You know, I think this wouldn't be quite so bad if we didn't keep comparing it to the awesomeness that is most of the Stargate franchise... the canon-raep. IT BURNS.
I just can't understand how THIS would ever get funding and actually put on television. What was going through the executives mind when he green lighted this? Yet we can't get more of the real Stargate. This kind of shit always gets a chance on t.v., along with all those retarted Jersey Shore, reality, game shows yet when a truely good show, with good acting and writing gets cancelled after a season or two.
Well the people who created the series had nothing to do with SGA, SGU, or SG1. Its pretty bad though but children can't tell crap from good anyways. Hell its not even considered a real version of Stagate.
They apparently know nothing about Stargate. At the beginning, the gate is already open but still receives an incoming wormhole, and when they show the wormhole in the intro, it makes the Zap gun's sound.
why do cartoon show writers love to put in the bug spray line whenever there are giant insects in the story? stargate infinity, digimon, probably a lot more...
This is so bad I actually believe the maker of this should never to anything related to entertainment ever again.. Hell he should be punished violently for it !!!
They have this model of the "stargate" in the carter addon pack for Garry's mod, it causes my friend to crash when he spawns it, it fails.. like this cartoon fails at replicating a fucking Stargate dialing sequence and chevron lock Yeah 2:40.. can't take this anymore *watches SG-1 and SGA*
The big size aliens r so helpless without their staff weapons? They suddenly forgot they have claws or brute force? What kind of pussy aliens characters they made? They look Fugly with sharp teeths and they can speak fluent english? How did they even got the buget to produce this crap? RUBBISH!
The story says its 30 years after the 1st stargate movie time frame, and they already replaced the standard P90 bud rifles with puny lasers that don't hit a thing? I have watched all the SG movies and TV series. This cartoon's story and animation is VERY BAD. It is worse than Starship Troopers cartoon.
GAY VIdeo
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Wolfrunner326 3 weeks ago
When Harrison got eaten my response: YES! YES!
when he got spit out: Awww
Wolfrunner326 3 weeks ago
I used to watch this when I was about 7? and I don't remember it being this bad....I must have been really easy to please.....
ministudiosinc 1 month ago
and the motorcycle :D lol
GodmyX 2 months ago
the sounds are genuine.. but when I see it I must laugh :D
GodmyX 2 months ago
this is fail the wormhole was open before they even entered the gate chevrons never light up DHD's look like shit
bovb902 3 months ago
The only reason I would ever watch a second of this crap is if a Wraith showed up and fed on EVERY SINGLE CHARACTER
applepie231 3 months ago
You know, I think this wouldn't be quite so bad if we didn't keep comparing it to the awesomeness that is most of the Stargate franchise... the canon-raep. IT BURNS.
tensachan 3 months ago
OMg this is retarded...
awesomedudemee 3 months ago
what the hell
willhood444 4 months ago
Whatever this is please destroy it immediately.
scifi75 4 months ago
I just can't understand how THIS would ever get funding and actually put on television. What was going through the executives mind when he green lighted this? Yet we can't get more of the real Stargate. This kind of shit always gets a chance on t.v., along with all those retarted Jersey Shore, reality, game shows yet when a truely good show, with good acting and writing gets cancelled after a season or two.
gayfarmerboy 5 months ago
Pause at 0:12 for event horizon dildo
GoliothOnline666 6 months ago
@GoliothOnline666 that's the first thing i noticed
levilisko 5 months ago
hey squirlmonkeyturtle...
nsg619 6 months ago
0:11 Star Penis
BlazingOwnager 6 months ago
I never knew first graders could draw so well.
yaosio 6 months ago
I thought this show never happened.
I do like how you have to turn the DHD
xiperXIX 6 months ago
That gate dialling animation is just terrible...
fraserelliottguitar 7 months ago
Well the people who created the series had nothing to do with SGA, SGU, or SG1. Its pretty bad though but children can't tell crap from good anyways. Hell its not even considered a real version of Stagate.
AK47man300 7 months ago
what a crap
Raessentia 8 months ago
Has this show ANYTHING AT ALL to do with SG-1, SGA or SGU?
Kreetard 8 months ago
They apparently know nothing about Stargate. At the beginning, the gate is already open but still receives an incoming wormhole, and when they show the wormhole in the intro, it makes the Zap gun's sound.
Pure crap; that's why I enjoy it.
TheLeader1197 9 months ago
@TheLeader1197 *Zat not Zap. Short for Zatnikatel. But you're right.
Lotsamarks1 8 months ago
@TheLeader1197 Yeah and the DHD center crystal is blue here. In SG-1, SGU and SGA, it's red o.0
DollyFan12 8 months ago
@DollyFan12 You're correct about sg-1 red center crystal comrad, but in atlantis it was blue and there wasn't that kind of dhd in universe
TheYouPT 8 months ago
oh my god this is pure crap!
mesicnicarodej 9 months ago
why do cartoon show writers love to put in the bug spray line whenever there are giant insects in the story? stargate infinity, digimon, probably a lot more...
enectrixx 9 months ago
This could of had potential for a good children's cartoon
leftspeaker2000 9 months ago
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joeyclamdigger 9 months ago
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joeyclamdigger 9 months ago
Horrible theme song. Possibly the worst theme song ever. In fact, i just crapped a better theme song while typing this.
joeyclamdigger 9 months ago
is this a joke ??
Who the hell made this shit ?
This is so bad I actually believe the maker of this should never to anything related to entertainment ever again.. Hell he should be punished violently for it !!!
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They have this model of the "stargate" in the carter addon pack for Garry's mod, it causes my friend to crash when he spawns it, it fails.. like this cartoon fails at replicating a fucking Stargate dialing sequence and chevron lock Yeah 2:40.. can't take this anymore *watches SG-1 and SGA*
camnexmovies 10 months ago
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camnexmovies 10 months ago
1:43 No kawoosh and 2-meters thick gate.
Can't take more. I'm out.
thepotentielhunter 11 months ago
This is an embarrassment to the franchise.
philds391 11 months ago
and the stargate is so fat and thick
134005 1 year ago 2
why is there an iris on the planet stargate?!?!?! and why is the event horizon open when it was still dialing??????
134005 1 year ago
The big size aliens r so helpless without their staff weapons? They suddenly forgot they have claws or brute force? What kind of pussy aliens characters they made? They look Fugly with sharp teeths and they can speak fluent english? How did they even got the buget to produce this crap? RUBBISH!
furybolt 1 year ago
The story says its 30 years after the 1st stargate movie time frame, and they already replaced the standard P90 bud rifles with puny lasers that don't hit a thing? I have watched all the SG movies and TV series. This cartoon's story and animation is VERY BAD. It is worse than Starship Troopers cartoon.
furybolt 1 year ago
what the hell is this????!!!! :O
rockafelow13 1 year ago
CARDGAMES ON MOTORCYCLES
Arpeggiato 1 year ago
Why couldn't they get a better class of animators and writers? Why do people like this get to animate?
redconvoy 1 year ago
the animation are bad bad really bad
fazilsidik 1 year ago
"I'M OLD, I GET ACHY!" lol
this is horrible...wow...
DamienZshadow 1 year ago
now why did the gate on the planet have an iris?
SprattyD 1 year ago
This is so bad it's bad.
sm0kingJay 1 year ago
this is shameful to see what the hell is this, i feel like im whatchinh an 80's syfy series but worst
tratravieso 1 year ago
I thought in the theme song we were hunted and on the run on a mission to get back to earth
66kcmiller 1 year ago
this sg-1 team will get killed off so fast by the Goa'uld
mgsbullettime 1 year ago 23
@mgsbullettime this sg-1 team? you mean sg team.
BlastedBeaver 1 month ago
The problem i see is them making up... well... everything and punching established Stargate things in the face.
Like.. when did we invent jetpacks, wristlazers, and any number of other things that just... dont make sense in Stargate Context.
KGoldstar 1 year ago
@KGoldstar This is supposedly set 30 years in the future but that still doesn't excuse the goofyness
Maximara 1 year ago
Words cannot describe the cheesyness. The DHD was way too close to the gate, and there wasn't even an energy vortex when it opened.
HarryBillyBobGeorge 1 year ago
AND THE EVENT HORIZON WAS OPEN BEFORE THEY DIALED IN!
HarryBillyBobGeorge 1 year ago 50
@HarryBillyBobGeorge And at 0:55 theres an iris in front of the Gate 0.o What the blazes..
plutoniumtangent 1 year ago
@HarryBillyBobGeorge i know GAAAAAAA
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adrianopol92 8 months ago
@HarryBillyBobGeorge this children's cartoon based off of a scifi movie is SOOOO UNREALISTIC!
grinick 6 months ago
@HarryBillyBobGeorge and the freaking random stargate has an Iris, they didnt even made a effort to try and make this a bit good
levilisko 5 months ago
The video keeps cutting out.
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safiraxxx 1 year ago
@safiraxxx subscribe? to this ?? are you kidding me???
peanutpumpgun 9 months ago