Cowboy Mickey (beeper king)

[vampirerosezz]

fake?

[eitrig]

Ah so this is what gabe did before valve.

[SuperRatzefummel]

I waited the whole time for the horse to break down ...

[TheTruePikaball]

i didnt know gAbEn sold pagers...

[DoctorMonch]

"Papaw, can I have my allowance now?"

"Uuuhhh... No."

[thatoneflamingguy]

21st century pagers. didn't know that existed.

[MyNameIsVeryOriginal]

lol he sed 69

[RamboJesusFTW]

GAYBEN

[mclovinpo]

big bob's beepers!:D

[cjshisno7]

i didn't understand a damn thing the kid said 

[jeremytannenbaum]

If this dosent end up on Equals 3 there is no god...

[Tophatsweekly]

So, when Newell left Microsoft, he sold pagers, then created ValvE after a traumatic experience on a horse?

[lulzaccount]

This will be on rwj

[BlakjeKaas]

wat

[CloudchaserShaconag]

I know this is from the 90's. Do people still use pagers? That would be like someone who still uses cassette tapes and video tapes.

[thegamecow]

@CloudchaserShaconag oh hey look memebase

[thegamecow]

@CloudchaserShaconag oh look someone copied a memebase comment

[CookieWalka]

this man is a bau5

[pikorar]

The United States in a nutshell.

[AaronsShots]

its don vito!

[elimenohpee182]

what the fuck is the kid saying at the end??

[blueneptune146]

@elimenohpee182 I had to listen to it a few times. I thought she was speaking something foreign. She's apparently saying "He's crazy Micky the beeper king, he sells his pagers for a buck nineteen. Call three nine oh three thousand right away. Visit 21st century paging right away"

[rockclan7]

meanwhile in texas...

[droidfan2010]

I see hard times have finally fell onto Game Newell, that's what you get for not giving us Half Life episode three!

[940825151]

Wait.......what? I dont...even...understand...wtf did he say?

[sladikk]

@940825151 *sigh* I hate it when people put comments like this...

I don't know how hard it is to understand that this is a low-budget pager commercial.

[940825151]

@sladikk *sigh* I hate when people dont understands i was exagerating, and how obivius that it is a low budget commercial. Do you take me for an idiot?

[sladikk]

@940825151 Why, yes. Your grammar isn't helping your situation.

[AutenAdam87]

Looks like his fat ass fell off after 0:18 and they had to cut away

[DannyBoredoms]

What in gods name IS THAT THING

[yeaps300]

i thought he said burgers lol

[Ayplus]

Wat did the pink pony do to him :(

[davidbayard]

it looks like they cut to the business location screen during the incoherent ramblings of the girl because the guy is about to do a front flip over the horse

[sphinx245]

Where is his dick?

[27dcx]

@sphinx245 under his fupa

[FloganFly]

big bobs beepers

[beefjunior]

I barely understood a damn thing that kid said.

[ingersollturok]

WTF

[83croissant]

"He's Crazy Mickey the beet burr king, he seltzers prizes for a buck nineteen, coffee na-noffee, doesn't matter what, this is the twenty-first century, paging today!" 

What.

[Jeredin13]

I use to sell beepers, until that little girl shop me in the knee . . .

[NitroReviews]

Gabe newell

[xxblksabbathxx]

@NitroReviews hahahahaha! that's brilliant

[Razukie]

@NitroReviews GOD DAMMIT DON'T YOU KNOW THAT THOSE JOKES DENY EPISODE 3

[Filo127]

@NitroReviews holy shit, he actually looks a bit like him !

[madespy]

@NitroReviews God damnit, you beat me to it

[DrArrowtothekneePHD]

Is that horse alive? Nope, Chuck Testa.

[DrArrowtothekneePHD]

Looks like the beeper king took an arrow to the knee.

[6evorev6]

That horse has an expression on it's face that say's "Call the Policcccceeee.....".

[phroztbyt3]

i feel so bad for that horse T_T

[ThiFlyingTomato]

dahell..

[mcdryetilbury]

Wow, cell phone merchandising has come a long way

[Jace981]

WTF??

[MADA141]

oooo chuck testa's got a rival

[vicente321]

the guy looks like he got tired just riding that horse

[IcoolerthnU]

is that guy still alive?

[MrRoberto471]

i smell a sauce meme gonna be in future.....

[DancingSword]

21st Century Paging. That's the bit that kills me.

[johnk3363]

This was a GREAT business venture.

[srt41320]

either that is one well built ride or that is one brave little girl to stand so close to all that mass swaying back and forth.

[samuelmlemoine]

Usually I'm grossed out when people get fat, but this time, I'm impressed. That man worked to get where is was. He deserves a round of applause.

[phreakyeggz]

Best actor in the commercial was the coin ride horse

[no45617]

fuckin swag

[lukewind30]

I thought this looked familiar for some reason and then I remembered that I lived like 2 miles from one of his locations in Indy.

[fatherb1968]

what? Stop chewing and talking kid.

[mullettruejay]

Gay Ben?

[DiosGX]

KOTAKU.COM

[DiosGX]

@DiosGX I THINK YOU MEAN GIZMODO.COM

PS; I SUCK COCKS

[DiosGX]

That kid sounds like he's chewing four pieces of gum and trying to hold it in the side of his mouth while talking.

[blueneptune146]

@DiosGX I think that's a girl....

[Esulatell]

I sell pagers and pager accessories.

[TheDarkKoopa]

what the fuck ?

[slash3901]

the fuck did i just watch??