Here is a better solution, Close down the station for a day, A SINGLE DAY and hire a man with a gun to go in and shoot all the damned monkeys. Problem solved. No need to have a dude dress up like a Gigantic f*cking monkey.
@HtfRaven could be past footage, or another place with monkeys. Man, we got to be careful of how much we trust while watching videos, this goes both ways, from what you see to don't see.
It is 5pm here in California. I haven't made a single noise out of my mouth all day, not even spoken a word to anyone. But that first shot of this Guy walking around made me LMFAO louder than hell!
its funny, when he said he scared all the monkeys away, they showed about 5 monkeys still sitting around at the station. I think his dillusional, thinking that humans are monkeys since theres no humans at the station, just monkeys and he walks like a monkey amongst the humans. Well, you have to think of something to do if unemployment is sky high.
This is like the 3rd or so video with an interview or a look onto a crowd from India where there's at least one guy with an angry or disturbed look on his facing staring at the camera. Is there something in the culture about Cameras and being suspicious of them?
only in india....
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diagonaluk 3 weeks ago
thats one wonky monkey...
HazeW33D 3 weeks ago
A lot of fucked up people in India i see
iStolleh 3 weeks ago
Lol at first I thought he was CGI :)
MandelbudetReturns 1 month ago
0:47 the guy in the pink shirt in the back...isnt he to guy who eats bricks? lol they're friends?
Stimtastik 1 month ago
@Stimtastik No he isn't LOL EPIC FAIL
TheLeam123 2 weeks ago
Contraceptives or the 'snip' for the males.
The1gypsyqueen 1 month ago
Put a stick in your ass and get hired... :D
Hypochrisy0 1 month ago
@Hypochrisy0 ur comment made me lol
Miyaxfursona 1 month ago
@Hypochrisy0 ur comment made me lol
Miyaxfursona 1 month ago
we meet again back corner of youtube.
dudeononewheel 1 month ago
India is a land of oddities holy shit
Dragosteaw 1 month ago
@Dragosteaw odds yes.. holy shit nope
Hemshring 1 month ago
go India go!
Eskiya311987 1 month ago
gollum?
MichaelZ93 1 month ago
fake
MrDimopoulospanagos 1 month ago
@bboyjokerwockeez1 No.... God loves us & also Jesus. God made us special
Leo19901216 1 month ago
Oh, what a fucking surprise, Índia again ¬¬
Mursilia 1 month ago 2
LOLOLOLOOOOOOOOL!
shah247 1 month ago
more like strange faggot man
Gudjon1000 1 month ago
monkey scares monkey... Hmmmm so its like monkey see monkey do?
Kapeena1 2 months ago
جوك المريض
krooomy20 2 months ago
I would be happy to have monkeys climbing around my trainstation instead of those fucking pigeons ;)
Iqualiify 2 months ago
la cola como la mantiene en su sitio
israeloco1111 2 months ago
M01 K1ND 0F J0B! 8P
L1CKMY4S5UCKMYD1CK 2 months ago
Lol i love how when the monkey dude is talking , others are just there to be seen .
Muffinx211 2 months ago
i could tell this dude was fake cause i saw the inside of his mask
THEHENDBOYS 2 months ago
vous vous foutez de la gueule de qui ??????
MultiWby 2 months ago
Here is a better solution, Close down the station for a day, A SINGLE DAY and hire a man with a gun to go in and shoot all the damned monkeys. Problem solved. No need to have a dude dress up like a Gigantic f*cking monkey.
ray0426jh 2 months ago
@ray0426jh LMAO HAHAHAAH
cfetzner 2 months ago
how the hell did i end up here?!?
dfgfghh 2 months ago
absolute fake
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steagul2 2 months ago
funny CRACKERS.
steagul2 2 months ago
KILL IT WITH FIRE!
ishteen 2 months ago
Thumbs up of you're going to watch man hasn' eaten for 70 years :D
Unawesomenessness 2 months ago
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81aa81 2 months ago
Who will scare people for damaging the World?
123MIURA 3 months ago
i wanna be a monkey!!
Shortdemon1999 3 months ago
Monkey Man! Like the Rolling Stones song!!!
666tabarnak 3 months ago
WUkong, the monkey KIng!!!
legomindstrom 3 months ago 42
am i the only one who thinks "fuck off" when he tells that all the monkey are "gone" but there is alot where they are filming?
HtfRaven 3 months ago
@HtfRaven could be past footage, or another place with monkeys. Man, we got to be careful of how much we trust while watching videos, this goes both ways, from what you see to don't see.
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was wonderin from where it came AIDS, no i knw thx for vid
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walidnoor786 3 months ago
We had the same problem with homeless people in my city, so we hired a monkey to dress up like a homeless person.
counterclockwise123 3 months ago
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Xulian12wowboy 3 months ago
@Xulian12wowboy no its diagnal view get use to it
5dollars 3 months ago
@5dollars wut ?!?!
Xulian12wowboy 3 months ago
bansaabhednhbandhabhebebdnuduh
Crystxl 3 months ago
His mom had sex with a monkey
lMichaelSalame 3 months ago
so hes a scare crow for monkeys? lol
bbcuti390 3 months ago 37
sooooooo he scare off the monkeys or the peoples!?
TK4240 3 months ago
creepy o_o
MrBabyCoconut 3 months ago
That's his dick coming out of his pants.
Jughead2950 3 months ago
all the monkeys are gone, whys he still dressed up like one ?
TwittSoup 3 months ago
lol.. i scared of thousands of mokeys!!!
you scare EVERTYHING!
andreaswilliamp 4 months ago
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T3RRABYT3 4 months ago
OMG i thought his mom had sex with a monkey at first LOL
CEObonuses 4 months ago
@CEObonuses well aren't you a brilliant person ^^
T3RRABYT3 4 months ago
ITS TARZAN!!!!!!!!
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Can i hire him for my birthday party?
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you guys ever heard of Japan? maybe you'll be crazy if you find out XD
madara435 4 months ago
321 people fell for the pull my finger trick (tail version)
123456789kamran 4 months ago
what a big phony. Here's the real monkey man!
watch?v=bp76RCIvvQI
SpR4y510 4 months ago
eaten by monkeys! lol
muse001 4 months ago
The Poughkeepsie Tapes 2
phenomenon91 4 months ago
I am reminded of Chappelle's Monkey joke
you know the one
DancingSpiderman 4 months ago
that right there is pure dedication to the job
TaroKiffins 4 months ago
Sun Wu Kong o.o monkey godddd
AlreadyInUrFace 4 months ago
I love the guys standing behind him just stopping there like *WTF is this guy dressed as?*
Sakotius 4 months ago
how can there be monkeys in a station .?
Jervinzman 4 months ago
man what is with all the shit happening in asia man my friend thinks asia is cursed
Arceus8540 4 months ago
the city's name is lucknow..... where's the monkies' luck? they have to see a guy dressed up like them
benjamin656564 4 months ago
or you know you could just get some sedation shots and shoot them at the monkeys...
roger778876 4 months ago
Wukong IRL xD
Rocketfaket1 4 months ago
what the f
vafaneh 4 months ago
Look at the scars on his chest. I bet he's been attacked once or twice.
DJstoopnig 4 months ago
"And what do you do for a living?"
"I'm a monkey for hire."
JessieJFan 5 months ago 2
It is 5pm here in California. I haven't made a single noise out of my mouth all day, not even spoken a word to anyone. But that first shot of this Guy walking around made me LMFAO louder than hell!
HAMMERxHCA 5 months ago 2
The train company must have paying him thousands a day for doing that daring and embarassing job.
Rodiguez83 5 months ago
he probably scared all the people away too
giantmanplayer13 5 months ago 33
monkeys damaging train?
SABOTAGE MONKAYS
SoundShunter72 5 months ago
damn it i wanted to see him scare some monkeys
Nouri8885 5 months ago
After watching this, I've decided to do better at school... o_o
Lerynna 5 months ago 116
welcome to india, but yea, pretty fucked up job
horserider172 5 months ago
That would scare me so bad if I saw that hahahha
Loveforever3096 5 months ago
Lmfao
comedehlover 5 months ago
true indian mobbin
AZon1t 5 months ago
Weird stuff in India man
ThreeDaysGrace021 5 months ago
0:26 THIS MONKEY GOT BALLS!
ltschriscrucker 5 months ago
ponte a trabajar huvon!!!
360000k 5 months ago
Seems like a pretty awful replacement to me.
mainia9 5 months ago
"people warned me that i would be eaten by monkeys"????? WTF?
Lokke159 5 months ago
gangstas of gotham need to hire this guy next
hazzbo1 5 months ago
i'd b more scared of him than the real monkey!!
Raghav88 5 months ago
Tarzan isn' that cool anyway...
DeMorsomme 5 months ago
Brick eating man appeared behind him
XxSockmonkeyxX 5 months ago
IIT'S BECAUSE YOU DESTROY THE POOR CREATURES HOMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! F++KING DESTRUCTIVE HOMO SAPIENS!!!! D:
NuunuMoi 5 months ago
wtf
MzCHona1234 5 months ago
omg..........its a scaremonkey
urinalturd 5 months ago
- Why is everything weird in india /.??
Irockwithyouuu123455 5 months ago 163
@Irockwithyouuu123455 fuck u
Monkeygobannanas123 4 months ago
@Monkeygobannanas123 dude no need to get offended because its true :P
giannina234 4 months ago
@giannina234
ya its true. oo ur right.
Monkeygobannanas123 4 months ago
@Irockwithyouuu123455 cos there's too many people there LOL
DisturbedPL 4 months ago
@Irockwithyouuu123455 HEyyyyyyyyyyy, im indian, i find that offensive =(
SittinOnDaToilet 4 months ago
@Irockwithyouuu123455 you forgot japan... :/
TheZerosabre 4 months ago
@Irockwithyouuu123455
I think you mean America. India has some weird stuff, no doubt. But America is 1000x times worse.
asterix645 4 months ago
@Irockwithyouuu123455 averybody and everything is weird in india my friend
JasonNachoRodgers 4 months ago
@Irockwithyouuu123455 And japan...
M66rten2 3 months ago
@Irockwithyouuu123455 The population is so great in India that it'd be the most likely place to find weird/strange things
polarmike76 1 month ago
he had play to much with wukong u_U
isma5713 5 months ago
Job well done monkeyman
SILENTMINDVA 5 months ago
the administration hires people to put on a ridiculous mask, and shove a stick up your ass, and chase monkeys around? sounds legit.
signaturemover 5 months ago 2
Someone hasn't fully evolved yet!
AnthoMan96 5 months ago
"People warned me that I would be eaten by monkeys. But I scared them all away"
Monkeyman is fearless, only follows his own rules.
LAXdoubleK 5 months ago
Fucking fake
dtfurlan 5 months ago
It can talk?
NFLization 5 months ago
lol XXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
ChaosInfernal111 5 months ago
that monkey has BIG BALLS!!!! (the real one)
rustkeeper 5 months ago
Hey mom and dad, look at me now. "Would never amount to anything", eh?!
Nidhogg86 5 months ago
does it have problems speak a diffrent language i think its both
MsKallie101 5 months ago
thats scary
MsKallie101 5 months ago
scared monkeys chillin eatin banannas.
DigitalPraise7 5 months ago
Interesting how normal news in India is totally weird news here
dachicagoan 5 months ago
uummmmm....... o.0
meowzer3 5 months ago
He is white? Why is he a white man in India?
oldleekumboozie 5 months ago
@oldleekumboozie His skin is painted in that color to look like the other monkeys
dachicagoan 5 months ago
Now climb shit.
azn6190 5 months ago
bullshit
HelLKeeperlol 5 months ago
lol I wonder how much they payed this dude xD
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imagender 5 months ago
WHAT THE FUCKK DID I JUST WATCH. my mind is very confused right now ;(
01Khan011 5 months ago
its funny, when he said he scared all the monkeys away, they showed about 5 monkeys still sitting around at the station. I think his dillusional, thinking that humans are monkeys since theres no humans at the station, just monkeys and he walks like a monkey amongst the humans. Well, you have to think of something to do if unemployment is sky high.
katpiering123 5 months ago
those monkeys have HUGE balls
BlazinAngel100 5 months ago
I-i im scared of monkeys....id die O.0
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ha its that frecky indian one the left 0:40
izzzDelta 5 months ago
Man: free
Mask: $2.99
Tail: $4.00
shorts: $15.00
n0va4lyf 5 months ago
@dustyfml whats fake about stooping down and acting like a monkey.
iMCraZyBro 5 months ago
at 0:26 tht monkey has big balls
feetstixskater 5 months ago
@dustyfml ...
Did you know all humans have tails?
They don't petrude out of their skins, but with some rare medical conditions, it can happen.
I've seen this guy, along with tree man and elephant man on Discovery Health.
It's real,
and I can't wait until you 10 year olds take Biology.
DarkNightVideos 5 months ago
hired to scare off the station's troublesome monkeys!? best job ever
chermansen00 5 months ago
of course its in india
RoundHouseRecords 5 months ago
how'd i get here....
SuperMechguy 5 months ago
I want monkeys in MY train station...
RainC222 5 months ago
umm what bout a guy with a bat? that would make monkeys run...just sayin
twobimmers 5 months ago
Umm....ah, Hanuman would be proud of you...I guess.
dustymiller65 5 months ago
or... a shot-gun?
bushyboi2k9 5 months ago
yea, id be scared shitless if i was a monkey and saw him too
jacobxtothez 5 months ago
HOLY SHIT... A talking monkey..
tojack27 6 months ago
i didnt see him scare shit away -.- those monkeys was still there and wasnt even looking worried
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unicorn1g 6 months ago
This is like the 3rd or so video with an interview or a look onto a crowd from India where there's at least one guy with an angry or disturbed look on his facing staring at the camera. Is there something in the culture about Cameras and being suspicious of them?
MontajBlaze 6 months ago
This man...is a hero.
kintaplafy 6 months ago 68
since when monkeys can talk?
11mrjarjar 6 months ago
WTF INDIA?
GoldenGangsta666 6 months ago
omg spelling error O-o
justin96990 6 months ago
0:21 bug o balls XD
justin96990 6 months ago
Why are the most strange things from india ?!
SyronNewChannel 6 months ago
@SyronNewChannel its fuck up
fghjk1077 6 months ago
This only could happens in india..
R0binw13 6 months ago
oh my god i cant read the subtitles because of ads. I DONT WANT TO SAVE 15 PERCENT ON FUCKING ANTIOXIDANT CHEWS!
TheGeekwad 6 months ago
mongo
LeckerDE2 6 months ago
how how god how
smasherman123 6 months ago
Maybe his evolution isn't done?
StarStareful 6 months ago
@StarStareful haha! :)
Coml3teBliss 6 months ago
@Coml3teBliss Well yeah, its a reason. o.o
StarStareful 6 months ago
WTF I was watching cars 30 mins. ago
Azezoz 6 months ago
An Asian pretending to be a monkey. It must have been the monkies rather large testacles that made the Asian want to be a monkey.
AirborneRangers75th 6 months ago
@AirborneRangers75th He's indian
mltblue32 6 months ago
@mltblue32 OH YEAH AND WHERE'S INDIA? ASIA
AirborneRangers75th 6 months ago
@mltblue32 Sorry but Indians are considered Asians. Look it up.
triggerpuller101 6 months ago
@AirborneRangers75th testacles? what are you trying to say?
ry4nmaster 6 months ago
I saw the ad with the dandruff monkey on the mans head and was like... the fuck is this shit?
IshowFUNNYvids 6 months ago
cant these retards see the reason there are so many monkeys is because stupid humans are taking over THEIR habitats?
CowieMooCowxo87 6 months ago
offcially has no life!!!!
sawmakai 6 months ago
ese hombre trae disfrass
mayemariela1 6 months ago
Wow. A monkey eating a banana. Honestly, that's the FIRST time i've EVER seen that. in real life... ...think about it. LOL
BRONST0N 6 months ago 52
@BRONST0N ahah thinking about it, same here
masterYOUtob 5 months ago
it will be easier to shoot them down...that to monkey man too
TheJamestruth 6 months ago
and he chose to be the "monkey scarer" idiot bec