Candy Pants

[jsinz1325]

no effin wayy!! this shits tooooo funny, no wonder i haven't been able to mack, i never watched this video before, lol.

[mrmartinmartin]

I have found my new god, I shall worship and fear him.

[blotoid]

Is that a six and a half foot transvestite squirming around behind Lionel? Either way, Mr. Davis was a genius.

[Withstandable]

Pretty PLEEEASSEEE

[SuperGargargar]

I'm an electrifying lover, not a Mack.

I'll make ya run away from home with your mattress on yo back!!!!

[MrRedrays]

Best song about eatin' pussy I've ever heard.

[Royphex]

"I just want to hurdle your girdle and do slam dunks in your swimming trunks."

Beautiful

[XoXowhewoXoX]

*fapfapfap*

[vegiehead1234]

what's a candy pants?

[deanawade]

he's baddass

[needlez]

Is he blind?

[tagalong]

This is without a doubt the best video on YouTube.

[JoeChrisMorris]

Oh candy pants!!

I love the backing vox: Can dy pants

What a hoot!

[Retrospectives]

Lionel Davis, the only man to climb the ladder of romance and not fall off.

[JoeChrisMorris]

LOL!

[LifeChangingCredit]

I bet he likes his women to fart through the

finest silk money can buy.

[LowNineZ]

get your hand out my pocket jimmy!

[JoyGrenade]

2:42 GREATEST LINE EVER!

[dachinesechicken]

i watched this video and i now have no liver.

[vtsylvan]

Best. Comment. Ever.

[XxslitwristsxX]

@dachinesechicken BAHAHAHA WHAT

[thugpassion65]

WOW! Does anyone know where this guy is today?

[JoeChrisMorris]

Living in my back yard..

This used to get played a lot on Irwin's show on WFMU, actually

[thugpassion65]

Is he STILL performing???I would pay to see his performance of this song just for the camp factor. Eat the seat???? I feel dirty now.

[ideasoldier]

Google Lionel "The Electric Man" Davis.... I don't know if it's still there, but you can possibly hear and even purchase updated version of "Candy Pants" on CD @ CDBaby. He might still be puttin' the sugar britches' nerves in stitches right today!

[yourpalharvey]

holy shit - atrocious music!

i was totally dedicated are there recordings out there?

i have to say tho, i cant remember ever hearing this one on there.

[GrahamCrackers94]

candy pants legs r like toothpiks!

[MRMILO57]

Candy's got a big butt and very thin legs.....bit scary!

[paiholl]

i wish the video quality was better, though, i think we're losing a great amount of subtlety here

[paiholl]

why is 'candypants' wearing a skirt?

[JoeChrisMorris]

This songs a joke right

I mean, he didnt actually release this crap did he?

[tbum76]

Ive been called sugarpants never candypantsLOL!

[emilybot]

Dude, I want this guy's scarf. He must've bought it from David Hasselhoff or something. Nice.

[Righello]

damn i love that scrarf too!!!

[brianLgrant]

LOL!!!!

[DickGerard]

A minister of sober-iety? Sounds like he might put on variety shows for the ex-druggers- that's important work Lionel.

[cringenation]

haha, this is fucking great!

[internationalpo]

this guy is total mack.

[locgirl]

the church of soberiety featuring min. candy pants

[tenaciousblender]

Candy pants.... oh candy pants...

My girl loves it whenever I call her that.

[Kimmypage44]

This song needs a shot of penicillian....nasty!

[emacleod]

this song makes my heart to a breakdance

[electrojones]

fyresyde1066 , You actually hat trick in your posting. You manage to be racist, sexist, and also see Clinton as somehow being at the root of your imaginary problem.

[pfordsq]

This is'nt just good , it's "Strokin'" good! It's like when I saw Swamp Dogg at a TV taping , singing a love song to his wife (In attendance) , and wantin' to do her doggie style!! And , it was a kid's show!!

[GooGoo32]

someone should remix this.

[yungtyrant]

id eat the eat..

[wesforster]

Amazing.

[cmplxgirl]

LMAO!! This is crazy!! You're such a honey dripper!

[bishoptl]

Some guy dedicated this to me and my wife for our recent wedding. Now that we've both watched it, I am truly touched.

[fyresyde1066]

As a white man, let me just say that the Reagan-era black performers were much less threatening than Clinton- or W. Bush-era black stars. Guys like Ray Parker Jr., El Debarge, Denise Williams, and this fellow are much more enjoyable than 50 Cent, Li'l Kim, or Kanye West. "Ghostbusters" and "Let's Hear it for The Boy" are songs that EVERYONE can enjoy!

[cmplxgirl]

What does this ALL of this have to do with the video? 82% of rap music today are purchased by Caucasion youth! Duh!!!!

[dwiest]

That's because all of the other people are taping albums from friends. Duh!

[Mollena]

"Guys" like Denise Williams?? Not only is your post hilarious in its racism, it is awe inspiring in its sexism. Nice.

[jeffrey962]

It doesn't get any better than this. I would eat HIS candy seat. Actually, I think this started the trend of keyboard scarfs. Odd that the fretboard tie fad didn't catch as well.

[eegah2000]

The funniest part is at the end when, after all of that blatant sexual imagery, he talks about being a minister.

[creambot]

I wish someone would hurdle my girdle! Slam dunks in my swimming trunks are optional.

[bigmartti]

i'm running out the house with my mattress on my back

[rydogg32]

I think this is my real father.