago

  • It's too long.I'll watch the rest later.

    buckscash1 1 month ago 24

  • Rape The Replay

    dfhlvudn 1 month ago

  • LIES! This was NOT, the best 3 seconds of my life. 2nd second was stolen. O_O

    "Stop criminal scum!"

    So yeah. 2 seconds. Were pretty awesome. The title is misleading. D:<

    :D

    TheGod0fCookies 1 month ago

  • agreed

    

    jobgetsdone 1 month ago

  • This needs to be a FUS RO DAH

    balstann10 1 month ago

  • This is why he is my favorite character in Pokemon Mystery Dungeon...

    AquaFlameBird 1 month ago

  • it sould have been:if firing my lazer.....booom!!!

    fantasychic13 1 month ago

  • Jigglypuff evolves into this...Awesome.

    Aflay1 1 month ago

  • Dr. Ogtoganos --- this is my thank you --- RAWR

    DrgnLord92 1 month ago

  • doctoroctorgonapus rawr

    iuiman1 1 month ago

  • hahahohoheeheeheeehahaoehoheoh­aoheohoehah

    Nemato2 1 month ago

  • Funny as fuck

    rick1234357 1 month ago

  • WTF HE WAS RIGHT !!!

    markuskarlsson2001 1 month ago

  • 1/2 speed FTW!

    Glitched64 1 month ago

  • Dr. Octogonafis, B'GAAA!!!

    Agoonga 1 month ago

  • I Got here from Pedobear!

    DoctorOctocanipus 1 month ago

  • Who got here from "Most screwed up Death Note scene EVER!"?

    AggroVolken 1 month ago

  • FUS RO DAH!!!

    MrSkillStreak 1 month ago

  • i think the best second of my life will be when i click the dislike button

    altyroo 1 month ago

  • who got here from a fus ro dah streak?

    minerman774 1 month ago

  • CORRECTION, THE BEST 3000 SECONDS OF MY LIFE!! wait wuh, replay button you don't look so good...

    werewardragon 1 month ago

  • WTF dude

    darkmaster777aaa 1 month ago

  • what attack was that

    Silentboxgames 1 month ago

  • @Silentboxgames Hyper Voice, I think. ^ ^

    KokuroUchiha 1 month ago

  • I like the end bit where he goes BAAAARRR

    PrettyFizzy 1 month ago

  • Greatest 3 seconds of my life was orgasm

    SeikenLegend 1 month ago

  • @SeikenLegend i believe that was second to this :D

    slugggg513 1 month ago

  • Hey Hows it going g- FUS DO RRRRAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!

    OW THERES A ARROW IN MAI KNEE!

    Akrinu 1 month ago

  • ... I got here from Invader Zim

    ARandomMusicLover 1 month ago

  • If this is the best 3 seconds of my life, I have a severely depressing future ahead of me.

    Kjobbit 1 month ago

  • wjo got ere from fus ro dah

    MegaAvinator 1 month ago

  • Epic

    rick1234357 1 month ago

  • that was cooool...

    SweetMnementh7 1 month ago

  • Ve got the top comment on the best video ever... I can prodly die now.

    TheMeMacMini 1 month ago

  • Eh. I'd had better.

    PJohnnyJX 1 month ago

  • was he firin at dr.octogonopuss... if so i now like wigglytuff

    TheWazzer100 1 month ago

  • that was coooool...

    SweetMnementh7 1 month ago

  • There is no 0:02, all is lost!

    thunderstripe 1 month ago

  • i used to enjoy mindless violence and pokemon which subsequently led to my extream ediction to yugio which then led on to tomas the tankengine and then tellytubies makeing me beleive it wa real and go on the search for the golden pikachu and the little hill with mushlings hidden inside with giant cookies and tried to destroy my worst enamy by throwing pokeballs at him shouting at the top of my lungs PIKACHU USE THUNDERBOLT. But then i took an arrow to the knee

    crunch327 1 month ago 3

  • I was watching the vampire diaries a minute ago ;/

    EmmaLilly007 1 month ago

  • you need to take an arrow to the knee

    HBKsuperkik 1 month ago

  • Man, my life sucks.

    Rebsten 1 month ago 121

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    MyArtsyDream 1 month ago

  • This is why I subscribed to you. :D

    24681again 1 month ago

  • FUS RO DAH

    TheMeMacMini 1 month ago 130

  • @TheMeMacMini yeah ;D

    Sokka199 1 month ago

  • @TheMeMacMini Here's your FUS ROH DAH!!!! /watch?v=Y2hh60T6sJc

    kroqgar78 1 month ago

  • @TheMeMacMini To anyone who doesn't get it, "FUS ROH DAH" is something you can shout in Skyrim and it knocks people back.  So, it is kinda like Hyper Voice :3

    InternetManable 1 month ago

  • You made a promise, and did not disappoint.

    ninchao1 1 month ago

  • i am now complete

    arceus261 1 month ago

  • Now this is just a blatent lie. The best 3 seconds of my life was last week when i was eating a chocolate chip cookie, getting my dick sucked, and listening to Hatsune Miku at the same time.

    VoreTechz1985 1 month ago

  • Thumps up for shoop da whoop

    dborsch 1 month ago

  • Wigglytuff uses hyper beam!

    mrrickstur 1 month ago

  • FUS RO DAH!

    suzuki834 1 month ago

  • my life really suck...

    delovelywolf 1 month ago

  • @cutierosepieheart I did! :)

    Diddlina2012 1 month ago

  • REST IN PEACE EARDRUMS

    usernameyunovalid1 1 month ago

  • FLUFFY GUY FTW

    xGotenksSSJ3x 1 month ago

  • who got here from  FOS RO DOH

    haseothepkker 1 month ago

  • thats why pokemon are awesome

    

    turtleboylover 1 month ago

  • Glorious.

    ShoopDaWoosh 1 month ago

  • Got here from Gmod

    jamessonic5621 1 month ago

  • i feel like i just got barfed on by a wigglytuff

    shadowsa2b 1 month ago

  • FUS ro Dah> Shooping Pokemon,... How did this happen?

    WelcomeToMinecraftia 1 month ago

  • I feel so much better having watched this. lol

    mithril45 1 month ago

  • FUS RO DAH!

    ScreagleAce 1 month ago

  • @ScreagleAce ...but then i took an arrow in the knee...

    TheKennedyT 1 month ago

  • @TheKennedyT ok that joke is a little old now, its all about fus ro dah to the face...body, legs, feet, arms etc..etc..etc...

    ScreagleAce 1 month ago

  • :O wtf just happened

    and how did i get here :C

    ricex2 1 month ago

  • hmm i see you screwed up the title... greatest should have been gayest

    Zark132 1 month ago

  • Omg my life just got 100% awesome

    animallover9102 1 month ago

  • Thumbs up if you clicked on this in the related videos of a vocaloid song.

    ViollanteAwela 1 month ago

  • ...

    :/

    :)

    :0

    LOL

    MTHEHUNTMASTERW 1 month ago

  • sex for the first time was better

    ckddcom856 1 month ago

  • @ckddcom856 every once in a while, you see a comment on youtube that's actually funny XD. ty kind sir, for making my day.

    ZanethCraft 1 month ago

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    TheTrueAmaghedon 1 month ago

  • I'll watch the rest tomorrow.

    GundamSlayerX 2 months ago

  • who got here from fus ro dah?

    Pirlname 2 months ago

  • @Pirlname This > Fus Ro Dah

    RequiemPwnagePSN 1 month ago

  • @RequiemPwnagePSN I'm not sure. That's a hard decision. Oh, I know what's better: FUS RO BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

    Pirlname 1 month ago

  • who got here from hatsune miku?

    cutierosepieheart 2 months ago 70

  • @cutierosepieheart

    Cause you're a weeaboo.

    thesega99 1 month ago

  • @cutierosepieheart i did lol

    

    ShadyBlade123567 1 month ago

  • @cutierosepieheart I got here from a Katekyo Hitman Reborn AMV....

    xWizardChickx 1 month ago

  • @xWizardChickx cool

    cutierosepieheart 1 month ago

  • @cutierosepieheart I did, and i don't know how O.O

    BlueSpiritFire1 1 month ago

  • im gonna go kill my self now theres nothing else in life thats worth it

    fb39ca4 2 months ago

  • WHYY DOESN'T THIS PART OF YOUTUBE EVER END?!

    PRINCESSicecubeDEMON 2 months ago

  • you got lucky

    ramrune 2 months ago

  • Fake and Gay.

    LeftyFlipsta 2 months ago

  • @LeftyFlipsta lol

    AngrypunkNaysayer 2 months ago

  • False.

    The greatest 3 seconds was when I brought Skyrim.

    majoraswrath132 2 months ago

  • @majoraswrath132 u could just torrent it

    1999mrcharlie 2 months ago

  • In their tongue she is dovahkiin...

    funnymonky19 2 months ago

  • FUS RO DAH

    bobbybob1471 2 months ago

  • its accually the best 2 seconds since it goes from 1 to 3 skipping 2

    mine4life102 2 months ago

  • I like the part with Wigglytuff

    noswagallowed 2 months ago

  • 9 secs FAIL

    

    sydney367 2 months ago

  • Category:

    News & Politics

    WTF?

    DeniedGrox 2 months ago

  • fus-ro-DAHHHH

    ohsosweetgabi 2 months ago

  • @mikumiku: why is this in the news and politics category??? Lol

    twelch39933 2 months ago

  • So f****** halarious!

    97Multiphantom 2 months ago

  • Oh yus. :)

    TheHarryronhermione 2 months ago

  • Why is this related to minecraft? O.o

    oOMikuMikuOo 2 months ago

  • i do believe wigglytuff meant FUS-RO-DAH!!!!!!!!!!1!!11!!!!o­ne

    halsandxkurusake 2 months ago

  • what da fuck did he say?

    mockingjaygirl13 2 months ago

  • @mockingjaygirl13 DR. OCTOGONAPUS BLAAAAAAAHHHH !!!!! :)

    wolftail1999 2 months ago

  • Looks like I've wandered onto the strange side of Youtube again...

    

    darkkirby890 2 months ago 34

  • @darkkirby890 Looks like I've come across an unoriginal comment... again.

    GIANTdonut3000 2 months ago

  • @darkkirby890 Overused...

    Leon91195 1 month ago

  • @darkkirby890 me too...

    shumjuna1 1 month ago

  • Someone needs to put this into "FUS RO DAH!"

    TehAwesomeKid 2 months ago

  • Thats weird part of youtube again...

    DesAndStormy 2 months ago

  • wtf...........................­.....

    DarthCool99 2 months ago

  • so its like.Mom:okey so who wants to die :D

    children:i want to...wigglytuff kill me XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXD

    snipsgirl1111 2 months ago

  • How did I get here ?

    SomeMinecrafter 2 months ago

  • wtf? o.O :P

    DragonSoke 2 months ago

  • Best line ever. XXXD

    DeviousHands 2 months ago

  • hahahaahahahahahaahaha

    rinmaone2 2 months ago

  • Pretty surprising not seeing "FUS RO DAH" joke here.... yet ._.

    nicolasmonoxd 2 months ago

  • @nicolasmonoxd FUS RO DAH

    jackofblades456 2 months ago

  • my only reaction: ....What? lol

    EeveeSophia 2 months ago

  • Lies......

    dragonfly10415 2 months ago

  • pie my pants not real but but???  shitline

    fr284asome 2 months ago

  • im usually a very angry person... after watching this i can officially say i can never be angry again

    RowdyISLead 2 months ago

  • its actually 2 secs, the timer never hits 3..awks ;D

    milan28ish 2 months ago

  • what did i watch in THREE seconds!

    MrDrago1131 2 months ago

  • WHAT A BOSS, Fus ro DAHH!

    ThePixieEater 2 months ago

  • LOL

    

    Bluefire284 2 months ago

  • My life is complete.

    SemiPreciousMetal 2 months ago 84

  • @SemiPreciousMetal no kiddin? mine just ended with a shoop XD

    mewinmew2 1 month ago

  • i want my 3 seconds back NOW 

    CaptainRex36 2 months ago

  • How did i go to miku to awsome scary jiggly puff any ways DR OCTOPUS BLARRRG

    LittleEpicChan 2 months ago 4

  • loop it loop it LOOP IT!!!!!!

    juvenillefirework 2 months ago

  • DR OCTOGANAPUS BLERRGHGHGHG

    Nighteyes019 2 months ago

  • we need a FUS RO DAH version.

    MagicalMysteryWaIrus 2 months ago