Worst Games Ever - Superman 64, The Ooze & Atari Games

[Videogamestwin]

HAHAHA !!! 20:59 Koko B. Ware 

[lordjor82]

titus make a game call top gun

[TheTerenity]

7:14 What the freak?

[aWavyDENYSz]

daft punk tron music

[yyydanyyyy]

we meet those flying rings in batman arkham city too

[FusionGamerElite]

Stop it...your killing me with fucking laughter!!!!! I am LMFAO at how fucking BAD these games are!!!! Your commentary is utterly killing me LOL

I tell you man, you GOTTA make more vids like this, it's so frikkin entertaining, you make bad games look funny and that's what we need MORE of :)

[mrlegofan404]

So the guy who died in the slime WAS the Ooze?

[trafficjam10]

thumbs up from me for including Dr. Steve Brule!

[weirdude124]

9:17 also daft punk!!!!!!

[weirdude124]

0:06 DAFT PUNK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[weirdude124]

00;06 DAFT PUNK!!!!!



[bwefc1878]

@guardiane I agree, that's also one of my favourite castlevania games :D

[guardiane]

@Trozzul took me days after days to do...it's very tedious. I'll make a tutorial someday on how I do it. It's not too difficult, unless you make custom sprites like I did for half of it. Still, what I did here still isn't as impressive as some other stuff I've seen. Like the animations at dorkly.com - I love those.

[DdlyHeadshot]

That Football game is blatantly a rip-off of Football Manager for the Acorn Electron...

[DigiFiendLust]

Unfortunately they actually made several other games. One of them was RoboCop for the XBox. It was also their last game. Goodbye Titus you won't be missed.

[GeorgeLRockwell87]

Flying through rings is great for training (a-la X-Wing), but horrible as a basis for the entire game.

[guardiane]

@GeorgeLRockwell87 yeah no kidding :P

[mrjerrick]

Is phil your boyfriend?

[guardiane]

@mrjerrick He's your mother

[TheEmaProduction]

what's the music at 10:04?

[guardiane]

@TheEmaProduction That's from Final Fantasy VII - I think that's the music from the slums...where Cloud dresses up as a prostitute...a female prostitute.

[Xxagentorange666xX]

7:56, "Life has it's ups, but I have the downs."

[mzzmzz101]

Sorry for that long reveiw

[guardiane]

@mzzmzz101 it's okay, I forgive you?

[faithskater72]

I watched this entire thing.

[AlexanderLindell]

Arsenal!

[mzzmzz101]

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[karelpipa]

the first atari game is in my language, do you wanna help ? :) (S.A.G.A. I

[guardiane]

@karelpipa haha YES, what does it say!

[bubbagothisbone]

atari porn



[ChaosSolider1]

Judging from the song at the end.

You played the FF remakes right?

[guardiane]

@ChaosSolider1 Yes I've played the FF1 remake and I enjoyed it. Haven't beat all the special bosses, didn't care to level up to 50,000 or whatever you need to in order to beat them lol

[Chippy348]

What the music in the beginning? It sound familiar but I can't remember

[SnakeMacTavish]

Superman; "There's no time to waste!" (Walks in the other direction.)

Lex; "Wait, where are you going?"

Sumerman; "I said that there's no time to waste, but i'm wasting it by playing this retarted game!"

[yofune99]

i shall say 3 things

1: the original copy (N64 cart) dosen't have purple fog, but blue fog

2: stage 2 isn't the car thing, it is the dam level, and the car thing is a part of the first level

3: stage 2's "breifing" only works on the original copy, on the emu version you only see a video feed, blurring the words and making it inposible to play

[Jerro555]

Are you kidding? The Superman game was ahead of its time... It had probably The first troll face... Clark Kent's face.

[eeeeeeclapclap]

31:12-31:16...This is how I feel when people Block Me for comments on YouTube!

[hororofupgradecomple]

5 words...Big.Rigs.Over.The.Road

[kawrght]

lmao!!!hammerhead con-game is pissed!!!! lmao!!!

[kawrght]

awesome review!!!!! xD at clark kents face, looks like hes taken one too many blows to the head. did you see the gingerbread man late into it?the ooze is clearly swamp thing line for line.HEY NITWITS IF UR GONNA KNOCK OFF A GAME KNOCK OFF A POPULER ONE AT LEAST!!!

[kawrght]

@kawrght i should point out the caps is for the maker of the ooze, and not aimed at the awesome reviewer!!!

[guardiane]

@kawrght haha thanks, don't worry, I got what you were saying ;)

[hpmarocsvp]

...

[AbbuwOfficial]

This review is so fucking epic.

[TacoParadox]

that jungle strike clip really took me back

[Spong388]

Titus -> Win

[guardiane]

@Spong388 Sure, if you say so.

[yungbubbabush]

best intro ever

[OmegaDragon42]

You're way better at the Superman ring thing than AVGN, either that or it's not as rage-inducing as he made it out to be. :P But yeah, either way it looks like a terrible game, the storyline makes no sense whatsoever either...I was fortunate enough not to have come across it in my N64 days.

Anyways, great to see you making more reviews, you have an awesome sense of humour, by far my favourite reviewer. xD

[guardiane]

@OmegaDragon42 Not that I'd EVER criticize AVGN, he's my favorite game reviewer...but you're right in saying it's not as hard as he made it out to be. Don't get me wrong, it's not easy and it's definitely not fun...it's annoying as hell and frigin irritating that they'd make this a main part of the game...

[th4Guy77]

And I want to tell you so much, "FUCK YOU ASSHOLE".

HAHAHA man you have a good sense of humor.

[bwefc1878]

47:55 super castlevania 4 i believe?

[guardiane]

@bwefc1878 yes, has one of my favorite soundtracks for an SNES game.

[bLuDcLoT06]

your friend has nice tits for a guy

[guardiane]

@bLuDcLoT06 Oh, well I'm sure he'd appreciate that.

[insAnum]

I watched this last night and today at work I was laughing by myself at "Super Mongoloid", you're awesome

[marioallstarrr]

omg the opening creaped me out lol

[ArswawWorldofWarcraf]

What episode does spock cry?

[guardiane]

@ArswawWorldofWarcraf just look for "Spock Crying" on Youtube. Not hard to find.

[blindiris22]

i guess this is why making more vids took so long

[RyokanReviews]

Thank you for adding steve brule

[guardiane]

@RyokanReviews I heart Steve Brule lol

[MrPathorn]

How to defend yourself from superman without kyptonite?

Step 1 : Buy Superman 64 or get an Emulator with it's rom

Step 2 : Play

Step 3 : ???????

Step 4. Profit!

[DaAznThug]

Is that me or that sounds from the starcraft terran marine death? (22:42)

[guardiane]

@DaAznThug it's Starcraft Marine death. I only hope you're barfing when you sound like that lol

[taylor45ful]

@guardiane make a vidio game deaths 4 plz :P

[LmaoFIFA]

@guardiane was engrish at saga 1 on purpose lol, engrish is japenese english but great vids subbed

[supershadow6661]

what your seeing is a system i'm glad was dead before i could suffer at its hands

[burnindriver900]

TIT-US!!!

[1993Kittens]

@1993Kittens Superman Meets Sonic the Hedgehog? What's with the rings? Even better Superman meets Shadow the Hedgehog?

[RockyMarsh09]

I wish my name was Fuck Fuuck :D

[Darkwingrocker]

I love these videos, especially when you do edits like putting the Superman 64 game into the real scenes.

[TheDefjamfightforny]

Rofl!!

[jpmisdead]

Nice to finally see you back, guardiane! By the way, what's up with all the Mongolian references (mongoloid face, Mongolia vs Canada, etc.)?

[TwistedImpala]

Make another Video Game Deaths? :D?

[AZWification]

Great review! And damn! 52 minutes! Pretty impressive!

[Dstorm20xx]

... I liked the ooze.

[XTacoMangX]

I MISSED YOU SO MUCH MAN!!!

[nensondubois]

TITUS did make a Superman for the Game Boy, and a few other shitty Game Boy games (did I ruin the surprise?) Even playing them on the Super Game Boy is shitty.

[darkalex211]

This video was really funny and all your comments are so hilarious Guardiane! Keep the good work! i hope you will do an other worst video game ever :P... and why in typing game they did not made like an A, B, C , D choice :S

Ps: Could you test that QWOP or the others foddy.net games :D

[Transylvania1792]

that S.A.G.A I: Adventureland was in czech language

[MrXclio]

52 minute video jeezus, either you must have one awesome upload speed or you left the pc on the whole day.

[guardiane]

@MrXclio I left it on all night actually ;)

[spiderrony]

Actually nope it"s not german nor Russian the game at 17:49

It"s czech! I am only one who understands that text :D

[guardiane]

@spiderrony bah damn Czech games lol

[TheApachacha]

@spiderrony Me to :P

[ivario]

@spiderrony I understood jo have to press Space to continue and that's all :D

[manaya]

Hey Jeff, is good to have you back, man. I was really missing your reviews! the bullet dance was just awesome (that guy bullet dancing in the roof in negative LOL). I'm a fan an everything but this last review was like a big soup of everything. I liked more the old format :) Cheers man, great work!

[guardiane]

@manaya thanks, I appreciate your feedback. It's so hard for me to go back to my old ways...I like to make more elaborate detailed things so I don't lose touch with my editting skills. I guess doing more simplistic stuff will mean more frequent uploads, I just felt bad for having not uploading something for so long that I felt 52 minutes would make up for lost time. Anyway, we'll see.

[elchicopopular]

Phil looks like the old guy from UP

[sarkissamuel]

Hello....is it me you're looking for? hahahah

[sdziscool]

Awesome laught so hard

[cr103]

You just copied AVGN's review, saying all the things he said. You even used some of his footage at 09:12

[heartkiller1974]

tron music?

[Whoaman555]

Clark Kent face scene killed me

[Titanousthe3rd]

Nearly 53 minutes of video and 19 reviews?!?! Nice!

[bLuDcLoT06]

30:49!! holy shit, i didnt know the host of 'Dirty Jobs' was in Commando

[yofune99]

woah, purple backround?

that HAS to be emulated, but i dont blame you, the game sucks so bad that it NEEDS more purple

the reason you can lose rings is you can lose like, 3 rings then you lose

[theawesomeguy07]

47:55 lol

[Mistermemy]

OMG i have waited so long for this!!! Gardiane for president!

[viperxeon]

7:48 DERP.

[SageTheAtheist]

you're back!!!!! awesome video man!!!

[Mistermemy]

Im also a big fan.

[DiseasedMoss]

Lol'd to death at 8:04.

LOLOLOL XD

[gorelover1000]

well ooze wasn't that bad when i played it but then again all it was was a mindfuck for me

[Kitsaiful]

Awesome! :D

[Silentgeargrandia]

It is great to see you again guardiane!

I thought this was a great return if a bit long.

I will say that I actually liked The Ooze because of how different it was from all the other "Big tuff guy run n' gun" games.

Hope to see more in the future!

[Silentgeargrandia]

@UnbreakableFury1

*Series



[Silentgeargrandia]

@UnbreakableFury1

As long as the parent companies are no longer making money off the game and the console for the game is no longer made nor sold in stores, you're good.

I only do the rom if this is the case and promtly delete it if the game goes on Virtual console or otherwise . Thank God the Mother/Earthbound seires falls under this rule.

[astrastella12]

Cons:  requires logic.

Pros: requires logic.

Overall...(Spock crying)

[FKinTheCoffee]

The games are Russian not German

[guardiane]

@FKinTheCoffee BAH all the same to me.

[St8rGene]

good video! i watched it till the end.Best part for me was the bar scene with Mario and that guy from punch out xD

[Thealexachu]

i will call this 2:06 pink world!

[ypparcsipar]

titus did worms world party with team 17

great game^

[guardiane]

@middle0eye lol no hard feelings, I didn't really care to be honest. I'd love to reply to all people's comments but I just don't have the time...I haven't checked my youtube messages in months...and now that I have quite a few hundred waiting, I just gave up checking altogether. I feel bad and I really appreciate people messaging me so please don't take offense if I don't reply...nothing personal.

[guardiane]

@middle0eye lol funny how you guys notice that...I wasn't trying to "steal" anything. Sorry I didn't give him credit for that scene, I figured nobody would care. I was too lazy to record my own hand putting the game in the console...would it make you guys feel better if I make an annotation about it?

[spiderrony]

ýes i can read that its czech republic at 17:52

[doifhg]

I think the only other game titus made was worms?

[thetoecutterr]

whats the song at the end

[guardiane]

@thetoecutterr during the credits? From the Final Fantasy 1 remake...when you fight the FF3 bosses in the special dungeons.

[TsukiLagann]

You are f*ucking awesome!

Thanks for your work.

[MrDaCheat]

No VIbeS

No beVIS

No beVIS

No VIbeS

[Videogamestwin]

Great reviews and awesome random moments ! I fucking LOVE your videos !

[unomiel]

Welcome back to reviewing. That said, I skipped the padding videos. I suppose some people could cal them funny, but when I clicked I wanted reviews.

I liked some of what you had to say, though I wish it were a little scripted. The glasses comment about Clark Kent was hilarious; by far it was my favorite joke.

[waterbird65]

any one know the song at 31:17?

[guardiane]

@waterbird65 Yes, it's from the Price is Right...one of the random songs they played when showing prizes.

[wiccanXexodus]

WHOO! ive been looking forward to another fantastic episode thankyou :)

[ShadowAssassin134]

Dangit, its not moblie enabled

[karatepencilcase123]

"Robert Fagot" XD

[guardiane]

@karatepencilcase123 I wonder if that guy is married yet...worst last name ever.

[karatepencilcase123]

@guardiane we can only hope for his sake

[feh2]

This game was designed by furries. So explains why it sucks.

[guardiane]

@feh2 What game? There were multiple games reviewed...how do you know furries designed them?

[feh2]

@guardiane

Titus or whatever.

Seriously.

[guardiane]

@feh2 oh right..the weird fox logo...I see

[CrimsonFox36]

@feh2 i am under the assumption that you are mad. is this not correct? :3

[feh2]

@CrimsonFox36

...The fuck was that showing any signs of anger or negative feelings? I was making fun of the titus logo.

[CrimsonFox36]

@feh2 i'll take that as a yes :3

[silenthillsweet]

7:42 i laughed my ass off

[japierdoleokurwa]

Guardiane, try play game: Hot Throttle. This is very weird one :)

[caigor]

before the nazi flag comes up.... is that a chick or a dude ?

[guardiane]

@caigor Heh, it's a dude. He'd probably take your comment as a compliment though...not sure lol. Funny story, I told him to record himself walking around his home pretending he sees things on his walls and to film himself looking out the window and pretend he sees something weird...he didn't know what it was all about until after I showed him the final footage...

[Hmmfomtgal]

Lawl this is awsome thx gaurdiane!

[Kbrusky15]

Oh god what is this a german game? TRAIN TRACKS?!

[guardiane]

@Kbrusky15 Yeah a lot of the games are surprisingly foreign and didn't work...makes you think what it must have been like to pick this game up from a local video store back in the 80's.

[heisanevilgenius]

In the time it took you to put out another video, I started making game videos, slowly improved, and eventually got picked up by Blistered Thumbs. :p

Great to see you back, though.

[guardiane]

@heisanevilgenius hey congrats, glad to hear it. I wish I had more time for stuff like this, otherwise, maybe I'd be with them too, who knows?

[God777JESUSfreak777]

whoops. i already held a funeral for you guardiane.

[molobakk]

GUARDIANE, glad you are back!

[JMega007]

the randomness is better than robot chicken

[CrimsonFox36]

i thought the tittle said "worst 'cakes' on the face of the Earth"

ZOMGDMFG!!! IT'S MR. FREDRICKSON!!!

this was funny. i look forward to the next one

[pittster57]

geoff your the man

[8RayToro8]

This is AMAZING..! Thank you for making this! 8)

[arbitor365]

is that inception music at the beginning?

[guardiane]

@arbitor365 Tron Legacy

[RocMegamanX]

What game was the nuclear explosion scene from?

[guardiane]

@RocMegamanX Jungle Strike for Genesis

[RocMegamanX]

@guardiane Thanks. To be honest, I should have waited for the credits. ^_^;

[krauser979]

@guardiane i could tell it was from the genesis the moment i heard the intro song

[powergannon]

Actually, Titus made some "somewhat" well known games such as Carmageddon 64, Dick Tracy, and all of the Virtual Chess games.

[guardiane]

@powergannon Oh I'm sure they did...I'd rather play ignorant and pretend they made nothing else. I didn't bother to research like usual lol.

[powergannon]

Woah. How long ago since your lost video? I saw this in my subscription box and thought "who the hell is that?" P.s. I thought the Ooze was pretty cool.

[powergannon]

Woah. How long ago since your lost video? I saw this in my subscription box and thought "who the hell is that?"

[giygasman]

you should do heavy nova, for literally being the worst game i ever played. and if i were to make a few more suggestions, you should review shaq fu for being the worst fighting game ever, explain what the newer final fantasy games did wrong, your thoughts on this years E3, why indie games are better than full retail, hold a petition campaign to get the last story, xenoblade, and pandora's tower to N.A., and review the nintendo cd-i games all in 1 video, think you do it?

[sp0nge1337]

Nice to see you back guardiane.

[wandererlain]

Titus made some good and bad games in the 90s for the Amiga. Duck Tales and Titus the Fox were pretty good, whereas ones like Wild Streets and Dick Tracy were just... shit. Did you know I did a video on here of Superman: The Game for the C64? Looks crappy by today's standards but isn't bad gameplay. Also, the ring-flying here seems borrowed from the 8-bit versions of Master of the Lamps and Aliens.

[sarkissamuel]

When I played The Ooze, it was terrible. I'll pick an even worse one for you to do next time.

[sarkissamuel]

hahahahahaha "Oh God, oh man, oh God oh man!"

[sarkissamuel]

hahahahaha "Do the rings over again. No."

[Melnac]

awww yeh

[MegaMetal96]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YOU'RE BACK! and with a 53 minute video?! overwhelming.

[pmsherndon]

Hey, so Im confused, Screwattack said The Ooze was a great game.