Go the FUCK to Sleep As Read By Samuel L Jackson

[hayitsWILL98]

TURN TRANSCRIBE AUDIO ON NOW!!!

[chibangin007]

go the fuck to sleep daddy? yes, go the fuck to sleep

[crzymn246]

So damn funny. I thought I would die.... or just go the fuck to sleep.

[hersheybabyluv]

THIS. WAS. FUCKING. EPIC!!!!!!!!! I would read this to my niece if I didn't know that my mother would murder me for it.

[icefirepokemon]

this sounds like something my dad would've read to me lol!!!

[AushwitzBakery]

I'M TIRED OF ALL OF THESE MOTHAFUCKIN AWAKE KIDS ON THIS MOTHAFUCKIN PLANE!

[Prettyphile2]

"Fuck your stuffed bear. I'm not getting you shit!" omg... LMFAO!

[belindadeanna1969]

Funny as lmao x

[spandexislovexx]

This is like the 5th time I'm listening to this reading today.

[batmangrl97]

i imagine Samuel L. Jackson was my dad and read this story to me:)

[TheRosefisted]

Wow... Imagine that... Samuel Jackson swearing.

[CONKER17]

@ThePrincessRowan i heard this when playing 'team fortress 2' and started to yawn and fall asleep ._. its magic i swear

[homesauce2000]

I laughed so hard that tears were dripping and my stomach was abbing! The possibilty of me reading this to my 2 year old and quite stubborn nephew can't be far! XD

[SalaMENCE3]

It's been 38 minutes already. Jesus Christ, what the FUCK?! Lmfao. That part always kills me. xDD

[blackyoshi1230]

Where can I buy a copy of this book?

[glenngoodison]

@blackyoshi1230 put amazon dot com in front of this

/Go-F-Sleep-Adam-Mansbach/dp/1­617750255

[euphoricrose]

@blackyoshi1230 They sell them online and also at any major bookstore. I've seen copies of it at Chapters :)

[BrookeDec5th]

yes yes it is

[Spork141414]

Wait, is this an actual Audible recording?

[ChrisMSan32]

I want to share this with my mom. But I'm scared she'll whoop me. BTW, I'm 32-years-old,

[479Lucy]

I laughed so hard I am crying. I love my kids... when they are asleep!

[CopyriteInfringement]

i have had it with this mother fucking sleep

[hedecky58]

Not gonna lie, this made me really tired.

[yourawesome16]

EPIC.

[Dragonslayer10203040]

Hell yeah! Go to FUCK to sleep! :D

[mzwickedonenonly]

**Audible hopes you have enjoyed this program...

Me: YES. YES I HAVE!! XD

[1hkwilkins]

Its funny because its true.

[Comeandgetyousome]

i bought this on the ipad as soon as I heard this (about $6, if I remember correctly). It actually worked on my son (just turned 1)! I'm no Sam Jackson, but he seemed amused enough to sit and listen to the story being read. He hasn't done that for ANY other book!

[Mighty43Pieman]

GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP MOTHER FUCKER.

[bubblydragon84]

I wonder if they do this for the Kindle?!!? I bloody hope so!

[bubblydragon84]

This is tooooo funny! "You ain't thirsty, that's bullshit!" LOLxoxoxo

[montypythonfanatic1]

An instant childrens classic

[jacobisme1996]

FUCK YO STUFFED BEAR. I AINT GETTING YOU SHIT. lmfaoo

[FridayGirl822006]

Lmao XD Oh my God this was so fucking funny! XD

[uberawesomebale]

i love this. i honestly fell out of my chair laughing my ass off.

[TheAaronpf]

lol



[MySerpentine]

Pffft

[AddisonLea]

I shed a tear.

[nickiaries]

I KNOW YOURE NOT THIRSTY! THATS BULLSHIT! rofl

[Zaoness]

Fuckin sleep! Bwahaha.

[yscreth55]

2:49 best part

[Mandaramaster]

This is amazing.

[theAbeElement]

this is the greatest thing I have ever heard

[TheMegamario101]

Im going to by the book

[MetalPatrick93]

Now I know how my mum felt whenever I couldn't go to sleep....

[cpma100]

god damn it i pissed myself

[JetAurion]

My Government teacher read this to us in class.

Best class ever.

[negacrow]

Every goddamn night.

[Canemikat]

This is just the best thing ever!

[Lancre69]

wonderful

[claireanimorphs]

This is awesome, hahaha

[kftc88]

I am the caretaker of a 19 year old autistic kid with severe fits of manic insomnia, and this is the best thing ever. After 48 hours of forced wakefulness the bad language filter disappears.

[BAMF115]

Laughing my fucking ass off.

[AiCLC]

Samuel L Jackson fucking rules

[MonaJRes]

This book is great. It's so realistic.

[olchevyman]

Ha ha ha....Its time to go the fuck to sleep!

[chance666]

I swear if I ever have a kid I WILL be reading this to them

[RadkeMaiden]

I'm imagining Jules from Pulp Fiction reading this.

[xmrsxmansonx]

I pretty much just said that about my son today. He's teething so it's VERY hard to get him to go to bed peacefully these days!

[teacherofculture]

sooo....is this for children or adults?

[mrtextbook10]

@teacherofculture both. try a school library

[heykaryann]

it's almost like this guy has been watching our house at bed time.... too perfect!

[KHRYSTYP28]

As amother of 3 and grandmother of 4, I can sooooooo relate to this. It is, by far the funniest and most truthful thing I've ever heard!!!!

[choccy1981]

I somehow didn't find anything funny. All I know is that this makes me less wanting to have a kid. IMHO.

[stankylegg96]

This is hilarious!!!



[MsSerabella]

brilliant

[1Propst]

I cant imagine who would DISLIKE this.... TO DAMN FUNNY!!!

[iced12spice]

Did my older brother write this? lol sounds like it!!

[davidsengel07]

So love this

[killeronxbox360]

hhahahahahahahah

[TeamIzlude]

@fartmonkey Nah, I do it too.

[fartmonkey45]

is it wrong that i listen to this just before bed???

[invaderharpie]

@fartmonkey45 Dude! I do it too! XD

[MuskegMolly]

I have seven kids, I have NEVER said that out loud, but boy have I thought it a few dozen times!

[sandragrant19]

fucking awesomeness!!!!!! i sooooo love this! i don't know of any parent who hasn't felt this way at one time or another!

[zyairzahniya]

Yes yes yes, you hit the nail on the head. I can't lie, I wanted to hate this but I can't ...... THIS IS THE BEST. Keep up the good work, and may the Lord bless You

[bluebanshee3]

i wish he'd been my dad.

[camstoro]

WTF why would you swear in a childrens book??? holy shit!!!! bad book bad!!!

[DaBigFoot]

@camstoro Maybe because it's not a CHILDREN'S BOOK genius. It kills me that people need this spelled out for them. It's a book for parents, not children!

[RagnaroekChaos]

@camstoro It's not supposed to be read to a child. It's for parents.

[FriedKeyboard]

I'm PISSING myself...

[R3TARDNATI0N]

thats bullshit your not thirsty

[dedicateddad]

@R3TARDNATI0N You're*

I'm assuming you're a proud member?

[bmsmith918]

@pieisgood13 grow a pair its called go the fuck to sleep. go watch a barney video or something puss-ass

[lilfrnz]

This was great - but I never thought I'd say it - but the video with the Calgary Comic Expo people reading it had some better acting on some pages - someone should splice them together

[pieisgood13]

MrPhatHot you should change the video title back to "F--k" rather than the F-word 3 times, that doesn't accurately display the title of the actual book.

[MrPhatHot]

@pieisgood13 Taken into consideration

[pieisgood13]

@MrPhatHot Thank you very much!

[frylock2314]

@pieisgood13 You can faintly see the uc in the moon, so it is accurate.

[TroIoIoI69]

@pieisgood13 And he doesn't give a shit.

[Bellamyc511]

i love this! the book is worth the money as well. now only. if i could.get Samuel L. Jackdon

[TAMMYLYNNSMITH298]

I have six kids...LMAO!!! LOVE IT!!! :)

[Yohtarama]

cute, very cute ;)

[Senza32]

@KayZeeDoubleYou My favorite quote is "and angolans of madagascar arson newsday" at 4:10

[WouldYaEva]

@Senza32 I heard it as pangolins

[Senza32]

@KayZeeDoubleYou This is hillarious on every video, but yeah xD

[Darthane]

One, tired person, can't get to sleep no matter what.

[lwrncc]

I listen to this before bed. I'm 24.

[zarcon94]

@KayZeeDoubleYou google can't understand black people.

[KayZeeDoubleYou]

@zarcon94 lololol

[sUbZaReFrEE]

LOLOL

[Fiddlewinks]

This made my life so much better.

[Tzuskany]

@InfraRedMMI The entire book would be even funnier if Samuel L Jackson just read the captions instead... xD

That made my day.

[NikoAndRoman123]

As a new dad, I can soooo relate to this, you have NO idea.........

[whonext360]

@NikoAndRoman123 Oh what I have to look forward to in the future lol. Can I stay in college forever?

[TheADDActress]

Yes! I love this book lmao :D I read it and send it to my friends and they all laugh. :P

[ebonysoul34]

omg. this was so f*cking funny i couldn't stop laughing. my son is now a teen but i can remember those days clearly. to this day i can't go to sleep past midnight. great job, sam!!!