I found it weird that when zombies are just walking around they have the worst balance but offen when they see humans they get all focused and can run. The best thing should probably be to just push them over, come on they're almost dead, they can't be neither strong or fast.
so if we listen to your advice we will not survive because 1 you NEVER use your fists because you risk getting bitten and 2: dont go for the cock you dumbass because zombies dont have nerves so they dont feel anything so if you keep "punching" them there are you will do is die fast
what about other melee weapons like axes, sledge hammers, pipes, bats etc, they dont break after a few hits (unless your playing dead rising) and are capable of killing in a single hit
XD so fuckin awsome. this fotage was from doom 3. and a torch? what happin to the flashlight? lol. and if you run out of ammo your FUCKED! lol so funny when he said the diadventeageas and your.... FUCKED! XD
Zombies are real (movie quarantine) and I live near the outbreak areas in Illinois there have been outbreaks in Illinois ,new York ,and southern parts of Africa the actual best thing to use is a rifle in a zombie outbreak
who uses fists to kill zombies? when you punch, they can grab your ass and munch your fist off.. and how are you supposed to win a zombie group by bare hands? if they're together, one of them would at least grab you o.o.(but...zombies aren't real anyway and this was a game XD)
@AntiVaccine its a little of the virus, so that our defendings system, can make defend things, ( learned at school, didnt know where they were talkin about.. but still )
FAIL: NEVER USE UR FISTS. use only when u are infected and u got no other way of defending urself the zombie blood can easily get between ur fingernails or in ur eyes
Good point! Best to avoid skin on zombie contact altogether whenever possible. I'm surprised a baseball bat wasn't mentioned here... it's a common item that most people have and can be effective.
shotguns are great, because once their are out of ammo, they can still be used as a melee weapon. chainsaws suck because they are usually heavy and they get clogged easily and also the chain can pop off the metal part and fling around (which can cut you pretty badly). Machine guns are actually probably the best because they hold plenty of ammo, can be switched to semi-auto so that you don't waste ammo, and can also be used for melee.
@MrVrexor You mean the song? If i said another comment I totally forgot about it. It's a song called that...probably didn't spell the song right though lol
why didn't u use the big nice gun u get in hell 1 that gunn pown so fucking hard hehe please do a vidios of thet gund and do one with the plasma rifel please :D
nades are loud and very innefective in a real situation they don't kill everything in their blast radius and thats just easy to kill poeple the actual kill range for zombies is 1-3yds of a 4-12yd explosion assault rifles are you best bet
1:12 using you fist is the worst way to kill a zombie period read up on the zombie survival guide from max brooks it has everything you need to know about zombies all info in there is based on George A. Romero's "of the dead" series
lol i made the same reading error. use your dick as a weapon haha PeRsIaNdude472 . and that song is 96 Quite Bitter Beings by CKY. at 4:00. love that song =]
very funny, but i think these zombies are complete fucking retards but good vid hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
doom 3 dosent follow the traditional zombie rules. why? because its more about demons and dosent give a shit of how you should kill zombies. whoever made doom 3(sorry if i dont know i dont even watch vids about it alot) but theyre fuckin retarded to make it liek 5 shots in the fuckin head. jesus in left4dead a TANK can get pwned by a coordinated bullet to the face
They're not reterded. These are not bound to anything physical. They are controlled by demons, and unless yo destroy the whole body, they continue to rside and control it. They are zombies. Just not the virus-based ones.
guess what, that chainsaw just attracted more zombies. lol nice try though
epicman8834 4 months ago
i prefer use berserk powerup to knock out zombies, lol
tjoaziang 6 months ago
At 0:20 the song is ZOMBIE NATION!!!
thecoolman9595 7 months ago
And if a hunter is on u, you're screwed....
thecoolman9595 7 months ago
i call the shot gun my boomstick
xxXcodnerdXxx 8 months ago
I found it weird that when zombies are just walking around they have the worst balance but offen when they see humans they get all focused and can run. The best thing should probably be to just push them over, come on they're almost dead, they can't be neither strong or fast.
yallo2345 8 months ago
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Devolver2 8 months ago
so if we listen to your advice we will not survive because 1 you NEVER use your fists because you risk getting bitten and 2: dont go for the cock you dumbass because zombies dont have nerves so they dont feel anything so if you keep "punching" them there are you will do is die fast
iamstickman007 10 months ago
@iamstickman007 This video is a big joke if you havent noticed.
treboruk92 10 months ago 4
whats the music in 6:42 ? plz answer
acarlos1957 11 months ago
I was thinking about making a sequel to this.....this week :D Dunno if I should tho.
treboruk92 11 months ago 2
@treboruk92 DO EET!
AncientTuxedoPenguin 10 months ago
Rofl awesome
Gustavo3451 1 year ago
chainsaw problem: Blood gets into happy chainsaw zombie flesh tearin mouth
Solution: Anti-Zombie Blood Mask! Get yours today!!!
dudebehappy 1 year ago
at 3:56 the fat zombie must be easyest to kill
skullz2halo3 1 year ago
what about other melee weapons like axes, sledge hammers, pipes, bats etc, they dont break after a few hits (unless your playing dead rising) and are capable of killing in a single hit
rebelliousgamer 1 year ago
XD so fuckin awsome. this fotage was from doom 3. and a torch? what happin to the flashlight? lol. and if you run out of ammo your FUCKED! lol so funny when he said the diadventeageas and your.... FUCKED! XD
coolkid215a 1 year ago
oo yeah you're so clever ..kill them with a weapon a thoght i could kill them farting
EUFede 1 year ago
ummm zombies cant feel pain lol so not fists
R4ngerhood 1 year ago
2:03 he bitch slapped you
HAWX234 1 year ago
352 got cock punched
Warfrae 1 year ago
the music at 00:23, what is it! ive heard it so mant times before but ive never found out what it is!
JEDEEWINKLEZ 1 year ago
I'd just call chuck Norris to come then i'd just go home.
ndaniel1997 1 year ago
Hm, both of your sites are down guys. Where can I find the v.2 of this? So I can get the music artists?
MelancholyxRequiem 1 year ago
shaun of the dead fanboy
finch1258 1 year ago
are you kidding me with the fists???that was like from doom
dragonlorddavextreme 1 year ago 2
@dragonlorddavextreme yer
treboruk92 1 year ago
falcon punch in 02:02
TheThatsED 1 year ago
DOOM 3
estonia32 1 year ago
haha
michael9r9r 1 year ago
lololollolololoolololl
michael9r9r 1 year ago
this is the funniest vid iv seen all week
pureefficient 1 year ago
why cant we all have bfg 9000!!!!!!!!!!
myttn 1 year ago
WOOO!!! Cradle of Filth!!!!
XxXTommo69 1 year ago
maybe if i has a pistol w/ 60 bullets in it i should prbbly beat the hell out of the hell knight . Right?
007gameplayer 1 year ago
ZOMG ITS THE JONAS BROTHRS, JUSTIN BIEBER AND AND THAT GAY FAT GUY THAT LIKES JUSTIN BIEBER KILL THEM B4 JUSTIN STRTS SINGING
007gameplayer 1 year ago
OH GOD WINDOWS WMM SUCKS
SuperCrazyKillah 1 year ago
whats this song???
D3MON1CBLACK 1 year ago
what game is that??
iizjack13 1 year ago
@iizjack13 doom 3
HAVOK1134206 1 year ago
@iizjack13 The games doom 3
coolkid215a 1 year ago
a roof - supplies - a scoped rifle - survival... well long enough for the government to kill u to cover it all up.
dan3rdstreet 1 year ago
wow bad game dead rising would work way better
jonathanshemon1 1 year ago
cock shot
mitchellman12345 1 year ago
If it was that simple..
If it was a real life one and you got clawed, you'd have been infected!
DesiredToDivine 1 year ago
LOL DOOM 3 is a great game, online kinda like HALO but a nice game
MetalliBanger88 1 year ago
it it's girl zombie ... she's gonna be...."FUCKED!" *<flashing word :D*
Adu2Adu 1 year ago
Those of you you who havnt seen it it's true whith some real footage of it
1johnclaude 1 year ago
Zombies are real (movie quarantine) and I live near the outbreak areas in Illinois there have been outbreaks in Illinois ,new York ,and southern parts of Africa the actual best thing to use is a rifle in a zombie outbreak
1johnclaude 1 year ago
lol
HPereiraguitar 1 year ago
Shotgun rain sure will save you!
DeaDaR03 1 year ago 2
Chainsaws are also bad because they rely on gas, and the chain can get stuck on cloth and bone! So just use a machette or a baseball bat
GodWarrior7771 1 year ago
ITS CALLED A TORCH
flashlights to long :L
xXB34CHY96Xx 1 year ago
who uses fists to kill zombies? when you punch, they can grab your ass and munch your fist off.. and how are you supposed to win a zombie group by bare hands? if they're together, one of them would at least grab you o.o.(but...zombies aren't real anyway and this was a game XD)
RsSavageSick 1 year ago
read the goddamn book by max brooks! the zombie survival guide!
brokenbre123 1 year ago 2
thanks now if a zombie outbnreak of zombies happen ill know how to do cock schot punsh them in the head
aguirrefam 1 year ago
thats doom moron, there not zombies, there demons so fuc* u
pow20o9 1 year ago
Solution to the chainsaw: Wear a steel helmet covering your eyes and mouth for protection
maxtomczuk 1 year ago
flametrower 4tw i guess ^^
or how about some lovely napalm it will burn m till there is nothing more to burn XD
D3MON1CBLACK 1 year ago
LOL COCK SHOT!!!
Vulspire 1 year ago
Can some one plz tell me the name of the aong at 4:20
MusicMan6419 1 year ago
CKY - 96 quite bitter beings
viddicake 1 year ago
k pinche mamada de cancion es esa no bale verga elk subio la cancion
randyorton1694 1 year ago
ummm torch? is a flashlight supposed to be called that for comedy or what i needs help
yourfriendmax229 1 year ago
its a torch in the UK.
treboruk92 1 year ago
@yourfriendmax229 i think torch stands for flashlight in the UK
killer21334 1 year ago
@yourfriendmax229 wow retard
EuanGuiney 1 year ago
@yourfriendmax229 When I first learnt English I learnt to say 'torch' instead of Flashlight. Then I realized I was learning BRitish English
VictorHugo289mex 1 year ago
2:25 *BitchSlap* xD
Morenumbers123456789 2 years ago
@AntiVaccine its a little of the virus, so that our defendings system, can make defend things, ( learned at school, didnt know where they were talkin about.. but still )
drac00n 2 years ago
you know what the funny thing about doom 3 is if you use the god cheat you can go thru the whole game and kill everything with your fist
marcwolfleach 2 years ago
PUNCHOUT!
TetsuMatiaro 2 years ago
FAIL: NEVER USE UR FISTS. use only when u are infected and u got no other way of defending urself the zombie blood can easily get between ur fingernails or in ur eyes
then u are "FUCKED" get some armor :D
cooltuber13 2 years ago
Good point! Best to avoid skin on zombie contact altogether whenever possible. I'm surprised a baseball bat wasn't mentioned here... it's a common item that most people have and can be effective.
topformfitness 1 year ago
shotguns are great, because once their are out of ammo, they can still be used as a melee weapon. chainsaws suck because they are usually heavy and they get clogged easily and also the chain can pop off the metal part and fling around (which can cut you pretty badly). Machine guns are actually probably the best because they hold plenty of ammo, can be switched to semi-auto so that you don't waste ammo, and can also be used for melee.
doodlerman 2 years ago
Man .....you are crazy!
PAJARIN999 2 years ago
chainsaws r the best melee wepons just wear a gas mask or somthing too cover your face
sparkysparkybang 2 years ago
But once it runs out of gas, it's as effective as a portable stereo system as a melee weapon. Crowbars and machetes all the way.
homicidalpandastudio 2 years ago
what's the song?
LOLBling1907 2 years ago
oh yeah make like doom 3 and unlike avoiding the menace go straight through it although yes a bit of a thrill which would last say three seconds
zombiextermination 2 years ago
chainsaw it's not dodgey...if u go closer zombies they are hitting you.
ALiEN4TErrA 2 years ago
Yeah, but when you "saw" the zombies they can't hit you, they just shake until they die.
Exzmo 2 years ago
ah its Doom 3 mod .. just noticed xD
Ilouvatarification 2 years ago
1:40 is Halo Mod ? xD
Ilouvatarification 2 years ago
plzzz tell me
jazzie929 2 years ago
96 Quite Bitter Things - Cky (:
Dunneryz 2 years ago
that guy at 04:06 reminds me of the boomer in left 4 dead and left 4 dead 2 plus what is the name of the song in 04:02
jazzie929 2 years ago
Zombie Nation good song
pimpdaddythor17 2 years ago
SLAP THOSE DEAD GUYS
the0vampyre0lestat 2 years ago
da fuck man XD, how can you kill them if they're all ready dead hmmm :3?
intosly 2 years ago
they not dead, they are infected, its the rage virus similar in 28 weeks later movie...
DomezticKilla 2 years ago
it depends, if it's something magical related then they are dead
mentalboy9 2 years ago
Dismember them, burn them, get creative and see what works...Be sure to cut off they´re heads and hands first though.
Ashurruhsan 2 years ago
hahaha cool
sloveniaANDusa 2 years ago
lol i luv ur editing
great vid =D
xxNiGHtMaReZxxx 2 years ago
whats the song called at 0:00 - 0:23??
MisterPazuzu 2 years ago
its the robot chicken theme song
jccarrier01 2 years ago
there wars old zombies ..
want see that you do at left 4 dead ;D
MrDonosoi 2 years ago
2:49
I lolled SOOO hard:D
popZoro 2 years ago
"Have a laugh at beating up retarded people"... lol that made my day
allenda77 2 years ago
doom3 yea xD
Kasanova2700 2 years ago
whats the song called at 4:00
hmmineedanamenow 2 years ago
6:06, was that cradle of filth-Nymphetamine?
typhoon136 2 years ago
yeah
treboruk92 2 years ago
@typhoon136 would you mind explaining what that is in retard langauge?
MrVrexor 1 year ago
@MrVrexor You mean the song? If i said another comment I totally forgot about it. It's a song called that...probably didn't spell the song right though lol
typhoon136 1 year ago
zombienation-grendel
666333hola 2 years ago
the doom 3 torch doesnt break, does it?
or u talkin bout real life? :P
KayloMaster 2 years ago
wat is the song called at 1:48
kendog1234567890 2 years ago
Yeah. 'am from the UK :)
So yeah Torch > Flashlight = Same thing :P
treboruk92 2 years ago
4:20 brothers!! Againe hehheeeheheheh
mjg60033 2 years ago
you mean the back of a flashlight, not a torch.
if you set a zombie on fire, you wouldnt be trying to fend off zombies, you'd be running for your life from FLAMING ZOMBIES! lmfao.
Freakshow605 2 years ago
A torch in the UK is a flashlight.........
Darkstar2586 2 years ago
ohh, my bad, I didnt know he was from the UK.
Freakshow605 2 years ago
I never expected this video to be loved so much.
Thanks guys.
treboruk92 2 years ago
Dude....is ay
CHAINSAWZ IS UR FRIENDS
no no no,just get a face mask and blood will eb the least of your problems hahaha
U know...like TCM ^^
residentevilmusical 2 years ago
hehe funny vid.
pls can you tell me the name of the song in 1.36?
oelzeikk 2 years ago
y have big steel hammers in my house and a big machete, in a zombie outbreak I'd take those powerful weapons
mybloodisgreen 2 years ago
lol!!
keisuke534 2 years ago
oowned
EK58 2 years ago
very funny. i liked it
beastieguy12 2 years ago
use the BFG 9000
Ryan117lol 2 years ago
I love the music choices 'Just The Two of us' LOL
ragamuff55 2 years ago
I love it, Remind me Shawn of The Dead
elsapasplus 2 years ago
whats the name of the song? that was from shaun of the dead!!! lol
keisuke534 2 years ago
this was funny, i liked it, u should make another one but wit wayyyyyy moreeee zombies in it
lol
slipknotfann337 2 years ago
This aint video supposed to be 100% serious.
treboruk92 2 years ago
LOL! when i get R.O.E. im definitely gonna use cockshots. i loved your video; you should make another.
HOTDMaster 2 years ago
wow that says something about u
tommyiscool007 2 years ago
why didn't u use the big nice gun u get in hell 1 that gunn pown so fucking hard hehe please do a vidios of thet gund and do one with the plasma rifel please :D
gastongurka 2 years ago
wut was the frist song i like it
bocaj750 2 years ago
I'll use theese cockshots
lagomorph32 2 years ago
i took it very seriously
superdogman789 2 years ago
nades are loud and very innefective in a real situation they don't kill everything in their blast radius and thats just easy to kill poeple the actual kill range for zombies is 1-3yds of a 4-12yd explosion assault rifles are you best bet
coreybaumiller 2 years ago
1:12 using you fist is the worst way to kill a zombie period read up on the zombie survival guide from max brooks it has everything you need to know about zombies all info in there is based on George A. Romero's "of the dead" series
coreybaumiller 2 years ago
I don't think you were supposed to take this video so sierously.
pinksock133 2 years ago
What game is this?
TheFishMan87 2 years ago
Uninformative, but hilarious. 4 stars.
SSXtrikE 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
whats the song in 3:56
spmrs13 2 years ago
whats the song in 3:53
spmrs13 2 years ago
Omfg i laughed my ass off!
COCK SHOT!
Lmao nice vid.
rnbwbby8 2 years ago
THIS MISTER SANDMAN ROCKS!
astex934 2 years ago
0:24 YAY! Original Dawn of the Dead Theme!
gumgumningen 2 years ago 2
The music starting 00:27 reminds me of shaun
the dead.
TheSeraph12341 2 years ago
sorry i ment shaun of the dead
TheSeraph12341 2 years ago
dude super awesome
robertjgreco 2 years ago
The game was made in 2004 and no computers could really run it then, so you should be okay with that system.
treboruk92 2 years ago
Hey, can you help me out?
I have the following computer:
Core2Duo 2.20 Ghz
Nvidia GeForce 7200/7300 GS 512 VRAM
2 GB RAM
Windows XP
Do you think I could run it on the highest definition or at least, run the game?
TestButtonN3 2 years ago
or the best way i say u can kill zombies is get like a set of armor from the mideval ages and go and trash hord after hord of zombies
bigloom863 2 years ago
haha rly good vid i can't stop laugh XD
greeg120 2 years ago
or you could train martial arts like i do and learn how to beat more than just zomibes :P
sk8tem8159 2 years ago
what if i close my mouth when i use the chainsaw? =D
ngsy29 2 years ago
COCK SHOT.
lololol ahaha
122176368 2 years ago
LOL LOL LMAO COCK SHOT COCK SHOT. great man. i took a shit in my pants
yourfriendmax229 2 years ago
CHAINSAW BOO YAH!!!!!!!
toa719 2 years ago
lol i made the same reading error. use your dick as a weapon haha PeRsIaNdude472 . and that song is 96 Quite Bitter Beings by CKY. at 4:00. love that song =]
reddhawkk 2 years ago
LOL! look at that fat ass zombie!
villlagepig 2 years ago
lol
xxXnintendowiiXxx 2 years ago
Thank you thank you!
villlagepig 2 years ago
OR ELSE U R FUCKED LOL
makubex01202 2 years ago
Carefull with the fist you mite cut you hand by punching the theet of the zombie and then... you pretty musch screwd
KneeCapHill 2 years ago
8:22
and that's why i will wear a hazmat suit in case i fight zombies with a chainsaw.
gameragodzilla 2 years ago
say me this song please 4:10 4:34
dimakua 2 years ago
Glad people like this video :) Its getting old now though.
I actually got a new video out. Portal - Still A Spy! Take a look :D
treboruk92 2 years ago
the song at the shotgun part sounds like "im just a racist guy passing by" lol
PeRsIaNdude472 2 years ago
lol lol lol i read wrong and here is the results "use improvised weapons like your dick" rofl
PeRsIaNdude472 2 years ago
not the lean mean killing machine! its a BoomStick! :D
jetxfire 2 years ago
what is the song at minute 3:57?anyone knows?
freaksmart 2 years ago
ITS CKY - 90 quite bitter begin or something that
possemies 2 years ago
doom 3
aaapeli82 2 years ago 3
whats the 1st song sandman by
cheesevampire1101 2 years ago
Cock shot! Head Shot! oh dont forget Your F**ked So go kill those dead pricks!
DARKYDUDE2142 2 years ago
wait that means........ IM FUCKED!!!
J3FFM3T4 2 years ago
this is all doom 3? which is bettr doom 3 or resident evil 5
xR3W1ND 2 years ago
DooM III in my opinion.
LTWpwn 2 years ago
thanks
xR3W1ND 2 years ago
why not to use BFG? XD
COBfan1996 2 years ago
lol a torchlight
OblivionKnight457 2 years ago
very funny, but i think these zombies are complete fucking retards but good vid hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
crazymonkeyman911 2 years ago
doom 3 dosent follow the traditional zombie rules. why? because its more about demons and dosent give a shit of how you should kill zombies. whoever made doom 3(sorry if i dont know i dont even watch vids about it alot) but theyre fuckin retarded to make it liek 5 shots in the fuckin head. jesus in left4dead a TANK can get pwned by a coordinated bullet to the face
DEATHSPACE2 2 years ago
They're not reterded. These are not bound to anything physical. They are controlled by demons, and unless yo destroy the whole body, they continue to rside and control it. They are zombies. Just not the virus-based ones.
Ryuurik 2 years ago
well sorry if i got it wrong ive never even bothered playin any doom 3 games or such
DEATHSPACE2 2 years ago
actually if this happens might as well warn everybody that is still alive probably many of them gots a gun,melee weapons,bfg 9000XD
dzuniecah 2 years ago
a big wtf!!
ahumpedgoblin 2 years ago