@tehawesomenessnerver no ultamate looked like that origonal is white, but it went down to deciding between Matt Damon or SAMUEL L JAKSON. Hey that would be a good video what if instead they had picked the white Nick Furry because their personalities are opisites
@DarkPrinceNH5570 You were about to explain how you aspire to become a famous singer and ask that we visit your channel, subscribe, and thumbs up your comment so everyone could see and help make your dream possible.
@problemboys2230 *Clap clap clap* I hear you are a good Detective and like to slow down time. I like that. Question is: Are you ready to slow down time for your country?
I was expecting to see some reaction from the ghost (maybe it decided to "humor" Nick Fury) during the Toy Story 3 segment, like ripping down some drawings or slamming the door.
Originally nick fury was a Caucasian ww2 commando army Sargent responsible for many strikes against the Germans and was one of the first to fight baron zemo or later the red skull.
Lol, this video is just great.
Ardnived 2 days ago
in the contest at the end, something tells me only Edwards gonna survive.
TheUnknowable2 4 days ago
Ironic Black Swan is played by Natalie Portman who also played Jane in the Thor Movie. Wouldn't Thor notice Jane resembles the Black Swan? Lol
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greg071497 1 week ago
this was uploaded on my birthday YYYAAAAAYYYY
TheNerdBro1 1 week ago
Clap clap clap
Penfoldex 2 weeks ago
"There are definitely way too many people on this team"
that's putting it lightly when it comes to the comics
Trollaverse 2 weeks ago
ive seen this aleast 200 times and still laugh my ass of everytimes. one of the best skits ive seen ever. its mad funny
treystylespro1 2 weeks ago
LOL OH SHIT! 2:00
Sigq1d 2 weeks ago
Ghost your out toys ur in lol love that
flamethrower1988 2 weeks ago
He sounds just like samuel jackson thats fucking insane!!!
mastervideos101 2 weeks ago
Got the voice spot on.
professorbluepad 3 weeks ago
You know this could become one of those big parody movies like the super hero movie and epic movie and disaster movie
DaLMann999 3 weeks ago
Notice most of these movies were nominated for oscars
DaLMann999 3 weeks ago
Ohh shit haha favorite part hahaha
Angelsanchez875 3 weeks ago
@wako1576 no shit sherlock
fluffybunnyblobodust 3 weeks ago
The funny thing is that there are actually more heroes on the real avengers team.
Thelvl4Cow 3 weeks ago
Lmao at ghost part
firefist98 4 weeks ago
I thought he was gonna talk about the webbed toes for She's Out of My League :\
killertoad 4 weeks ago
OH SHIT! *bang bang bang
shaunssa 4 weeks ago
the only reason this video was funny and not full of awesome was because that wasnt really Samual Jackson
wako1576 1 month ago
Haha. Oh shit!!! Bestpart ever
silentninjat 1 month ago
First I thought, "Hey, they should make a full-length movie out of this, this could be hilarious!"
Then I realized it could also just as easily be the set-up for a Seltzer and Friedberg movie. Let's just leave it as is.
AcehighLawnmowers 1 month ago in playlist More videos from collegehumor
Funny how Iron Man has a Spiderman-suit underneath :P
TheDigitalStone 1 month ago
I thought in one of these he was gonna shoot up Marcell Wallace
IzzyDaShutgunNwb 1 month ago
the ghost one was the best =)
yuca78 1 month ago
what a bad impression of the actress of twightlight, she smiled, WTF?
HASHlRAMA 1 month ago 2
Toy story really i mean that's not even live acton
smbatman123 1 month ago
The title should be:
"If every movie was awesome"
Jonassoe 1 month ago
@John41601 lol he was talking about Hawkeye
xXxshaddicxXx 1 month ago
@Thefuhhinfoo that's the point
cenationofvipers 1 month ago
Bella Is hot
Thefuhhinfoo 1 month ago
the guy who played jacob is a pro gamer
NotAverageGaming 1 month ago
Pat as Mark Zuckerberg ftw
robsterbot2006 1 month ago
avengers don't need no sparkling vampires
movies don't need no sparkling vampires
VAMPIRES DON'T NEED NO SPARKLING VAMPIRES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
devilkera 1 month ago 38
haha edward
superbrainification 1 month ago
Dont be like Pat Zuckerburg
SilentExile729 1 month ago
i think the eclipse cast was better
rest9087 1 month ago
lol at Paranormal
Tysen11 1 month ago
keeping pressing 6 for oh shit...
stubob2006 1 month ago
Not a Ten
thecalcium9 1 month ago
Are you ready to be scary for your country!? *Door Open OH SHIT !! *Gun shots LMFAO
USloyal2009 1 month ago
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lllDevilbytheDeedlll 1 month ago
Who was the arrow guy?
John41601 1 month ago
@John41601 Hawkeye
THindsvids 1 month ago
@John41601 Hawkeye
TheThreeHeadedDragon 1 month ago
DUN DUN DUN DUDU DUN DUN DUN
Unit076 1 month ago
The eclipse part was fake. Everyone knows she shows no emotions.
AROWEW 2 months ago
FUCKING EPIC
SICCMADE2121 2 months ago
@6oobs lol my bad, you're right but the white obe is less know because his personality. Thanks for corretring me
tehawesomenessnerver 2 months ago
make one where instead they decided to recuite the Avengers with White Nick Furry
6oobs 2 months ago
@anthonydeadman the origonal looked exactly like samuel l jackson as the writer always imagined him as the perfect person for the job
tehawesomenessnerver 2 months ago
@tehawesomenessnerver no ultamate looked like that origonal is white, but it went down to deciding between Matt Damon or SAMUEL L JAKSON. Hey that would be a good video what if instead they had picked the white Nick Furry because their personalities are opisites
6oobs 2 months ago
I'm tired of these Mother fucking comments repeating the Mother fucking video!
goodfriend69 2 months ago 69
This was hilairious! but there is one thing that bothers me though.....wasn't Nick Fury some badass white guy with hair?
anthonydeadman 2 months ago
Paranormal Activity was my favorites part :D
TheKrumper94 2 months ago in playlist Liked videos
BOO!
cafeterialoca 2 months ago
great hulk
GodShadowdeath 2 months ago
Well, I'm pretty sure black swan would make a great decoy.
nianicole824 2 months ago
you forgot black widow
eyesack9 2 months ago
sounds like a mix between samuel l. jackson and tracy morgan
DavidDie3 2 months ago
... ignore College Humor
Sam L. Jackson is the actor.
His dad is SAMMY JACKSON? GET OUT OF HERE... omfg...
Im done... forgot where Im going with this.
DarkPrinceNH5570 2 months ago
@DarkPrinceNH5570 You were about to explain how you aspire to become a famous singer and ask that we visit your channel, subscribe, and thumbs up your comment so everyone could see and help make your dream possible.
DII117 2 months ago
The question is are you ready to be scary for your country?... *Door Opens* OH SHIT
Thefuhhinfoo 2 months ago
*Tv turn on" shot the tv!!
AndreBeckner 2 months ago
man edward can kick the avengers' ass anyday
studystrike 2 months ago
@studystrike queer!
davisosta 2 months ago
I'm almost crying lol. ghost part was the best
CharltonHeston93 2 months ago
@problemboys2230 The Big Lebowski?
*Clap, clap, clap*
Well, well, well. Looks like you have the power to pull a gun from nowhere AND enforce the laws of bowling.
Are you ready to enforce the laws of your country?
garfocusalternate 2 months ago
I don't even know who Nick Fury is and I still found that funny. :D Nice job.
DomesticPigeon 2 months ago
@DomesticPigeon you're kidding me right? Director of S.H.I.E.L.D.? collector of the avengers? SERIOUSLY?
fairbornroots 2 months ago
It would be better with Kanye west in all these movies
cenationofvipers 2 months ago
@cenationofvipers You crazy? He would be interrupting everyone
Thefuhhinfoo 1 month ago
Thats a pretty good impression
specialworks10 2 months ago
More nick fury in other movies:
The big lebowski
Rise of the planet of the apes
Sherlock holmes
and Fast Five
problemboys2230 2 months ago 2
@problemboys2230 *Clap clap clap* I hear you are a good Detective and like to slow down time. I like that. Question is: Are you ready to slow down time for your country?
Thefuhhinfoo 1 month ago
WHAT WAS THE SONG NAME THAT WAS ABOUT TO START AT 1:15?????
JohnPham92 2 months ago
@JohnPham92 she's so high: tal bachman
MrMRwhitaker 2 months ago
@MrMRwhitaker Many thanx man
JohnPham92 2 months ago
@JohnPham92 "She's So High" by Tal Bachman
DCEnigma 2 months ago
i was kinda hoping he would go all blade during the eclipse scene..
tonyxdean8 2 months ago
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SmallGiantMusic 2 months ago
Well, well, well. The toys live in Andy's room, and Andy aint no girl. Nick Fury got it wrong. I like that!
superdeadrat 2 months ago
WELL WELL WELL WELL I HEAR YOU'RE PRETTY SCARY GHOSTS, GHOSTS. I GUESS THE QUESTION IS, ARE YOU READY TO BE SCARY FOR YOUR COUNTRY?
specialworks10 2 months ago
I was expecting to see some reaction from the ghost (maybe it decided to "humor" Nick Fury) during the Toy Story 3 segment, like ripping down some drawings or slamming the door.
worldends08 2 months ago
The toys in toy story are owned by a guy, not a little girl...
Homemademuphins 2 months ago
@Homemademuphins at the end of the third one andy gives his toys to a little girl
B0bm0n5t3r 2 months ago
i don't know why, but i really appreciated that the toys were moving at the end
jarofdirt23 2 months ago
186 rnt rdy to b scary for their country!!!
andrew7400 2 months ago
1:38 rumour has it, he took one to the knee... :)
jkotheprodigy89 2 months ago 30
@jkotheprodigy89 since it was clever...ill let it slide
scrbxadubdub 1 month ago
I feel off the chair at paranormal activity part loool
osama5811 2 months ago 2
Hey wouldn't Thor notice Black Swan is his true love Jane? They're both played by the same actress
TallandAsian89 3 months ago 2
To sparkly vampire: "NO."
notguano 3 months ago
Bella didnt have so many facial expressions in the movie...
CashlessNick 3 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Well, well, well.
lacycr96 3 months ago
AVENGERS DONT NEED NO SPARKLIN VAMPIRES
omg, rofl <3
ShinigamiShane44 3 months ago
nick fury > samuel jackson
rusoope 3 months ago
I like this version eclipse better.
Beerbottles123 3 months ago
I want to see Nick Fury in Pulp Fiction
HeronOfHeaven 3 months ago
*Door opens* Oh shit!! *Gunshots* LOL
TH3M4STERM4N 3 months ago 110
@TH3M4STERM4N that was fuckin hiliarous, man. hahaha. i like that.
TheKrumper94 2 months ago
*Clap clap clap* Well, well, well. Seems we got ourselves a good Samuel L Jackson impersonation. I like that!
GAF1987 3 months ago 164
Except for "Toy Story",I didn't see any of these movies.
snarkus63 3 months ago
Booo! Lol
vampa977 3 months ago
lol zark fuckerberg at the beginning
8gottaxcatchxemxall8 3 months ago
YEAH! Take that, Edward!
animeotaku307 3 months ago
I like how he always clap his hands, well.. well.. well.
Kenplaysdrum 3 months ago
I love this video
thebigKM20 3 months ago
did he just steal that baby!
STICMAN1234 3 months ago
"Wanna b a superhero? Screw that! We just hired a guy that shoots arrows. Wanna take his spot? lol
and
Babies: *walks over and picks up baby. end of clip.
XXavierTaylor 3 months ago
OMG the paranormal activity one lmaaoooo
TheMrphotoshoot 3 months ago
"NO!!!!!"
monkeyjoe70 3 months ago
I laughed so hard at the paranormal activity I sounded like I was getting raped LMFAO
TheGoddamnBatman100 4 months ago
Twilight girl, too hot.
FAKE!!!
kigyurtpasi 4 months ago
Lmfao @ Paranormal Activity
menoseloso119 4 months ago
I laughed so hard at the Paranormal Activity.
crazmonkatac 4 months ago
@crazmonkatac Me 2 Ha!! X-D
antovald20 4 months ago
turn on Captions, and prepare to laugh X3
AwakeWatcher 4 months ago
I think he made twilight better
NoneShaltPass 4 months ago
Little girl's room? I guess I gotta watch TS3.
Unless Andy somehow became effeminate between TS2 and TS3
ReGZeta 4 months ago
@ReGZeta remember that at the end of TS3 andy gift his toys to the little girl
Lalonjaproduccions 4 months ago
Forest gump:well well well, are you ready to run for your country?
HazelnutOatmeal 4 months ago
Mark Zuckerberg=Ironman ; Taylor Lautner=Hulk ;
Jay Baruchel=Captain America ; Bella&that baby=Hawkeye ;
Toys&Natalie Portman=Thor
ponquinful 4 months ago
1:59 i would have done the exact same thing...and im white!
Vlad15Y 4 months ago in playlist Liked
oh shit!!!! (pulls out gun) lmao
drastikchange 4 months ago
haha at least he did not show up in the horror film justin bieber was in, and try to recruit him
kcazzzzz 4 months ago
"NO!"
DJReddie 4 months ago
''Just put your damn shirt" spot on :)
algiuz 4 months ago
lol i like the fact that hulk is the shortest of the avengers
kcazzzzz 4 months ago
Usualy Paranormal Activity scares me but...Paranormal Blacktivity is mooore like it :D
bronky2005 4 months ago
lol
kamakazee26 4 months ago
Ghosts, you're out! Toys. you're in!
theangelandkings 4 months ago
put on subs. A whole new level of awesomeness.
Musikkingofthecookie 4 months ago
paranormal blacktivity
PunkAsPhuck96 4 months ago
Originally nick fury was a Caucasian ww2 commando army Sargent responsible for many strikes against the Germans and was one of the first to fight baron zemo or later the red skull.
1son909 4 months ago
what song is in the shes out of my league part
boardom1 4 months ago
@boardom1 she's so high by tal
BPina17 4 months ago
"kind of old"? A little more then a month?
TheHaloDistrict 4 months ago
@DFenderMan92 Thats's Agent Phil Coulson, He is Nick Fury's Right Hand Man and Helped put the Avengers Together
SuperComedyTV1 4 months ago
this is even more hillarias with captions on
Zapmapman 4 months ago
crazy ass swan powers to help your country
Espore12345 4 months ago
1:43 best part in the entire thing
nentendoboy12 4 months ago
mixture of samuel l jackson and kenen thompson
pyroshadow33 4 months ago in playlist pyroshadow33's favorites
Gave*
Fr33z3yb89 4 months ago
Oh shit the paranormal activity part have me heart burn
Fr33z3yb89 4 months ago
The Paranormal Activity part is the BEST!
zachness34 4 months ago
whos that guy at the end wheres he from
DFenderMan92 4 months ago
NO!
funnguns 4 months ago
i think i shit on my pants. HAHAHAHAHA
halodib 4 months ago
The ghost is the only one that actual has powers if you think about it
TallandAsian89 4 months ago
Hahahahaahahhhh
xPulse582 4 months ago
"Oh SHIT."
lolololol!!!!
concavius 4 months ago
3:08 YAY! Boner guy from the standoff episode!
sirdoodlebug219 4 months ago
NO!
Andman3000 4 months ago
i just cant stop watching 3:04....
rager86 4 months ago
Why did you put him in so many shitty movies? Put him in Harry Potter or something. Idiots.
joshuare5768 5 months ago
@joshuare5768 That's the point...
PYR049 4 months ago in playlist Liked
More Nick Fury sketches !!!!!
JuiCeD180 5 months ago
Right when I saw "paranormal activity" pop up I started crackin up
starfireninja 5 months ago 52
@starfireninja SUREE
XtAziKK 4 months ago
@XtAziKK im saying i sorta already knew what was coming
starfireninja 4 months ago
Your crazy and have swan powers, I like that!!!
Meek1995 5 months ago 30
May 1st!!!! That's my BDay
CanyonFC 5 months ago
That's not Green Arrow... That's Hawkeye. Green Arrow is DC while the Avengers are Marvel =_= *sounds like a nerd*
FrederikundWilma 5 months ago
Lol the Paranormal Activity was the funniest :D
Cudders93 5 months ago
in the beginning at least
boredguy52 5 months ago
OMG HE SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE SAM JACKSON
boredguy52 5 months ago
"No!"
fireinthebuilding 5 months ago
02:05 lmfao
twal123 5 months ago
Yeah, FUCK GREEN ARROW!
Shwah7 5 months ago
Lol at the paranormal activity part
CODISAwEsOm 5 months ago
he stole that black baby....... racist!!!!!!!!!!
ichigo45084 5 months ago
@ichigo45084 ....What?
Destinyman50 5 months ago in playlist Favorite Things to laugh at
Please somebody tell me what song it is at 2:19 been trying to find out for so long!
littleteich 5 months ago
@littleteich Its She's So High by Tal Bachman there is also another version by kurt neilson.
TheCulDeSacKidsInc 5 months ago