You can envision what Rick is spitting out which not too many rappers can do. You don't need a video for his songs. The best storyteller of all time!!
@TheUncleBungle this "slick rick" must've been on crack when he thought he could "sing" well (i put sing in quotes because rap is the bare minimum of what you could call music - it's just bad lyrics to an even worse beat
@NatJamSte he's still british... for example, you call someone born in the United States American, even though their ancestors come from somewhere else.
@NatJamSte err... Johnny Depp doesn't have a British accent. it may SOUND British, but the pronounciation of words is not British, so it's not a British accent.
the story isn't about Slick Rick, it's about a dude named Davy (thus him speaking in the third person)... the dude rapes a chick and gets an STD... he's not saying thats the ONLY consequence for rape, it's just a story about a guy who basically got what's coming to him... Slick Rick the Ruler doesn't need to rape woman, he's the top choice of them all.
What kind of a fucking moron do you have to be to read this and not KNOW it's rape?? Im tempted to quote lyrics, but wtf, point me to one that doesn't scream it. I fear for the women some of you date
Where are you dudes getting this idea that he raped a chick? She said she wanted him and they fucked till morning and he got crabs. Some of you might not know women that well... lol.
I love how Slick made this story. He was vunerable instead of being infallible as in other rappers story. He rapes a girl and faces the consequences catching an STD. This story can definently relate to life. Slick is definently a top 5 MC of all time.
@oneindachamber don't you think it's a little messed up the only thing he's concerned with after raping someone is STD's? slick terms himself a teacher, so what, is he teaching "don't rape cuz you could get an std?" how is that at all defensible?
@ninestraycats did you actually listen to the lyrics. There is no mention of rape. He has sex with an Indian girl and catches an STD. It's about safe sex. Why would someone who preaches about teaching be talking about rape dumbass?
We used to bump this and all Rick's songs out the back of a beat up blue van on our way to sell candy door-to-door. Yep, the same van snoop dog worked in back in the day.
@MatTAFacT i couldnt stop laughin first time i heard... still cracks me up now.. nearly all his songs are hysterical.. classic lyrics - dave the dope fiend shootin dope, who dont know the meanin of water nor soap.. haha...
@IcyIce17 LOL! guess what? Slick Rick that you say "is damn wicked" is from the "sucks motherfuckin balls" UK. Born and bred in Mitcham, south LONDON, untill he was 10. So basically, being born in the UK and living in the UK for the first 10 years of his life, influenced how he spoke, and therefore also his flow when he later began to mc. Where do think that accent comes from??
@MrLouieLove I'm afraid you heard incorrect information my friend. Slick Rick was never originally from NYC. His parents are Jamaican. He was born and lived in London for the first ten years of his life. Type "Slick Rick Biography" into google..
hahaha i loooove this song!!!
ThugPassion94 2 weeks ago
DAAAAAAVVVEEEE PUSSIES ANIT SUPPOSED TO SPEAK! (what dicks are)?
minecraftfreakian 1 month ago
greatest song ever
666orsexsexsex 3 months ago
WTF ASS FUCKING!! LOL!!
Shootbag 3 months ago
Abudbidd hay ya hay ya hay ya asassdfsf sd lmaoo
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how the fuck did these comments go from slick rick to johnny depp.
DemonicOgEmek69 3 months ago
Off with those drawers!
HailSagan4Realz 3 months ago
the beats are fucking insane on all these songs. it's the fillers. bass, synths. all in the background. just KILLIN it.
HailSagan4Realz 3 months ago
1st time hearn dis stori
sweetie26266 4 months ago
@sweetie26266 welcome to raunchy rick, sweetie
ChillyChillBrooknam9 4 months ago
You can envision what Rick is spitting out which not too many rappers can do. You don't need a video for his songs. The best storyteller of all time!!
airassault11 5 months ago
Incredible lesson can be learned from this song..
BeenaBee 6 months ago 3
this sucks
piecat42 6 months ago
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TheUncleBungle 5 months ago
@TheUncleBungle this "slick rick" must've been on crack when he thought he could "sing" well (i put sing in quotes because rap is the bare minimum of what you could call music - it's just bad lyrics to an even worse beat
piecat42 5 months ago
@piecat42 if you dont like rap, fuck off & go check out Bon Jovi you dingbat !!!
TheUncleBungle 5 months ago 3
@piecat42 shut up mate, why do you search rap up then
FoUrCaRaT 5 months ago
@piecat42 nice troll brah
FatTonyCologino 5 months ago
@FatTonyCologino i'm not trolling; rap sucks. i found this song because someone was trying to convince me that rap is good and linked to this song.
piecat42 5 months ago
@piecat42 nice try bro if that's true you need to get a new brain
FatTonyCologino 5 months ago
@FatTonyCologino ? it is true. how do i need to get a new brain? besides... i hate british people (lol) so it's natural i wouldn't like this guy...
piecat42 5 months ago
@piecat42 Hes not british , he was born in london but hes actually Jamaican , uneducated fuck
NatJamSte 5 months ago
@NatJamSte he's still british... for example, you call someone born in the United States American, even though their ancestors come from somewhere else.
piecat42 5 months ago
@piecat42 Hes not british , hes not a british citizen, when he was born his family were visiting london , he then moved to the bronx
NatJamSte 5 months ago
@NatJamSte "Originally from South Wimbledon in South West London, England, Walters moved with his British Jamaican family to The Bronx in 1977"
-wikipedia
you are both kinda right, he is British Jamaican. lol
cramerman101 5 months ago
@NatJamSte well, he has a british accent - so he's british
piecat42 4 months ago
@piecat42 so does johnny depp , but hes not british
NatJamSte 4 months ago
@NatJamSte err... Johnny Depp doesn't have a British accent. it may SOUND British, but the pronounciation of words is not British, so it's not a British accent.
piecat42 4 months ago
@piecat42 Are you dizzy blud!?
NatJamSte 4 months ago
@NatJamSte what? anyway, Johnny Depp doesn't have a British accent. in his movies, he just fakes an accent when it's required... it's called acting.
piecat42 4 months ago
@NatJamSte stupid that means he is brititsh lol go back to school
Shuqi78 5 months ago
"Crabs with Spears and Indian Drums, Hey ya heya"....LOLOL Best fucking line in the song.
BabyTorres 6 months ago
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traphop12 6 months ago
hey ya hey ya hiya hey!
rhymesgalore81 7 months ago
I see 11 pissed off indian chiefs visited this page ROFL
brandonarnold1981 7 months ago 12
I Laughed My Ass Off When I First Heard This Lol
misschristaljoy 7 months ago 5
mc ricky d best story teller of all time
15bobbycole 8 months ago 3
well technically it started as rape, then evolved to mutual wanting, then turned to rape again in thew end
Demetri124 8 months ago
Slick nasty as he wanted to be...2 years before 2 Live Crew (whack). But it's all good, anything beats these ring-tone losers...
Maestro13193 9 months ago
thumbs up Short Film
freeadultdating115 9 months ago
i don't get it?
shithappensmaan 9 months ago
she said i want you and closed the curtains... its not rape
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Opened it up with his bare 2 thumbs, he seen crabs with spears and indian drums! Best ending to a song, EVER!
deano187x 10 months ago
Opened it up with his bare 2 thumbs, he seen 2 crabs with spears and indian drums! Best ending to a song, EVER!
deano187x 10 months ago 5
more shit fuckoff and grow up you mug
ronnie12392 10 months ago
DAAYYYYVE PUSSIES AINT SUPPOSED TO SPEAK.! LOL BEST PART
2slr4life 10 months ago 13
this track has SO much flavor, golden age forever!
Sensarmy300 10 months ago
the indian said I want u IT WAS NOT RAPE morons!!!!!!!!!! he got some dirty punani
jevdawg 10 months ago
the story isn't about Slick Rick, it's about a dude named Davy (thus him speaking in the third person)... the dude rapes a chick and gets an STD... he's not saying thats the ONLY consequence for rape, it's just a story about a guy who basically got what's coming to him... Slick Rick the Ruler doesn't need to rape woman, he's the top choice of them all.
Wordgames09 10 months ago
What kind of a fucking moron do you have to be to read this and not KNOW it's rape?? Im tempted to quote lyrics, but wtf, point me to one that doesn't scream it. I fear for the women some of you date
ninestraycats 10 months ago
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ninestraycats 11 months ago
Davey... Davey the crocket!
dd1mania 11 months ago
Where are you dudes getting this idea that he raped a chick? She said she wanted him and they fucked till morning and he got crabs. Some of you might not know women that well... lol.
KurtG85 11 months ago 6
@KurtG85 lol I hear you on that...that skank wasn't raped...he just turned her ass out & got the heebie geebies...lol
shydmples 11 months ago 4
Yall better be careful you never know what these people have out here men or woman. NO GLOVE NO LOVE!!!
swolback4 1 year ago
I love how Slick made this story. He was vunerable instead of being infallible as in other rappers story. He rapes a girl and faces the consequences catching an STD. This story can definently relate to life. Slick is definently a top 5 MC of all time.
oneindachamber 1 year ago
@oneindachamber don't you think it's a little messed up the only thing he's concerned with after raping someone is STD's? slick terms himself a teacher, so what, is he teaching "don't rape cuz you could get an std?" how is that at all defensible?
ninestraycats 1 year ago
@ninestraycats did you actually listen to the lyrics. There is no mention of rape. He has sex with an Indian girl and catches an STD. It's about safe sex. Why would someone who preaches about teaching be talking about rape dumbass?
Doodlebugdude 11 months ago 5
So he rapes a chick and gets a STD? Classic!
MrDhaka305 1 year ago
ah this is just soo funny have not heard this since the late 80's ... HAPPY DAYS !
123ponygirl 1 year ago
Soup and spaghetti!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
beeho17 1 year ago
I don't know what part of this song is the funniest.
MsL0vie 1 year ago 5
BK BOWL TONIGHT! WOOP WOOP
brandonlaner 1 year ago
I liked the underground version better.
smoothpants 1 year ago
lmao the last minute is the funniest shit ive ever heard
stjoes14 1 year ago
Damn... slick rick is riding this beat till the wheels fall off.
goldenwilliam09 1 year ago
RAW SHIT!!!!
taynkwah 1 year ago
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49centhotdog 1 year ago
R.I.P. Slick Rick <3 nohomo
CoolGuy95ya 1 year ago
@CoolGuy95ya ? he ain't dead
Poopnose43 1 year ago
@CoolGuy95ya ummm son slick rick and dead he just got pneumonia rite na and he just got it if u dont know what it is go to ask.com
epicswaggking01 1 year ago
@epicswaggking01 uhhhh no he isnt.lol
sabih21 1 year ago
@CoolGuy95ya hes not dead...
youngmoneyballaz 1 year ago
THE RULER
Create405 1 year ago
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AnoiBaby 1 year ago
I BOUGHT THIS ALBUM AND ALWAYS SKIPPED THIS SONG THIS SONG IS HILLARIOUS WOW GOTTA FIND THAT ALBUM
rydgemolino 1 year ago
That was some good pus??
firewall430 1 year ago
real hip hop
annearl 1 year ago 2
he rode tht ass until the pusC started yawning
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jessebrade 1 year ago
wow, a rape story that ends with rick intending you to feel bad for him cuz, you know, he has crabs now. thanks slick! class act.
ninestraycats 1 year ago 4
@ninestraycats It's not about Slick Rick. It's about "Davey Crockett".
TJ347 1 year ago
please type in benny fame
traphop12 1 year ago
greatest song ever
Herculez7 1 year ago
this story reminds me of my friend tht happend to find ij. chich she ended up stabing him three time s though
timothygizmo420 1 year ago
121 g's 6 bustas!!! lol
SuperBigMan27 1 year ago
he met her father big cheif baretti, he said whats for dinner "soup and spaghetti"
lizardshitfuck 1 year ago 3
great song cause my ex was an indian lol
Humblunt707 1 year ago 21
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49centhotdog 1 year ago
lmfao! this songs funny as fuck and the lyrics are still great
RELAPSERR 1 year ago
i wish i had slick ricks voice
combo360 1 year ago 58
@combo360 4 tha be a british and get tha accent
elryck94 8 months ago
she said stop now or I'll be unordinary!!!
sweetangel74 1 year ago 2
@sweetangel74 she said stop now or ill be unable to marry lol
Tabbimomo87 1 year ago
I was in the Army at Ft Devens when this shit came out. Everyone was banging this. A classic cd.
Blu1914Phi 1 year ago
We used to bump this and all Rick's songs out the back of a beat up blue van on our way to sell candy door-to-door. Yep, the same van snoop dog worked in back in the day.
You young people don't know shit.
Anothercoilgun 1 year ago
old school dats whats up
norany1980 1 year ago
CLASSIC LOL
longstroke07 1 year ago
I was 15 when this joint came out and this shyt STILL makes me laugh!
manfocused 1 year ago 2
crabs with spears and indian drums saying, hehahehahahahaehaehahehahehahehahehaehahe. LOL
bigddagenius 1 year ago
Kinda reminds me of King of Bel Air!
gwoxer 1 year ago
Hahaha
OmsoiTekken 1 year ago
Slick rick king of story tellin and funny lyrics
Jenko696969 1 year ago 3
slick rick is a legend
robertbils 1 year ago
this is about rape!
ThatIncredibleJordan 1 year ago
Slick Rick and Biggie were the best storytellers in the game
melara111193 1 year ago 3
@melara111193 ye but dont forget about kool g rap & scarface
EnterTheWuTang1 1 year ago
simply bcause ur near meeeee im in the moooddd foorrr looovvee
1dmugger1 1 year ago
<3 one of the best songs ever!
danayparker 1 year ago
1;37 im in the mood for love
starn58 1 year ago
Da Storyteller is hilarious!!
TheBlueEyedChild 1 year ago
i love his accent!
ThatIncredibleJordan 1 year ago
ahhhhhh, when hip hop was fun. Slick Rick kicks ass !!!!
wfynes 1 year ago 2
Slick Rick has to be one of the most entertaining artist to ever rap.
iHipHop 1 year ago
love this song i swear they dont make stuff like this any more lol
34princess08 1 year ago
lmaoo..lov it
babygirlcyn16 1 year ago
this shit is just hesterical
BR1AN21SON 1 year ago
The whole tune is just the shit !! :D Amazing ! :D seems such a class guy cant believe he shot two people ..... :/
MrAlexbanks22 1 year ago
SW17 yeaaa boiiiiiiiii
nandos2 1 year ago
wats da message, da girl had a disease?
kadeen3000 1 year ago
The Ruler Is King.
youngzacc 1 year ago
Damn, the song is about rape.
Wargoat6 1 year ago
@Wargoat6 lol
hcalderon30 1 year ago
@Wargoat6 its not its about him fuckin the shit out of a indian bitch
finalfantasyfan900 1 year ago
@Wargoat6 no its not its about nasty pussy lol
34princess08 1 year ago
@Wargoat6 but its so fucking funny!
ThatIncredibleJordan 1 year ago
funniest song ever from the best story teller ever!! please come back rick!!!
StarrDudley 1 year ago
CRABS W/ SPEARS & INDIAN DRUMS! hahahahaha!!!
MissxNanie 1 year ago
then he cracked her legs like humpty dumpty. yaaaaaaaaawn. hilarious. slick rick showtunes some funny shit
threelegduck 1 year ago
Ha ha its a sarf london stylee...
tornedoJet 1 year ago
love dis song...!! i remember when i first heard it an died laughin
MatTAFacT 1 year ago
@MatTAFacT i couldnt stop laughin first time i heard... still cracks me up now.. nearly all his songs are hysterical.. classic lyrics - dave the dope fiend shootin dope, who dont know the meanin of water nor soap.. haha...
yakont 1 year ago
Slick Rick is a legend !!!!
wfynes 1 year ago 3
"He said I'm Dave with crazy clout"!! Lmao!
KR8TZ 1 year ago
LMAO, i STiLL LOVE THiS SONG; AND iT STiLL BE CRACKiN ME UP:)) L0L
YUNGL3FTYBABii 1 year ago
2:57
funniest...shit...ever
shamaladingdong12 1 year ago
I love this song lol
supreme60s 1 year ago
lol this shyt funney i aint never hurd this
cripcity614 1 year ago
Very Family Friendly song.
ChrisCothron 1 year ago
i love the ending he what wait his dick went weak it said wait dave pussies aint supposed to speak!
vinnieismyname 1 year ago 3
lmfaoopened that pussy with his two bare thumbs he saw crabs and spears lol!
vinnieismyname 2 years ago
I love Slick Rick he's a wicked UK rapper. Ys, you heard I said UK!!! ha!! UK RULEZ
JonnyBwai 2 years ago
@JonnyBwai UK SUCKS MO'FUCKIN BALLS!
anyway slick rick is damn wicked!
IcyIce17 1 year ago
@IcyIce17 LOL! guess what? Slick Rick that you say "is damn wicked" is from the "sucks motherfuckin balls" UK. Born and bred in Mitcham, south LONDON, untill he was 10. So basically, being born in the UK and living in the UK for the first 10 years of his life, influenced how he spoke, and therefore also his flow when he later began to mc. Where do think that accent comes from??
JayPC21 1 year ago 4
@JayPC21 HEARD HE WAS FROM NY THEN HE MOVED TO LONDON THEN MOVED BACK TO NYC
MrLouieLove 1 year ago
@MrLouieLove I'm afraid you heard incorrect information my friend. Slick Rick was never originally from NYC. His parents are Jamaican. He was born and lived in London for the first ten years of his life. Type "Slick Rick Biography" into google..
JayPC21 1 year ago 2
English mate
MrAlexbanks22 1 year ago
I love this old-school craziness
dewjerk 2 years ago 2
pussies aint suppose to speak lol
putang143 2 years ago 3
wonder if this really hapened to him
franciscosk8hard 2 years ago
eww she had crabs and other stds this song is awsome lol
gwa56 2 years ago 2
lmfao the ending is hilarious
cookiemonster187 2 years ago 4
don't chase everyone you see because you never know
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almost every slick rick song sounds the same.
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stunnaboyztv 2 years ago
loved this song sinse forever
RAIZEDBYWOLVEZ 2 years ago
crabs with spears and indian drums,hubadabubadahubadabubada!!!
oxypimp1 2 years ago 92
@oxypimp1 rofl
MrCrafty 2 years ago
@oxypimp1 LOL
rapandmetal245 1 year ago
hahhaha Crazy XD
120Jules120 2 years ago 3
all i can say iz wooooooooooooooooow!! lmmao
jeannierockslolhehe 2 years ago 3
funniest rap song i ever heard in 22 years!!!!!!!...lol ...legendary
hiphopfiend2487 2 years ago 13
try Slick Rick - Adult Story for a few more laughs and a killa hiphop song
Byczko21 2 years ago 3
sry, i meant Adults only
Byczko21 2 years ago 3
he road that ass till the pussy started yawnin
jayjames1978 2 years ago 38
It's spelled "rode" not "road" Road is what you drive on..uneducated dumbass!!
XxAnarchyUSAxX 2 years ago
@XxAnarchyUSAxX perhaps hes not fluent in english?
MiThThArEeL 2 years ago 3
@XxAnarchyUSAxX grammar nazi
blazr77 2 years ago
Rick is legendary!
kanarvin 2 years ago 7
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This is awful, he's just racist
ktldvn 2 years ago
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ncoups 2 years ago
Shut yo dumb ass up..
blackadam06 2 years ago
lol interesting...
blazian1011 2 years ago
NOBODY DOES IT LIKE RICK THE RULER
The504EVER 2 years ago 7