Playing Guitar. Being an artist, you know!?

[herWretchedlove]

I know someone like this lol

[makemespin]

What is wrong with U?

[xxxnicolexxxful1]

@makemespin its a heshe

[lovlexii]

wats up ith the hands lol spazim and that finger in he circle on 0:42 is not workin for me lol lov how u tell it howw it is and everything but freaky video dude

[kstephens1991]

That voice is soooooooooooooooooooooo annoying and it keeps changing dude ur a dumb ass

[KBeastlyC]

I laughed like crazyyy on the song. I love it. I was rolling in the floor.

[nollynikka7]

i wonder if he does this around family cuz if ny brother were to do this my mother wud beat him for acting like a fucking retard

[saybootopikachu]

when is he going to finally get a movie role? he would totally nail it

[TheRenae724]

"..in the land of cotton! My feet stink and yours are rotten!" hahahahahaha

[MissKimberleeFan]

LMAO! XD

[hearttopmodel05]

BAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! The hands thing was SO funny!!! XD

[Erasercannon]

Rocker status = Chris

[hippyfanvan]

Lol chris! You are my hero!!! Don't let the haters tear you down cuz they don't have anything better to do than harass you. Love ya!!

[132davey]

u made my day XDDDDDDD

[coolasshole23]

if I see him, I would beat the fuck outta him with my guitar, wait my guitar is too nice. how about a baseball bat?

[miriamw123]

You're mocking people that call themselves 'artists'.. but you talk like this all the time, pretentiously, in your real videos.

[pestopussy123]

I got half way through I just couldn't take anymore

[pestopussy123]

I got

[SmileyGoBoogie]

0:40 <3 lmao

[prvocativeme]

he is fuckin hilarious!

[ILUVJDREWBIEBER]

Do you guys notice that in a lot of his videos.. he tries to make his voice different? Anyways, You are awesome Chris! haha

[gumiiworrmi]

ITUNES ITUNES!!!! haha jk lmfao xD

[BellaDiCapria]

I love that song!!!!

Way down yonder

In the land of cotton

My feet stink

And urs are rotten!!!!

[Michael87Jackson]

@BellaDiCapria don't forget the "BABYYYY" lol

[synonomy]

I feel sorry for the simplistic idiots who just think you're a braindead nutter simply pissing out, Chris. Your videos are 1000000000x more hilarious when you actually "get it".

[Jinclops]

This is your best song!

[maurizio133]

00:42is hilarious

[kimi312]

oh my eff'n god!! at 1:34 (START IS SOOO FUNNY)

[Kaneknife]

1:00 ghost in the top right corner behind the door.

[iamjeona]

Scabbies? body lice? idk dude but teh free clinic should be your first stop before you go on tour with your accoustic guitar. wait a second. hold off on the free clinic. after you get beat with that guitar on tour just go to the hospital and take care of everything in one trip. *thumbs up*

[ddskpprncs]

what are you doing with your hands?

[IamAnnYY]

you can sing :DDDDDDDDDDD

ahahahhahahaaa

[Ginax84]

lolll i love the end of the video hahahahaahhaha

[bigsoccerfan100]

u don't have a mind but u have a rat spinning in a wheel in your head

and the reason u have a foster mom because your parents hate u

PS:my dogs voice is better than yours

[corvusalia]

muhahahahahahahahah!

:D

[cuddlywcris]

ACT LIKE THIS MORE OFTEN!

[DA808SKATER]

this video should really have over a million views cause this is one of the funniest things i ever seen. express yourself! XD

[glasslove19]

Lmao :D

[DaOnLyPrInCE184]

ROTFL

[xlr814music]

lol I LOVE IT when you go crazy! :))

[331thrasher]

IS THIS A PARODY OR...WAT?

[Zomaak]

Holy fuck, is that Naruto on the laptop screen?!

[MagicalGirlBehoimi2]

@Zomaak Haha, I think it is XD

[ILoveMrPoynter]

What's the voice about?! Lmao.

[SammyChalmers]

FAIL

[ClythiaMystica]

i thought u were britney for a second

[longliveyaoi13]

omg why are you talking like that?! talk normally. You are not an artist. You are a freak

[SabGDroxxx]

You are soooo twitchy, its like you needed to go to da bathroom!!! LOLZ, I laughed until I was crying on da floor!

[OMGwhyProductions]

Lol the hand motions in the beginning were so funny!

[marryjanne420]

i think he would be a really hot strait guy

[littleploggo]

you're an amazing songwriter :D i love u!!!

[haylkat1]

XD Hilarious!

You wern't even holding it right either...

[andiing]

your guitar is upside down. LMAO.

[leilaniGlitter]

babaay, OOOH BABAAAY !

that bit makes me giggle the most :D

xxxx

[9071freak]

twitchy much

[LizSavnZo628]

You are too funny! I laughed my nose off.

[BethGoth15]

Chris, were you bored when you made this? It looks like you had fun!

[aranesm]

This is too funny! I'm dying laughing. Gets me everytime I watch this.

[lovyew]

oh...my...gosh. i have to say im a lil scared.

[kingofnothing26]

How does this stupid fucken faggot have almost 300,000 subs and the Richard Dawkins channel not even have 50,000 subs.

Are people more inclined to watch stupidity than take an interest in the natural world and how it works?

If people prefer stupidity over knowledge then the human race will exist for ever long. Millions of years of evolution wasted because of shit like this that interest people more than the cosmos, how we got here and any other Mistery of life. Our race is a sorry race

[iGardenGhost]

Because he's funny and he's doing it for teh lulz.

[kaoxoxo]

everyone who hates on chris in the comments, then if u dont like him, stop watching his videos! i happen to fucking love him and what he preaches! so go fuck off u losers!

[brandonicka55]

lol!!!

[3Staradoc3]

you hve no clue on wat art is

[Tresha20]

I laughed my pinky off!

[zaksoustara1cadix]

hahahahahahhahahaha

[mimiluv610]

jaja WTF is he talking about?>

[musicxcraze]

'hi i like music do you like bush'

LMAO WTH??

[SuperMiley101]

hahahhahahhahaaa,good stuff. ;)

[TheMrsrenee13]

*(: thiss is retarted!! ...! :( lmfao

[tannerjames]

You are a genius.

[Malusanka]

wtf??

[Sterreism]

what can i say ...

[drmb08]

WOW lmao faving this great one chris hahaha

[kaytaycoo12]

LMFAO!!

[checheshyla]

He's sexing the guitar at 1:37

[alexolivero]

STOP MOVING YOUR GODDAMN HANDS

[helpmetony]

it rubs the lotion on its skin.

[wierdcrazyrandomness]

Look ms. Thang w/ the comment below, learn how to take a joke!

[msRocker531]

You know what Chris? You're a faggot, because I'm an artist, and you COMPLETELY mocked anyone who has any intrest in culture and art whatsoever. I oficially hate you, and I think you need to get a life, and stop being such an idiot. I am NOT a hater, but you just genuinely insulted art, artists and me.

[bumblebeerainbow]

You know what? I hate when people call themselves artists. He's not mocking artists, he's mocking people that call themselves artists because they think they are expressing themselves in a cool way. He is displaying the exaggerated version of that, and all you can come up with is to call him a faggot and talk about how cool you are.

[LurkingxxShadows485]

so if people say anything about gays, you get pissed but you're allowed to mock everyone else, like musicians? wow, you're a major hypocrite

[ambamer420]

i think this is kinda offensive, because it kinda seems like you're mocking artists and musicians by acting like a total ass hole. when people make fun of gays, and you post a video saying that you want to kill people that make fun of gays, stop making fun of musicians ass wipe.

[DillyDaisyDoodle]

i said i love your child, whoever the hell you are, boy!!!  best part:D

[Xxjody123Xx]

lol what hes doin with his arms is so funny he looks retarded tho but funny

[mileymbclimb17]

HES LEFTY TOO ! yeah im not the only one :) love it

[olifka773]

what the hell is up with his arms and his voice?? :L:L:L

[roseyle23]

I LOVE U HUN BUT U SUCK AT THE GUTAIR

[HeyItsLilC]

heres a thought. if ur gonna play guitar left handed. play a lefty guitar.

[freetogether30]

You're dumb.

Hendrix?

[getatjulia]

this never get's old.

[StaulkHolm]

is that supposed to be funny? making fun of people who play guitar and believe in god and take interviews... thats not funny, its ignorant.

[Kaypidee21]

@ StaulkHolm I totally agree with you.

[StaulkHolm]

thank you! :)

[Kaypidee21]

yeah of course. I dont understand why people think this guy is so funny. I think its disgusting.

[BoshHoovers]

The fact nobody gets it just makes it even funnier.

[mimiluv610]

lol wtf is he talking about? lmao

[AsTheShowComesAlong]

the guitar is upside down lmfao

[TheRealReasonForDP]

free expression, this is the way you do it!!

[XxAntoinetttxX]

this was SO FUNNY

[PUA93]

poor guitar  .__________.

[AngelaLovato]

OOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGG­G I SWEAAR IN THE NAAME OF ALLLAAAAH!! Im MUSLIIIM!! BUT I LOVE YOUUU!! I WAS CRYING YOU MADE ME LAAUGH I LOVE YOU!! I LOVED GAAAYS BECOUSE OF YOU!! XD OMGG YOU ARE SO LOL!! XD I CANT STOP LAUGING!! I LOOVEEE YOOOOOU CHRIIIIISS!!! XD

[TheJessAlexa]

"This is fuckin' GOSPEL!" :L

[rachieeee77]

hahaha thats so funny coz my mum was actually like WTFA RE U WATCHING lol

[avaextasy]

OMG I LOVE THIS!

bahahahah

fav video hes made yet!

[ohhaimarisa]

lolol, Chris, I love you.

[xNatalia89x]

WTF is WRONG WITH YOU!!!

[TheRealReasonForDP]

its good to let go, you should try it some time

[mordredt02]

He loves your child!

[byronyoyo]

Please.. Go see a doctor,he can help!!!!!!!!

[buzzbomb2009]

Does He know he's holding that guitar the wrong way???

[MissSazzax]

I think he's left handed.

[TwinkleSlappy]

this is what happens when 15 year old hick whores who get high on meth and have sex.

[joannerawr]

0:42 Lmao xD

I don't play with my hands that much xD

[mimiluv610]

haha WTF?!? chris is fucking nuts!!!

....and i love it!!

[PlayDoh56]

AHAH omg that was sooo funny

[BuckeyeSecretary]

Does Chris make these videos in his grandparents home, like thoughout the house?

[mimiluv610]

i love this, but seriously..what is he thinking?!?! LMFAO

[2theleft2theleft]

HHAHAHAAA

[cbpk1996]

that poor fucking guitar

[Neuroticoregon]

OH MY GOD. what.......i dont even know what to say. what is wrong with you

[xomarionette]

:42 made me laugh so hard! lol

[N0pperab0]

OMFG LOOOOOLLLL XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[EmilyySarah]

loveeeee chris crocker !

[luredanimal]

crack head or crack pot just unsubscribe to chris crocker...like i said u r making him famous whether u want it or not lol!! :D haha

[TheGeneticDisaster]

She'd be a great country singer.

[Maejja]

SHE looks more like a guy in this vid :) awsome girl, keep it up (y)

[nibargerswife51482]

lol he's crazy but great lol

[onecrackpot]

Dude this is not at all funny. Any normal person who goes on youtube and posts a video like this would be looked at like they are crazy. The only reason people are saying this is funny is because it's Chris Crocker! Only because he's famous! People want to be publicized by posting comments that are POSITIVE on his videos. If a normal guy who nobody knows who they are comes on here and posts something like this, they would NOT get THIS MANY positive comments.

[luredanimal]

listen shutup....if u hate chris crocker ...DO NOT WATH THE VIDEO!!! :p simple i know. and btw lots of other people post silly vids-this is you-tube after all. and chriis crocker got famous because people like his vids yeah and also because of people like u taking the time to watch the whole vid and post bad comments..so thanks

[onecrackpot]

No. You are incorrect. Chris Crocker did NOT get famous from people watching his videos that hate him. If that was the case, he would NOT BE FAMOUS. HE WOULD BE HATED! So no, I'm not contributing to his fame. Yes, there are people posting silly videos. But the difference between them and Chris is that they do NOT go on youtube making a JOKE about their DEAD FOSTER MOM! That is insulting to her memory, to make her death seem funny in one way, or another. You are just too ignorant to realize this.

[getatjulia]

this made my day!

[whataccount6]

wow. O_O Dear "one crackpot", you have problems. O_O chirs is just being funny..your.....kinda..idfk. O_O but, i like the video. just dont like you? xD HA. o_o i have problems to. -.- I THINK. O_O tf. -.-

[gabribrutalxd]

muahhahahahah xDDDDD!!

[DemonWTF]

LoL The arms make me laugh LoL...

[skromnaya]

He reminds me of lady gaga here lol the way he talks and uses language

[onecrackpot]

WTF?!?!?!?! How could you even do that!!! You frickin decide to go on here and post a video talking about how the song is about your dead foster mom. Then you frickin try to make it into some kind of a joke. If your foster mom is really dead then you have frickin made a disgrace out of her!! And if she isn't then there is a problem. YOU CAN'T FRICKIN GO ON YOUTUBE LYING ABOUT FRICKIN DEAD PEOPLE AND HOW SAD YOU ARE!!!! GET A LIFE!!!

[mordredt02]

He loves your child!

[chuchamachucha]

1:02 - 1:11 Hahaha))))

[LaaLaaBexxii]

omg i love you!!!

your amazing and this vid rocks

makes me laff everytime i watch it

even my mate love it we sit and watch ur vids and we are on the floor laffing ..

keep it up chris !! ur amazing !

[brady67123]

u look like brett micheals here lmao but u sound better

[browneyed2]

hahahahahahahahahahahaha PLS NEVER STOP MAKIN VIDEOSS

[giftyou8]

how do u have boobs??just asking (no offense)

[natalie1605]

ah chris honey u are so inspiring. and funny. i fucking love you like  a crazy stalker fangirl! woop woop!

[wierdguitar]

this song's been preformed by someone before... i think it was AC/DC... or is it Guns N' Roses...

[Sazza91x]

lmao at the end!

[ilovegeeway1000]

THIS WAS HILARIOUS!!!!!

[reaperofdagrim]

i cant get enough of him! her ! whaatever i love it! lol

[x0Chloee0x]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. love it ;) xx

[blahblahblahblah22]

...so did your dead foster mom's feet stink? Oh, wait, that was YOUR feet. So hers were rotten. I'm confused now...

[barbaraolfers]

ROFLMAO! OMG Chris! This made my day XDDD! Your vids are awesome :D!

[neversayamber]

ah.he inspired us :D

[LVOE666]

oh god. You made me laugh my chin off :D

[barbaraolfers]

LMAO love your comment LVOE666 ^^ I agree haha

[KAISnickrzTV]

lol thank you!

[Kenna513]

Teehee, this video made me smile. And that's rare. Thanks Chris for being you!!

[amf121212]

yew made my day :)

[nalleli821]

You totally just made my day=]

[silentyetdeadly23]

ily chris

[1000procentcontent]

chris said the N bomb in the vid, ooooohoooooooo

[Solow295]

WTF? How the hell did you get that big ass GHEEETARR inside the doors of your double-wide? You seem to be obsessed with cotton......do you own slaves? I do too, I'll be sure to feed your family soon.

[inesproxima]

Nie wolno tak traktować gitary! Nie można tak!

[EPICLEEZOMG]

Just ?

[andytillott]

This song would make Britney cry!

[Just4ShitsnGgles]

LMFAO!!! OMG this is fuckin funny! So random

[goosh95]

"I LOVE MUSIC AND I LOVE YOUR CHILD I SAID I LOVE YOUR CHILD WHO EVER YOU ARE BOY HAHAHA" xD

[Aprosperitis]

dude whats wrong with u?

and stop drinkin so much beer..

[stefanradjen]

ahahahahahaha

hit that guitar baby!

[1F2R3O4G]

lmfao XD

[SarahTranChannel]

LMAOO!!

[lmfaoatyoulmfao]

Priceless.

[ChocoToken]

Seriously.. No comment, I can't stop laughing.

Love this video. xD

[1artnek]

god u just raped that guitar =////

[mentallyrandom09]

dude u are jacked up in the head but ur flippin funny lol

[anxietyamanda9]

LOVE THIS VIDEO, I watch it like everyday lol

[6sakura6hater6]

ok all u people that dont like chris crocker i have to tell u some thing

and it is SHUT THE FUCK UP IF U DONT LIKE HIM DONT WATCH HIM HES A BETTER PERSON THAN ULL EVER BE BECAUSE HE DOESNT MAKE FUN OF U AND A NOTHER THING IS ALL OF U HATERS CAN GO PUT A STIK UP UR ASSES

[vanessa1793]

this guy is nuts