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  • I fucking hate those people who cares about grammer who the fuck cares. Your not a teacher dont care how people type why care? this isnt school. I had few of those i hate those people in the Onrpg forum those grammer lovers, FUCK YOU to all you grammer obsessd go back to school.

  • Absolutely, positively excellent video. And what's better, you won and LESS got changed to fewer. Except, God is capital G! Bad grammar is eroding our culture. Fight back!

  • duh, that's like easy

  • "Common" YouTube admins? 

    You mean, like, "come on"? You're being funny, right?

  • Lol, my dad always sings that 'Ironic' song or whatever it's called.

  • Copying Ed Byrne much with that Allanis morrisette bit, there? ;)

  • :O!!!

    I DIDNT KNOW THEY ACTUALLY CHANGED IT TO FEWER! THATS AWESOME! HAHA :D

    idk why its so great to me but i think its awesome that you actually made a difference

    :P good job

  • no lie! i was hitting the im feeling lucky button all night long

    ROFLMFAO!

  • I think it's working!

    Click on "More Share Options" right under the video. WHAT DOES IT SAY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Yay.

  • nice..

  • dick

  • Say, grammar ghawd... what happens when "a few less" comes out to play?

  • lol now its fewer shares

  • I actually knew this :)

  • Dood eye thiNk yoo Arrgh HillAr-eye-ous!

  • Well do you really need to say, "I've drafted a letter", rather than "I drafted a letter"

    Since its like saying, "I have drafted a letter"

  • I've been trying to get Tom to change "Who I'd Like To Meet" to "Whom..." for nearly 4 years now. He wrote back to me saying "Who" was right, and a few days later it was changed to "Whom I'd Like To Meet", only to have it change back the next day.

  • you have fewer eyebrow hairS than lonelygirl15??

    HAIRS??

  • What? That's correct.

  • I thought "hair" didn't have any plural forms.

  • They use less because it's less information; it's not based on number of letters or words.

  • Amen! It's people like you who make the world a better place. Bless your soul, man!

    FEWER. FEWER. FEWER. Say it with me everyone!!!

  • I'm also going to use 'fewer' more often... or possibly less often

  • Wow.

    Your pompousness and condescension are really charming.

  • I do hate that people misuse 'less' when they mean 'fewer', but it's about on a par with people ending their sentences with prepositions.

    For example: "You use 'fewer' when you're talking about things you can apply numbers to."

    Ahem.

    It may be overly pedantic, but my twitch at these things has become involuntary.

  • hey, guy! you are hilarious.....fantastic...

  • One slight nit.

    It's entirely correct to use "less" to things that you can "apply numbers to", if those things are actually continua.

    So "less people" is wrong, because dividing people into parts is illegal in most states, but "less than three days" is correct, because you can divide a year into smaller parts. Same with "less than ten metres".

    I might add that Jack did not get any of his examples wrong in the video, but I thought I might clarify.

  • they now use "more" and "less" stats

  • I'm going to start using 'fewer,' more often.

  • Dude, you are fucking hilarious! =)

  • THEY CHANGED IT TO CLOSE

  • finally! someone who also understands the things i do.. i am going to suscribe to you.

  • Oh no, it's still 'less' boo, it didn't work... well not yet anyway.

  • My English teacher says "fewer" should be used on plural nouns, "less" should be used on singular nouns.

  • I think my grammer is used properally, I catch people on the simple grammer mistakes. and I do agree "less" is taking over "fewer" I can go through a whole day and not hear the word fewer.

  • lol...I hope you were joking here, with the misspelling of "grammar" and "properly"...If not, then THAT is ironic. :D

  • I like this I like to be well educated it's nice that you correct america we need to know proper grammer

  • Love the lonelygirl15 references...so true - in a good way!

  • Rofl i have sold my soul to the devil fewer times then lonelygirl15

  • Well they did change it so that you click on the honors number to expand it, close to close it.

  • Very clever, Jack, you're a cunning linguist, but less videos, please.

  • "You must conjugate your verbs correctly or die." That sounds like me with my Spanish class. Ha!

    (Read that last word sounding like Edna Crabapple if you can.)

  • I don't want to bring it up because I like you, but, you use the word 'common' instead of 'c'mon'. That makes me sad.

  • What troubles me is they realise 'grammer' is spelled incorrectly, but fail to realise "You'er" isn't spelled that way, and neither is 'suckz'..

  • Your just to clever for your own good. You should worry about this less times! Oh I mean fewer!

  • To all those that keep pointing out his misspelling of the word 'grammar'... if you notice.. the majority of the title is spelled incorrectly. This makes me think that he did this ON PURPOSE. ZOMG!

    Great video.

  • grammar not grammer; try spelling correctly if you are going on a rant.

  • he knows that. that's why he incorrectly spelled most of words in the title

  • The title is a joke. He meant it like that.

  • the word is Grammar not gammer if you are going to rant please learn how ot spell or I'll go on a rant

  • My favorite example, from bike riders: "one less car". Which would be fine, if there were a comma (but not in bumper sticker form, where irony rules). Now, if you'd care to do a rant on the proper use of commas, or better yet, the subjunctive use of 'were'...

  • My favorite example, from bike riders: "one less car". Which would be fine, if there were a comma (but not in bumper sticker form, where irony rules). Now, if you'd care to do a rant on the proper use of commas, or better yet, the subjunctive use of 'were'...

  • Dude, I just wanna say you are one great guy, not only you are funny and handsome but also smart and ... wel a little bit hysterical. Good catch for any girl out there or... hopefully guy.

    Cya

    BTW: I do not pretend to disrespect you if you are gay or straight and I'm implying otherwise

  • I am be pleased to announce, that the supermarket chain of Sainsbury's, is currently the only chain in the UK, to use signs at the express checkouts saying "10 items or fewer"

  • You are smart and funny about it

  • I had to pause the video a few times on this one. Fucking funny.

  • ahahahhaahah, i laughed...ur good, ur real good. :D keep it up!

  • Excellent stuff, brah. Keep up the grat work.

  • I must contradict you decidedly concerning your own definition of "ironic".

    The Longman Dictionary of Contemporary English defines it as follows:

    "being in a situation in which something strange and unexpected happens, especially in a way that seems amusing".

  • Enough people started using the word irony incorrectly that dictionaries started including that definition as well. Watch my video about the word "moot".

  • btw i like your new video!!! good english acsent

  • So just for clarification... Does that mean, Fewer is more?

  • I have said this so many times over the last few years... You are my hero, and, just for this video, and, of course, the mention of grammar nazis, I'm going to click the subscribe button, as well as start handing out this URL to everyone I meet.

  • less good men LOL

  • JD, whats next?? Your work is the best there is on YouTube!! What do you have for us next? C'mon just a hint??

  • For the ill informed: The title "You'er grammer suckz" = You'RE grammAr suckS.

  • Wow, you'RE dense. First off, the title is still wrong in youR correction. Second, the the more stats / less stats link is still there. You'RE looking in the wrong place. Go to any video that still has honors (that's the little box directly below the video. You know, the one I showed you in the video?) and you'll see it.

  • About the "you're dense" comment.. I hope that you are enough of a human being to apologize to me, yes me, even a complete stranger. I obviously did make an additional grammar mistake in my attempted correction, (actually it was not even meant to be a correction, nor an insult to you since I addressed it to the ill informed).

  • I know that you take much time and effort in putting together your videos and I simply posted a effortless comment in passing. But please let's all be kind to each other. Life can still be funny and entertaining without the put-downs.

  • *posted AN effortless comment .. (thought I'd try and beat you to the punch.)

  • You tube must consider the word "less" for the uncountable word "information" and not for the countable words "stats" or "tags"... Thus they will not, nor need to change this.

  • So this "more/less stats" which you refer to is no longer a part of the website. Good job. When I saw this video it had been taken away leaving only the more obsure more/less (information) on the right of the video.

  • more *obscure (uncountable word)

  • Wow! Exellent observations. And your version of Irony was way beter than hers. Rain on you wedding day is not irony! It's just plain bad luck. Dumb b****

  • Great video. To be honest, I'm such a grammar nazi. No lie. I actually have a MySpace, and I must agree: YouTube is 200% smarter. Seeing almost everyone type with the worst grammar is one of my biggest pet peeves...other than stupid people.

    Keep up the good work.

  • I support fewer till the end!

  • hhahahahaha. genius. ;)

  • What's ironic is a misspelling of grammar.

  • The punch-in-face / cold-shower scene still makes me laugh out loud. Every time.

  • OMG!!! SOOOO FUNNY... WAIT.. HUH? HANG ON! STOP TYPING. STOP! STOP! STOP TYPING YOU FOOLISH SECRETARY DIE STO

    Sorry about her... but please reconsider that offer I made you about joining the Grammer Nazis.

    Signed,

    A Grammer Nazi

  • I agree English is a beautiful lenguage (though I'm Hispanic) lets not destroy it !!

  • You're obsessed with the concept known as irony, aren't you?

  • Maybe YouTube admin are Anne Rice fans.... Lestats

  • LOL!! HAHA.. Lestats.. Great! ;D

  • Good video and good points. However, the word common was used instead of c'mon, or even the long form, come on.

    Signed,

    Spelling and Usage Nazi

    :D

  • You are grat! that is amazing video!!

  • wtf???lol

  • I had something to say about this, but I really do not care anymore.

    Though this is valid, I think ranting about someone's error makes you look like a buttface (put nicely). Sort of humorous.

    Hey! He is actually right, though! Math: Less than and greater than. Ouch. Bad job math people. I digress, math has nothing to do with grammar. ^-^

  • ROFL, I can't believe how funny you are, : )

  • you must conjugate the verbs correctly or die

  • looool

    you're to funny

  • ill send the letter right away!!

  • Interesting thing, now that you have mentioned it. Although English is not my mother tongue.

    Love your serious face by the way:)

  • ok, how about wearing FEWER shirts and/or towels in your videos... you make nice videos... remember, less shirt and more you... if you are bothered by this. by all means pretend you never read it.

  • LOVE it! I'm such a grammar freak myself.. Now that I think about, I recall that my English teacher gave fewer explanations on that one.. (but if it's countable, shouldn't it be less?!) hm.. got myself confused.. Anyway, keep your videos comin' I just spent over an hour viewing them all.. and it's 4:30am over here..

  • Ok I'm kinda creeped out by this but hey I'll take any excuse to get mad at people for no real reason =D

  • Jack I was in a stickam room with you the other night when you started in on someone who used less rather than fewer. I did not understand at the time, and actually thought you were a little nuts. Now that I have seen your video I understand, and will join your and band wagon to save the word fewer. Long live the FEWER.

  • this is great! i love the ap style book!

  • haha

  • save the fewer!

  • I love it how your world revolves around YouTube, big up dude! You're my new Maddox and I'm your newest subscriber.

    PS. I guess we'd also have to call the Leone/Eastwood-classic "For a Less Dollars More".

  • i love how you talk talk and talk... :P

  • I sent the letter. =]

  • how does irony have to do anything with the word "fewer".

    not to be rude but this vid is one of your worst.

  • how dare you call me a bastion! lol jk

  • I don't agree with you about the fewer/less thing. The use of less with a countable noun has already become correct in some kinds of (perhaps non-standard) English and I think it's only a matter of time before it becomes correct in standard English. But I guess everyone has their pet grammar peeve. Mine is their/they're mistakes on YT.

  • You're so handsome

  • I love you.

    But it's my turn to rant; you were talking about removing the word 'FEW' from the English language at the end there! Not 'FEWER' as you were previously ranting about!

    But lykz ZOMG yoo dun it an likesh ZOMG tsi YO dooood...

    Thanatos

  • wow, amen grammar nazi brother.

  • wow.. if that pisses you off.. all the grammariffic comments made by youtubers must REALLY skid your undies..

    fyi.. intelligence is HOT!!

  • Oh, wow. I had no idea that this was a problem. Now I do. You know, your little 'grammar nazi' thing had me bubbling around in my seat. I've been called that...numerous times by different people. Your videos are awesome.

  • "Few" remains proudly in my lexicon.

  • Your grate! Grammer teaching at it's best.

    Seriously, nice job. I'm off to read Bret Easton Ellis's "Fewer Than Zero" now.

  • I wish fewer people gave allanis a chance early on so her un-ironicness never reached my ears.

  • Oh, man! I love how the only ironic thing about that whole song is that nothing mentioned in it is actually ironic. And hey -- that's ironic! :P

  • I wholeheartedly support your rage against Alanis's use of "ironic," as well as your crusade for proper grammar.

    Rock on with your bad grammatically correct self! Wooo!

  • I fixed Alanis' snafu.

  • lol, how can people not know the difference?

  • It really does my heart good to able to select 'fewer stats' now. Cheers for that.

  • this was really funny... and your soooo right.... even I know the differance between fewer and less and that says alot hahaha ;)

  • Jack, I'm sad. Make a video that will make me laugh. Please? Tell another Torrey story or something. Anything. You're good at making people smile. : )

  • wooooo the word fewer is back!!!

  • Ho! They took it away completely. Ha! this is what Mommies do when the kids argue like, well, babies. No more less, no more fewer, no more anything. I didn't want to see no stinkin' stats anyway, no how.

  • I totally agree with you! i hate it when people don't use grammer correcty.

  • Haha grammar Nazi! This is so cool.

  • ... and I thought Americans didn't know the meaning of the word 'ironic' :o) Brilliantly done, and so true. I suppose it isn't important in the great scheme of things but ... for a grammar nazi like me IT IS!

  • i never got to witness the change back to the word fewer :(

  • lmao @ 3:02, "Common" youtube admins. Now that's ironic.

  • they changed it back omG!! :( I hope they do change it back

  • This dude is the coolest dude on YouTube! But dude, they changed it back!

  • wtf thay have changed it back to less stats

  • yeah wtf??? nice vid tho lmao lobnely girl 15 sucks

  • DUDE! THEY CHANGED IT BACK TO "Less Stats"! What the hell?

  • They didn't mean to apparently, and are trying to get it back to "fewer".

  • this dude talks alot

  • Dude they changed it! You're cool man, keep it up.

  • Alright! Keep up the great work!

  • oMG I just realized they changed it WOW!! and I was part of it yeay!!! :D

  • fucking AMAZING it actualy helped :D yay :D

  • Woo hoo! They changed it! You are totally awesome, dude. I am proud of Youtube for changing it.

  • I can't believe they changed it. You are a hero and a martyr (although not yet) to us all.

  • Woo! You are now a hero of English majors everywhere.

    *thumbs up*

  • LMAO they actually changed it!! Hah! That's one small step for man, one giant leap for...GRAMMAR!!!

  • Lol. U r funny!! <3

  • hahaha they changed it.

  • you have just made my day.

    thank you.

    i am a french major and therefore a grammar freak in 2 languages.

    *sighs in satisfaction*

    i need a cigarette.

  • getting fewer of such videos.. cool!!!

  • Oh my gosh! I didn't think it would actually work but you did it Jack! Wooh! Go you! You've made the world a slightly better place! Or at least more grammatically correct place. : )

  • Dude they changed the word. You made a difference.

  • Good job but I still think its just a word! there both in the dictionary there both words used in the almost same terms! but yeah good job bro! im proud of ya!

  • That would be, "THEY'RE both in the dictionary. Another topic for another day: using the words they're, there, and their. Also, it would be, "IT'S just a word" not "its just a word". Grammar matters.

  • no one cares! I live in hawaii have u heard of the language called pigeon?! look it up k brah!

  • Some people do care. I looked at your channel and saw what you mean about pigeon. I've never heard of it before that. Very interesting though.

  • aparently thats been changed

  • Bravo!

  • Why did I punch myself in the face while watching this video? Why? Why? Why? Ouch!

  • Atta you! I can't believe they changed it! Good job!

  • OK your vid says "COMMON YouTube ADMINS!"

    Come on, you made a common mistake like that?

    *cough* ; )

    Maybe you should stick to talking.

  • lol it says fewer now lol

  • yeah. and I am sure you get less chicks than any youtuber not to mention Tom Cruise.

  • Wow! Congratulations-nice job! How could they resist listening to you since you are so convincing. Besides, I think they sensed that you weren't going away.

  • Hahaha I wonder what was going through their head when they saw all those emails... Good job!

  • way to go!!!

  • LOL...nice work my friend!!! By the time I watched it, I clicked on it and noticed they changed it. The little guy beat the BIG MACHINE!!! WOO HOO!!!!

  • WOW! that's awesome!!!

    Jack Danyells: 1

    Bad Grammar: 0

  • Congratz! They did it! I bet it was that "smarter than myspace" bit. Hehe.

  • Congratulations!!

  • Congrats! Hurray for grammar!

  • well done, power to the people -and Jack, I have been ranting since a long time before YOU were born! ;), did I already mention that? Old age does have it's drawbacks haha!

  • who gives a shit lol

  • Apparently the people at YouTube did, because they changed it.

  • With 263 comments, you certainly do not need one more saying "I can't believe this worked" but here it is.

  • OMG! I can't believe it happened! Congrats! You are amazing! I am sooooo happy for yoU!

  • hahaa so funny

  • I could CARE LESS about your grammar rant.

    And I see your hairline is becoming FEWER then your forehead.

    Bada-Bing, Bada-Boom, I'm Done!

  • "And I see your hairline is becoming FEWER then your forehead."

    That would have been funny had it made sense...