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  • Thumbs up if you looked for the Comment truevendead Posted !

  • "I didn't even do anything......Come on man" I<3 you, Landon Timothy Donovan

  • 35 people got carded for no reason

  • LMFAO!! that's great!!

  • How many US players are playing in top Euro leagues including him?

  • @amazingdany yeah not too many. american soccer players still have trouble making it big overseas...with the occasional exception (i.e. McBride, Dempsey)

  • @amazingdany It's more so with the current youngsters to break that apart.

  • LOL!

  • If people didn't understand this they shouldn't be watching the video hahah

  • Then he "Office Space"d it

  • you have to be a FOOTball fan to get it !

    hahahaa.

  • 35 people are Mexican referees......

  • obviously that printer was italian and went down too easily

  • Hilarious. Wow.

  • LOL

  • that's a BULLSHIT CALL!!!

  • What was the ref thinking on this call??

  • I bet the copier was actually the ref who nulled England's goal.

  • I KNOW HIM. he played for everton

  • @kittendealer And now he's going back.

  • @kittendealer plays* he resigned.

  • @weemann45

    oh good stuff. still the best american player is dempsey

  • Love that spot. Nicely done.

  • lol i was like, "what does that yellow piece of paper say?", then the red one came out and it all made sense! LOL

  • love the way he talks XD

  • Im surprised the machine didnt fall and fake an injury

  • @bobby1291 Yeah. Now people would prefer faking injuries rather than brushing the dirt off their shorts and continuing to play. Divings are only acceptable if you're losing or tied and need the winning goal during dire circumstances.

  • LMAOOOOOOOOOO

  • lol this one is hilarious.

  • ESPN, i am a huge soccer fan and you sure outdid yourself on this one.

  • hahahhahahahahahahhahahahahaha­hahahhahahahahhahaha, hillarious. ABOSLUTELY PRICELESS hahahhahahah.

  • must be a mexican machine

  • HA

  • what a little homo..

    not that there is anything wrong with that

  • boy that paper flopped worst than ronaldo...bad red by the copier.

  • That's a bogus red card. He didn't argue that vehemently. I've seen guys in a ref's ear for longer and the red stayed in his pocket.

  • keep pressing 4

  • You heard it here from Donovan. "C'mon Man". XD.

  • they should apply this system to football instead of penalties

  • now everyone who uses the copy machine has to play with 10 men.

  • As a European that takes football/soccer very seriously, i find this hilarious.

  • I didnt even do anything xD

  • he was pressing the yellow button, instead of green to copy...

  • LMFAO AHAHAH

  • haha a good one

  • Great, now I gotta scroll down and see what Truevendead said AND find the reply kr3w911 is talking about.

  • @superman32101

    1. press view all comments

    2. press ctrl and f

    3. type in truevendead or kr3w911

    4. press enter

    your welcome

  • you know whats funny about the top comment. it isnt a reply, but b/c he's referring to one, i have to find out what he said, and what the reply was, b/c the reply is no longer a top comment. thanks a lot kr3w911, now I have to find TWO comments!

  • was anyone else expecting him to kick the shit out of it? lol

  • Great, now I gotta scroll down to see what someone said about what Truevendead said....

  • @jmcieslak0 really?

  • This is SC commercials are always funny, but this one was fucking hilarious.

  • LANDON GOT OWNED!

  • landon donovan has a big dome haha

  • What's sad is that I didn't know who this guy was until after the 2010 World Cup...

  • He shoulda gone office space on that

  • "SuperVerticalJump, UltraVerticalJump, SupremeVerticalJump, all on YouTube,amazing 4 feet vertical elevation, my head by the rim! The super elevation progress is incredible! It will be absolutely jaw dropping to what is to Come on the Basketball Court!

  • Haha

    

  • thts rele funny

    

  • haha Yellow card for contact and a second yellow for dissent

  • LOL Yellow card and then Red card....OUT!!

  • haha i love that video!

  • HA I laughed

  • lol soccer

  • RED CARD!

  • ha ha, this is very clever, and yeah Donavan you did not do anything which is why the usa national team never does anything

  • lol very good

  • hahahhah....thats 4 kikking tthe machine ass!...ur out of the game!!

  • That's Truevendead's comment.

  • Look at your comment, now back to mine. Now back to your comment now back to mine. Sadly it isn't mine, but if you stopped trolling and started posting legitimate comments it could look like mine. Look down, back? up, where are you? You're scrolling through the comments, writing the comment your comment could look like. What did you? post? Back at mine, it's a reply saying something you want to hear. Look again the reply is now Football. Anything is possible when you're not trolling.

  • @PGU94

    Im not sure an explanation was neccessary!!!

  • READ ME: This is for all of you who don't get it. Landon is trying to make copies, but the machine doesn't work. First, think of the machine as another soccer player. When Landon kicks it, he's committing a "foul" against it, therefore he gets a yellow card. He then proceeds to complain about the yellow card, which leads to the red card. End of story. Thumbs up so people can understand the video =)

  • @PGU94 basically that complaining would make him get a second yellow card which leads to a red one.

    just input from a soccer ref from germany :D

  • "@PGU94 :READ ME: This is for all of you who don't get it. Landon is trying to make copies, but the machine doesn't work. First, think of the machine as another soccer player. When Landon kicks it, he's committing a "foul" against it, therefore he gets a yellow card. He then proceeds to complain about the yellow card, which leads to the red card. End of story. Thumbs up so people can understand the video" You just ruined the video by explaining it. Some people will just never get it. Move on

  • @PGU94 Stupid americans don't understand footy.

  • @PGU94 Lol was it really that hard to understand ?

  • BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that took me a while to get !!

  • haha

  • Look at your comment, now back to mine. Now back to your comment now back to mine. Sadly it isn't mine, but if you stopped trolling and started posting legitimate comments it could look like mine. Look down, back? up, where are you? You're scrolling through the comments, writing the comment your comment could look like. What did you? post? Back at mine, it's a reply saying something you want to hear. Look again the reply is now Football. Anything is possible when you're not trolling.

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  • i hate it when the top comment is a reply and i can't even find the original comment anymore

  • Landon Donovan is now banned from using the copy machine for 1 full day. :P

  • I DONT GET IT

  • Gotta hit the GREEN button, Landon.

  • Great, now I gotta scroll down and see what Truevendead said...

  • @kr3w911

    i love u man

  • He is my favorite athlete!

  • he retaliated by saying : I didn't do anything!" A RED CARD!

  • OMG! I just caught my breath. Such a funny commercial. And then the red card for talking back to the machine!!! love it.

  • Remember what the "Pow!" guy said to Dale in the movie Step Brothers? About there just being something about Dale's face that makes him wanna punch him? That's exactly how I've always felt about Landon Donovan. Don't know why...

  • this is hella funny. this is a great idea of a video haha

  • this is one funny video. to bmxfreak10101 GO FUCK YOURSELF. soccer rules asshole

  • Now if only refs were this good

  • lmao. a yellow for kicking and a second yellow/red for dissent.  brilliant! hahaha

  • Landon Donovan is barred from using the copy machine for 1 full day now. :P

  • If you really know the rules of Soccer/REAL FOOTBALL, this happens to be one of the funniest videos

  • @mykewan You mean Soccer/Association Football. There's other like, Gridiron/American Football or just football in North America. football/Aussie Rules Football, or Rugger/Rugby Football. There's alot more than just soccer mate.

  • This never gets old.

  • Hahaha its funny cause its true

    -Homer Simpson

  • 27 people get a red card

  • it took me five seconds to understand and then I cracked up

  • @sabyome LMAO me to.this is hilariouss

  • For a sport I don't particularly follow (I put that as nicely as I could), I sure think this is one of my favorite "This is SportsCenter"s of all time.

  • Okay...never followed soccer/football....what did the yellow and red cards mean?

  • @rtds9fan yellow is like a warning and red means you have to leave the match

  • Best. Commercial.  Ever.

  • hahahaha. this one is excellent

  • This and the Manny being Manny one are the best "this is sportscenter" commercials.

  • I like how everyone saying he shouldn't play for the MLS, and that he belongs in Europe, finally shut up when Donovan said he won't leave LA for sure. Hate on America and we invade kill you and leave...just ask bin laden

  • this is by far the funniest this is sportscenter.

  • lol, just like the video game: first yellow, then red, and you miss the next game

  • this is one of my fav "this is sportscenter" ads

  • I don't get it...

  • @MrChinaldo Yellow Card; Red Card

  • @MrChinaldo yellow as a warning for kicking the printer and red for talking back homes

  • lol if that was a black printer i could feel y its hatin

  • @Mrbigjumpful Seriously??

  • @nvd2ceb4

    yes seriously

  • probably the funniest one yet ... LMAO

  • Lmfao , this is we book people in the USA!

  • thumbs up if u were expecting him to scream "this is sportscenter!!!" sparta style and kick it

  • This guys place is in Europe, not US

  • @daciuss couldnt agree more

  • @daciuss na he plays for the la galaxy in the us

  • @chodeforlife He probably got mixed up with the loan to Everton.

  • @Bleopping or he's an everton fan saying that he belongs in Barclays and not the MLS.

  • @daciuss I agree he could play for any team in europe almost but i think the galaxy have him locked down pretty hard

  • @sailormonkey

    Let`s not exagerate, he can play good in a middle level or second league level team in Europe, he would fit well for that.Anyway, much better then MLS.

  • lol

  • hahahahaha nice video.

  • Nice video

  • @kadler32

    hahaha poor troll

  • @kadler32 Fail bitch, fail. You don't even know how to write correctly. Then you fail at trolling. What purpose do you even serve by being alive?

  • @kadler32 you wont even last 5mins in a soccer game, bet u cant even finish a mile run under 10mins for saying that

  • @ppdaazn69 But you can, right? Oh, and we're supposed to believe you because everybody tells the truth on the net.

  • @kadler32 AMEN BROTHA!!!!

  • @bmxfreak10101

    totally agree

  • @bmxfreak10101 cuz the games are 90 mins long and sometimes dont even get past 1 point, thats why.

  • @Buckeyes4LIFE7 And American Football is 4 hours long and has more advertising than actual game!

  • @Headcheezonium u dumbass, not its fucking not, u dumbass its like an hour and a half, and we actually score more thn 2 times a game.

  • @Buckeyes4LIFE7 It's a 4 hour time slot for a 60 minute game. These so-called "Men" have to take a 5 minute break between every drive so companys can get in as much advertising as possible.

  • @Buckeyes4LIFE7 4 15 minute quarters = an hour. The only reason it goes on for so long is all the stopping and starting that's part of it.

    Don't get me wrong, I like both variations of football, but the original is awesome and a lot more entertaining to me than gridiron. It's also filled with far more constant movement and some dramatic and incredible plays that happen on the fly. They don't set up for each and every play, run in, stop, set up, repeat.

    Sorry for having differing opinions.

  • @bmxfreak10101 That's exactly what I say

  • @bmxfreak10101 I can tell you why soccer is boring. The field is twice as big as it needs to be. Players roll around on the ground "hurt" acting like the've had their leg blown off, then they get up as if nothing happened. 2-0 is considered blowout.

  • @24Lancelot I recently watched a game that went 2-2 at the half. That's the same as a football game being 14-14 at the half. No, not all soccer games are low scoring.

  • @steelnostril1 So, did the kids at this soccer game get their snack afterwards?

  • @24Lancelot Go tell that to the Man United fans that were there watching. I'm sure they'd love to hear that. If you've ever seen Eurotrip, they're actually like that.

  • @steelnostril1 I have to commend you on picking out one isolated game! Now...if we can ONLY see an average of halftime scores be 2-2 (or 14-14...wait...14-14 DOES happen all the time).

  • @bmxfreak10101 how is hockey boring? its non stop play with guys going fast on the ice giving hard hits. would you prefer watching a bunch of sweaty and whiny tall basketball players missing their free throws in a sport they claim to be professionals at, while complaining also that a guy barely hit his hand? weak.

  • @purp i didnt say hockey was boring i said it wasnt lol

  • @bmxfreak10101 wrong

  • @ripstickboys12 make is 26...

  • great one. XD

  • haha great commercial

  • what he expect by pressing wrong button :DDDDD

  • In all seriousness, what you think means fuck.

  • I'm surprised he didn't fall over and roll around on the floor faking an injury like all players seem to do in that sport....

  • @Bah56 If you haven't noticed, your precious baseball and basketball players are starting to do the same things. If you actually watched the games without a cock in your face you'd realize that most of the divers are foreign, and very rarely do Americans dive. Kill yourself before you post another stupid comment. USA!!!

  • @joshjanelletaz Rage is fun. I think baseball is the most boring fucking sport ever, basketball isn't too much better. As an added bonus, I'm from the U.S. Any time I've ever seen a soccer (or football, depending on where you're from) game, someone always dives, U.S. or not. Anyways, hockey and football are the best sports imo. Hockey is the most demanding and with very little complaining and crying from the players, other than Crosby.

  • @Bah56 I find hockey itself boring, just my opinion, but watching them get hurt is priceless.

  • @rahmanroni i hated hockey i thought it was so boring because i couldnt even see whats going on. then i went to an actual game and im a huge fan now i cant believe i wasted my time going to footbal and baseball games

  • @mlahk7 its one hell of a party isn't welcome to the best sport on earth

  • @Bah56 nfl and nba players flop all the time, if it was possible, mlb players would do it too