Will It Blend-Chuck Norris

[sidekickxx]

Fuck Chuck Norris yea i said it..

[FX4170]

The blender never turned on.... That was all Chuck Norris.

[FredPloawesomehocky]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hah



[oSkrillexx]

Chuck Norris was born from the blended ashes..

[NanoBetaGaming]

0:58 - Chuck Norris went ape on them

[MUTLYMAX8]

The blender wasn't on...

[beatlemania9991]

Ah Chuck Norris. You creepy flying action figure you:)

[beatlemania9991]

Chuck Norris didn't get blended. The blender got Chuck Norrised.

[666Hotdogman666]

Chuck was able to be there.. chuck norris can do everything.. :D

[MrClubpenguinrocks67]

Will it Blend? Rebecca Black!

[woofenstein1]

QUIT SMILING OLD MAN! BEFORE I KNOCK THAT SMILE OFF YOUR FACE

[Deathexlando]

chuck norris is unbeatable cuase he uses hax. sorry i was only kidding

[johnperezz]

PSHH IF CHUCK NORRIS WAS REAL WHY CANT HE GO HERE AND SHOVE MY HEAD ON MY KEYBOCFV&^%F^GBHIJUUHDRFTGHUJI­KO<MH(

[tsmsom]

man what is all the hype about, fuck chuck norrisfdklgjargiwreoif iqroe; ahjkr io;aeijrh;rejhg e;alkjhwsd;lkfghfalkge;fdil;ji­l This is chuck norris speaking, he has been taking care of.

[MrRandomness74]

chuck norris withstands even the most powerful blenders!

[Nijaz61]

how did the world not explode?

[MegaZSkillz]

Sir, you spelled "Chuck Norris" wrong at the beginning.

You better run, and don't stop running.

[ashesoneeight]

blender dont blend norris.Norris blends the blender

[MegaGameplay4u]

Will it Blend? Bouncy Balls! Top Comment so Tom can see this

[garzaalex06]

@MegaGameplay4u You do know this isn't his channel right?!

[jranda1051]

Lol at DaKingvi1

[xXTrueAzn]

FOO CHUCK NORRIS WILL BLEND YOU!

[irmesia]

Why's is'nt this video in Blendtec's channel?

[aidantheviper]

Chuck Norris Send Me Here xP

[pokechikin]

182 people vanished for no apparent reason

[markusmartin100]

@pokechikin got blended

[dryfclr6]

Damn it, he didnt blend.

[dolmandabean]

you must be in soviet russia, thats the only place you blend chuck norris and chuch norris doesnt blend you...

[RSInitiative]

@MrGreen congrats you made me laugh

[TheAngelv7]

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door

[GearBiscuit]

cuck norris is gay. he can suck my big black cock

[xXManning117Xx]

@GearBiscuit who the fuck is cuck norris

[Chowder100100]

No Chuck norris blends blenders with his beard

[horseops]

your fuckin dead pal

[Mr556x45mm]

"Chuck norris smoke. Dont have to breathe this to die." XD

[latecrayfish84]

when chuck norris does push ups, he doesent push himself up, he pushes the earth down!!! xD

[DarkAtHearts]

Chuck Norris has tested this out by makeing a life size blender, and tossing 5 or so bad guys and himself in it. In the end only check made it and the rest were turned to chuncks of what were men.

[MikleAndMick]

Chuck Norris destroy blender

[VerifiClaytion]

In.... Where that BlendTec Guys lives Chuck Norris Blends YOU!

[iSteakU]

in sovjet union the knee shots you a arrow?

[TheNecroluster]

You can't see him, but Chuck Norris monitored this very closely, He is an expert at blending in with the background.

[razvyboss69]

who want's to see chuck norris vs justin bieber and the whole bieber family?

[OmarChannel]

thats chuck norris's blender

[1999OboeDude]

The video is totally accurate!

[VvDOPAMEANvV]

Fuck Chuck! Dusty sent me here.

[minecraftskillhunter]

thats why dickson died

[myanime1011]

@21gravey I am wondering that 2

[noodleisthedoodle121]

Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it

[FistofFate95]

In Soviet Russia, Chuck blends you!

[daddyssweetheart1]

...wierd...nuff said

[nintenboy0214]

chuck norris can blend himself then put himself back together

[MyNameIsJackism]

one does not simply "blend" Chuck Norris

[daddyssweetheart1]

@MyNameIsJackism ur right...

[21Gravy]

Who's Chuck Norris?

[MrJonsommer]

In soviet Russia Chuck Norris and Blender Blends YOU!

[PercPhreak]

this is heresy!

[klkigar]

i have an uncle who went to the same martial arts school as chuck norris O.o

[wintherkill]

i can show u three new letters u never seen before å æ ø Å Æ Ø  its danish

[BAMAfisher34]

chuck blends the the blender with chuck norris!

[TheSasukefan789]

Chuck noris is Not like a horse... Horses ar like chuck norris

[ravenbird74]

damn



[ryomali]

If we could mass produce chuck norris, we won't need blendtec

[mynamesdonut]

That was a reenactment of chuck Norris DVD you mom

[therenises06]

amazed the blender didnt explode in a million pieces

[isaacsvideo]

the thing is tom never pressed that button

[izzylife93]

what kind of sorcery is this?

[YxtreaM]

Stop saying chuck norris can do anything and bullshit like that, if i had a gun and he had none, i could have killed him in 5 sec.

[AlexTheNeucromancer]

@YxtreaM I'm pretty sure he would roundhouse kick you to death.

[YxtreaM]

@AlexTheNeucromancer bullshit

[DriverLim]

@YxtreaM

The bullet will stop in fear of Chuck Norris!

[YxtreaM]

@DriverLim Nope the bullet will go through him.

[DriverLim]

@YxtreaM

No it won't.

[YxtreaM]

@DriverLim Hes a fucking human like anyone else, he is not a freaking superhero.

[UnholyStyx]

@MrGreenlace Your right he isn't Chuck Norris...nobody can top the Norris!

[LordVaranorDagoth]

@MrGreenlace Yeah he isn't anywhere close to chuck and chuck is a potato

[jonahdf]

chuck norris would break the blender just by looking at it

[rosepetal29]

Top comments are exactly the same.

[WoWtauren1]

uh oh... he broke the blender by looking at it.....DAMN!

[edmundisbest]

Rip will it blend



[HurrahKingOle]

(Comment removed by Chuck Norris)

[natmer2002]

@HurrahKingOle 

[Mayann550]

@HurrahKingOle (Chuck Norris removed by Comment)

[PivotMegaMaster]

chuck norris is gay

[cococlaudio123]

@PivotMegaMaster son of bitch

[TheMinecraftfan777]

@PivotMegaMaster i bet you tomorrow he is going to come to your house and blend your brains

[xXlifel3ssXx]

What was actually happening in the blender, chuck norris is roundhouse kicking all those bad guys into crumbs :)

[oftinstupid]

may i mega like

[the9090ify]

NO

[Camcon2002]

you don't find chuck noris chuck noris finds you

[TrollWasteland]

He didn't blend!!! he was fine until 1:15 when he jumped out and killed the entire crew and demanded them to be blended. He saved the host so he could tell the story

[SuperLuigiBros11]

@theossumsoss

With a potato, it seems.

[ABOMiiNATiONUK]

He wpould break the blender with a round house kick.

[sageracer13]

Chuck Norris isn't even that important, I don' t why we label him as a god his just a lil bitch, oh hang on someones at the door.

[MakeMeEvil82]

Ha! Chuck Norris, you might as well throw in crowbar

[DEKARONGAMER97]

you dont blend Chuck Norris!Chuck Norris blends YOU!!!

[xWiCKEDxNiNjA]

@DEKARONGAMER97 Thats Soviet Russia

[SuperShatteredblade]

@DEKARONGAMER97 Correction Chuck norris blends the blender

[izzylife93]

@DEKARONGAMER97 meanwhile in soviet russia...

[pacman7516]

well.. cross this off my list of possible ways to kill chuck norris >.<

[MaReXas39]

blenders dont blend chuck norris. chuck norris blends blenders...

[SuperLuigiBros11]

I THOUGHT THIS WAS BLENDTEC but its just a retard recording youtube then posting it on youtube

[TheOssumSoss]

@SuperLuigiBros11 ... how does one record youtube?

[Joseph7033]

Even Chuck Norris's cat eats dog food.

[702lakersfan]

i feel like if i wear a Chuck Norris shirt i will be bulet proof...

[PLHelRaider]

Chuck Norris used to blend, but then he took an arrow to the knee.

[ps3isdasht]

Can the blendtec blender take an arrow to the knee!?!!

[ojandora]

Fact: Chuck norris can make all Anime & CARTOON characters become real and alive by just see them. Sadly, he never watch Kid shows

[ummmiloveu]

blenders dont blend chuck norris, chuck norris blends the blender!

[ninjasqeerel]

come on, chuck norris is just an actor!!! if he was a god, he would come to my house and be banging my head against the keyboard right no-asd;flkjasdflkjasdfl;kjasdf­l;kjasdflkjasdfjklafkjasdfklkj­jkjkjkjkjkjkjkkjkjkjjjkjkl;jkl­;jklljkjkljkljlkjklalajklsfjkl­;;asdfjkl;asjkl;dsafjkl;jkl;as­jkl;asjkl;

[08zinger]

@ninjasqeerel DONT DIE YOU LITTLE BEAUTY

[puenboy1]

@ninjasqeerel Well, my friend, it saddens me that your head is abount 20cm wide and 1cm tall...

[UltimateHobo77]

@ninjasqeerel thats a load of bull Chuck Norris suck its not like he can actualy do anythi njsdijgvsvdksikovsDKOFSWS#VD;B­.;Sewg]pl]s

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[FlamerAsFuck]

@ninjasqeerel took him long enouasdfffsadoijoasjfuqiwefh2e­ouhfbreqioubfwkljqbfnwerfnwebr­nsdfwqewqfweqrwqerweqrweq

[Citroable]

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[dragonome]

@Citroable

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[blackcry22]

@dragonome Hey guys what the fuck is up with this shi-lisdilghihgvhdfsiovhdsiahv­dsivhdsihvid2423f32fsffewfdvsd­gregreheharehrhvizsdgdegdsgrhr­ehnaethnejjatr

[dragontav]

@ninjasqeerel soo obvious you didn't type that with your forehead (unless you're genetically modified)... you should try it sometime

[OldManInternetz]

@ninjasqeerel How did he only bang your head against the middle line of the keyboard? :P

[OldManInternetz]

@OldManInternetz Nevermind, he's Chuck Norris, I answered my own question.

[TheBrickster602]

@OldManInternetz son of bitch

[TheBrickster602]

@OldManInternetz sorry i didnt mean to reply to u sorry

[runeguy277]

@ninjasqeerel That is getting old man seriously...

[TheLordAlex78]

Once, i try to blend Chuck Norris but, i took an arrow in the knee.

[DanteVergilfan]

@TheLordAlex78 Shut up with you lame skyrim reference

[MrHuttJabbaThe]

@DanteVergilfan I USED TO REPLY TO COMMENTS LIKE YOURS, THEN I TOOK AN ARROW IN THE KNEE LOLOLOL.

[DanteVergilfan]

@MrHuttJabbaThe LOOOOOOOLOLOL

[jbkgjbkg]

@DanteVergilfan I used to shut up with the lame skyrim references, then I took an arrow to the knee.

[brayford321]

In soviet Russia blender blends YOU!

[Glaerdrune]

crying

[usakadam]

Lets press the Walker Texas Ranger button :D :D And where Chuckie have his hat of steel ? :D 

[minifish2001]

creeper 1;05

[jonathan043088]

chuck norris cant be blended, but he allows things to be blended

lol

[geeiwoder]

well i guess gordan freeman and chuck have 2 things in common, theyre badass and they cant blend...well freemans crowbar cant, but neither can his hev

[GenBumbleBee]

they cheated they put the stupid toy in the end. Fact: chuck norris SUCKS

[Onkemannen]

@GenBumbleBee u mad? U mad, bro?

[HughesyHD]

Blendtec blenders blend everything except chuck norris and (CROW BARS)

[thisisyourmaster]

How does he end up with that black crap every time???

[sh33pArEsEXy]

can u blend a box full of lego pls i subbed

[Thelillescooter]

Chuck Norris.. what else is there to say

[DXhardhaus]

chuck norris blends everything with his small finger

[Minecraftbaum]

chuck norris will blend the blender with his hands !

[solodolosolmon]

chuck norris can get blackjack with one card......true shit

[pokemonXD1]

i thought he was going to say chuck norris smoke. dont breathe this!

[gamergeek]

omg that's awesome and that was the old school action figure. If memory serves well anyway. I have him somewhere.

[calvinmcilroy386]

Ok I will comment there I done it

[MrSleepygrizzly]

''Will It Blend?- Chuck Norris''

Of Course It Won't You shit Head

Ya Don't Even Have To Watch.

[beatleman98]

In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris blends you!

[mightyguy07]

whooping some ass in there

[Chimpa110]

1:07 Pedobear

[zzzaaa09900]

chuck norris is a fag, behing his beard is a pussy

[Koolkid699]

My last name is norris

[Lessproductivestuff]

its not 2005 anymore guys .. sorry. 

[DBZGokuSaiyan]

@Lessproductivestuff

Thank you.

[Vendetta162X]

I was gonna say, if it blended Chuck Norris, it would be blasphemy!

[DiamantJo]

Der Mixer mixt nicht Chuck Norris sondern Chuck Norris mixt der Mixer

(Nur mal zum nachdenken)

Sorry for only german

[LongshanksSid]

I told Chuck Norris to fuck off..... over the phone. forgot to put hide number on so guess I'm fucked now.

[SnappyPenguins]

In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris blend YOU!

[lilshaeable]

why would u do that blen this tooth pest 

[MarlaPixie]

stupid Chuck Norris

[TheSwingman12]

Bad guy dust dont breath this. lmfao

[Rehanlol]

Chuck norris flys away

[deminamo]

FAAAAKEEEEE YOU CANNOT BLEND CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!

[greg77389]

@deminamo

Ummm... Yeah. The video just proved that, didn't it...

[BazzleBeefJunkie]

tom is fucked now .......

[JesseVictors]

Mr. Dickson, isn't that Chuck Norris knocking on your door?

[honeydew455]

the real question is can this guy make me a strawberry mango smoothie???!!!!!!!!!!!!

[arcticskat3r]

Everything blends except Chuck Norris and Heskey.

[MusicRoxz23]

In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris blends you.

[eemarko]

Chuck Norris bended and blended blender.

He blendered everyone himself !

[Coukincho]

Chuck Norris is invincible, he can't be blended, but he can blend blenders instead. :O

[DGregster]

Chuck Norris Blends Blenders.

[worldsword8]

ROYAL RUMBLE!!!!