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  • only in india....

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  • thats one wonky monkey...

  • A lot of fucked up people in India i see

  • Lol at first I thought he was CGI :)

  • 0:47 the guy in the pink shirt in the back...isnt he to guy who eats bricks? lol they're friends? 

  • @Stimtastik No he isn't LOL EPIC FAIL

  • Contraceptives or the 'snip' for the males.

  • Put a stick in your ass and get hired... :D

  • @Hypochrisy0 ur comment made me lol

  • @Hypochrisy0 ur comment made me lol

  • we meet again back corner of youtube.

  • India is a land of oddities holy shit

  • @Dragosteaw odds yes.. holy shit nope

  • go India go!

  • gollum?

  • fake

  • @bboyjokerwockeez1 No.... God loves us & also Jesus. God made us special

  • Oh, what a fucking surprise, Índia again ¬¬

  • LOLOLOLOOOOOOOOL!

    

  • more like strange faggot man

  • monkey scares monkey... Hmmmm so its like monkey see monkey do?

  • جوك المريض

    

  • I would be happy to have monkeys climbing around my trainstation instead of those fucking pigeons ;)

  • la cola como la mantiene en su sitio

  • M01 K1ND 0F J0B! 8P

  • Lol i love how when the monkey dude is talking , others are just there to be seen .

  • i could tell this dude was fake cause i saw the inside of his mask

  • vous vous foutez de la gueule de qui ??????

  • Here is a better solution, Close down the station for a day, A SINGLE DAY and hire a man with a gun to go in and shoot all the damned monkeys. Problem solved. No need to have a dude dress up like a Gigantic f*cking monkey.

  • @ray0426jh LMAO HAHAHAAH

  • how the hell did i end up here?!?

  • absolute fake

  • funny CRACKERS.

  • KILL IT WITH FIRE!

  • Thumbs up of you're going to watch man hasn' eaten for 70 years :D

  • ههههههههههههه الله لايبلانااااااااا؟؟؟ هو اصلاً قرد ويبغى يرجع لي اصله هههههههههاااااي ^_^" سوسو

  • Who will scare people for damaging the World?

  • i wanna be a monkey!!

  • Monkey Man! Like the Rolling Stones song!!!

  • WUkong, the monkey KIng!!!

  • am i the only one who thinks "fuck off" when he tells that all the monkey are "gone" but there is alot where they are filming?

  • @HtfRaven could be past footage, or another place with monkeys. Man, we got to be careful of how much we trust while watching videos, this goes both ways, from what you see to don't see.

  • was wonderin from where it came AIDS, no i knw thx for vid

  • We had the same problem with homeless people in my city, so we hired a monkey to dress up like a homeless person.

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  • @Xulian12wowboy no its diagnal view get use to it

  • @5dollars wut ?!?!

  • bansaabhednhbandhabhebebdnuduh­

  • His mom had sex with a monkey

  • so hes a scare crow for monkeys? lol

  • sooooooo he scare off the monkeys or the peoples!?

  • creepy o_o

  • That's his dick coming out of his pants.

  • all the monkeys are gone, whys he still dressed up like one ?

  • lol.. i scared of thousands of mokeys!!!

    you scare EVERTYHING!

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  • OMG i thought his mom had sex with a monkey at first LOL

  • @CEObonuses well aren't you a brilliant person ^^

  • ITS TARZAN!!!!!!!!

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  • you guys ever heard of Japan? maybe you'll be crazy if you find out XD

  • 321 people fell for the pull my finger trick (tail version)

  • what a big phony. Here's the real monkey man!

    watch?v=bp76RCIvvQI

  • eaten by monkeys! lol

  • The Poughkeepsie Tapes 2

  • I am reminded of Chappelle's Monkey joke

    you know the one

  • that right there is pure dedication to the job

  • Sun Wu Kong o.o monkey godddd

  • I love the guys standing behind him just stopping there like *WTF is this guy dressed as?*

  • how can there be monkeys in a station .?

  • man what is with all the shit happening in asia man my friend thinks asia is cursed

  • the city's name is lucknow..... where's the monkies' luck? they have to see a guy dressed up like them

  • or you know you could just get some sedation shots and shoot them at the monkeys...

  • Wukong IRL xD

  • what the f

  • Look at the scars on his chest. I bet he's been attacked once or twice.

  • "And what do you do for a living?"

    "I'm a monkey for hire."

  • It is 5pm here in California. I haven't made a single noise out of my mouth all day, not even spoken a word to anyone. But that first shot of this Guy walking around made me LMFAO louder than hell!

  • The train company must have paying him thousands a day for doing that daring and embarassing job.

  • he probably scared all the people away too

  • monkeys damaging train?

    SABOTAGE MONKAYS

  • damn it i wanted to see him scare some monkeys

  • After watching this, I've decided to do better at school... o_o

  • welcome to india, but yea, pretty fucked up job

  • That would scare me so bad if I saw that hahahha

  • Lmfao

  • true indian mobbin

  • Weird stuff in India man

  • 0:26 THIS MONKEY GOT BALLS!

  • ponte a trabajar huvon!!!

  • Seems like a pretty awful replacement to me.

  • "people warned me that i would be eaten by monkeys"????? WTF?

  • gangstas of gotham need to hire this guy next

  • i'd b more scared of him than the real monkey!!

  • Tarzan isn' that cool anyway...

  • Brick eating man appeared behind him

  • IIT'S BECAUSE YOU DESTROY THE POOR CREATURES HOMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! F++KING DESTRUCTIVE HOMO SAPIENS!!!! D:

  • wtf

    

  • omg..........its a scaremonkey

  • - Why is everything weird in india /.??

  • @Monkeygobannanas123 dude no need to get offended because its true :P

  • @giannina234

    ya its true. oo ur right.

  • @Irockwithyouuu123455 cos there's too many people there LOL

  • @Irockwithyouuu123455 HEyyyyyyyyyyy, im indian, i find that offensive =(

  • @Irockwithyouuu123455 you forgot japan... :/

  • @Irockwithyouuu123455

    I think you mean America. India has some weird stuff, no doubt. But America is 1000x times worse.

  • @Irockwithyouuu123455 averybody and everything is weird in india my friend

  • @Irockwithyouuu123455 And japan...

  • @Irockwithyouuu123455 The population is so great in India that it'd be the most likely place to find weird/strange things

  • he had play to much with wukong u_U

  • Job well done monkeyman

  • the administration hires people to put on a ridiculous mask, and shove a stick up your ass, and chase monkeys around? sounds legit.

  • Someone hasn't fully evolved yet!

  • "People warned me that I would be eaten by monkeys. But I scared them all away"

    Monkeyman is fearless, only follows his own rules.

  • Fucking fake

  • It can talk?

  • lol XXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • that monkey has BIG BALLS!!!! (the real one)

  • Hey mom and dad, look at me now. "Would never amount to anything", eh?!

  • does it have problems speak a diffrent language i think its both

  • thats scary

  • scared monkeys chillin eatin banannas.

  • Interesting how normal news in India is totally weird news here

  • uummmmm....... o.0

  • He is white? Why is he a white man in India?

  • @oldleekumboozie His skin is painted in that color to look like the other monkeys

  • Now climb shit.

  • bullshit

  • lol I wonder how much they payed this dude xD

  • Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm­mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm­mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm­mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm­mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm­mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm­mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm­mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm­mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm­mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm­mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

  • WHAT THE FUCKK DID I JUST WATCH. my mind is very confused right now ;(

  • its funny, when he said he scared all the monkeys away, they showed about 5 monkeys still sitting around at the station. I think his dillusional, thinking that humans are monkeys since theres no humans at the station, just monkeys and he walks like a monkey amongst the humans. Well, you have to think of something to do if unemployment is sky high.

  • those monkeys have HUGE balls

  • I-i im scared of monkeys....id die O.0

  • ha its that frecky indian one the left 0:40

  • Man: free

    Mask: $2.99

    Tail: $4.00

    shorts: $15.00

  • @dustyfml whats fake about stooping down and acting like a monkey.

  • at 0:26 tht monkey has big balls

  • @dustyfml ...

    Did you know all humans have tails?

    They don't petrude out of their skins, but with some rare medical conditions, it can happen.

    I've seen this guy, along with tree man and elephant man on Discovery Health.

    It's real,

    and I can't wait until you 10 year olds take Biology.

  • hired to scare off the station's troublesome monkeys!? best job ever

  • of course its in india

  • how'd i get here....

  • I want monkeys in MY train station...

  • umm what bout a guy with a bat? that would make monkeys run...just sayin

  • Umm....ah, Hanuman would be proud of you...I guess.

  • or... a shot-gun?

  • yea, id be scared shitless if i was a monkey and saw him too

  • HOLY SHIT... A talking monkey..

  • i didnt see him scare shit away -.- those monkeys was still there and wasnt even looking worried

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  • This is like the 3rd or so video with an interview or a look onto a crowd from India where there's at least one guy with an angry or disturbed look on his facing staring at the camera. Is there something in the culture about Cameras and being suspicious of them?

  • This man...is a hero.

  • since when monkeys can talk?

  • WTF INDIA?

  • omg spelling error O-o

    

  • 0:21 bug o balls XD

  • Why are the most strange things from india ?!

  • @SyronNewChannel its fuck up

  • This only could happens in india..

  • oh my god i cant read the subtitles because of ads. I DONT WANT TO SAVE 15 PERCENT ON FUCKING ANTIOXIDANT CHEWS!

  • mongo

  • how how god how

  • Maybe his evolution isn't done?

  • @StarStareful haha! :)

  • @Coml3teBliss Well yeah, its a reason. o.o

  • WTF I was watching cars 30 mins. ago

  • An Asian pretending to be a monkey. It must have been the monkies rather large testacles that made the Asian want to be a monkey.

  • @AirborneRangers75th He's indian

  • @mltblue32 OH YEAH AND WHERE'S INDIA? ASIA

  • @mltblue32 Sorry but Indians are considered Asians. Look it up.

  • @AirborneRangers75th testacles? what are you trying to say?

  • I saw the ad with the dandruff monkey on the mans head and was like... the fuck is this shit?

  • cant these retards see the reason there are so many monkeys is because stupid humans are taking over THEIR habitats?

  • offcially has no life!!!!

  • ese hombre trae disfrass

  • Wow. A monkey eating a banana. Honestly, that's the FIRST time i've EVER seen that. in real life... ...think about it. LOL

  • @BRONST0N ahah thinking about it, same here

  • it will be easier to shoot them down...that to monkey man too

  • and he chose to be the "monkey scarer" idiot bec