The Picard Video

[NDoomsday82]

I am Locutus of Facebook... There are four likes!

[OffizierDanzaiver]

i love the picard song^^

[PirkotheDragon]

"he just kept tailing in one looong.... incredibly-unbroken-sentence-m­oving-from-topic-to-topic-so-t­hat-no-one-had-a-chance-to-int­errupt it-was-really-quite-hypnotic..­..." that line is the reason i watch this video :)

[RomansEclipse4998]

i love this

[GeekyCheeseburger]

256 people are borg



[234dragoman]

new order beats around 4.00?

[jimsp71]

thank god its not auto tuned :)

[Darius3431]

this video made me wanna watch star trek tng i love IT!!!!!1!

[wheremyfrogo]

This video was literally the first time I ever heard the sonnet "A Summer's Day". When I first read it in school this was my source of reference. I love this video.

[Tehroxxorz1]

@CatholicSociety

I am locutus of Borg, you are borg

That's what he says

[CatholicSociety]

3:46 I'm as cute as a borg?

[tranceemerson]

@CatholicSociety lol when I first watched this I could only hear locutus, now I can only hear I am as cute as a borg

[taylor91593]

love this song.

[unendlicheWeisheit]

i am from germany and i like this video yeahh

[Nigo811]

I am the cutest borg, you a borg

[LadyRelena000]

I've had this song forever and I somehow neglected to actually get on youtube and give it a 'like' all these years.

[Nicarif]

At about 3:10 is one of my favorite episodes with kirk don't know which episode it is should find out im just going to talk in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic

[Jimmyb88]

@Nicarif It's the film Star Trek: Generations

[MrAxel1986]

Excuse me… Excuse me. I’d just like to ask a question…Can I get this song on Itunes?

[vktrtech]

@MrAxel1986 You can save this video, extract the audio, then save to an mp3 file which can be dropped into iTunes.

[TheTichondrius123]

I is so AWESOME I love Star Trek and this is Really COOL-COOL like prima COOL

[leonardnimoylover1]

i luv this

[MrOiskyPoisky]

ah jean luc! youre the man! you certainly deserve to wear the unifrom !

[tronlaser]

Im trying to watch all of TNG, so far im up to Season 7. Been watching 2 episodes every night for the past month or so.

[BigDumbJerk]

Shut up Wesley

[unendlicheWeisheit]

@BigDumbJerk hey sheldon

this video has no contents of wesley

dont write everywhere this text

i must read this on every wil wheaton videoclip comment

why do you hates wesley so much

the character in star trek the next generation he played good

[BigDumbJerk]

Hey Kid Im a computer, Help computer

[unendlicheWeisheit]

@BigDumbJerk what i am no kid you are a kid

what do you talk about the computer

you are a computer or what

then i says help yourself

[BigDumbJerk]

that doesn't compute, you're under arrest

[unendlicheWeisheit]

@BigDumbJerk what i am under arrest

if you talk bullshit like this i take you under arrest

[BigDumbJerk]

Hey you cant talk to me that way. You know the Jerk store called, they're running out of you

[unendlicheWeisheit]

@BigDumbJerk i dont know what you want to say to me

rewrite it now my english is not so good

[BigDumbJerk]

Es tut mir leid ihr Englisch ist nicht so gut. einen wunderbaren Tag, an dem sie square head Deutsch

[unendlicheWeisheit]

@BigDumbJerk the first part i have understand but the rest

square head that mean viereckig in german

than you said viereckiger Deutscher

is this a compliment or a sily joke

[BigDumbJerk]

What you say? All your base are belong to us

[unendlicheWeisheit]

@BigDumbJerk is there a word missing in your answer?

i like this song it is really good

[aryon984]

It's been too long since I've watched TNG... I really should do that.

[funnydragon13]

I love this show! Got my husband addicted as well. For christmas he asked for the movies, I cant wait to have a marathon and watch them!

[DarthZimmeris666]

(you'll have to call again!)

[SirChaosS]

@DarthZimmeris666 i'm uh not dressed properly.

[DarthZimmeris666]

@SirChaosS Were you "LadyChaosS" I would of course be most pleased with your lack of proper dress, however as you are a "Sir" I advise you, kindly, to put your pants back on. :P

[jpholmes7]

people, watch the video called picard madness by awsomo666

[AliTubelog]

the ending when he is backing off dancing to his chair with the hat on matches the music so royally.

[AliTubelog]

I just love that cozy feeling you get when everyone is on the bridge in their respective positions giving and taking order in that particular mannerism...

[kiejiro]

I love this video. Picard has to be better than Kirk.

[pHr33kAcHu]

Love those General MIDI drums XD

[daydreamingsince1990]

this is why Picard >> Kirk

[italianstallionxtwon]

This makes me want to watch Star Trek

[MusicDude5309]

My mom showed me this video

[therealGLAD]

@MusicDude5309 u have a cool mum



[XcaXa86X]

@therealGLAD I agree dude

[lv459]

btw i'm confused althoug i've watched every episode the one at 2:45 still has me confused. what's it's episode name?

[Trekkieish]

@lv459 - Ménage à Troi. It's near the end of season 3.

[lv459]

@Trekkieish k thx

[lv459]

Recorded the series on my DVR, now to watch it all. gotta love the reruns. TNG FTW!

[Darius3431]

i can get enough of of this video its realy quite hypnotic xD

[metoren]

00:58. Quite hypnotic

[beatlewarrior1960]

ok now im scared of picard

[TheAwex]

I wish i had moves like Captain Picard

[m80kamikaze]

Also... it is an awesome episode, one of my favorites.

[mrthebillman]

Picard - The worst Captain in all of Star Fleet!

[turtleshells118]

@mrthebillman Failtroll is fail

[ally31098]

whats 1:15 to 1:27 ??

[Logaky7]

@ally31098 " He just kept talking in one long, incredibly unbroken sentences... Moving from topic to topic, so that no one had a chance to interrupt him...

It was really quite hypnotic!"

[ally31098]

@Logaky7 no, i meant what episode it was...

[m80kamikaze]

@ally31098 I am not sure which episode but it is in the 6th or 7th season. I recently watched both and it was in one of them.

[ally31098]

@m80kamikaze thanks, that means i only have to wathch two seasons!

[m80kamikaze]

@ally31098 You should watch them all. :-P

[m80kamikaze]

@ally31098 I did some searching... Season 6 Episode 25 "Timescape" at about 3:50. There you will find the awesome line of." He just kept talking in one long, incredibly unbroken sentence. Moving from topic to topic, so that no one had a chance to interrupt him...

It was really quite hypnotic!"

[ally31098]

@m80kamikaze thanks!!,normally someone wouldnt do researching for something like this, but youre right, i should watch all of them...

but not right now i made a decision that i have to watch a series with over 500

episodes but ill probably watch it afer iwatched all of them

right now im at 226...

[mkr10001]

@m80kamikaze loser

[AliTubelog]

shaka when the walls fell

[ArwaRocks64]

@Thekarodeam I don't understand half the stuff they say on there :p

[Beheamouth666]

I'm, uh, not dressed properly.

[ArwaRocks64]

I hate Star Trek but this song is so catchy! <3

[mummra4ever]

@ArwaRocks64 Why do you hate star trek?

[Extermidalek]

What is Picard saying from 3:33 onward?

[nelsonmuntz01]

@Extermidalek

I am Locutus of Borg?

[Ateamgrl]

@nelsonmuntz01 a borg. he was integrated to the collective and that was his name.

[kitslife]

@Extermidalek If you've seen the episode you'd know the alien there speaks useing metiphors or something like that. He just wants Picard to help fight this other wierd alien thing. Picord says it to help himself figure it out.

[Ateamgrl]

@Extermidalek I am Lacutus, a borg.

[Extermidalek]

@Ateamgrl Thank you.

[rawgreentree]

I LOVE this!! Shared it with my facebook family!

[oS2006DE]

Just...wow.

[bv90andy]

i keep listening to it from time to time now for over 3 years. AWESOME every tiem

[CraZunggoy47]

Very clever at 3:58. There's a measure of 5/4 time for the part about 4 or 5 lights.

[pussyjefferson]

I am confuesed. wheere is chewie and han?

[LukeBaxter77]

@pussyjefferson fuck you

[olivier22ful]

@pussyjefferson obvious troll is obvious

[ophello]

One of the greatest shows ever. You kids should watch TNG.

[Ateamgrl]

@ophello my parents have TNG on tape and i watch them like every day!

[Renagade2332]

@ophello Watched a few episodes. Wish I had the whole series on DVD :(

[TropnevadNitsuj]

@TeamVoldemort666 Im couldnt tell you what parts were specifically used from what but Mr. Patrick Stewart was a shakespearian actor before this if im not mistaken, and sonnets 147, 141, and 18 (used in that order) even though you probably don't care :P

[John234pwns]

@TropnevadNitsuj Isn't he a Shakespearian actor now, too?

[TropnevadNitsuj]

@John234pwns I honestly have no idea, probably.

[TheDJWildBill]

@John234pwns yeah he always was a classically trained theater actor was good when TNG let him "show off" his acting skills

[TropnevadNitsuj]

@TeamVoldemort666 Thank you, my good sir and or madam.

[russianspy52]

I have a friend who likes the original series but says Picard can kick kirks ass.

[TropnevadNitsuj]

@TeamVoldemort666 actually it is I do not love thee with mine eyes for they, in thee a thousand errors note ... Google shakespeare's Sonnet 141 if you doubt.

[jleoriane]

@TeamVoldemort666 Tell me more!

[truepridejb]

that took talent

[grazemn]

make it so

[MegaMcwilson]

fantastic video,love it

[davie2201]

fu**in brill video

[tbonesfa]

Just found out Patrick Stewart is going to be at the Dallas Comic-Con... time to start putting in for vacation time.

[kaylurb]

@tbonesfa OMG THANK YOU for posting this! I'm totally going now!

[daddyleon]

from what episode is: 0:58 - 1:01 !!~? Must know (A)

[TheBlisschocolate]

1:15 - 2:05 is the best part ever! lol :D Long live Captain Picard!

[furzlappen]

yeah its epic

[whichwaytothebuffet]

Epic.

[Alkex0]

Giggled like a little effin' fanboy through all of this.

[Restayvien]

0:58 ok I cracked up at that.

[theemrpoint123]

He Just kept talking... One long... In-cre-dib-ly-un-broken-scen-t­ence, moving-from-to-pic-to-to-pic, -so-that-no-one-had-the-chan-c­e-to-in-ter-upt-it-but-really-­qui-te-hyp-no-tic...

..

[1NaturallyChanel]

@theemrpoint123 I gave you a thumbs up because you had the patience to type that out.

[FiEctro]

3.58 *fap* *fap* *fap*

[kalimambo]

This video is already a classic

[jonas1337director]

Best video on youtube.



[Pornmaggot]

3:48 I am the cutest of all! Loveliest on that vessel!

[regularsizechuy]

I thought he was French.....He talks GERMAN ! !

[secretk33per]

Anyone else get here because of Navy Numa Numa?

[ElGentoo]

@secretk33per

Because of what ?

[lazyeyezokipoki]

EPIC (my fav, after 03:03)

[Rastocc]

1 796 032

[kingdynamite97]

So... Who is the Captain again?

[JessGres]

1:19 

[rphinks]

guess I missed the episode when his is dancing with the hat and cane. Or I just dont remember the scene.

[ViScVIsion]

How does this vid not have 200.000.000 views yet???11

[10JWoww]

I forgot how great this video was.

[AliTubelog]

Just started watching TNG. I always ignored it as that old boring show. I was wrong. It is the best science fictional show ever created. You watch TNG and then you cant stand to watch sci fi shows of today. Why did I discover this so late.

And now I also feel that my hatred for 2009 star trek movie has exponentially increased. Dumb JJ Abrams lol!

[skystarless]

@AliTubelog The more Trek I see, the more I hate the 2009 movie.

[OviPop88]

Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra....Shaka when the walls fell

[adriannrod]

What ep is 3:34-3:54 ?

[JackWProductions]

@the123of4567 No it's from the episode I, Borg.

[Daygall]

@adriannrod season 5 episode 23 title is I, Borg

[JackWProductions]

@adriannrod It's from the episode I, Borg.

[vintagevideogamegeek]

Thanks for making this!

[Gamezonemachinima]

lol i just watched 1:15 :P season 6 episode 25:D

[Morethanbobsonofbob]

Make it so.

[Metaltimmy666]

Nice video, I knew the song for years but this video really gives it credit, seems like a lot of work though ;)

[Voidjanrulerserus]

i am the cutest aboard

[Unimatrix542]

This is my 100th time listening.. Thank you I love it... Make make make make make it so... This is the captain speaking... Jean Luc Picard... Lock phases on that vessel... STAR TREK FOREVER!

[Jebus495]

This is a really great example of creative music. My friends all think this song is stupid but I see through the comedy of the song. The structure of the song and the sounds and harmonies used all indicate musical talent.

The poster of this made the video (but not the song) which also must have taken a long time because it matches with almost 100% perfection :D

Mad props to both. <3

[tjw3128]

just a heads up to the uploader the site linked dont exist anymore

[MrShrimpit]

I would turn gay fro this man....seriously i dont care about his age, if he wanted it i would do it

[pcdave18]

This song never gets old :D

[Mingaggins]

Is there a version of this song that has just the techno music, without the Picard soundbites?

[Clonetrooperkev]

What episode was the Picard Punch from at 2:06?

[pixargod]

251 people are wesley and don't deserve to wear that uniform.

[lankycrab]

Picard owns

[Elimonaattori]

Best thing in the world!! :D

[RookFrjosa]

If there is a way to mix this with Shatner on the Mount, it should be done.

[TheTwistedDiamond]

Make make make make make make it stop, m-m-make it stop.

[biologistblackbelt]

Also, 250 people believe there are 5 lights.

[biologistblackbelt]

This may be my favorite thing ever. Picard is the SHIT.

[VeryCupboardy]

i liked the smiley face in the warp core explosion

[lSerendipityl]

Darmok and Jilad at... Tanagra lalala

[Grovespur88]

Wasn't too keen on it at first but then seemed to become addicted.

[Gamesharked]

Awesome. But the one reason why I'll keep coming back to this vid is 1:15 to 1:27. :3

[iancrowduggan]

246 people dont believe in captain picard

[cabinet1991]

Man, someone sure likes season 6!

[thepoeticamerican]

Time for my weekly viewing..OKAY...now on to homework.

[EpicBio]

@thepoeticamerican awww you mean u dont sing along while doin homework?? Son i am very dissappoint! lol

[ParisVaughn]

@thepoeticamerican I have to admit that I watch this too often.

[JackWProductions]

@burningburney99 Don't forget about Shatner of the mount ;)

[m80kamikaze]

I want to know Patrick Stewart's thoughts on this. If i were him, I would be honored by such a kick ass tribute.

[Akosuaification]

I love this so much....no words. :')

[AmortusR]

I have just been "picard" rolled (rick rolled but for Captain Picard)! XP

[Edumathealth]

@ThyScaryNachos

Can't tell if trolling or actually doesn't know Locutus of Borg.

[Firebirds101]

inventor of da facepalm lives

[thepoeticamerican]

WHY?.......OH WHY do I find this video so entertaining? I keep getting it stuck in my head and therefore re-watching it. It's a viscious cycle....

[StoneColdScoutRECON]

Like a boss? Pfcht, please.

Like a star ship captain.