Zune Paint

[FLCL0303]

That's what Microsoft does to their customers every day.

[Tareltonlives]

If Jason Pollock made tubgirl

[Imatrollyay]

Zune: It'll make you shit paint.

[malcolmhex]

man, that painting looks like SHIT!

[420rogerz]

After seeing this bear squirt paint out his ass I'm feeling quite heterosexual

[gatorrz4lif]

is that supposed to show how shitty zunes are compared to ipods

[GPOA1988]

Fucking Nice...... LOL

[TheBronxShogun]

....

[Pateri97]

I feel suck

[Halfbloodalchemist]

why does this even exist!?

[wrenaux]

@Halfbloodalchemist Because there's porn of it.

[doctorchalupa]

@wrenaux i thikn you mean it the other way around. there is porn of it because it exists

[Michael123BooDog2]

Supper Cool and Awesome !!!

[;-)

Sincerely.

Michael

[saintsandwhores]

pew pew pew

[Zboy2995]

1:01 PUSH!!

[mrcane23]

Hahaa ..! 

[kebubas]

so this basically shows why modern art is so ... shitty ...

[papacharan]

Omfg I laughed myself stupid with this lolol

[rickcain2320]

Jackson Pollock would not be pleased.

[goldbonebillionaire]

this is how i make art.

[SFNightTripper]

It gets worse if you picture a young George Lucas

[nothingspringstomind]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[jamieboyrockon]

That's enough internet for today.

[Anonymous4815]

The Zune is FUCKING SHIT

[THCModule]

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH????

[Vi3taZnDr4gOn]

i find it funny they can always show fat people fully naked but not fit or skinny people. rolls serve as a censor

[poserlooser]

I just came.

[dmccubbs]

Am I literally the only one who thought it was going to be jizz?

[tubebino8]

reddit, i've always been true to you! why do you do this to me?!

[Whoareyou127]

Please tell me that's not real SH*T.

[ranganathpai]

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH?

[TwiShiGin]

WHAT THE FUCK.

Still better than some of the 'modern art' on my campus.

[YolaImEricka]

oh, hell no.

[thedavehatessheep]

I laughed so hard I shit paint and ruined my pants

[katieemmabull]

oh... good god!

[KellehChu]

No.

[otacon451]

what does it mean?

[ReyAudentio]

Why would they create such a thing. Does Bill Gates know about this?

[mehoprelivoda]

true art, LOL

[jakey926]

So he's so happy he can literally shit rainbows?

[Levehzor]

LOL

[Cutelilteen]

This must look fabulous on his acting resume.

[packovic]

@Cutelilteen hahahahhaahhahaha, the best comment ever! :D

[VioletYoshi]

We need reaction videos for this.

[LovePartisan]

LMFAO

[GateFail]

@brutonak if it does relate, it is not in a favourable way.

[Jlf2916]

Huh, must be one of those high concept artistic commerci... oh God... WHERE'S THE F@#$'N BRAIN BLEACH!!!!!

[loopofpoop]

@Jlf2916 Sorry, we're sold out of brain bleach. Please enjoy your high octane nightmare fuel!

[boitahaki]

they call that art..

[TheL33tBunny]

song name?

[RonnyLive19881]

@shazzib This made me laugh harder at the video Lol

[Ammit5]

@Cracked WHY WOULD YOU MAKE US WATCH THIS!

[DZrache]

I'll buy whatever they're selling

[leonel1982]

if that's what it takes to get a zune ad, i made some "art" last week after eating some taco bell they might be interested in!

[rinkitink1965]

fucking. hilarious.

[moderndaykc]

WHAT THE FUCK???

[RogueCrockett]

thank you cracked XD and yea:

frend:Hey dude where did you get that painting??

Me: i dont know my gf got it.....

friend: what is that smell??

Me: i don't know when i asked my girl she said the guy she bought it off of some fat russian guy who was selling them real cheap XD

Friend: hey have you been to cracked?

Me: yea??

Friend: did you see the 7 most terrifying rejected tv adds??

Me: OOOOOOMMMMMMMGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!! (burns portrait and pursues to piss on the ashes to cover up the smell) XD

[Horrorbuff2]

@RogueCrockett

I love the way you can spot awkward social retards. Even only from their Youtube comments.

[VioletYoshi]

@Horrorbuff2 Yup, and I love the way you can tell narccistic self-righteous psychopaths from their comments.

[poutchi08]

Sounds like my friday night

[XDexaXD]

NO

NONONONONO

GOD DAMNIT

NEVER AGAIN

[davisfontanes]

wtf this is not creative or cute

[ihatefurrys]

WHY ZUNE? WHYYYY???

Now I can never use you again!

[DOTKIX]

Mint?

[OdinM1]

Why!!! Why do we have this!? Who wanted this? Who requested this? Who sat down and thought this up? Who sat down and made this? GAAAAAAAAAARGHHAR!

[IndayLancer]

NOT COOL

[AnitoPictures]

Rule 34 will never be the same again

[frankystein12]

Well, I will never forget this ad at least.

[sickweirdo]

. . . ...........Who the FUCK thought this was a good idea?! That song is awesome though XD

[fathead431]

why is this NOT a real advert?

[jbdranger]

i find this difficult to masturbate to

[JoeCB1991]

Why Cracked..... WHY!?!?!?!

[KaitokunArtist]

omg.. I... I... omg.. O_O

[africandude1]

Clearly this video is a sign that the end times are upon us.

[0NodMan0]

This guy crapping paint is how I feel about Zunes, lol.

[salpha22]

EWWWW, Guy Feet!

[MsDelphius]

I don't think I'll ever paint again. Ever.

[FUNNYMAN8888]

That doesn't say much positiveness about your product...

[Alzorthegreat]

So basically they're admitting zune is shit...

[DerpinWin]

@Alzorthegreat Not just any shit. Shit on some colors of the spectrum spread out on a canvas.

[trahh]

@Alzorthegreat Microsoft had no part in making this film. we made this with no money and for fun, so enjoy!

[EndOfTheW0rld]

@Alzorthegreat can you not read the description or something?

[EnDZYm3]

@Alzorthegreat

They admitted that a long time ago.

[partyNdixie]

ummm I dont understand? I mean I see whats going on but I didn't know zune would.. what I don't even know *overwhelmed* Weird lol

[haksiel]

AH!!AHH!AHH!AH!AHH!AH! *Tosses my Zune* YOU DID THIS!

[MyloHase]

art fart

[easrth]

wtftwtfwtftwfttwftwtftwtftwftw­tftwtftwftwtftwtfwtftwt

[Toyman1982]

I uh...i dont think ill ever eat again. like, ever.

[foodiedave]

Even his toes are hairy.

[Valkod23]

What the fuck is this supposed to convey?

[Flipthatchicken321]

CRACKED, You fucked me up real good.

[Slayertwentytwo]

I can pretend I never watched this if you don't.

[awakeindeath]

This is the best thing ever.

[TheMortalez19tc]

anyone know the tiitle of the song???

[foodiedave]

@TheMortalez19tc It's right there by the like/dislike bar.

Artist: Digitalism

Buy: Buy "Pogo (Shinichi Osawa Remix)" on: AmazonMP3, iTunes 

[Plethorix]

im 12 and what is this?

[KevServo]

All I can think of is "Dude, what did you EAT!??"

[BeybladinKayleen]

I died a little.

[AloofAntares]

Now that's a catchy tune!

[Banshou]

@AloofAntares

I can't help but feel for whoever who's song got associated with this...

If this is the first time you heard the song, you wouldn't be able to hear it without think of this...

[Zen53GT]

What the heck? That's just all shades of wrong right there. Where's the female version? Is her muff going to "poof" the paint on canvas?

[rennmaxbeta]

I think I saw a nugget or two mixed with the paint.

[Commager88]

I want my innocence back.

[rashawnturner]

damn you cracked

[buffer545]

What happened. What did I just watch.

[Mgamerz]

That canvas would smell like ass for a lifetime, who would buy that!?

[IcarusTrebonius]

Eat crayons; Shit rainbows

[drdriftphd]

I actually think it's really well done. It's just awesome... something that's not distilled by a thousand corporate drones telling them to tone this down or integrate this part of the product better or whatever... it's just someone's pure idea shooting art all over with their butthole. Pure win.

[Sociopathics]

:C

[crazyhead0116]

WHY WOULD SOMEONE BE IN THIS COMMERCIAL?!

[singhisking853]

"We made this with no money and for fun, so enjoy!" This is how you tell apart the perverts from the truly sick fucks. These guys are sick FUCKS.

[deadRoden7]

:|

[positiveopinions]

I think what I find sad is that this is the second shit-shooter-painter I've heard of.

Ain't nothin' new to me.

[wrichik]

I knew it ... Modern art IS crap !!

[wrichik]

The Diarrhea Code

[wrichik]

His aim gets a little bad after the first few ... uhm ... shots. 0:17 is perfect, 0:33 is beginning to get off-center and 0:51 is almost completely amiss.

[WetKant]

Damn hipster advertisers...

[papysmurph67]

CRACKED!

[ferretyluv]

WHAT THE HELL DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH MP3 PLAYERS?!

[Esaifu]

WTF

[smartasshater]

Oh, I see the marketing department has been hiring staffers from my nightmares.

[Derpunit10]

I'm going to go cry now...

[africandude1]

@Derpunit10 I think I already did...

[WTFisWrongWithMeFail]

Well that was odd...

[hollow334]

Wow! Who thought this was a good idea?

[LostInConfusion1]

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY? Why would you do this? Why would you unleash something like this on an unsuspecting human populace? What the hell did we do to you?

[EyeOpened]

It's good that Zune knows it's crap.

[ZaneBarrow]

You're gonna eat crayola, and crap rainbows!

[tahoejunkie133]

I find this impossible to masturbate to.

[adecoy95]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[alexthelionking]

instant boner

[itsnineonefun]

well

at least it pretty accurately portrays what i think of zune

[MegaOrwell1984]

Is this what they want you to think when they think of Zune? No wonder most people prefer iPod's

[wulf02]

And he just has to be hairy doesnt he.

[Loof42]

This guy shits more rainbows than Rainbow Dash

[TehNavy]

What the fuck did I just watch?

[CFkimahri]

I WAS EATING! D:<

[doobiesmoke15]

So was that really comming out of his butt?

[TheCyprusX]

WHAT THE FUCK

[hahasimp]

whats this song?

[crazonianmaster]

And this is why no one owns a zune

[PalmpieXXX]

omg now i feel fucked up for having it on XBOX (-_-!)

[chinbin234]

CRACKED WHY!?

[1337soldiahs]

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH

WHY THE HELL DID THEY THINK THIS WOULD MAKE THEM SELL ANYTHING

WHY DID THEY EVEN MAKE IT OH GOD IT'S SO DISTURBING

MY BRAIN IS NOW MADE OF TINY ANIMALS

[glowworm2]

As soon as I saw the paint splattering on the canvas--I knew it wasn't coming from a paint brush!

[Niobesnuppa]

Ewwwwww

[iNoamfer]

The brown and red colors aren't paint.

[Hamking1]

"we made this with no money and for fun..."

"no money and for fun..."

"for fun..."

"for fun"

sooo... you're all homo's then?

[psychee1]

Huh... alright, seems legit.He's throwing paint at the cloth, a lot of abstract artists do similar stuff. Alright, different colors, I still don't see what OH MY GOD!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?!

[phantombk201]

WHAT THE FUCK????

[RandomPersimmon]

The thing I don't want to know, is which hole the paint is coming from.

Or cumming from, if you get my drift.

[RandomPersimmon]

D8 AUGH!!!

JUST

JUST NO

[MarkP0rter]

fat George Clooney reenacting tubgirl

[MrHihowareyou]

O_o

i think my soul just became forfeit...

[TheHumanSuitcase]

this is why i delete my internet history

[laz0r4321]

it was pretty hard, but I masterbaited to this.

[MattTheSpratt]

This is! F-Art Attack!

[3millrs]

jizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[laskolasko]

As soon as I saw the yellow-ish paint I knew something was up... lol

[EvilJesusWTF]

why boner?

[MiracleOverloading]

I can't imagine why Microsoft wouldn't run this.

[AkaHugo1]

i was in the middle of eating cereal....im not hungry anymore.

[MultiRyohei]

WTF DID I JUST WATCH!?!

[davvvideos]

Wow that guy can poo paint...

[KawaitaKokoro]

WOLOLOLOLOLOLOLL

[Kipodkid]

WTF :0

[joeblow9000]

I think I'll ditch my ipod now.

[brydon189]

you guys should do one with masterchief shooting paint out his ass for xbox360

[YouTransistor99]

Zune: The choice of old farts.

[SoldierCyfix]

what; the; fuck.... is the meaning of this....

[IceyHedgehogTV]

How was this video flagged?

[Pamsxo]

D: I... um... D:

[gbear285]

woof!

[GhayoorArshad]

I legitimately cringed after watching this.

[nofishhere4]

this commercial is actually a pretty good representation of using a zune

[v4ult]

it's bloody brilliant !

[freelancergin]

this is disturbing

[aristottlesdeathwish]

This is how all modern art is born!