Greatest 80s line ever

[doctordopplepopolous]

...I just came.

[DPCB01]

just wait a minute sugar tits!

[paranoidpfanclub]

DAMN THEESE ELECTRIC SEX PAAAAAAANTSSSS!

[jesustonight]

actually in my opinion the best line is "not my fault ,monkey bastard hands"

[ManHuntDrumBass]

I watched all six episodes on DVD last night. Seen them a million times. Know all the quotes. Laugh my ass off every time as if it's the first time hearing them. And now, i have to go and watch all six again...

[beirney82]

@ManHuntDrumBass I ran the only way I know how, with one leg in front of the other in quick succession

[Norocmorth]

The guy from the I.T. crowd

[KesselRunner606]

Not my fault, Monkey Bastard Hands!

[hellbreaker6666]

"Hello, Tyrannosaurus Alan."

[Xzina92x]

press 5 for burping lol :P

[HoratioMoonraker]

This is a geat show. Garth Marengi is a deliberately contrived anagram of 'Arrgh Nightmare' by the writers.

[UnintendedCherry]

HOLY SHIT IT'S DOUGLAS

[Skoshtwo]

Need I say more...need I say more.

[tdkzero]

*writes shit 'arrow to the knee' joke, sits back and waits for thumbs up*

[davi55x]

Holy shit douglas from IT Crowd 

[pixelatedgoodness]

"I shot him in the knee with an arrow..."

"So, I suppose you could say he took an arrow to the knee?"

"Ha ha ha"

"I hate you."

[Drakodan]

Castomerrrrrr???

[Manbagdeluxe]

This is Darkplace ya dingus. Now can someone remove this video so it stops appearing in my recommendations??

[chuflesthecat]

FATHEEEEER !

that happend

[DrArrowtothekneePHD]

Well... What happened was that he took an arrow to the knee.

[xMcGlockin]

Lol i love how the piano drops as soon as his eyebrow goes up

[JoshuaRamone]

The fact that the uploader assumed this was from the 80s proves Marengis Genius!

[kkurrukk]

@JoshuaRamone Not sure if trolling or....

[NoMoreNever]

Instantly cracked me up, dont know this show, but seems funny as hell!

[smalltime0]

@NoMoreNever It is Darkplace, a 2000s show spoofing 80s Sci-fi. They went to incredible lengths to make it seem almost like it actually was from the 80s.

[indifferenttoapathy]

possibly the greatest 6 seconds on youtube.

[Jdhslightlystoopid1]

I came on here to yell at the guy about Garth Marengi's Dark Place not being an 80's show.. but it seems you guys have beet me to it! Cheers.

[DancingSpiderman]

This "Doctor Sanchez" character strikes me as the kind of doctor who makes house visits for cash, and takes yer bumm temperature with his thick middle right finger

[SynysterSte]

when I seen the video it said it was 5seconds long, but when I clicked it said 6seconds. You can't explain that

[SurendreB]

I really thought this was from the 80s until I saw his birthdate.

[herofromthedark]

I... couldn't understand a thing he said... thank you for putting up a transcription in the details box.

[MrsBellaRoux]

WTF dark place is from the 2000s? idiot :P skipper would be dissapointed in you

[DancingSpiderman]

Rut Row -- I feel a TurtleHead popping out....

[toomanymutants]

@DancingSpiderman lol

[DancingSpiderman]

@toomanymutants TurtleHed has been deployed --- I REPEAT -- TurtleHed has been deployed.

[toomanymutants]

@DancingSpiderman hahaha!!!

[S66Alex]

He knows when it was made, it was made in a terrible 80's style, Christ, leave him alone

[Varithgar]

Holy fuck, this is the Volvic Volcano in human form!

[09bradonp]

this was made in 2004

[violatress]

It's Dixon Bainbridge!

[Thelordisgayandmerry]

@violatress No it's Lucien Sanchez!

[violatress]

@Thelordisgayandmerry Douglas Reynholm!

[emoth100]

Dixon Baimbridge has a mullet... D:

[MrJack83124]

what did he say? it sounds like "So what happened between you and this railway customer".

[m4ffe]

@MrJack83124 Hint: So what happened between you and the video description box...tomeeeer?

[Norha820]

I literally shit my pants this made me laugh so hard.

[atrocitron]

GARTH MARENGI'S DARKPLACE was not an 80s show. It was a 2000s show that was carefully crafted to look like a bad Brit scifi show from the 80s. Apparently it worked.

[wonderwall2112]

The people's eyebrow!

[paddoxtroy]

i like to imagine that the uploader doesn't know darkplace isn't actually from the 80s

[Oppurtunafish]

@paddoxtroy Amazing.

[SultanChase]

@paddoxtroy What? You mean that it WASN'T made in the 80s??? My whole perception of reality is falling apart!!!

[notdrockok]

@paddoxtroy OMG HAHAHA some kid at work goes to me "Did you grow up with Garth Marengi? It's a show from the 80's..." I asked him to commit seppuku.

[AliceValium]

If only this was not a parody.

[Flobbyoiboyz]

Epic eyebrow.

[Kousaburo]

RICHARD AYOADE, MATTHEW HOLLNESS, LISTEN UP! BRING BACK DARKPLACE!

[ozzy5254]

@Kousaburo

[ozzy5254]

@Kousaburo hell yes!!!

[RiderTide]

Douglas Reynholm

[94samboy]

FATHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[atheisthadouken]

don't what happened between me and this caster bear

[soberchimera61]

Another hour goes by and I'm still watching Darkplace videos. god help me. 

[RageOfTheTiger]

Classic soap popera style look and tune :) LOL awesome!

[McDughf]

Lol, I'm gonna use this quote to annoy people in ironic situations X-D

[mahligros2]

This guy will forever be Douglas to me.

[doggyhand12]

Holy shit it's Douglas Reynholm from the IT Crowd!

[2Ttyz41O]

Kind of makes me think of Oliver Platt.

[tomwalkermusic]

If anyone actually thinks Darkplace was genuinely made in the '80s then they've totally missed the point of the show...

Best line from Darkplace is definitely ''I can't hold these plates off much longer!"

[ViperRob42]

Produced in the 80s but didn't air till 2004

[Kiwii3364]

Matt Berry is Pimp

[supaultrapimp]

perfect delivery!!

[Kidsshowho]

Bahaha the eyebrow raise! XD

[LagBoy86]

Pfft this is not the best line ever! In the 80's Best line ever "Have you ever seen a grown man Naked?"

[RiderTide]

@LagBoy86 haha :) classic stuff.

[Francozilla]

Bad Ass Doc

[ReggieChannel]

No 5th second

[transtooters123]

LOL

[Varielism]

isnt that douglas from it crowd, he looks young there and looks the same in it crowd, not 80's lol

[bkboy747]

OMG the face at the end was the greaatest

[TheMotionMan112]

what the fuck did he just say?

[dking987returns]

@TheMotionMan112 so what happened between you and this wingway custumaaahh... ?

[lmc100]

@dking987returns Not quite.

@TheMotionMan112

What he says is in the description.

[alwaysright10000]

How the fuck does this have almost 1500 likes? Usually people get pissed off by videos that have absolutely nothing to do with the title.

I suspect vote bots.

Fuck off and die.

[Whovian92]

@alwaysright10000 it was "made in the 80's" you should see the rest of the show its on 4Od

[littlemissspecialk]

He is the voice of Mr. Volcano.

[louiselovesmagic]

Lol :P

[1977pedros]

Czech neck was a terrible affliction, I remember a boy on our street who suffered another side effect, he cried all the water from his body it was awful!

[HoldYourFireUK]

@1977pedros It's a fookin' disgrace.

[TeflonTron]

@HoldYourFireUK It's true. My sister threw up her own pelvis bone. That was a fookin' disgrace.

[1977pedros]

@HoldYourFireUK wanna buy some Joss Acklands Spunky back pack?

[NORTHERNKONFLIKT]

this series is from the 80's no matter what people say. just because it wasn't made during the 80's doesn't mean it's not from the 80's. It's called artistic liberty.

[1977pedros]

i think the person below has had too much of a bysterbile substance known as cake. It clearly has altered his perception of time. The show above was not in existence in the eighties It's Garth Marenghi's Darkplace which was, as stated by others, made in the early 2000' s and was supposed to look like the time your talking about. Lay off the cake or it will damage yor Shatners bassoon beyond repair.

[cthulhu11111111]

@1977pedros

It wasn't *made* in the 2000s. It was *reaired* in the 2000s, or rather aired for the first time in the UK in the 2000s (it had previously only been aired during the 80s in Peru)

For your information a relative of mine was deeply affected by cake (even suffering the classic symptoms known as "czech neck") and I can assure you it is no laughing matter.

[Max404s]

@cthulhu11111111 Look knobhead. It's Matt Berry in the video, who I went to school with. It's not from the '80s.

[MsDreamscape]

@Max404s You went to school with him? Lucky

[grandpajp]

@Max404s I don't know who this Matt Berry customer is that you're talking about, so I'm not going to dispute whether or not you went to school with him, but I hardly think that's relevant here, as the actor in the clip is clearly none other than Todd Rivers, one of the most sought-after character actors of the 1980s.

[metalboy5150]

@cthulhu11111111

You're joking, right? Yeah, you're joking. You must be. Living "in universe," as it were.

"That's about the size of it in a nutshell." - Liz Asher

[cthulhu11111111]

uh i think this IS from the 80s or how else do I remember watching this when I was a kid...in the 80s!

[Nat4Brendan]

@cthulhu11111111 You're probably on acid.

[sicksniper96]

@cthulhu11111111 I doubt it, seen as the actor was born in 1974, making him between 6 or 16 at the time. I doubt it was in the eighties because he looks about 30 here.

[cthulhu11111111]

@sicksniper96

how could the actor be born in 1974?! are you serious. That would make him about 10 years old when Darkplace was shot. Quite clearly he's a bit older than that! I would say about 30.

[sicksniper96]

@cthulhu11111111 Read what I put you fucking moron.

[grandpajp]

@sicksniper96 Nah, gonna have to go with cthulhu11111111 on this one. I think you'll find that this show was made in the 80's and was all set to become the most significant televisual event since Quantum Leap (and I do not say that lightly) when the producers were gypped by the powers that be.

[sicksniper96]

@grandpajp read up on it before trying to prove me wrong... set in the eighties, not from the eighties or made in the eighties.

[grandpajp]

@sicksniper96 Dude, I don't need to read - I have the truth, straight from the lips of author/dreamweaver Garth Marenghi himself.

[metalboy5150]

@sicksniper96 He was cracking a joke. That's what Richard Ayoade (in character as Dean Lerner) said about "Darkplace" when they were making it "in the 80s." You should probably watch the series.

[ChairmanBlimp]

OMG OMG OMG!!! ITS THE GUY FROM THE IT CROWD!!!

[mothersuperior100]

@ChairmanBlimp matt berry

[mothersuperior100]

Respond to this video...  WHISKEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYY

[lewisnwkc]

@ChairmanBlimp and my reaction was "OMG OMG OMG!!! ITS THE GUY FROM DARKPLACE!!!

[M4ZZ4100]

@ChairmanBlimp matt berry

[KIA130123]

@ChairmanBlimp Matt Berry, this is from Garth Marenghi's Darkplace and if you like him, check out Snuff Box :D

[Dinoguts1]

@ChairmanBlimp FUCK YEAH BITCH ASS FUCKIN NIGGA!!! :D

[FilimboUK]

she was like a candle in the wind. unreliable.

[FilimboUK]

@FilimboUK won ton will be all over me like knockers in a wind tunnel.

ive stood in deans front room and watched him make a lot of love, let's just say that

[CarrotAtHeart]

This show isn't from the 80's, it's a comedy called Garth Marenghis Dark Place.

Still funny either way!

[PunkyVoodoo]

IF ONLY THIS WAS IN THE 80S

[ericthepace]

Yes... but the parody of the show is early 90's...not 80's. Dont mind strydom666. Hes a troll

[CreepinHeadshot]

the funny thing is this was made in 2003 and they made it look old

[2tur]

I.T Crowd.  ;D!

[galti111]

You and he were...buddies, weren't you? Need I say more, need I say more...

[PressXToJaysun]

@strydom666 The joke clearly went over your head.

[blatantlyable]

@strydom666 they got the video quality down though it really is a dead ringer for something around that time. You know, like how u can tell something was from the 90s when you saw it?

[pidgeon666]

@strydom666 it's supposed to look like it's from the 80's, you dumb fuck, so you dumb fuck can see how someone could be mistaken, you dumb fuck.

[ScrumpyJack1234]

@strydom666 GMD paradies 80s, you dumber fuck

[LemonZeppelin]

@strydom666 That's the joke, genius. Darkplace is a fake TV show that was supposedly made in the 80s.

[IKushLover]

@strydom666 it was set in the 80s

[TheLiquid84]

@strydom666 just to clarify what everyone else has said, its set in the 80's, "you dumb fuck."

[wesker100000000]

Lol so that's where Webb (from michell and webb show and peepshow) gets his voice for sir digby chicken ceaser.

[rebornritual]

Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, Epic

[JohnMstudios]

Ha, I love this show :D

I've laughed more in the 6 episodes than I have in many series of any other programme :D

[ThyJovan]

First though 'IT Crowd'

[killerclone]

Anyone who thinks this is actually from the 80s is a total dildo.

[potn00dles]

@killerclone no u

[Fanatic2020]

Porn?

[neckleaper]

Funny. Forgot about this show.

[ClownSh0es]

definitely a porno

[MUYA123SLAYER]

@ClownSh0es No its a comedy from 2006

[JohnMstudios]

@MUYA123SLAYER 2004

[oldmanpoodle]

This is Matt Berry in "Garth Marenghi's Darkplace". Not from the 80's. At all.

[JonnyJ125]

@oldmanpoodle I'm not so sure, it looks pretty old

[blehblehbleh90]

@JonnyJ125 It definitely is recent, as all the actors in it look the same today as they did then, not to mention it's no secret it was filmed in the early 00s.

[Bilama]

oh shit!! its Reynolds!

[flipswop100]

wooo garth marengi love this

[FriendofWander]

Jon Lajoie? What are you doing in the 80s?

[chonzerfool]

Press 4 for a burp.

[Jackalofdeath]

hahaha

[westben2000]

god this show is brilliant.....its a shame only 6 episodes

[DamienTorrence]

What movie is this from?

[BucketfulOfFruit]

@DamienTorrence garth marenghi's darkplace. tv show not a movie

[akkarin18]

@DamienTorrence A comedy tv show called Darkplace

[dlweiss]

Man, I wish MY eyebrow made that sound...

[Morpholomewy]

I understood this as "So what happened between you and this Renwick Castabear?"

Kept wondering what she coulda done with a bear...

[SpectacularNumanist]

@Morpholomewy

So what happened between you and this Renwick customer?

[dalektaliban]

did he just turn into stewie?

[tcsdef]

@dalektaliban

hey hey shut the fuck up dont start up a family guy conversation

[dalektaliban]

@tcsdef sorry i didnt know family guy was forbidden from being mentioned by the internet police

[tcsdef]

@dalektaliban

what?

family guy is just a shitty show

[Shyreenify]

@dalektaliban Family Guy is shit compared to this show.

[dalektaliban]

@Shyreenify silence fool

[metalboy5150]

@dalektaliban

No, he's right. Family Guy IS shit compared to this show....at least it is *now*. The first four or so season of FG were amazing, since then it's the same 5 or 6 jokes over and over again. "Stewie is gay", "God is stupid", "Atheists rule", "Conservatives suck", etc. Now, I can laugh at conservatives and christians with the best of 'em, but even the funniest joke in the world gets old after a while. And this is certainly not the funniest joke in the world.

[Nat4Brendan]

@dalektaliban Since when does Stewie act like that?

[dalektaliban]

@Nat4Brendan its jsut the way he sais customeeeeer

[Schabiq]

i don't even

[timb0nic]

that piano key should win an award too...

[prsbcrich]

So what happened between you and this Renwick customerrrrrr..?

[RotaryPoweredRX]

lol, plenty of fail in the comments

[Applesinmybum]

everyone having to point out this was made in 2004 is actually retarded and failed to completely miss the joke of both the title and the comments that are going along with it. You guys really suck

[SHAKINGBABIES]

aah, the good old days, the good old days. they don't make them like this any more. 1984 4EVA.

[RebelAdmiral]

So, what happened indeed ? Someone knows ?

[RandomStandardGuy]

Im not sure God exists, but if he does I bet he sounds exactly like Dr Lucian Sanchez

[prokentsful]

Can someone tell me whether this show is meant to be a comedy, or serious?

Because I can't take that voice seriously, EVER!

[TomBourega]

@prokentsful Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, one of the best spoofs ever

[mjdvfc]

I said good day sir!