Speaker phone (and the such)

[MaggieSerendipity]

Me upon clicking on this video: HOLY FUCKING SHIIIIIIIT OHMYGOD THIS IS WAR ON MY EEEEEEEARS JOE WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DOOOOO!!!!

[AILURVEUALL]

awww I cant hear anything but static :/

[GumiYummi]

What the frick?

[bartonic777]

haha ive always wondered what this video is about

[cherry1o8]

ah i thought that was my mac whooo

[broans]

Owwwww my ears :(

[invictusheart92]

What up with the white noise?

[rachel5117]

Static on head phones...BUZZ!

[weetzybat]

wtf is with the noise!!!

[TrainerJaz31497]

You need to remake the video, without the static. So we can here what you were saying.

[lovesthegaga]

this video used to not have the static

[cherryblossomsakusas]

same here it hurt!

[BENP0ND]

OMG THE STATIC ;-; i almost died~

[Luie14]

stupid sound!.... n it look like a gd video.... damn

[tyleroakley]

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SOUND?!

[DFineNormal]

All I can hear is white noise :-(

[jasberry17]

i have a contest up if you want to join, dont need to be a subber.

i have a contest up if you want to join, dont need to be a subber.

i have a contest up if you want to join, dont need to be a subber.

[spinet7]

I have a life, if you want one too, stop being a spammer

[rocketdog5911]

what happened to the sound?

Your voice used to be there... :(

[emilyyloveeyouu]

ahhh...that scared me alot!!! )= i jumped right out of my skin )=

[jackmumjack]

wat is up with the sound :(

[HOTTIE74123698]

I Think It Would Be A Good Idea To Put Your Voice Instead of

"Ssssshhhhhhhhhhh.."

(:

[PopcornPlanet]

omg made me jump

[Jade1003]

aaaahhhh!!! scary sound!

Joe! Make the bad noise stop!

[Abnoodle]

uumm... sound please?

[PWNAGE11]

I can't hear ANYTHING : (

[ceres51892]

I can't hear anything...

[andrewBsoweird]

zut i really liked this video too

[MPoopC]

JOE FIX UR VIDEOZ

[bartonic777]

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[dayustein]

I can't hearrrr :'(

[adeleseybobs13]

we cant hear you ! oh no ! i was really looking forward to watching this :( xxx

[moofroxmisox]

the sound is all sounding like "pshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

make it stop joe!!! :(((

[Pplsayulooklikeelvis]

Oh no! What happened to the sound?!

Based on the older comments it can't have always been this way... :(

[PrincessShaunie]

its all static :(

[dropbeatsnotb0mbs]

omg i was wearing headphones and the static blasted!

[momsdaword11]

SAME!!!

XD

[roughandred]

Ditto!

[teehoespaghettio]

me too! haaa

[FMEproductionz]

i was eating frosting and my speakers are far away from the computer.

the frosting was all on my fingers and the static blasted.

:(

MAKE IT STOP JOE!

[betyps]

LMAO me too and i had really loud! it made me jump off my seat! LMAO

[sandy348]

ditto on the static... =[

[misfit2008]

i think there is something wrong with the sound... its totally just static

debbi

[sandyny]

wtf is up with the sound

[BreezyWinter]

"Ugh, I should've changed".

lol <33

[ranast316]

OMG you made me laugh so hard with the phone issues!

[artbyandy]

I want my chalk to taste like mints too!

[pinkvanillaxoxo]

this is sssssoooo funny i keep re watchin it

[moorgani]

I've had my ex listen to me and my friend talk about him for like 10 minutes after we "hung up"

I cannot describe to you how awful that experience was

needless to say.. I don't use speakerphone anymore

[Macaronniix3]

Ahaha.

that happened to me once! My friend and I were leaving a speaker phone voice mail on our friends phone. Honestly, we hated the girl. And when my friend closed the phone we started talking about how annoying she was being....

It was bad.

[sgtpeppers10]

i love how there are always the token 89 comments that just quote the last line of your video back to you. and by love, i mean it's really stupid.

your grievances on tums were completely random and hilarious. chocolate and cream flavored sounds horrifying.

[AlaskaBoyAlex]

LOL i also HATE the new tums and antiacids and stuff !

[hockayking12]

"And I just ewant my Tums to taste like mint."

lololol

[melissamac104]

ohhhh Chocolate and Cream flavoured tums are goooooood!!! lol

[HendersonBruce]

DK1... this video literally made me laugh out loud! I don't think you even realize how funny you are...AND youre even better on 5AG! keep em' comin!

[fordennisbrown]

haha you are hilarious

[jenuhfuhthrowdown]

"...and i want my chalk to taste like mints."

hahaha dude youre fucking hilarious. I love it. =]

[pixelized]

LOL @ "strawberry-favoured chalk" :D

[whitefluffyhat]

the fiber aisle? say what?!

[phina510]

I so think the phone thing is going to happen to me too!!!

[hubbabubbamax314]

blah blah blah blah blee. !! love that. dood. you are the cutest little thing. iloeyou!

[broans]

Gotta agree with you about the tums...though it doesn't effect me anymore, being that Tums don't exist in Japan (at least as far as I have seen). And also, cell phones DO hurt. I would much rather use the speaker phone.

[neversaynatalie]

Did you know you look kinda like Shia LaBeuff (or however you spell it)? Yeah. You do.

[smileokay]

Fibre isle. Oh my gosh. so Hilarious!

I looooove tums. They are oddly yummy. But ive never had that flavour. Gross.

[LilMonkeyDishwasher]

ahahah i do that w/ mi phone 2. lmao. but i want my chalk to taste like mints.ilyy!

[ticatacatic]

" omg, I just talked to a total BEEEOTCH"

"uh... I'm still here...!" (x3)

LOLZZ

[beddersox]

Hahaha!!! "And I want my chalk to taste like mints." Love it!!!

[balieystar101]

yah thats happened to me...pretty akward

[lizzyfiz2]

haha "stupid bitch"

[llam89]

lmao.. omg you are too funny! I've subscribed. You made me a fan!!

[cubeguru30]

Just like chocolate skittles

[rockyyracoon]

Oh! You say cabinet funny! It's actually really cute the way you say it!

<3

[paleskinnylovers]

I'm a new comer to the world of Disney Kid. I'm enjoying your videos. I wonder if i'll be enjoying them when I get to the last one. We'll see

[zwarrior17]

looool!

[HxChristen]

i've totally done that before!!! oh my god! i thought i hung up . . . i didnt. i was talking so much crap. and she was my best friend. i still dont know if she ever heard. i hope not. :\\

[brokenxstitches]

LOL "uhmm. its stil me"

[LostNPinkRibbons]

OMG your phone is super cracked, but i swear that happeneds to all razors they kinda suck

[vxbdffd]

Hello JOE!!! HOW DO YOU MAKE YOUR CHANNEL ALL COOL YOU NEVER ANSWERED THAT MESSAGE I sent to YOU!

[FantasticRach]

lol i know what you mean, we have like this "tropical fruit" tums, i everytime i have one i nearly throw up..THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO HELP UR STOMACH NOT MAKE IT WORSE!! lol xD, i luv ur vids :)

[HarmoniousMice]

"i do not know what happened to just having regular freaking flavoured tums"

best.

part.

ever.

[talltom14]

omg joe hahaha the tums...very good point i hate the flavors!

but fiber...very random ! love it!

[30lozmola30]

"oh shouldve changed" you are tooo hilarious joe!!

[sofoe]

lol thats hilarious

[partyweetow]

You play the piano?

[JANCE]

"Stupid bitch"

you dont know how many times i whached you say that ! lol

[initialgforce]

its good to talk on the left ear. they said its bad on the right ear coz its a lot closer to our brain.. they said on the right side it gives you headache a lot faster.. im not a phone person.. wonder if its true

[ministermundain]

i like mintie chalk too.

[tagalicious2789]

Your videos are so good. Honestly I have your same fear for phones... but man do i miss my speaker phone.

[karolinospolakos]

"I want my chalk to taste like mints" lmao xD You're totally funny! I love your sense of humor!!!!!! =D Aaaaaand I'm subscribing alright?:D Sooo keep up the awesome work you're doing :) c ya!

[notastalker89]

that was hilarious

[30lozmola30]

wat are tums lol

[Sidekick4Life]

LMAO.

[ariel4891]

lol, the fiber isle reminded you of tums?

That happened to me yeaterday. I was talking to a person i don't really like on speaker, so when I hung up I was like, "God, I hate it when she calls me, she is such a bitch!" and she was like "EXCUSE ME!?" It was so embarrassing...

[nathanadamo]

ur to funny, too funnnyyyyy

[KatharineDawn]

haha when I was little I used to go sneak tums and eat them because I liked the mint flavor... I also used to pretend to have a stuffed up nose so I coud have dimetap, strange kid.

[littlemonster333]

love your skits honey, you have a natural comedy style. very coooooool! kudos

[AquamarineMe]

Nice shirt,Joe

[HaleyMary]

I prefer using speaker phones, too. Depending on how long I am talking on the phone, my ear will get so warm and I have to keep switching ears a lot. :)

[squaidie12]

Ahaha.

that happened to me a few weeks ago

i was using my friends phone (mine isnt the same type)

but i was talking to a guy on speaker phone and i got mad and closed the phone and i was like "HES SUCH A JERK!" and he was like "whatt?"

haha :]

[JunioC]

Omg im the same way Lol

I hope it never happens to me

[violadorkk]

I hate Tums anyway.

They're already bad enough when they're mint flavored.

[EmileyxSmiley]

hahaha the ending was awesome :D

[WailingMoonman]

bahaha, good show, mah man!

[xHelloxMartiex]

OMG i was laughing the whole time when you were talking about the aisles!

[jo3ly]

what on earth is a tums?

[jasonbradshaw727]

ur pretty cool kid and funny.

[BriannaAlvarez89]

Oh Tums! gross! The only time I've ever had tums I threw up... bleck! And the phone thing! My mom did that while leaving a message! It was hilarious!

[emoxbarbiex3]

i laughed so much during this video. [x

you're funny. d:

[CrashTheSceneee]

HAHA. Omg. I've done that so many times. Use speaker phone and hang up and say something about that person but it didn't really hang up. I hate that.

[windchime1]

awesomeness!..by the time im finished watching ur vids u r gonna think im obsesive ..sorry in advance :L

[Utsusemi]

nice room color...

[disneykid1]

LOL. you left this same comment on like 5 videos.

[pixelized]

I like that he has a The OC poster on the wall and the world map seems cool too. :)

[Blueaveo3568]

This is a great vid and your so right.

[JisforJeff93]

i love being on speakerphone with my flip closed...its more comfortable and cooler =]

[sharkyBoo]

lol i like your shirt

[jennadobson03]

omg i totally feel you on the tum thing! i uhh... take tums daily.......... yea. anyway i get those huge mega bottles and ill stand there in the damn isle and just stare. stare. stare. and then i end up getting spearmint or peppermint cause youre right.. if you have indegestion or whatever... YOU DONT WANT MOCHA CAPPACHINO TUMS ahaha.

[mamfe07]

ahhh you are so funny!!! fiber aisle?! that's hilarious.

[bdaykyliefan2]

im gay and i really hate all these really gay american gay camp boys talking shit like 'leave britney alone boy' just shut the fuck up, nobody gives a fuck , your a queer cunt and a bloke not a woman your a div! and mate ur really mentally retared! who cares about how u talk on the phone all the fact u dont like flavoured tums, WTF WHO CARES!

[maryamqt]

when u are in a speaker fone, u dont give respect to ur friend.

[disneykid1]

gee, thank you for all your lovely, lovely comments....

[cellulitelove]

mean girls lol

[gibbonsa3a]

oh my god ur so funny that made me laugth so much when you were ment to be on the phone lol your great keep in touch chekk out my videos there not as good as urs like hahahahahahaha x lurv yaaaa XxXmWaHxXxx x big kiss x lv mandi x

[cpd8882]

omg, you are the cutest thing in the world! Marry me!

[foxtrot746]

OMG! the call waiting thing has happened to me! and it was my sister-in-law!!! i was talking to her and my friend called and i thought i switched over and i said "ugh, i'm on the other line with the in-law from hell" and of course, it was still my sister-in-law. well, i was banned from my brothers house for about two months lol.

[disneykid1]

lol! yikes!

[SOPHaLOAF10083579135]

Tums are nasty!

[bosnianchick17]

tat happened to me 2day!! lol it sucked but i'm a good excuse maker so now my friend isnt mad at me but ya i said some pretty mean things

[urtearskeepmealive]

I HATE TUMS! BLEH! lol. funny vid

[Qtip195]

OMG UR SOOOOOOO FUNNY. That happened to me once. I don't have a razor (hate those darn crappy things) but I do have this motorolla (I think I spelled that right) and I would be on speaker phone with this person I really don't like (wondering how in the world did they get my # in the first place:P) and after I finished talking to them I would....*ahem* say a little....something about them.....-____- and their still there....=o

[lLaceyPoohl]

"I want my chalk to taste like mints." lol

[couturecouture1]

i have the same phone, and i do that all the time .... lol

[Hipimp440]

motorola v3 razer

[DAWNCB]

you ar so great!1 very funy and good edits too, thanks

[ObLover94]

OMG! I love this guy! Not like in love, but you know what i mean!!

[PSHHCUTIEx3]

ahaha, i have a RAZR, too, so i know exactly what your talking about. (: haha, i'll always forget that people can still hear me when i shut my cell, which is pretttyy weird, haha.

[fairyfrenchfry]

chocolate tums? never seen those LOL

[robyn2288]

YOU'RE HILARIOUS!!! I AM SOOO SUBSCRIBING! I agree with the tums......they suck! I only like the pink and yellow ones

[CarPanda]

haha i do that all the time.

[banksy93]

whats a 'tum'??

[LovexClandi]

a tum is like a tablet that you take to help settle a stomache and make you feel less sick :D

[banksy93]

ohhhhhhhhhh k lol i was like 'what the hell'

[dannewsnz]

Yeah the hanging up one has happened to me.

[valareedoll]

oh man, i'm always afraid i won't click over right too lol

[cherrytwi5t]

I prefer to talk on speakerphone too.. except only at home or else people think you're deranged (as you said)

[flensarata]

will you be my bestfriend?

[werewolfbitevictim]

i want my chalk to taste like mint too! ha ha ha this one time i had a similar experience with the mixed berry flavors...so gross...

[emosareghey]

i basically talk on my razr alllll dayyy

[clarep22]

what are 'tums'?

[LeilaMoon]

lol.. u crack me up =] "i shoulda changed" ahaha.. the phone thing is scary huh.. ive sent bitchy messages to my friends and accidentally sent it to the person its about b4. theres just no coming back from that =/ how can u talk ur way outta it!

[bebexserenity]

HAHAHA hun, razor phone sucks! i think it's the only phone where it doesn't hang up when you're on speaker and closes it. lol a lot of other flip phones hangs up when you close it.

[laurellehaha]

yeah....the phones aren't hole-up-to-your-headable...yea­ahh...

[borndemented86]

I worry about not switching over right all the time, i have hung up accidently too, its bad, lol!

[MarisDLahm]

hello im going to subscribe i dont have a cell phone

[YazzieLips77]

LMAO, you never stop to kick some giggles in me. It's like, even when you're "serious" you're actually funny... "mint flavored chalk" (that's somethig you don't hear every day) Overall, I totally agree with you on the new flavored stuff...

[justintime88tx]

haha. good video. yess phones can be tricky these days, thats why we have to be extra careful!

ha loved your little rant on the tums.

and i love your shirt, even though they said you shouldve changed.

basically i just love you.

LOVESS

[trinigal12]

OMG i know wat you mean about the phones, I have the EXACT same one and that actually happened to me!! My friend called me but she was pissing me off and i ALWAYYYSS talk on speaker phone and thne i closed it an said "Ughh that dirty hoebag" and then we got into a huge fight...BEWARE OF THE SPEAKERPHONE!!!

[sweetflavah]

smoothy flavored tums are actually good. i look forward to heartburn or stummy aches just so i can eat one. ^^

[girlagainsttheworld]

LOL I want my chalk to taste like mints...I watched that like 5 times LOL

[diggitydoodah]

"new-fangled" hehe

Funny as always Joe :)

[mayv91]

The fibre aisle! I that was so funny!

[sistertruth]

i can relate to the cell ur cell phone stories...im never sure either when i go on my second line... :S

[Mel1334]

"and I want my chalk to taste like mints" LOL..

great one babe

[disneyfreak90]

Lol! Fiber aisle. You are awesome. And the fact that your name has 'disney' in the beginning makes me love you automatic. <333

[iloveyou161993]

haha i lovee your videos

[peppycolas]

lol I can totally relate, cell phones are scary things.

[memcadam]

im pretty sure that the smoothie tums are AMAZING

[disneykid1]

Oh no! you're one of them! hahahah =P

Those smoothie tums are the ones that almost did me in!

[gracie0187]

i hate people who always talk on speaker phones bc i don't like hearing their conversations.... but the hang up on speaker phone and it doesn't really hang up thing is super annoying.

[weirdjuliuh]

you just reminded me to buy pepto bismol! thanks! tums and pepto bismol arnt even the same thing..but yeah haha

[disneykid1]

lol. I'm glad this video was good for something. =P

[MugglePrefect]

lmao i want my chalk to taste like mint too.

yah, they hsouldnt flavor them like that. If they do, its gonna make one of us barf because of all that sweetness!!

[disneykid1]

OH I know! All those sweet ones are so powdery that they make me gag. Let us travel to the land of mint chalk!

[okaayibeLIEveyou]

hah so what you should do to avoid having this situation happen is to 1- not pick up when a "bitch" calls, 2- walk a safe distance away from your phone before calling that person a bitch, and 3- (which i think is the best thing to do) not say such mean things about the bitch. oh, and great video! ;]

[kewl408]

lol, funny...

[Rican386]

like this vid.

[henname]

lol "I want my chalk to taste like mints"

and by the way, why worry about offending someone you don't like? If they hear you, they hear you :P

[SpongeBlog007]

Heyy!!

Ohmygod! Me and my friend were on speakphone to her bf and we got off the phone and started talking about how hot he is and some pretty badd stuff... He heard us the whole time when we shut the phone coz we sed we were in a hurry.They didn't last long... Lol =P

[magpiemarie]

Haha, nice! And yes, it will probably happen at some point or another... it's happened to me, but the person knew I didn't like her so it wasn't a big deal.

And I agree about the Tums. I take them for acid, and I always have to SEARCH for the original good-old Tums. It's annoying. The new ones taste disgusting.

Keep up the good work. I enjoy your vids.

Marie

[littlelamb987]

You are so funny and this video is very true. I have a slider and it always ends all activity when you slide it down, but I'm always so paranoid people will hear me because yeah, I can say mean things sometimes too :-/ Hey, what can we do, people get annoying sometimes. And ew tums... ew

[CubicXL]

LOLOLOL That phone thing, I do it too...I'd say something like this: "Okay bye now...*click* Fuck dumb bitch". Sometimes I even don't hang up because the other one will probably hang up sooner than I will (how weird isn't it...)...in short: the perfect time for people to hear what I really think of them.. It's gonna slap me in the face one day xD

[faithfulwind5]

yeah i kno someone w/a razor too that has that problem. LOL! like i'd call & they'r busy & then I hear a click...a pause...then "hello?" I go, "hey." ANd they go, "oh good itz u. i'm w/ my mother in law on the other phone and she's such a b...." LOL!yeah....so i guess thatz a way to be extra secure.