1: Look at your dad 2: Have a birthday 3: Highfive your dad 4: Play with fire 5: Swim 6: Miss a ball 7: Be a pervert 8: Have sex in a car while a pervert is watching 9: Throw Hats in the air 10: Get punched 11: Drink 12: Find a dog 13: Crash your car 14: Get married to a redhead 15: Hold a babys hand 16: Push a girl on the swing 17: Throw leaf's 18: Watch a redhead running at you 19: Look at a dude with a baby 20: Share a drink with an old lady 21: Look at a grave 22: Bath your feet 23: Die :)
chiste cruel:el presidente electo dice:en mi gobierno ningun niño se acostara a dormir con hambre,a lo que le responde un niñito - señor presidente yo tengo hambre,y el presidente le responde pues entonces no se acueste! jajaja
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DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT THE UNRIGHTEOUS WILL NOT INHERIT THE KINGDOM OF GOD? DO NOT BE DECIEVED. NEITHER FORNICATORS, NOR IDOLATERS, NOR ADULTERERS, NOR HOMOSEXUALS, NOR SODOMITES, NOR THIEVES, NOR COVETOUS, NOR DRUNKARD, NOR REVILERS, NOR EXTORTIONERS WILL INHERIT THE KINGDOM OF GOD. --1 Corinthians 6:9-10
THIS MADE ME SERIOUSLY TAKE A LOOK BACK AT MY LIFE AND IVE SEEN THAT IVE DONE NOTHING THE RIGHT WAY......IT MAKES ME CRY TO KNOW I LIVE THE LIFE I LIVE..........
Esta bueno y original. ¿Pero entonces es solo nacer, jugar, estudiar, cojer, tener un perro, casarse, tener hijos, y morir?...No lo creo, la vida es mas intensa si apreciamos las pequeñas cosas de la naturaleza y nuestros sentidos.
trabalhe em casa!!! Estamos dando oportunidades de negócio pra quem busca renda extra,. oportunidade de ganhar dinheiro em um sistema já todo pronto..se queiram ganhar dinheiro desenvolvendo uma atividade a partir de sua casa aproveitando suas horas livres, nao precisa vender e comprar nada, só anunciar, chip da Nextel, plano de saúde, previdencia privada e muito mais. vai ter um ganho extra todo mes toda semana. pra saber mais me adciona no msn>> nandobebe20@hotmail.com
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ALEJANDRO1987MEX 44 minutes ago
WTFIT
rintintin1219 1 hour ago
sa sert a quoi sa ?
mimycas 7 hours ago
G6Kenny 7 hours ago 2
is that Pauly Shore @ 0:20?
aveinfurt 7 hours ago
@aveinfurt Yes
Derivoth 46 minutes ago
fucku
monjinda 9 hours ago
IM HOTTER
TashaBebeGurllz 15 hours ago
@TashaBebeGurllz not really.
DanceMaster1986 12 hours ago
I came here from watching how to make a dog house.
Cjrm3gtr 19 hours ago
ich cok video !
benhasan1908 20 hours ago
it's ok penis. we'll find another video.
telejammer1 23 hours ago 9
"la vida de un gringo promedio"
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bot1986ify 1 day ago
how the fuck i came here
DreaDlorD13v 1 day ago
no mames pendejo por que chingados dura un minuto37
acxelhackerpro 1 day ago
who cares that the dog is called winter milk
caballoalizeero 1 day ago
*LOVES* YOU!!! xoStephy :P
sexygal17 1 day ago
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bot1986ify 1 day ago
It's pretty sad that this is going to happen to 90% of us...
XpRiNcEoFcHaOsX 1 day ago
@XpRiNcEoFcHaOsX Fuck that, I am not playing Beisball, I don't drink, and I am plannig on dying before my wife xD
Joselox 21 hours ago
siiii bragasss!
LAFORGUS 1 day ago
Pauly Shore Jajajajajaja
OJMasselli 2 days ago
si son 45 seg si ven bien Uu
hikren 2 days ago
Thumbs up if u stopped at 0:15
Brenoh98 2 days ago 3
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bot1986ify 2 days ago
0:21 Pauly Shore! LOL
bubujungle 2 days ago
Dice en 45 segundos y dura 1 minuto y 36 segundos jaja xD
TCIIpla 2 days ago
chiste cruel:el presidente electo dice:en mi gobierno ningun niño se acostara a dormir con hambre,a lo que le responde un niñito - señor presidente yo tengo hambre,y el presidente le responde pues entonces no se acueste! jajaja
MultiCronaldo07 3 days ago
La vida de un hombre: 45 segundos, los créditos: 52
Clashero1880 3 days ago
Actually very nicely done short, but depressing!
Sutterjack 3 days ago
Achei este vídeo uma porcaria! Não satisfaz em absoluto a proposta de descrever a vida de um homem... Aliás, que homem é esseeee???
cleidiomarist 3 days ago
У меня было такое, когда я первый раз попал в аварию.
TheShpik 3 days ago
panties panties!!!
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RisePatriot 3 days ago
nicee:)
danissarodriguezn 3 days ago
Depressing stuff!
1reeb 3 days ago 3
I hate how they put the death scene right after the beach scene )=
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DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT THE UNRIGHTEOUS WILL NOT INHERIT THE KINGDOM OF GOD? DO NOT BE DECIEVED. NEITHER FORNICATORS, NOR IDOLATERS, NOR ADULTERERS, NOR HOMOSEXUALS, NOR SODOMITES, NOR THIEVES, NOR COVETOUS, NOR DRUNKARD, NOR REVILERS, NOR EXTORTIONERS WILL INHERIT THE KINGDOM OF GOD. --1 Corinthians 6:9-10
Revelation1113 3 days ago
eu curti! *-*
TheMaatzGutierrez 3 days ago
no se porque pero se me puso la piel de gallina :S
lllArcantoSlll 3 days ago 2
Y la vida de una mujer en 45 segundos?
voss230 4 days ago
@voss230 en el caso de la mujer 30 segundos serían de lágrimas e_e
IIsorrentoII 2 days ago
at first i was aroused, now im depressed
DomtheRad 4 days ago 3
@DomtheRad me too, i think cuz this video is not true and simplify too much the life, life is very more than those things
julianocantosilva 3 days ago
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ESTE VIDEO ES UNA PUTA MIERDA
1963Luisito 4 days ago
@1963Luisito y porque seria??
KottooxD 4 days ago in playlist Favorite videos
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MrDonald700 4 days ago
very deep
reflections of......
bren000999 4 days ago
did you consume any hallucinogen?lol
nice vid dude
maplestereo 4 days ago
0:15 naughty daddy
chrisharcoan 4 days ago
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akash365 4 days ago
0:15 is what you lookin for.
ERRORnerd 4 days ago 64
@ERRORnerd not anymore....not anymore
undds 3 days ago
que horrible
BOBBYRIF1 4 days ago
Manito arriba si entraste como los demás que le llamaron la atención la bragas y le hicieron click.
tucumanganime 4 days ago 151
@tucumanganime cuantos son 0.0
mario25anive 2 days ago
Aye aye!! Arriba!
Ledgeclingr000000000 4 days ago
No el policia. Es su padre...
mshartz5 4 days ago
Hermoso video
metallicakevin1 4 days ago
esta chido
norri38642 4 days ago
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Chocoreyify 4 days ago
por eso hay que disfrutar la vida y aprovecharla cada segundo de ella xD
Deivid2738 4 days ago
THIS MADE ME SERIOUSLY TAKE A LOOK BACK AT MY LIFE AND IVE SEEN THAT IVE DONE NOTHING THE RIGHT WAY......IT MAKES ME CRY TO KNOW I LIVE THE LIFE I LIVE..........
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la mayoria d uds entraron por 0:15 xDDD vdd qe sii..?
Enfermitos :lol:
MsxTutosFans 4 days ago
Vine a ver unas bragas no un cabron muriendo
sharpey3000 4 days ago
joder esto no tiene na q ver con mi vida
xaladolokiyo 5 days ago
JAJUSHIS SON UNOS MENTIROSOS SON 43 SEGUNDOS :(
BoaRevolution1 5 days ago
Asi es este infierno al que llaman vida.
Madaraizen9 5 days ago
duran mas los creditos jeje
anaidrr 5 days ago
mi vida en 3 segundos (yo usando la pc)
catvill 5 days ago
+la vida de un hombre juergista en 45 segundos eso es
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PATRICIOxVIDAL 5 days ago
stop after 015 its not worth watching after that:)
tonkaman07 5 days ago
@tonkaman07 Have to agree with you, waste of time
steinwaygrande1 5 days ago
@flycodyfly i do :)
DrMarcosify 5 days ago
ZzzZ Dick Stop Choosing My Videos :S
mukeshez3 5 days ago
0:15
jakefrnkln 5 days ago
most of yall dont even speak spanish!
flycodyfly 5 days ago
@flycodyfly Oh yes I fucking do. Ahora anda a chingar.
CyrusRogan 5 days ago
LOL @ the thumbnail. I paused and fapped anyway. Get over yourselves commenters!
radicalgarbage02 5 days ago
Esta bueno y original. ¿Pero entonces es solo nacer, jugar, estudiar, cojer, tener un perro, casarse, tener hijos, y morir?...No lo creo, la vida es mas intensa si apreciamos las pequeñas cosas de la naturaleza y nuestros sentidos.
En fin, sera que me dejo un sabor amargo.
elbofeperugia 5 days ago
@btorojas1 a que?¿ a lo que te puede pasar despues que nasca tu hija?¿
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bot1986ify 5 days ago
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bot1986ify 5 days ago
mierda yo ya me case! osea que solo me quedan 15 seg de vida
muloburro 5 days ago
jajaja ...ps anda contandolos xDD
InmortalAlucard 5 days ago
@InmortalAlucard lo siento el usuario al que usted le respondio murio 15 segundos despues del comentario! XD
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nopdon9 6 days ago
@nopdon9 laew mung ja ma ha tum here arai wa?
RonnieBeachy 5 days ago
@RonnieBeachy
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nopdon9 5 days ago
no lo entiendo
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SON 97 SEGUNDOS
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bestfreegame 6 days ago
no se... pero encuentro heavy este video, se me vienen a la mente muchas cosas...
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bot1986ify 6 days ago
te creo <3
burbujasporti 6 days ago
me senti extraño cuando vi este video
btorojas1 6 days ago
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I hate poems
Fuck..
MrKyrio 6 days ago
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bot1986ify 1 week ago
Es bueno!
peluchota 1 week ago
من جد حياتك في 45 ثانية
deleveir 1 week ago
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all by yourself ??!* ..for the power of 3....search YouTube for:
"by-definition 3-some masturbation"
"call it hot orgy" ....then don't forget to keep it....
"by-definition unsaid" ....under the covers , as it were
bydeffinition 1 week ago
Como para ponerse a pensar sobre lo que estamos haciendo con nuestras vidas. muy buen corto.
waltterllp 1 week ago
パンチラ
aiaiai874 1 week ago
Muito bom! Congratulations!
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bot1986ify 1 week ago
La vida es tan corta, hay que vivirla a plenitud
jumanzu 1 week ago
Duran mas los créditos que el vídeo
Minora1987 1 week ago
0:15 *------------*
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bot1986ify 1 week ago
HAHAHAH ES LA VIDA DE UN CAMARADA MIO XD
beto587 1 week ago
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bot1986ify 1 week ago
i spent most my life in the 0:20 0:23 and 0:25 sux.
SoulQuencher83 1 week ago
are Pedobear markt place time to get the hell out from this syde of youtube
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bot1986ify 1 week ago
0:24 <- best
OoDjissoO 1 week ago
....wait was that pauly shore?
lifendsh3r3 1 week ago
faltou a parte da vida que nós jogamos ;)
Pscraftx 1 week ago
..I searched top 10 songs of 2012. What is this?
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bydeffinition 1 week ago
La vida de un hombre en 45 segundos...Y los créditos de un corto en otros 45 segundos jaja
Hanstopo1993 1 week ago 45
@Hanstopo1993 No es cierto, de los créditos son 52 segundos.
vercetti8610 5 days ago
@vercetti8610 Que gracioso...
Hanstopo1993 5 days ago
the best part 0:15 :))
vesper40 1 week ago
el vídeo no te dice que tu vida es así, te dice que la vida se va en un abrir y cerrar de ojos
galianofx 1 week ago 36
@galianofx BIEN DICHO
metalgarurumon112233 4 days ago
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bot1986ify 1 week ago
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bot1986ify 1 week ago
una poronga este video que se chupe 30 pijas el que lo hizo
Kabbalah0 1 week ago
¿A quien se le ocurrió resumir la vida así? malo, realmente malo
gotrejos 1 week ago
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bot1986ify 1 week ago
it can be more gratifying than that, if you just don't stick to the same shit everyone does
Falhok 1 week ago 4
@Falhok
Totally agreed.
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bot1986ify 1 week ago
La banda sonora te pone en tensión! jaja
Alguien sabe como se llama?
masqueyoquese 1 week ago
yeahh i came for upskirt, but this video make me reflect, life pass away so, so, but so fast, it seems that just yesterday i was a 6 yo kid...
caballoalizeero 1 week ago
So true
YourAnimeToday 1 week ago
الي داخل عشان الصوره يعطيني لايك
vanderson9 1 week ago
cool!
janislukss1 1 week ago
Watching youtube videos since like 2006 but this is the first video that made me rewatch it cause its just..Great!
9dhaxorsux 1 week ago
vivir para estudiar,trabajar,casarse y reproducirse?,eso es todo?mmmmmmmmmmmmmm,te quedaste corto.
sergiogonal46 1 week ago 2
thumbs up if you came here from the picture?
captainamelialover 1 week ago
0:21 good to see Pauly Shore's still getting roles.
BalaminienGS 1 week ago
i am in 0:17
UUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YEAAAA THE BEST PART!!! IUJUUUU
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respect ffs .. great ..!
banq0o 1 week ago
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bot1986ify 1 week ago
este video te dice que disfrutes la vida que solo dura 45 segundos
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bot1986ify 1 week ago
O_O impresionante
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bot1986ify 1 week ago
genial, lindo....
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ernandinho1000 1 week ago
Damn this music make me depressed
guiguimul 1 week ago
Awesome
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