Gyruss was an awesome game! Had A LOT of fun playing it as a kid! All though the game does date itself by listing Pluto as a planet ... ... which it still is in my book! ;-)
In a universe where the popcorn conspiracy's corrupt reign is supreme, one man must fight its corporate space battleships. That man . . . is sick of playing crap games.
A touching tale of mental torment and heroic game-quitting, brought to you by Uwe Boll, the genius behind Alone in the Dark and In The Name of the King, among other game-destroying movie adaptations.
Ever since prehistoric times, things have been serving popcorn to those that didn't want it. Joe & Mac, my first LP, was where the popcorn conspiracies began.
does Ur-anus have popcorn too?
Shotgunryugan 6 months ago
very interesting game
kinmanyuen 7 months ago
This is my favorite shoot em up space games :)
molonlave2010 1 year ago
Gyruss was an awesome game! Had A LOT of fun playing it as a kid! All though the game does date itself by listing Pluto as a planet ... ... which it still is in my book! ;-)
mag2b 1 year ago
Its More like Tempest than Galaga
pappachook 2 years ago
"Which for some reason is farther out than pluto"
... Yeah, neptune'll do that sometimes.
Sillyman0 2 years ago
Uh Neptune is often further off than Pluto due to Pluto's orbit.
TKnightcrawler 2 years ago
it's like galaga
TheAnythingkid 2 years ago
In a universe where the popcorn conspiracy's corrupt reign is supreme, one man must fight its corporate space battleships. That man . . . is sick of playing crap games.
Abalux 3 years ago
A touching tale of mental torment and heroic game-quitting, brought to you by Uwe Boll, the genius behind Alone in the Dark and In The Name of the King, among other game-destroying movie adaptations.
ZetaPlays 3 years ago
too true, too true. but i think house of the dead was the worst.
super mario bros movie - the most hideous list of wrongness ever to sham the mushroom kingdom.
Munkimanz 2 years ago
Just to be dork. Neptune and Pluto Orbits cross over each other every couple hundred or so years.
ThaduisMallowmare 3 years ago 2
I think that familiar-sounding bit of music is Bach's Toccata and Fugue.
Crowley9 3 years ago
XD with the evil popcorn organization bit there! I suppose you got a catch phrase or two up there.
NESgamer190 3 years ago
Ever since prehistoric times, things have been serving popcorn to those that didn't want it. Joe & Mac, my first LP, was where the popcorn conspiracies began.
ZetaPlays 3 years ago