Tool - Jerk-Off - Coachella 1999

[Bradipus]

Maynard and Dhalsim from Street Fighter are the same person

[interiorcrock]

@Bradipus That was hilarious.

[YoutoobHatesRyan]

that was FUCKING GOLD JERRY... GOLD!!

[GiveItToMeOneTime]

saw them the other time they did coachella, this is when they stoppd sayin shoot u in ur fuckin head

[ExtremePlatypus]

I'm sad this didn't make it onto Salival.

[sfarzo911]

OMG did nobody else think that was hella funny at the end. "Stick my foot, in, your, fucking head! thank you! goodnight!" hahaha, maynards the best

[mintroyboy]

@sfarzo911 ur a littel off he said stick my foot up ur fucking ass! but u got to love tool they always got u on ur toes changin lyrics and what not =D

[toolasmhooligan]

lol thank you good night

[gogosyamaha11]

lol maynard's almost naked

[bigdaddytorr1]

hahahahahahahahaha "thank you! goodnight!" 

[bennythelazy2]

I've finally realized... there is no such thing as favorites in Tool when your talking about songs. Every song is brought to perfection!!!

[EthericWizard]

My god it;s as if I've stumbled upon something I've been looking for all along... a sort of wide spanning deja vu... only tool.

[Smackenzieth]

he pulled it off! diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiie!

maynard is the fuckin man

[imacellphone]

wtf at like 1:00 i was listening to the drums, and i was looking at adam, and for some reason i thought that wasdanny, and i was like"why isn't danny moving?"

wow im a retard

[MawcDrums]

holy god the interlude in this video is AMAZING.. totally lateralus / salival sounding.. so cool.....

[sheva202003]

MY...FOOT...UP...YOUR...FUCKIN ASS!! Ahhhhhhh, hahahahahhaa!! Brilliant! 5:10 to the end---ahhhh those were the days. Weep weep.

[fracichi]

oh damn...how i wish i could was there...better things and movements always belong to past...why??! I'm full of regrets....i trust in my next life....

[JakeP555]

how long do they usually perform at festivals such as these? An hour?

[tonypata]

I love watching Tool evolve since '92' when I first heard them. I'm so complete since I've seen them and A perfect Circle since then.

[pokerlad32]

Lol. Speaking of thong . . . I remember seeing Tool at the San Jose State Event Center and Maynard was wearing boxers and a bra with fake tits in it. VINTAGE. UNIQUE. NO ONE HAS THE STONES TO BE LIKE TOOL!

[Toolminion]

The pause at 1:45 is absolutly amazing.

[NekoGigi143]

wow thong O.O

XDDDD

[JakeP555]

Vintage TOOL. Love it.

[iCatalinai]

Him wearing a thong makes it even better! Stop complaining.

[mcornell91]

i love tool and this song but does maynard need to be wearing a thong?

[kinbanedream]

Man... I miss the fuckin 90s already... Now everything is mundane-like bullshit!

TOOL is a supreme band, so damn professional... I believe they're the last of the true musical prodigies.

[purplebob18]

lololol, maynard... still love ya maynard! :)

[entool7]

fucking great. I think maynard was on drugs.

[Zildjian232]

ha. Cochella? isnt that a large festival where a shit-ton of bands play? Id hate to be the band that would have to play after Tool. Im sure they stole the festival crowds

[grudge855]

They generally headline the big festivals that they play.

[Shrewy1]

I was there for this show. If memory serves me, Rage played right before them. One of the most awesome one-two's I 've ever seen.

[1banks30]

@Zildjian232 no one follows tool they headline and then its done sick show one of my favs

[stankeygoblue]

sweet

[wtfjr8]

should have recorded this on the original

[trickykid0011]

@wtfjr8 this song was made and recorded circa 1992. get th is > CLUE

[wtfjr8]

best version of this song the interlude. awesome.

[whygodrums10]

thank you, goodnight! omg that was hilarious at the end

[Paradiddler45]

I laughed so hard I woke my roommate up...

[ushouldnobynow]

i thought it was retarded and i'm a fan

[NetherNoTwisting]

No it's JC. He didn't have his long hairs before

[beerandpluggers]

Or is jc with short hair cause i didnt know paul also used wal's

[beerandpluggers]

Thats Paul on bass isnt it

[Paradiddler45]

Paul left the band after Undertow, so nope.

[beerandpluggers]

oh ok tahnks man

[okzido]

You have to see Tool live if you want to feel their music. The End was fucking brilliant, classic Maynard's combination of irony, anger and sarcasm.

[aaenema]

whoa! they really evolved the song in this version amazing

[aaenema]

did paul come back in 99 to play for this show? or is that justin chancellor without his long hair..

[mjkrules]

Lets not forget how awesome all the members of the band are. Without them we would not have TOOL. :)

[jamesrsutton]

fuckin awesome ending by maynard

[LuckilyHeDied]

Agreed. Best ending ever.

[mjkrules]

couldnt have said it better myself !!!!

[fartsmachine]

does anyone know where to find a guitar tab for this particular performance of the song? From 2:37 on is possibly the greatest recording known to man. I need to know how to play this.

thanks in advance to anyone who can hook a brotha up,  Drewpaloop

[b00sh]

a guy named "opiateofthemasses" on youtube has a vid of extensions including this Jerk Off one. Hes really good, btw ;) Hope this helps

[fartsmachine]

Thanks a lot dude, I missed this at first, and haven't been able to watch them yet, BUT AM EXCITED TO DO SO.

[tylerwylie]

at 2:37 the cool part is the bass not the guitar.

[fartsmachine]

I play guitar, not bass. If I played bass I would have asked for the bass tabs. The emphasis of the comment was that that is most likely the greatest portion of music that has ever been served up.

[tylerwylie]

You'll find no disagreement there.

[warfamily2]

im glad i still have the tix stub for this show. It was a hot fuckig day.

[AGuyWhoLikesHisMetal]

Mmm... a live Tool show. These guys are fucking amazing live. Saw 'em in Birmingham on their current tour. Amazing lights lasers and background videos.

[geomantia]

god damn tool. god damn maynard. dont ever ever stop.

[o00mega00]

yeah, the reworked mid-section makes this song amazing. I thought, man, they should redo some opiate and actually do a studio release. but....by that time they would be like fucking 60 so I won't hold my breath

[LoboEye]

Maynard,  No man alive can be as amazing as he is.

[loot91]

Adam Jones makes my brain smile

[Toastmiester]

I like how maynard can strip himself of everything and still be taken seriously only maynard can do that and realy realy fuckin hot strippers

[ssweetdreamzz]

my god, that middle section made me cream myself.. .. that shit should be re-recorded on cd

[trustkill415]

MJK's scream at 5:20 would make even Satan himself soil his red leotard.

[d0z3rr]

LMAO!

[lateralus8113]

i would have paid soo much to be there that night, that must had been a amazing experince !

[chloroxjello]

They all seemed really into it at the end, even stiff Adam!

[YoshimuraGSXR1K]

Haha, when is Danny not into it?

[kalpanio]

human being (or whatever else you want to call it) has no limits, and tool is a band who trully shows that to the people

[duncan1biscuit]

Maynard is off tap man.Its fucking great

[TriadOrder]

I like the other lyrics at the end a bit better as well. But, I do think the "fuck you myself" bit was an interesting addition. lol More importantly, the instrumental extention is the true draw. It sounds awesome. Just like the Stinkfist one does.

[chimaera01]

"Thank you, good night!!! :)" BWAHAHAHAHAHA Maynard in a thong....umm okay haha. I like this version a lot but I would've prefered if he had kept the "Shoot you in your fucking head" line because it has more anger in it. Great performance though.

[Terminxman]

He spilled some water :P

[energysync]

Haha, that man is amazing. I dare you to find one other person who can pull of what Maynard does on a regular basis.

[bentonbomb]

i love how he saays "maybe it" at 0:54

[boredsun]

beautiful

[TriadOrder]

The Live version with the sweet interlude is so sweet. I love that ambient tone it has. Thats something I really aim for in making music. The combination of heavy and hard-hitting with ambient and slower.

[PyrHead]

Shoot-you-in-your-fuckin-head!

I think thats better

[LoboEye]

Fuck you in the fucking ass is more for the times of today. It fits.

[PyrHead]

Yeah, but the version on opiate is better in my opinion.

[LoboEye]

I have heard a good amount of Tool songs over time have some small changes when preformed live.

[6cath6arsis6]

great

[analshavingkit]

He sort of sounded like the english voice actor for Vash on Trigun when he said "thank you, goodnight!"...

>_>

<_<

[1stoic1]

"He sort of sounded like the english voice actor for Vash on Trigun..."

Good call.

[zerochance01]

wow!!!

im mixed about this

it was fucking great performance

"THANK YOU> GOOD NIGHT" - that was flippin hilarious

the reworked version is good but not great

really really great

but....

Maynard was wearing a fucking thong - and the way he moves when he performs - umm - i uhhh still kinda weired out - yea...wow

[xBillyTheKidx]

THANK YOU! GOOD NIGHT! fucking amazing. he should just bring his comedy act with them when they tour from now on, because he's absolutely hilarious.

[u2552952]

This is a fucking amazing vid. I have watched it about 4 times a day for the last two weeks. I can't believe this re-worked version of "Jerk Off" was omitted from Salival.

Would have so much preferred to have this than Part of Me. Not that its not a great song, just this is so much sweeter.

A million thanks for posting buddy.

[matteinoX2]

Maynard ha una voce assurda, e Danny è semplicemente Dio!

[Igotopieces]

vero!

[GeneralKuzov]

fucking awesome. this video has completely blown me away

[samboyaus]

lmao i laffd my head off at the end of that he's got so much anger coming out of him and then suddenly he sounds all cheery and happy

how did u get such good quality sound??

[Poonard]

the end....that's all im saying.

[blastardshite]

maynard has to be one of the most original performers. fantastic

[redyelo]

it did sound rlly sweet good mic lol

[gj777]

god yes

[boyztomen]

That has to be the best ending I've ever heard.

[wooke1906]

When they come out with this so called DVD, this is a must !

[Robby032678]

thank you- good night, haha

[TooL1993]

Oh wow! I like this ALOT. I wish the real song was like that. That was freaking awesome!

[KingLoser85]

amazing sound quality. thanks for upping this!