Chuck Norris in Russia

[rasboi]

In soviet russia,Chuck norris still kicks your ass

[Exactus777]

In Soviet Russia Chuck Norris facts get old...

[TopRamenKickAss]

In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris stills roundhouse kicks you!

[YourProblem1]

@TopRamenKickAss Aw you beat me to it XD

[OnkelTomAngelripper1]

Such is life in Moscow

[MustLovePoop]

this is a very good movie about a doctor who turns a dog into a man, but the man it becomes is a total lowlife.

[chibiemo100]

this is chuck after drinking to much

VODKA

[Dungarth]

..In 1961 Russia tested the largest Nuclear Bomb ever the Tsar Bomb, in 1962 Chuck Norris joined the California Air Base...The Russian president was outraged at the Americans by the nuclear fallout of Chuck Norris joining the army.

[drdr1er]

in soviet russia chuck norris does not have beard

[patti985]

mother russia and father norris such a happy sight

[SHEPARDWISPERER]

dam he looks different without the beard

[snackpeelskin]

In soviet russia, the shit kicks chuck norris out of you.

[TheUnNerved]

This is what happens when chuck takes a poop...

[kiopas7777]

poor

[bloodySunday77]

Right. A genuine WTF moment.

[NikRuso]

Михаил Булгаков. Собачье сердце

[sasha2007kaz]

Yach! I like CHUCK NORISS!!!!

[trawa1985]

why the fuck did yopu wasted my time

[Dmitryxxxx]

"Sobachye Serdce" this is the name of this film.By the way it is extremelly interesting and orginal. понятно? :) By the way Sharikow really looks like Chuck Norris

[Betreyer]

Arbuzych Прально!!! Тока у них Чак Норрис национальный герой))

[Sigfrido1986]

Eguandejandemor¿?

[Domety]

It's Russian actor Vladimir Tolokonnikov as Sharikov, a person created of a dog in the film 'Heart of a Dog' by M.Bulgakov's story. I've never thought he's like Norris, but now I see :)

[Sigfrido1986]

Oh, thanks!! But I only said a nonsense...

[Domety]

I saw it, though the very combination of signs looks quite Spanish :)

[ambeatz]

no domety, youre not right. this is Chuck Norris in russia.

[Maidrax]

Holy Chuk!

[diomidoff]

chuck norris doesnt eat mushrooms cuz avery mushroom can be chuck norris...

[Arbuzych]

Чёта Аз не понял, кули пендосы тут какие-то закидоны на нашего Шарикова делают???

Дружно отмачивать жирные пендосские жопы в джакузях!!!

[HakkinenRUS]

Nice. Realy Chuck-Sharikov :)).

[kartsev]

supid americans boy )) fuck you nipanyatna:)

[selwoz]

ХУЙ

[keyeruga]

ХУЙ!

[Zloimadmarine]

It is Chuck,and he is Russian rapper now.

[Hamster1983]

As we say here in Russia, Chuck's true birthplace: kamenty zhgoot:))

[irkiIIer]

@Hamster1983 that is not a word you fail

[grutipateikt]

Name of the actor, playing (balalaika) in Russian movie Heart of the dog is Vladimir Tolokonnikov (Владимир Толоконников). Look in google images for other pictures of him.

[6y6yKa]

Chuck Norris father!=)))

[YaSotonaINiipet]

yes, this is our Churk Norrisov from Yuzhnoe Butovo and if you see him with balalaika it means that russian evil spirit known as Belaya Goryachka is already behind you.

[valerka89]

hmHahahaaha but this is not chuck norris ^^

[KPEBEDKO]

of course/

this is SPARTA!

[ich0kroate]

ahahahhaa

[jeetkunejimi]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[maggis55]

looooooooool

[YouNoop]

"eh speak moskau say russia ,eh apple ur my mature one , the baron(female)walking her skin is white , skin is white and her fur coat is valuably(expensive), if u give me something i´ll leave u as 1 piece(dont kill u),eh apple with raspberry(hey sweety),come on over here bourgeo(citoyen), i´ll sting your eye, i`ll sting your eye, i´ll dont touch the other eye, so you shit can see(know) too which person u should bend over (salute)" metaphoric and all words are used too make her vainly ,its serios

[radia333]

lol - there definetly is a resemblence !

[justlooking365]

chuck got his ass kick by the dragon of asain mr lee aka the dragon from the east.

[EazyE646]

that was a movie in real life chuck norris would win

[justlooking365]

shit u dont know what you talking about if they figth it would be a god VS you and bruce lee would be god.

[darthexylus]

Bruce Lee is dead. Let the master rest in peace.

[valentinosolinas]

ha ha!!!! : )

[NicNasty1981]

lol this is great! ive typed chuck norris into you tube here and have came up with 5 pages and i havent seen 1 of his fights yet!! its all interviews and him in different movies etc.. oh well back to the search

[jerryweb654321]

He's finally flipped, here posting an ad for Hillary Clinton!

[fuckingtiredofthis]

lol chuck norris attacks communists

[ESTEBEVERDE]

Chuck Norris Hates God.

He is just trying to trick him into coming close so he can kick the shit out of him.

Again!

[Brazauskas123]

lol CHUCK NORRIS!!! :D

[camernini]

that's not chuck norris :D although i'm sure he would do well as a stunt man for him.

[edmizer64]

u are the stupidest person i kno chuck doesnt need a stunt man

[camernini]

lol you must know nothing about chuck norris... if you have read his biography he even said he didn't use stunt men for his older movies, he did them hisself.. but from the 90's and up he did use stuntmen, before you say anything or insult anyone.. get ur stuff straight. dipshit

[ForgetAllNames]

Собачье сердце.Heart of a dog by M. Bulgakov

[Leerrrooy]

Chuck Norris minus botox

[stanburdman]

Chuck Norris is the number one musician in Russia.

[URSExelcior]

I pity the fools that didn't applaud Chuck's guitar solo.

Outer space exists because it's afraid of being on the same planet as Chuck Norris.

Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash.

When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's not saying "Fuck you." He's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

Chuck Norris was once masturbating and on the verge of the biggest orgasm ever. He turned to Noah and said: "Build an ark."

[fuckingtiredofthis]

its not a guitar u fool balalaika

[JiggaJam]

true facts about real chuck norris

[JiggaJam]

из кокого филма ето? классно поёт!

[keepitacrime]

chuck aint no russky euro trash hes a real american

[digitalapocalypse101]

Lol, STFU, you n00b, that man is a prominent Russian actor. There's no need for your racism, 'cause no one cares anyway.noob.

[NicNasty1981]

real americans are native to that country! all whites are europeans! try telling me otherwise

[ProjectHaxx]

u rasict bastard fuck you russian are whites -.- dumbass

[NicNasty1981]

lol, you really are thick! cant you read english!? did i say russians arent white? no i didnt! as far as i remember that message was a reply so dumb shit(maybe as dumb as you)that said all americans are white! i just stated that they arent "all whites are europeans!" that what i said. what era russians? europeans thats what! dickhead!!!

[nickjebac]

holy crap! we have been decived all these years chuck is a russian!! lmfao

[Agen0]

Thats our Chucky boy on true Russian Vodka ;)

[susumanin]

A u EBANYTCA in USA? zis iz tru chak!

[czalien]

Yeah, that's Chuck! The man u saw in movies is a fake! Here is the true face of your hero!

[VisualGadget]

PREVed!

It's not a Chucking FUck.. err sorry, i mean F@king Chuck.

From Russia with love ggg =)

[LeeroyFan101]

No wonder Russia is a shit country now they pissed off Chuck Norris

[JurikSpb74]

"Chuck Norris" hahaha

LOL, +1

[juozas23]

Hes singing a folksong about an apple.

[jamieo2593]

what is he saying?

[kuk909]

REAL CHUCK NORRIS!!

[delfsys]

That was not Chuck Norris!!!! stupid freaking Russians!

[RedBerkut]

You watch your mouth.

[delfsys]

fck that stupid U.S.S.R trying to be like U.S.

[valcker]

USSR? :)

[Rigberto]

It couldn't be Chuck. The acting's too good.

[GuevaraX5]

I am going to tell him you said that, and when he comes a calling your head will be kicked off it's shoulders BIIIAAATCH!!!

[Rigberto]

Thanks kind lady!

[RedBerkut]

It isn t Chuck Norris.This movie was made in 1980 s in the USSR and its called "The heart of the Dog".

[derdulli]

:D that is just great chuck for the win

[jesuis223]

yay for dirty russian peasants.... but wtf

[gertrude123]

that was in no way chuck norris, if that was chuck norris russia would be filled with cowboys and karate dojos

fuck off was that chuck norris

[fennmeister]

Yeah dudes, it truely is Chuck Norris, I was THERE when it happend. Chuck can speak 20 different languages, including 'hapkido'.

My Psychiatrist even says it's chuck, so F U all...........................­..............................­..........................

[karramba]

It's from a russian movie based on Bulgakov's book 'Heart of a Dog'. Great movie. But he does look similar to Chuck though. Probobly not as good at rhk's though

[Sabbath24]

Yea dude not Chuck Norris

[n3rdal3rt]

that'snot chuck norris

[brottarnacke]

What.. the.. hell....

was that?

[xXramjetXx]

FACT: Shortly after Chuck Norris killed them all with one round house kick for not applauding after his guitar solo.

[Zidanicks]

is that really chuck? chuck could roundhouse kick all of em to venus!

[kuk909]

Is chuck in Russia nice:D

[fretdancer515]

wtf?