So there's this kid right, so he goes to school and he has english class and there's this pop quiz and than the pop quiz is mugging him so the first thing he wanna do is get wrist control...
So the biggest dam in the world is about to break and destroy like New York and Los Angeles because a satellite went crazy and shot a hole in the ozone layer. So everyones like "You gotta get out of town. Evacuate the... planet!" and at the worst possible moment the dam goes pfff and this big wall of water comes down the street and then the camera zooms in the back of a taxi cab and its Mel Gibson and he's like "Not again!" And it goes BOOM BOOM Mel Gibson BOOM BOOM The Dam BOOM BOOM Summer!
so there's this kid right? and then he liked a video so much he decided to post it on facebook, but get this, he also clicked the like button and favorited!
@Klawblach omg moar ppl totly wud hav thumbs uped u if u told them 2 so it shud say
Why are the top rated comments always just quotes from what we just watched? Add something original people, I can't sell that (THUMBS UP IF THSI WUZ UR FAV PART LOL)
@jojohomie01 hahaha i get what you are trying to do and i almost fell for it. you say put thumbs down if you dont like derrick comedy so people who like derrick comedy are going to give you a thumbs up so then you can have the highest rated comment
Found out. As it would happen, my Speakers only play from the right one. It took a while to figure out, because I normally plug headphones into them because of a bet I lost to a Dragon back in Midieval times with his giant pile of platinum, gold, silver and riches. But it's a boring story, so I won't bother you with the details. Long story short, my invisible penis is no longer bound to the floor.
Black dude with white kids. LOL. "that's too depressing, I can't sell that" LMAO. She wants a divorce, see if you can get one last night of sex out of her. She's totally hot.
You shouldn't laugh at that. I know real families like that; it means a divorce occurred and that there's a stepparent, it's not funny.
Though in sketch comedy, color-blind casting is common, so is age-blind casting, I mean all these ppl are about the same age; to notice that is actually funny.
@JoanIsNotTheMaid Read: "You shouldn't laugh at things, even if they're funny or harmless jokes, because they make reference to something that some people might get offended by."
It's sad that you think having a stepparent is so offstanding that you defend these people as if they were inferior to you or need defending. I have a stepparent and I would find that point-of-view offensive if you weren't such a politically correct crybaby.
Stop crying over jokes. Jokes are jokes. Nothing more.
I didn't write that so I don't know what you're quoting. As for what I did write, wow, you completely and totally misunderstood me. I wasn't saying that he/she shouldn't laugh because it's offensive, I was saying they shouldn't laugh because it isn't funny, and saying it isn't funny because it's realist situation, unlike the age of all the actors which IS something worth finding humor in. You totally misperceived my tone, I think.
That's strange as I've done nothing idiotic, but... ok. Weird that you felt the need to stop and inform me and didn't just laugh to yourself but I'm not calling you a troll or liar or anything.
The dad is a movie executive, movie executives employees "pitch" their movie ideas to the executive. In this case, the family is pitching their daily lives like a movie.
These videos always make me laugh :)
sydriam999 1 week ago in playlist DerrickComedy
watching this with earphones is FUNKAAAYYY
pastadam 1 week ago
Will we ever get to see that party at Katie's house? :(
ppoint432 1 month ago 3
My left ear loved this.
RAZINSKI 1 month ago
@RAZINSKI wait im not the only one who only heard it in their left ear? Thank god i thought i was half deaf
kelseyluvztigerzz 2 weeks ago
I have a new pitch that will revolutionize cinema as we know it, it will make Citizen Kane look like Airplane 3. I call it...DILDOS 3D.
Octane64 1 month ago in playlist More videos from derrickcomedy
these videos r fuking awsome why is this one's voices on the left
jRab222 1 month ago
Seemed a pretty funny video but I couldn't understand half of the things coz of bad sound quality
thedesertrose99 1 month ago
"Well that's original.... WHAAAT?"
BellSouthSucks 2 months ago 4
Finally two top comments that don't involve wrist control
jhouser220 2 months ago 6
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hihi sweet sesy doll who is not just all about the looks
latoycfaddens 2 months ago
2 white kids and a black father........
looks like the mom had something on the side
Mratl131 2 months ago 2
@anuca2 you misspelled not.learn proper English DickFart
TheRingo806 2 months ago
also I am always in the mood for some fun
21nanettewilkerson55 2 months ago
@TheWhiteLupe. lol i remember that. that's from dane cook
3taoren 2 months ago
@3taoren im pretty sure its from whitest kids you know
BloodyDevil41 2 months ago
@3taoren no its mot dickhead, that's whitest kids u know
anuca2 2 months ago
Ahh interatial relationships.....such a beautiful thing
KINGKIER7 2 months ago
OMG It's Adam Sandler!
ChibiNinjaCutie 3 months ago
Prequel to Celebrity! I wonder if they ever get to Katie's party.
gazm2k5 3 months ago
hmz I am sweet, charming and very young with a lot of energy
MarisMildaqk933 3 months ago
why is their dad black but they arent?
sk84ever515 4 months ago
@TheWhiteLupe you are awesome for that reference. go you man
Thefrickenator 5 months ago
mom is white the dad is black the kids are all white some ones cheating
lokalllize 5 months ago
greatest. dad. ever
AdamCBB 5 months ago
father is black? and children are white? why isn't she fat
Daniel777238 5 months ago
So there's this kid right, so he goes to school and he has english class and there's this pop quiz and than the pop quiz is mugging him so the first thing he wanna do is get wrist control...
ImperiustheGreat 5 months ago
So the biggest dam in the world is about to break and destroy like New York and Los Angeles because a satellite went crazy and shot a hole in the ozone layer. So everyones like "You gotta get out of town. Evacuate the... planet!" and at the worst possible moment the dam goes pfff and this big wall of water comes down the street and then the camera zooms in the back of a taxi cab and its Mel Gibson and he's like "Not again!" And it goes BOOM BOOM Mel Gibson BOOM BOOM The Dam BOOM BOOM Summer!
TheWhiteLupe 5 months ago 61
@TheWhiteLupe aaaaahhhh....i see what ya did there :)
winkledorf17 3 months ago
@TheWhiteLupe
Ha great joke man. to bad its WKUKs! Scott more go! lol
scaberousdog 3 months ago
@TheWhiteLupe And it's mugging you...... get wrist control
GamerDomeAus 2 months ago
@TheWhiteLupe i bet a few people think your a genius that havnt seen the wkuk skit
Sean24x 1 month ago
@TheWhiteLupe Now the first thing you wanna do is get wrist control...
andi4614 3 weeks ago
@TheWhiteLupe wkuk?
korinstower202 1 week ago
Sub to FirstTeam4....we will make you happy...like drugs
FirstTeam4 6 months ago
big boobs
RedPandazCrew 6 months ago
Those are some fancy-shmancy camera angles...
DinoGrl23 6 months ago
whaaat?
guineapigmadness 6 months ago
lol so adam sandler finally gets to katie's house?
elementdude77 6 months ago 46
Black Father?
Strumer6 7 months ago 6
@Strumer6 theres your twist
082496041097 6 months ago
You didn't get wrist control? I can't sell that.
thebinky1995 8 months ago 2
Please wear both ear buds!!!!
cptBraver 8 months ago
Lol I want a divorce, well that's original...whaaat? Hehehe Derrickcomedy shud continue makin more vids
MrDevilgin 8 months ago 2
@MrDevilgin i couldn't agree more
mcrocksxoxo 7 months ago
I'm going to be hungover
tmzilla 9 months ago
lmfao to depressing i can't sell that... priceless
bloke856 9 months ago
@indv11 was there anything else worth mentioning? Of course there was, but I didn't catch those and you know why.
Bullfr0g174 9 months ago
Maya Angelou is dressed up as that fireplace.
mlhayes91 9 months ago
ahahaha this video is awsome !
BlackSoulGold 9 months ago
Anyone else notice that girl's wonderful breasts?
indv11 9 months ago
@indv11 i seen better XD
TheMasterMindish 8 months ago
Lol a sketch for comedy that is funny and kind of true to life at the same time.
EpicnessInABox 10 months ago
Katie's House? Isn't that the place Adam Sandler, Quentin Tarantino and that cop was going in the Celebrity sketch?
tredlow 10 months ago 3
@tredlow haha you're right
nikojpapa 9 months ago
so there's this kid right? and then he liked a video so much he decided to post it on facebook, but get this, he also clicked the like button and favorited!
JohnMstudios 10 months ago
he should ask one of his daughters for a pitch
vivalaryan54 10 months ago
Black dad, white family? nobody else noticed that i take it?
HaoleJames 10 months ago 3
@HaoleJames step-dad/ adoption
wobbygongman 10 months ago
@wobbygongman Touche good sir
HaoleJames 10 months ago
Well that's original...whaaaat.?
MrRiverBeaver 10 months ago
I love the last bit after she says she wants a divorce xD
ScelesticFish 11 months ago
I love how there's always a party at Katie's house
zombiemonster 11 months ago 2
Looks like the Movie Executive Dad rejected 247 people's ideas
DetectiveTective 1 year ago 5
why are all their videos screwed up by music now?
superbossguyman 1 year ago
After dinner Dan, his father and brother go to the liquor store and try to buy beer by pretending to be Adam Sandler so they can go to Katie's party.
DrSnowgoat 1 year ago 2
This must be what Mel Gibson's house was like, but without the psychosis and raging alcoholism
XTheOverseer 1 year ago
Whaaaaat?
ibnbuttata 1 year ago
wtf the music is playing but the words are muted out!
MCRPATDFOBRULEZ 1 year ago
@MCRPATDFOBRULEZ All of the audio seems to be coming out of one speaker for me, so I guess you are only hearing one side of the video.
MrQtheGuitarist 1 year ago
The life of James cameron and his family!
cenetor69 1 year ago 2
i dont think those kids are his..... lol
DyMinPrinCesss 1 year ago
Paul should have said what happened in the youtube video
POV: failing a test
people would pay to see that.
also why does everyone say "there's ??? right?" I guess it's just how you start a movie pitch.
hobocamptheater 1 year ago
Paul should have said what happened in the youtube video
POV: failing a test
people would pay to see that.
hobocamptheater 1 year ago
That's original.
...
Whhhhhaaatttt?
Haha, hilarious.
EBellena 1 year ago 2
Wuhhaat?
randothepally 1 year ago
i like kaites house.
bgborngorgeous 1 year ago
the life of james cameron with kids and a real non blow up doll wife...
cenetor69 1 year ago
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Hey check out my remake of the skit on my channel. It's my first video!
lettersandpackages 1 year ago
"One Last Party............
I LOVE IT"
lol
fourthof8zillion 1 year ago 2
i dont hear anything
FreeTutorialsDotCom 1 year ago
I want that dad.
CFrickinator 1 year ago
only my right earbud works
which means i listen to sweet jams while seeing a strange silent movie
ReadMyCommentBitch 1 year ago 176
@ReadMyCommentBitch
LMFAO!!!!!!!
pfcbangin 1 year ago
@ReadMyCommentBitch i dont get it
miteyboosh23 1 year ago
@miteyboosh23 LOVE your username!!!
madbar4lifexo 11 months ago
@miteyboosh23 when they were talking, it was only coming out the left earbud, and vice versa with the music, put on headphones or something.
Bullfr0g174 11 months ago
@ReadMyCommentBitch Right thanks to this comment I worked out why it was just music :'D
I did not know that I needed my left headphone in so I just had my right one in staring aimlessly. Thankyou very much xD
bebbeb1995 10 months ago
@ReadMyCommentBitch lol only my left earbud works XD
anthonymuscarella 9 months ago
@ReadMyCommentBitch It's only my left for me xD
MunchyGrizzlies 7 months ago
lol one son goes to a party after being expelled and the other commits suicide
skyrouge96 1 year ago
music on the left, speech on the right, if ur gna use one earphone, use the right
iRdelilah 1 year ago
"Ok So Theres This Kid! Right...And..."
nazgul3 1 year ago
Why are the top rated comments always just quotes from what we just watched? Add something original people, I can't sell that
Klawblach 1 year ago 352
@Klawblach actually, the top comments are always people complaining about people quoting the video...
NailGun667 1 year ago
@Klawblach why is the highest rated comment just some guy bitching about people who "used" to be high rated comments by quoting things from the vid?
Anthony13USA 1 year ago
@Klawblach omg moar ppl totly wud hav thumbs uped u if u told them 2 so it shud say
Why are the top rated comments always just quotes from what we just watched? Add something original people, I can't sell that (THUMBS UP IF THSI WUZ UR FAV PART LOL)
jvonm618 1 year ago
@jvonm618 false.
dsl1dsl1 1 year ago
@dsl1dsl1 Thanks for the sentiment, Steven.
jvonm618 1 year ago
@Klawblach The comments that quote the clip aren't nearly as bad as the comments that joke about the dislike bar
aroff595 10 months ago
@Klawblach shut the fuck up
lookatyouyousuck 8 months ago
@Klawblach The top rated comments are not quotes from the video. They're bitchy little rants about people quoting a video that they enjoyed.
existenceisrelative 8 months ago
@Klawblach the top rated comments are sometimes about wrist control too lol
SobyTheBoss 7 months ago
@Klawblach OHHHH I GET IT!
StarBurnedOut 5 months ago
They need to take out the music from this. Takes the focus off.
ChangetheMusicTv 1 year ago
@ChangetheMusicTv Go get some pills for your ADD.
mellin4820 1 year ago
no itz not like he got expelled from school ,no he just gets 100 F***ING TO DO WAT EVER THE HE11 HE WANTS. just for a movie pitch
three words:
LUCKY ASS BASTARD
LOL
FMA32197 1 year ago
@FMA32197
Oh gods dammit, you murdered the english language.
Wanijobo 1 year ago 3
I only heard music in this video until I put in my other headphone it makes so much more sense now. But it was pretty cool with out the talking!
amino715 1 year ago
does anyone else only hear music while watching this video?
roflmaoking 1 year ago
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jojohomie01 1 year ago
@jojohomie01 Shut the fuck up.
kevinohisamazing 1 year ago
@jojohomie01 hahaha i get what you are trying to do and i almost fell for it. you say put thumbs down if you dont like derrick comedy so people who like derrick comedy are going to give you a thumbs up so then you can have the highest rated comment
roflmaoking 1 year ago
Any idea on how to fix the sound?
All I hear is this goofy stock music that you expect to hear at a Movie Theater advertising their multi-hundred dollar toffe-shop franchise.
Dissruptance 1 year ago
@Dissruptance
Shhhhiiiiiit.
Found out. As it would happen, my Speakers only play from the right one. It took a while to figure out, because I normally plug headphones into them because of a bet I lost to a Dragon back in Midieval times with his giant pile of platinum, gold, silver and riches. But it's a boring story, so I won't bother you with the details. Long story short, my invisible penis is no longer bound to the floor.
Dissruptance 1 year ago
@Dissruptance that sucks.....his mom is like the same age as her kids and her kids friends.....well...at least shes a milf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TheRetardBoyz 1 year ago
hahahahahahaha!! "im gonna be hungover."
"great!"
penguiana 1 year ago
WHICH 1 of the three guys is dereck
dc3ac 1 year ago
@dc3ac None of them. It's just a name.
chosentonessournotes 1 year ago
@dc3ac
Dereck.
chulk607 1 year ago
i like how they're all still together on community <3
OnlyMatthew 1 year ago
OMFG LOL subscribed!!! 10/5!
Tormentros 1 year ago
The last second was so funny wen his voice gets all shaky and says "whaaat"
ReDX2345 1 year ago
why is there music playing?
roflmaoking 1 year ago
I know that girl.. from movies..
OFFICIALCLIPSS 1 year ago
Black dude with white kids. LOL. "that's too depressing, I can't sell that" LMAO. She wants a divorce, see if you can get one last night of sex out of her. She's totally hot.
donzaloog1400 1 year ago
lol IM GONNA BE HUNGOVER
bitesizerick 1 year ago
I have a feeling that those are not his real children....
Apachecatdog 1 year ago 4
"That's too depressing I can't sell that." Donald is currently my favorite funny actor.
TheSlackerebel 1 year ago
Joanis and forgotten...shut the hell up no one cares
mrcrysis456 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Datelesswonders 1 year ago
buy a microphone
rickyscot 1 year ago
I haven't seen one single video from Derrick Comedy that I haven't absolutely loved.
spawn22222 1 year ago 5
i wld fuck the shit out of meggie (the mom)
bluntforcestudio 1 year ago
@bluntforcestudio Very tasteful. But, yeah, Meggie's cute.
kavols 1 year ago
i only have one speaker so all i heard was music...
korn1nut2fan3 1 year ago 5
@korn1nut2fan3 AAHAHAHAHA OMG THT SUX SO BAD..............:( IM SRY
padalecki304394 1 year ago
@korn1nut2fan3 LOL me too : (
lunarskylar 1 year ago
@korn1nut2fan3 I was wondering why I couldn't hear the talking!
MonicaFilms 1 year ago
@MonicaFilms the talking only works in one of the speakers.
Animecrazy221 1 year ago
I laugh at the fact that the father is black yet neither of the kids are. Lol
YamTrigger 1 year ago
@YamTrigger
You shouldn't laugh at that. I know real families like that; it means a divorce occurred and that there's a stepparent, it's not funny.
Though in sketch comedy, color-blind casting is common, so is age-blind casting, I mean all these ppl are about the same age; to notice that is actually funny.
JoanIsNotTheMaid 1 year ago
@JoanIsNotTheMaid what the fuck is wrong with you.
spidermonkey001 1 year ago
@spidermonkey001
Did I do something wrong?
JoanIsNotTheMaid 1 year ago
@JoanIsNotTheMaid Stop crying.
far2ez 1 year ago
@far2ez
Why would you think I was crying?
JoanIsNotTheMaid 1 year ago
@JoanIsNotTheMaid Read: "You shouldn't laugh at things, even if they're funny or harmless jokes, because they make reference to something that some people might get offended by."
It's sad that you think having a stepparent is so offstanding that you defend these people as if they were inferior to you or need defending. I have a stepparent and I would find that point-of-view offensive if you weren't such a politically correct crybaby.
Stop crying over jokes. Jokes are jokes. Nothing more.
far2ez 1 year ago
@far2ez
I didn't write that so I don't know what you're quoting. As for what I did write, wow, you completely and totally misunderstood me. I wasn't saying that he/she shouldn't laugh because it's offensive, I was saying they shouldn't laugh because it isn't funny, and saying it isn't funny because it's realist situation, unlike the age of all the actors which IS something worth finding humor in. You totally misperceived my tone, I think.
JoanIsNotTheMaid 1 year ago
@JoanIsNotTheMaid ..i'm laughing at what an idiot you are
ForgottenMemoriesFM 1 year ago
@ForgottenMemoriesFM
That's strange as I've done nothing idiotic, but... ok. Weird that you felt the need to stop and inform me and didn't just laugh to yourself but I'm not calling you a troll or liar or anything.
JoanIsNotTheMaid 1 year ago
Lmfao Omg. You guys are funny. Awesome video, For those who don't understand or Just don't like it are just dumb haters, Keep the funny up guys xD
2muchanime4u 1 year ago
I CANT SELL THAT ITS TO DEPRESSING
burnout0520 1 year ago
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Hippiehater1683 1 year ago
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StokesOfToledoOH 1 year ago
The dad is a movie executive, movie executives employees "pitch" their movie ideas to the executive. In this case, the family is pitching their daily lives like a movie.
bigman1225 1 year ago
''I want a divorce'',well thats seriously exciting...Whaaat?
21stify 1 year ago
BOSTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lets go Celtics!!!
IVMA14 1 year ago
this woul dbe kind of cool
scifiaudious2 1 year ago
lolz thats an original. whhhhhaaaaaaaaaattttttt?????????
legofanfilms101 1 year ago 4
"im gonna be hungover" "Great!"
triforcedweller 1 year ago
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StokesOfToledoOH 2 years ago
Dooode......
triforcedweller 1 year ago
funny! but nice boobs haha
GentlemanBradford 2 years ago
jeez her rack was hanging all over the table.
very nice...
iamjordandavoll 2 years ago
whaaaAAaaaat
shaungoodkey 2 years ago
She had some big ass titties..
Mugen123456789 2 years ago
@Mugen123456789 lol i kno rite
thatkoolskater 2 years ago
Lol I was staring at the girls boobs the whole time. I had to rewatch it to hear all the jokes.
donteffwitme 2 years ago
nice vid and gotta love the juggs on that girl. she's pretty hot.
doordoom 2 years ago 3
lol his kids are fully white
XXXkLeCiIj69XXX 2 years ago 4
lol i didnt even consider that
kazuya246 2 years ago
hahaha....whatttt?
xXTiedBackTragedieXx 2 years ago
i want a divorve
well thats original....whaaaat?
bobbyjoejoeson 2 years ago 2
HAHAHAHAHA!... i laughed
RickardoMute 2 years ago
Looking for a funny video? watch STUPID TACTICS TO SURVIVE A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE. look for a blond boy on the screen
LivRox222 2 years ago
what's that sweet music in the background?
GhostBarbieDog 2 years ago
"I'm gonna be hungover." "Great!"
Capum5 2 years ago
ITS TROY FROM COMMUNITY!!
rgsboss 2 years ago 3
That girl is HOT!
ProdigyofPoland 2 years ago
audio engineering fail
caesiume 2 years ago 21
@caesiume i know, my left speaker is broke and i can't hear a word they say
iforgotwatitis 2 years ago