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  • Lol, this video is just great.

  • in the contest at the end, something tells me only Edwards gonna survive.

  • Ironic Black Swan is played by Natalie Portman who also played Jane in the Thor Movie. Wouldn't Thor notice Jane resembles the Black Swan? Lol

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  • this was uploaded on my birthday YYYAAAAAYYYY

  • Clap clap clap

  • "There are definitely way too many people on this team"

    that's putting it lightly when it comes to the comics

  • ive seen this aleast 200 times and still laugh my ass of everytimes. one of the best skits ive seen ever. its mad funny

  • LOL OH SHIT! 2:00

  • Ghost your out toys ur in lol love that

  • He sounds just like samuel jackson thats fucking insane!!!

  • Got the voice spot on.

  • You know this could become one of those big parody movies like the super hero movie and epic movie and disaster movie

  • Notice most of these movies were nominated for oscars

  • Ohh shit haha favorite part hahaha

  • @wako1576 no shit sherlock

  • The funny thing is that there are actually more heroes on the real avengers team.

  • Lmao at ghost part

  • I thought he was gonna talk about the webbed toes for She's Out of My League :\

  • OH SHIT! *bang bang bang

  • the only reason this video was funny and not full of awesome was because that wasnt really Samual Jackson

  • Haha. Oh shit!!! Bestpart ever

  • First I thought, "Hey, they should make a full-length movie out of this, this could be hilarious!"

    Then I realized it could also just as easily be the set-up for a Seltzer and Friedberg movie. Let's just leave it as is.

  • Funny how Iron Man has a Spiderman-suit underneath :P

  • I thought in one of these he was gonna shoot up Marcell Wallace

  • the ghost one was the best =)

  • what a bad impression of the actress of twightlight, she smiled, WTF?

  • Toy story really i mean that's not even live acton

  • The title should be:

    "If every movie was awesome"

  • @John41601 lol he was talking about Hawkeye

  • @Thefuhhinfoo that's the point

  • Bella Is hot

  • the guy who played jacob is a pro gamer

  • Pat as Mark Zuckerberg ftw

  • avengers don't need no sparkling vampires

    movies don't need no sparkling vampires

    VAMPIRES DON'T NEED NO SPARKLING VAMPIRES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • haha edward

  • Dont be like Pat Zuckerburg

  • i think the eclipse cast was better

  • lol at Paranormal

  • keeping pressing 6 for oh shit...

  • Not a Ten

  • Are you ready to be scary for your country!? *Door Open OH SHIT !! *Gun shots LMFAO

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  • Who was the arrow guy?

  • @John41601 Hawkeye

  • @John41601 Hawkeye

  • DUN DUN DUN DUDU DUN DUN DUN

  • The eclipse part was fake. Everyone knows she shows no emotions.

  • FUCKING EPIC

  • @6oobs lol my bad, you're right but the white obe is less know because his personality. Thanks for corretring me

  • make one where instead they decided to recuite the Avengers with White Nick Furry

  • @anthonydeadman the origonal looked exactly like samuel l jackson as the writer always imagined him as the perfect person for the job

  • @tehawesomenessnerver no ultamate looked like that origonal is white, but it went down to deciding between Matt Damon or SAMUEL L JAKSON. Hey that would be a good video what if instead they had picked the white Nick Furry because their personalities are opisites

  • I'm tired of these Mother fucking comments repeating the Mother fucking video!

  • This was hilairious! but there is one thing that bothers me though.....wasn't Nick Fury some badass white guy with hair?

  • Paranormal Activity was my favorites part :D

  • BOO!

  • great hulk

  • Well, I'm pretty sure black swan would make a great decoy.

  • you forgot black widow

  • sounds like a mix between samuel l. jackson and tracy morgan

  • ... ignore College Humor

    Sam L. Jackson is the actor.

    His dad is SAMMY JACKSON? GET OUT OF HERE... omfg...

    Im done... forgot where Im going with this.

  • @DarkPrinceNH5570 You were about to explain how you aspire to become a famous singer and ask that we visit your channel, subscribe, and thumbs up your comment so everyone could see and help make your dream possible.

  • The question is are you ready to be scary for your country?... *Door Opens* OH SHIT

  • *Tv turn on" shot the tv!!

  • man edward can kick the avengers' ass anyday

  • @studystrike queer!

  • I'm almost crying lol. ghost part was the best

  • @problemboys2230 The Big Lebowski?

    *Clap, clap, clap*

    Well, well, well. Looks like you have the power to pull a gun from nowhere AND enforce the laws of bowling.

    Are you ready to enforce the laws of your country?

  • I don't even know who Nick Fury is and I still found that funny. :D Nice job.

  • @DomesticPigeon you're kidding me right? Director of S.H.I.E.L.D.? collector of the avengers? SERIOUSLY?

  • It would be better with Kanye west in all these movies

  • @cenationofvipers You crazy? He would be interrupting everyone

  • Thats a pretty good impression

  • More nick fury in other movies:

    The big lebowski

    Rise of the planet of the apes

    Sherlock holmes

    and Fast Five

  • @problemboys2230 *Clap clap clap* I hear you are a good Detective and like to slow down time. I like that. Question is: Are you ready to slow down time for your country?

  • WHAT WAS THE SONG NAME THAT WAS ABOUT TO START AT 1:15?????

  • @JohnPham92 she's so high: tal bachman

  • @MrMRwhitaker Many thanx man

  • @JohnPham92 "She's So High" by Tal Bachman

  • i was kinda hoping he would go all blade during the eclipse scene..

  • Well, well, well. The toys live in Andy's room, and Andy aint no girl. Nick Fury got it wrong. I like that!

  • WELL WELL WELL WELL I HEAR YOU'RE PRETTY SCARY GHOSTS, GHOSTS. I GUESS THE QUESTION IS, ARE YOU READY TO BE SCARY FOR YOUR COUNTRY?

  • I was expecting to see some reaction from the ghost (maybe it decided to "humor" Nick Fury) during the Toy Story 3 segment, like ripping down some drawings or slamming the door.

  • The toys in toy story are owned by a guy, not a little girl...

  • @Homemademuphins at the end of the third one andy gives his toys to a little girl

  • i don't know why, but i really appreciated that the toys were moving at the end

  • 186 rnt rdy to b scary for their country!!!

  • 1:38 rumour has it, he took one to the knee... :)

  • @jkotheprodigy89 since it was clever...ill let it slide

  • I feel off the chair at paranormal activity part loool

  • Hey wouldn't Thor notice Black Swan is his true love Jane? They're both played by the same actress

  • To sparkly vampire: "NO."

  • Bella didnt have so many facial expressions in the movie...

  • AVENGERS DONT NEED NO SPARKLIN VAMPIRES

    omg, rofl <3

  • nick fury > samuel jackson

  • I like this version eclipse better.

  • I want to see Nick Fury in Pulp Fiction

  • *Door opens* Oh shit!! *Gunshots* LOL

  • @TH3M4STERM4N that was fuckin hiliarous, man. hahaha. i like that.

  • *Clap clap clap* Well, well, well. Seems we got ourselves a good Samuel L Jackson impersonation. I like that!

  • Except for "Toy Story",I didn't see any of these movies.

  • Booo! Lol

  • lol zark fuckerberg at the beginning

  • YEAH! Take that, Edward!

  • I like how he always clap his hands, well.. well.. well.

  • I love this video

  • did he just steal that baby!

  • "Wanna b a superhero? Screw that! We just hired a guy that shoots arrows. Wanna take his spot? lol

    and

    Babies: *walks over and picks up baby. end of clip.

  • OMG the paranormal activity one lmaaoooo

  • "NO!!!!!"

  • I laughed so hard at the paranormal activity I sounded like I was getting raped LMFAO

  • Twilight girl, too hot.

    FAKE!!!

  • Lmfao @ Paranormal Activity

  • I laughed so hard at the Paranormal Activity.

  • @crazmonkatac Me 2 Ha!! X-D

  • turn on Captions, and prepare to laugh X3

  • I think he made twilight better

  • Little girl's room? I guess I gotta watch TS3.

    Unless Andy somehow became effeminate between TS2 and TS3

  • @ReGZeta remember that at the end of TS3 andy gift his toys to the little girl

  • Forest gump:well well well, are you ready to run for your country?

  • Mark Zuckerberg=Ironman ; Taylor Lautner=Hulk ;

    Jay Baruchel=Captain America ;  Bella&that baby=Hawkeye ;

    Toys&Natalie Portman=Thor

  • 1:59 i would have done the exact same thing...and im white!

  • oh shit!!!! (pulls out gun) lmao

  • haha at least he did not show up in the horror film justin bieber was in, and try to recruit him

  • "NO!"

  • ''Just put your damn shirt" spot on :)

  • lol i like the fact that hulk is the shortest of the avengers

  • Usualy Paranormal Activity scares me but...Paranormal Blacktivity is mooore like it :D

  • lol

  • Ghosts, you're out! Toys. you're in!

  • put on subs. A whole new level of awesomeness.

  • paranormal blacktivity

  • Originally nick fury was a Caucasian ww2 commando army Sargent responsible for many strikes against the Germans and was one of the first to fight baron zemo or later the red skull.

  • what song is in the shes out of my league part 

  • @boardom1 she's so high by tal

  • "kind of old"? A little more then a month?

  • @DFenderMan92 Thats's Agent Phil Coulson, He is Nick Fury's Right Hand Man and Helped put the Avengers Together

  • this is even more hillarias with captions on

  • crazy ass swan powers to help your country

  • 1:43 best part in the entire thing

  • mixture of samuel l jackson and kenen thompson

  • Gave*

  • Oh shit the paranormal activity part have me heart burn

  • The Paranormal Activity part is the BEST!

  • whos that guy at the end wheres he from

  • NO!

  • i think i shit on my pants. HAHAHAHAHA

  • The ghost is the only one that actual has powers if you think about it

  • Hahahahaahahhhh

  • "Oh SHIT."

    lolololol!!!!

  • 3:08 YAY! Boner guy from the standoff episode!

    

  • NO!

    

  • i just cant stop watching 3:04....

  • Why did you put him in so many shitty movies? Put him in Harry Potter or something. Idiots.

  • @joshuare5768 That's the point...

  • More Nick Fury sketches !!!!!

  • Right when I saw "paranormal activity" pop up I started crackin up

  • @starfireninja  SUREE

  • @XtAziKK im saying i sorta already knew what was coming

  • Your crazy and have swan powers, I like that!!!

  • May 1st!!!! That's my BDay

  • That's not Green Arrow... That's Hawkeye. Green Arrow is DC while the Avengers are Marvel =_= *sounds like a nerd*

  • Lol the Paranormal Activity was the funniest :D

  • in the beginning at least

  • OMG HE SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE SAM JACKSON

  • "No!"

  • 02:05 lmfao

  • Yeah, FUCK GREEN ARROW!

  • Lol at the paranormal activity part

  • he stole that black baby....... racist!!!!!!!!!!

  • @ichigo45084 ....What?

  • Please somebody tell me what song it is at 2:19 been trying to find out for so long!

  • @littleteich Its She's So High by Tal Bachman there is also another version by kurt neilson.