Shit Record Nerds Say

[kaythebear]

That was the most amazing video I've ever seen in my life.

[elcesarin77]

That record totally sucks but if youre not gonna buy it I will

[sirus108]

What the fuck was that at the end?

[downwiththemaster]

zombies

[muchoawesomebro]

Oh Infest, fuck yeah.

[generik88]

I laughed

[djgummogg]

If I saw this dork going thru bins/crates while I was I'd drop the death fart right next to him before he said any of his lame comments. Laaaaame.

[dinghaas]

"that record totally sucks" He must like Valtion Vankina more.

[TheRecordGeek]

great! now my wife can understand the person i've become

[cracks21229]

"It's all worthless!" HA!

[MillionsOfDeadCops5]

2:40 How in the living fucking hell did you come across that?!

[attackedbywaterfoul]

what a comedic abortion.

[solidturd666]

is that lady at the end the crazy mom off that kid beauty pageant show?

Best ending ever if so

[sonicsteev]

haha!

[LadyIracix]

Booooriiiiing..

[GuruEdward]

well done

[janaphoenix]

date me.

[SoSincerely]

stupid

[rainmanovaheah]

"that's a boot and a half", "minty as fuck"

[poopUCI]

you're not funny.

[DrDesumThePanda]

@poopUCI

221 people seem to disagree.

[medwayBuff]

I've had a fight with my girlfriend over losing a Chaos in Europe once, I know those feels.

[pyenapple]

This video feels like an '80s extended remix by Shep Pettibone...nearly all filler and gated drums with about 25% actual song thinly distributed over the top. Where's the fifty second long radio edit?

[CynicalSavior]

Never before in the history of the internet has a meme been beaten to death so quickly.

[pyenapple]

@CynicalSavior It'll get worse and worse.

[jimineedles]

ahahahahaa

[JudgeMeUp]

the record he missed on ebay was Ege Bamyasi first print

[EhhhFonzie]

not even funny

[calebandnelson]

Strange. But I can't lie. I've done a few of those thing myself. Just not the rolling around on the floor in my undies. At least not those undies.

[paulsmartialarts]

Fat

[emptiestskies]

@paulsmartialarts Your point?

[MrDrSmithJr]

In a word, meh. This is not very funny/

[alexisrz]

@MrDrSmithJr thats more than one word

[MrDrSmithJr]

GODDAMNIT!!!!!!!

[ChompSanchez]

The tighty whities were not necessary.

[NikkiFischerSTL]

ummm - nerds are people into learning - this should be "things record geeks say" - cute though :)

[limeyamos]

filmed at portland record stores

[metallicapark13]

what is this? haha

[4bibimimi]

i smell decaying cardboard.

[blazak]

Folks might enjoy my new novel, The Mission of the Sacred Heart. It's about a Portland record collector and some of it takes place at Everyday Music. At Amazon and Powells!

[opeth027]

Is that Brian Posehn's little brother?

[babboonex]

youre a fucking dick hole

[blazak]

1:06 is me daily.

[lsimone1]

is the cat at 1:55 tom jones!?!

[killerklown91]

DUDE!!! FUCKIN SHITLICKERS!

[TUCKERandBLOOM]

We're totally holding doubles if you want to trade tho

[pstroy01]

Active Ingredients FTW!

[iamcitizen2010]

technically the Arctic Flowers LP would smell like a basement in Portland.

[MrWhiteyAllin]

Maximum Rock N' Roll magazine shared this on Facebook.. even though they went hipster, they try to share whats funny.

[Sentinelduty]

@MrWhiteyAllin They went hipster? Nahhhh

[MrWhiteyAllin]

@Sentinelduty well that's my opinion. maybe hipster isn't the right word, maybe trendy would fit. the post by the staff, and the articles i read are more 99%er politics, then what they used to be. i remember in the 90's, the magazine was more about covering the hard core, and punk scene, then about following the trends, and politics of what is going on outside the scene.

[skatracey]

Love it & relate to it! Thanks for making me larf! Oh some great vinyl you had in that....

[LovelyRita1984]

Fucking brilliant! Thank you Josh Ovenshire for showing me this brilliance!

[DiabolicalSkeem]

this is on some amateur shit

[IntoTheWaysideV]

I can't watch this without thinking of the potential damage to those records.

Also, Direct Control!

[TheSchimmi]

This video is full of pleb

[RonbowDosh]

why didn't you buy that tuxedomoon as soon as you saw it

[soupalicious]

you forgot the following: "fuck record dealers!" "VG+? no way, this is only E+++" "aw man, can i use your ebay account? mine is suspended." "dude, i totally have quantity of that." "it still plays tho." "the flip is nice too." "i heard he found a warehouse full of rares ... FUCK THAT GUY!" "rare!" "i only eat ramen." "megarare." i will think of more.

[kristinangelique]

stretchmarks and poison idea and y e s s s this is s w e e e e t peace!

[thelonestarqueen]

Just...Amazing.

[trevour]

Entertainment!

[Errtight]

*need direct control

[Errtight]

You definitely Direct Control!!

[heroesmuertos]

SPRITE

[majorThreatNOW]

suicidal tendencies at 1:26 i have that vinyl!

[PanekPL]

Please go see a dentist

[kopper]

@PanekPL Record nerds don't go to dentists!

[B00ZETUBE]

silly man

[MrSLEEPS45]

I got to add this to my favs..funny as hell

[totallyclubbin]

see you tomorrow Portland... I'll take those R'n'B 45's you walked past btw

[eyeh8nbc]

That Ebay "Noooo" was completely fake. I know from experience.

[WY97212]

Portland in a nutshell. Go Pat Go!



[SeanLaw]

True True So True...



[lindsayLOL]

HAHAHAH



[jerryskid1]

Buy the vinyl......tape it up....stick on the shelf without listening to it. Awesome!

[nataliemichellewsc]

ROLF HARRIS!

[RecordsWanted]

If you watch this video and don't laugh, you are not one of us! Record nerd till I die!

[StyrofoamDrone]

awesome

[fingersniff666]

after watching this video, I realize that I need help...

[tormentedimp]

thumbs down for licking your PYK 7"

[KOTAROSAKAI]

Hahaha! I totally agree with you!

[SegaGore]

hahahha

[dkapone]

Just like looking in a mirror.......I need help!

[alexissod]

Battalion of saints repress on 00:00 :)

[ultragashinferno]

fucking represses! 

[Nosferatash]

be careful with that Shitlickers seven inch

[CrassStardust]

1. Where did you score that stretch marks 7''?

[adammullett]

SO GOOD!

[lucatw13]

@0:58 He sounded like seth rogen :L



[mintvstherobots]

Pat + tighty whiteys = youtube masterpiece.

[spudwentcrust]

this is great - cheers

[byrdinha]

hahahaha very funny