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  • Breaking Dawn was the conclusion of Stephenie Meyer's four-novel long sexual fantasy.

  • Twilight can suck Chuck Norris' balls.

    It isn't a novel, it's a disaster to literature.

    I mean, "Idea about twilight came to me in a dream" WHAT!? Sheesh, dreams are dreams, even I can write a better story without a dream or something.

    As an old Wizard would say: "It does not do well to dwell on dreams,"

  • ugh so agreed.i need to find this direct quote about edward letting jacob sleep with bella if he wanted to cuz i never got through the whole fourth one. i literally threw it across the room xD

  • Number one rule of fantasy DONT BREAK YOUR OWN RULE! Stephen Myer broke that rule. Number 2 rule: YOU MUST FOLLOW THE RULES OF LOGIC! that rule was also broken in the twilight series. and The final rule is if you use a scientific explanation make sure you do some research. Yah that rule was brocken too.,

    Twilight has all the elements of a bad fantasy.

  • Twilight is an epic fail, there's no denying that. Unfortunately, far too many uses of the word "like" make this video unwatchable for me.

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  • Hate this book and Im serious I read the entire series and the last book just killed me

  • BTW i've come across some mean rabid that argue with me saying that quote on quote "It is possible for edward to make babies because the venom.LOL" venom is Poisonous fluid secreted by animals such as snakes and scorpions and typically injected into prey or aggressors by biting or stinging. veno is not sperm.She say's woman can't have babies because they can't physically change am I correct.Then how can edward do the nasty? hmm.An ERECTION is a physical change! stephanie meyer your an ifiot!

  • Beware, I'm from Transylvania and I have some real vampires' phone number, I can call them anytime to thrust Edwards ball back inside him!

  • Anyone seen any video reviews or read any online reviews about the e-book

    April Curran Meets the Vampire of Crimson Cove High School?

  • edward has blood lust for bella and what bella feels is physical attraction.Jacobs point of view is better bella is a whiny manipulative bitch that get's everything

  • pretty sure edward's dick shouldn't work, based on science and all... but somehow he managed to have sex and create a baby.

    HIS ORGAN'S DON'T WORK STEPHENIE MEYER! YOU TOLD US THAT IN THE FIRST "NOVEL". UGGGHHHHH!

    Seriously though... dick should not work.

  • why dont the twilight fans just jump off a cliff

  • @Romariotvaz That's a bit harsh. I would rather they all just open their eyes to the fact that the book is a crappy excuse for literature.

  • @Romariotvaz i don't think it's harsh.After reading newmoon people(GIRLS) are probably going to jump off a cliff thinking that their boyfriends are gonna come back to them.Which is pathetic and wak willed.

  • I'm pretty sure that Down Syndrome is when a baby is born with extra chromosomes. Clearly Renesmee is a Down Syndrome baby. I wonder if SM is aware of that?

  • What will be turned into cheesy, poorly written, love story next? Cyberpunk fiction? Lovecraftian Horror? This shit writing can only continue if it gets deeply rooted into the teen fangirl mind.

  • How does Edward get erections if 'technically' he doesn't need to breathe?

  • Breaking Down is one of the stupid books I have ever read.There was so little sense in it, so I wonder at those who are defending it.The majority of Twilight fans are really immature.They don`t have the proper education at home, to begin with.No wonder that they are behaving rude,arrogant and with no respect for the others.I really pity you, brainwashed jerks.You won`t succeed in life with this attitude.Realise yourselves before it`s too late for repentance.

    Great videos you make.

  • dont reply to tailsdoll213 thats my old account

  • wait till me and my friends book is published they are called the big book of apples (and why they should not be on book covers) its a documentary with lots of pictures (but mainly a mockery of twilight)

  • Part of me wanted to throw my book out the window and part of wanted to finish reading it.

  • Team tyler's van.

  • About the different species thing? Yeah, different species CAN have babies, only they are either born dead or malfunctioning. The case of donkeys and horses isn't different; their babies can live a normal life but can't make another spawn of their own.

  • and then Buffy staked Edward... the end! ;-)

  • you dont make any sense on what your saying you dont even put across your point on how edward is on the honeymoon so it kinda sounds as if you haven't even read the book properly

  • @AnaliesedaDiva I was trying to cram everything I had to say into 10 min, but basically my point is that Edward is acting controlling and manipulative as always, and their conversations are extremely lacking in substance.

  • @Ichichan0326 I totally agree with you I don't understand how bella and edward are in love.

  • im sorry to ask this but are you a Blonde??

    Yes Twlight sucks but.. You studded way to much and used "and um Like"

  • @Seb0astian No, this was before I used to edit my videos. Although I don't see how stuttering during vlogs is an indication of my hair color...

  • @Seb0astian

    Dude anybody can be dumb

    not just a hair color what a cunt you are.

    @Ichichan0326 He/she is trying to call you dumb

    and your not.

    >.<

  • @Xxcupcake522xx Yeah, I was being facetious XD But thank you for defending me (:

  • @Ichichan0326

    No problem.

    xD 

  • @Seb0astian whats hair colour got to do with it? im blonde and i can out smart any twilight fan and alot of non-twilight fans

  • And I thought Disney Princess films were total 100% wish fulfillment storylines?

    I see Disney Princess films and Twilight have a lot in common.

  • @GueiGirl I don't really associate Disney with Twilight at all. They're fairytales, after all. This isn't a fairy tale. It's a badly-written self-insert fantasy at best, which is not at all what Disney is.

  • @Ichichan0326

    But in the original non-Disney fairy tales, the Little Mermaid dies and becomes an angel. Snow White ended up killing her own Queen mother after finding out all those murder attempts that the Queen has done on her. The wicked stepsisters mutilate their feet and get mauled by Cinderella's animal friends, with the results being blindness.

    So yeah, the original fairy tales weren't are pink and sugary.

  • @GueiGirl My point is the reasons behind the stories are completely different. The people at Disney were trying to make a good movie, with a happy ending so the children would enjoy it. SMeyer was just writing for herself, as she's said multiple times, because she totally sees herself as Bella. In my opinion, it's completely different.

  • @GueiGirl yes but disney at least puts effort in there shit lol

  • Thank you. =)

    P.S. I'm glad I'm not the only person in the world who uses the 'word' craptastic.

  • Thank you. Just.... Thank you.

  • It is filled with things that confuse me. Did twitards have the sex talk, because they see nothing wrong with the fact that a vampire could reproduce. That book may be 500 some-odd pages, it was so easy for me to read that i finished it in two days. It took me at least a week and a half to read Chapterhouse:Dune, because of the details and the fact that I enjoyed it.

  • The simple fact of everything is.TWILIGHT SUCKS IT SHOULDN"T EVEN BE CALLED A BOOK SERIES>TWILIGHT SUCKS CHINCHILLA BALLS!!!!If Dracula got into a fight against Faggot(Edward) Cullen he would rip that pussyfairy to shreds and he would instantly turn into fairy dust and drcula would snmort it like cocaine

  • haha best comment ever

  • Thanks it is true to.

  • i laughed so hard when I read that I nearly fell out of my chair, thanks for epic comment

  • @crazywanch101 twilight sucks godzilla radioactive balls

  • 09:18 THANK YOU! so true.

  • Wow, now I'm really glad I didn't make it to Breaking Dawn.

  • my exact thoughts! :D

    you're awesome. x]

  • flush ten dollars down the toilet. It'll feel like you already read Breaking Dawn if you haven't already. i truly wish someone had told me that earlier

  • That makes no sense. Why am I not allowed to express my opinion? And how am I supposed to know it's bad before I read it?

  • thats true

  • I got half way through the book, quit, skimmed through the rest and was greatly disappointed. Yeah, you don't have to read Breaking Dawn to be disappointed.

  • i admitt im a twilight nerd, but breaking dawn so far(i havnt finished the book sooo idk how its guna play out) is so far pretty disapointing...

  • man whole twilight saga sucks not only this its stupid written has no sence and characters SAPARKLE???

  • Edward's a jerk, dude. Offering your wife up to another guy. What the Hell? And Bella...damn what a freaking hoe, and I thought men only thought about sex 24/7. Damn, no guy could possibly beat Bella when it comes to thinking about sex.

  • You don't have to be a writer to know when a book is bad.

  • i could write better. most girls like twilight just because they think a charecter in the book is hot

  • Gimme a week a half baked idea and i'll pull a story out of my ass that'll show up Twatlight, Suck moon, Relapse, and Breaking Logic up any damn day of the week.

    And I suck at writing.

  • @PlatinumIvory Add a pound of weed to that and you have a best seller.

  • actually i am writing something better thank you very much :D

  • y does this have no raiting i watde 2 give it 20 stars

  • she made him a childgroomer google it

  • I completely agree with you. I thought this whole thing through. But I have some unanswered questions like; How the hell does Edward get it up? I hate the no sleeping thing, that is so lame, but I guess since they run of of human blood, I was thinking maybe they dont sweat it off like they use a ounce for every action or something. I was also wondering about Bella's menstrual period. I only really enjoyed the brith part where Bella got ripped up.

  • I actually enjoyed Jacob's snarkyness. I think her writing is decent when she writes from Jacob's perspective. But then she makes him imprint on Renesmee. Why, SMeyer? -.-;

  • I did enjoy half of Jacobs POV, especially the blond jokes, I got a kick out of those. But I didn't like the Leah parts, they were too sexist for my taste. J's POV seemed to go on forever though.

  • I read the book once.

    Took like two weeks for me to finish it!! It was so friggin dull.

    I refuse to beleive that steph wrote a VAMPIRE book. They are not vampires. They are just diamonds. only with no worth an/or brilliance.

    It's a book about like... pedophiles. Alot of pedophiles! Not just Jacob. Edwards like.. old. Some other vampire fell for a kid.. and something.

    There was no real plot. Just Steph fixing all her mistakes.

    All in all: FAILURE ._.

  • breaking dawn was the worst written twilight book. love the others, though. i respect ur opinion, even though mine is severly different. thank you, EdwardsCoven4EVA and Ichichan0326!!!

  • Thank you :D! Yay for polite fans.

  • I read the whole book and the only part i actually somewhat liked was Jacob's. And I was getting excited when I was reading the last book for the fight scene and then nothing happened! That got me really angry. You also forgot to mention how Stephanie made Jacob into a pedifile(sp) and Bella was okay with it at the end.

  • You can get hybrids within the same family of animals, such as the liger, a lion/tiger, but these hybrids are almost always born sterile. Plus, most creatures are hardwired to seek out their own species.

  • Ah, I totally forgot about those! Interesting.

  • you know what bothers me so much about these books? that they are clearly written so unprofessionally and horribly (not to mention they COMPLETELY killed vampires, which used to be one of my favorite mythical creatures) and people still go crazy over it, and think that it is the most amazing book in the world! like, have they not read anything by a real author?

  • I totally agree. And even worse than that, some of the fans go batshit insane when you talk about why you don't like it, and then call YOU immature. *facepalm*

  • I was wondering the same thing. There are so many talented and original autours, and I'm not talking only about the big famous names. I've read many amateur, unproffesional stories on various sites and some of them were a thousand times better that these books.

  • I agree BD is the worst book ever. SM broke all of her "rules" we learned about in the other books. I can't believe she had Edward pimping out his wife to his mortal enemy, the kid who's wanted to get in Bella's pants from the start.

    Don't even get me started on the imprinting thing. It was weird in NM, and just plain creepy in EC, and BD. I will never understand people who thinking horny teenage boy's imprinting on babies and kids is the cutest thing ever.

  • I could forgive the imprinting if she hadn't brought the whole children thing into it. Why, WHY would she do that?

  • I know, if it was between two consenting adults it's a little different. I've read that this is how SM wanting the TW saga to end. With everyone getting their happily ever after, including Jake imprinting on the baby.

    I can't even see how Jake and Nessie would have kids. I under the whole biology thing you were getting at.

    BD feels like a huge joke.

    l've come to the conclusion that BD doesn't exist, and the TW will always be a trilogy for me.

  • She went waaay overboard with the "happy ending" thing, and this is coming from someone who loves Disney and liked the Harry Potter epilogue.

    Why not just set him up with Leah?

    I tolerated the "book 2" section, but "book 3" was just...oy.

    And they're going to make a movie of it! =[

  • I would have loved for her to set up Jake with Leah. I thought that is what she was going to do. What about her happy ending?

    Honestly, I basically skimmed book 2. As soon as I saw it was from his POV, thought to myself "What? I don't want to read this crap."

    I hate it that they are going to make it into a movie. You should come over to the Epic Fail board at;

    twilighted . com . There a bunch of us who love to rip apart BD.

  • I hate Twilight and Breaking Dawn sucks, but Jacob's part was actually some semblance of decent.

  • I thought so, too! It was the only part I liked.

  • OMG, when leah and jake came closer together i REALLY thought they were gonna get 2gether!!!! but when read more and more i realised he was gonna imprint on da BITCH renesme!

  • I do understand some of your points and quite frankly I dislike Bella. BUT I am still a die-hard Twilight fan.  There is more to it than Bella's droning on. If you can't see that, it's your loss. :(

  • To each her own ;]

    Thanks for being nice :D

  • No problem. Some people are getting a tad over enthusiastic about your disliking the saga. It's your opinion and everyone is entitled to one. God people grow up!  We aren't gonna win 'em all! :)

  • I don't blame the cast so much as I blame SMeyer. If anyone should be jumping of buildings it should be the characters themselves...but yeah, Twilight sucks. and that's a good video XD

  • Ha, I agree with you

    just another conformist blah blah blah that MOST (not all) teen girls feed off of to be in the "in crowd" if you ask me the whole story is badly written, she just drones on and on about Edward "perfectly chiseled body" real shallow and shit... but yeah that my opinion, I could write a series, better than the twilight saga, about all the crap that sucks about it.

    to each his own.

  • LOL! I'd read that series.

  • yes twilight sucks, but like could you like say like, like anymore like times..........like

  • It takes a second for me to organize my thoughts because I didn't write anything down to read from. It's just a space filler, jeez.

  • There are actually quite a few species that can-cross breed, but it's a bloody bad idea. Plus point though, Renesme wont be able to breed, unless SMeyer decides to screw sense again. Which is likely. You make sensible points. It's nice to see some people haven't succumbed to the insanity. xD Twilight Saga = Literary Rape.

  • Well, I wasn't trying to "get to the point", I wanted to talk about all the things that suck about this book. But yeah, Twilight sucks. Epicly.

  • I haven't read Breaking Dawn yet

    I'm guessing, though, that it involves a lot of romance, and that probably bores some people.

    But, the romance is my favorite part of the whole series haha, so it might turn out my favorite book.

  • Its not about romance, its about teen pregnancy and that getting pregnant at the age of 17 (or 18, i dont actually care) is ok.

    Basically, its the worst book along with the others that make up the Twatlight series.

  • breaking brains lol!!

    i have to love you for this.

    i'll never get the title either. was it because edward broke bella's dawn?

  • Her titles make no sense, much like her writing :P

  • The twilight saga will always be a trilogy for me. Breaking Dawn blew ass and had NONE of the qualities that made the other three so amazing - no real tension, no dazzle.....

  • The other three had real tension...?

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