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  • cute kid

  • this movie made no sense.

  • Moral of the story:

    Wrap your willy before things get silly.

  • i came for the intro >:)

  • well, this would be an interesting episode of Teen Mom...

  • my vagina hurts now........

  • Foolishness...

    

  • A lesser man would have backhanded his dumbass daughter for getting him into that shit and then act retarded on top of that, but he held back. I thought that was a good scene until the nurse punched him and got involved.

  • @aceofdiamonds122

    HA!

    HA - HA - HA - HA -

    (really fast)

  • I think it's just you.  There were a few good episodes but Tales was pretty bad for the most part.

  • Irony: seeing an ad about pregnancy before watching this.

  • Demonic Teen Pregnancies are sexy!

  • I am sorry but I agree with the father here.

  • Simple question, once the phone goes out what happened to having a cell phone? I mean are they too far outt for a siginal or not up to date with the times. Bad back up plan if you ask me.

  • @mmvi59 I have been noticing that in a lot of movies lately. We have over 70% ownership of cell phones in this country, but a lot of these new movies act like they don't exist or no one has one. I guess that cell phones have been giving screen writers a Hell of a time figuring a way out of it. One tool is they old "I don't have a signal" excuse.

  • oh yes totally the same style as tales from the darkside because it is just an anthology horror fantasy series only more gory

  • It was interesting but I didn't get the point if the mom.killed the baby and the demon was like whatever and left with it and didn't kill her too o.O

  • Just think, all of this could have been avoided if Satan had only used a condom.

  • BS Dwane and his kids died they were cooler than everyone else in the movie, also they should have killed that blonde bitch.

    And ppl stop being racious on here we all know that we hate black ppl there's nothing new to be said about them that hasn't already been heard.

  • and here comes the afterbirth...

  • THANX FOR THE UPLOAD!

  • Seems like Dwayne got a lil side-tracked dealing with the doc in his office.

  • The sad thing is there are real people in this world similar to Dwaine...

    Not a bad movie though, John Carpenter is one of my fave directors, the horned demon looked pretty sweet! :)

  • mhm hm the black guy died first :(

  • Unrealistic show. Why would an abortion clinic be in the woods, 80% are in Black neighborhoods.

    "We do not want word to go out that we want to exterminate the Negro population" Margaret Sanger

  • @rlwieneke Margaret Sanger is mental and if anyone listens to her that person would be mental as well.

  • @EastAsiandictator Agree.

  • No more Devry University ads!!!

  • crabby patties

  • I GUESS THAT CREATURE HAD CRABS AND PASSED IT TO HIS KID HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • Is it just me, or does this MOH series remind anyone of the old TALES FROM THE DARKDISE TV series, that used to be on during the 80s to 90s era? Its just that MOH has more gratuitous blood shed, sexual overtones, etc. Other than that, the two series are quite alike.

  • @mindphreak4money and tales of the crypt

  • @mindphreak4money to be honest... i dont have a problem with that :) ... that was a good show

  • 40:20 Augh, right in the chode! How twisted these movies can be sometimes..

  • CRAB BABY!!!

  • And the moral of today's story, kiddies, is: When you hear a disembodied otherworldly voice ordering you to protect the unborn child it's impregated your daughter with, always ask for the proper identification.

  • Wow, that was LAME! "Masters" of Horror? This series should be called Has-Beens of Horror (or in some cases Wannabes). Even the best episodes are only mediocre, & the worst are outright garbage. Also, I'm sick of "activist" filmmakers who feel the need to push their political agenda on the audience. Stop trying to deliver a message & instead focus on telling a good story. Just b/c you wrap your politics in monsters & gore, that doesn't make it a horror film. More quality, less propaganda.

  • @manonphyr007

    And I'm sick of people complaining about activist filmmakers. There are plenty who don't push politics, so watch something else.

  • maybe this is in poor taste, but...BOOM HEADSHOTZ!

  • HEY LOOK!!!!! Its the guy from DOOM 2!!!

  • Holy shit she got raped by that thing 0_o

  • I mean the hole deal is that you know it isnt real but it still scares you and that just doesnt happen anymor with movies.. From a person who feared chucky to i watch "horrors" all day n night... I think turkish, german, and sometimes japanese is the best plaCE for something freaky/scary/actual shock at the end!.

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  • The dad looks like a gorilla.

  • 17:25 Heh heh. :D Hank from Royal Pains chewing out Hellboy... epic. :D

  • Just use protection kiddies, or suffer the consequences >:3

  • my question is the other family. The dad is the bad guy because he raises his hand to his daughter because she is talking back to him while he is trying to have them escape a gunfight which they never would have been in if she had better moral choices.....wtf?

  • @hensomm idda hit that little bitch lol and the nurse n that douch cop fag :P and Im a girl ha!

  • What did I just watch?Gods will be done.

  • holy shit! I haven't seen this for years, but watching it now I just realized that's the guy from Royal Pains!

  • I find it hard to believe no one had a cell phone

  • "This doesn't make any sense" Thats right Ron, because we all know that nobody gives birth to a mutant crab baby!

  • Lol... she is so not 15...

  • @minstertruth this was released 2006. At the time it was filmed the actress, Caitlin Wachs, was 17 or 16.

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  • protect the baby! holy cow!

  • im in the middle of it and it reminds me alot like assault on precint 13

  • Hey look it's Hellboy.

  • i like this one, but certains scenes were just too disturbing just as in imprint. still love them though

  • awww i hate ads gosh this sucks

  • That gate guy looks like Obama lol

  • Red necks....

  • Id do anything to be 15-16 again....after 25,life takes a u-turn to a world of shit

  • I also notice there is less fuck scenes than season 1 which is why it sucked on Chiller channel.They had a fuck scene in every episode but im at the beginning of this one so I can be wrong

  • I cant believe the number of views is so low,are people retarted and dont see you can quere season 2.Masters of Horror has the best horror directors making these gems hence the name,I guess people would rather watch shitty American made rip-offs of Japenese movies.

  • right, because people who like plot and characters to go with their gore and tits are just stupid. classy. i'm not saying that all these episodes are bad, but calling them gems is pushing it. when i watch this show i see wasted potential, so many decent acters and amazing directors getting paired with some of the most retarded and nonsensical stories with plots that are either ill explained or cliche or just full of holes. my father mistook the first episode he watched for a comedy.

  • @Laxagoodname300 They arent all good but some of them I really liked.And the horror in the movies nowadays is just horrible,Paranormal activity it sucked bad.And Resident evil afterbirth I shut it off after a half an hour something I rarely do,it reminded me off the matrix another rediculous movie,it sucked real bad they should end that sequal after the 2nd one it just got worse and worse.I will stick to 80's horror films,no CGI,and I was raised watching them.These new horror flicks are terrible

  • @TheRalphus666 god damn right. there's no school like the old school. don't get me started on those resident evil movies, it's just the director making some mary sue the chuck norris of the resident evil universe just because he sleeps with her.

  • How did them two even have sex!?!?!?!?!?!?

  • @Prototypepwns1998 he stuck his demon dick into her vag...you know the rest .....I hope

  • i love it how all the guys are like 15-19, and still say daddy in the cutest way xD

  • @OMGicecream101 I stopped sayin daddy when I was 6

  • Wha? This was bad, and I am a Carpenter fan...why did he chose to come back with ...with...this!? I mean no one has a cell phone? Sloppily directed: The cam bouncing during the car shots, the guards head getting blown off, then back together when he is laying on the ground, the bad dialogue, how they can't get in the front door with shotguns, then they can. The lame subplot of the family, and the nurse hitting the guy because he was going to slap his whore daughter who is PREGO but at a clinic?

  • Are you pro-life?

  • @JoeyHollywood1 Human life yeah, demon, monster, really bad thing life no.

  • @GermanChocolateCake Isn't all life suppose to be precious?

  • @arandajose20 I readily admit a bias when it comes to humans, natural animals, and depth-of-hell monsters.

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