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  • hahaha i loooove this song!!!

  • DAAAAAAVVVEEEE PUSSIES ANIT SUPPOSED TO SPEAK! (what dicks are)?

  • greatest song ever

  • WTF ASS FUCKING!! LOL!!

  • Abudbidd hay ya hay ya hay ya asassdfsf sd lmaoo

  • how the fuck did these comments go from slick rick to johnny depp.

  • Off with those drawers!

  • the beats are fucking insane on all these songs. it's the fillers. bass, synths. all in the background. just KILLIN it.

  • 1st time hearn dis stori

  • @sweetie26266 welcome to raunchy rick, sweetie

  • You can envision what Rick is spitting out which not too many rappers can do. You don't need a video for his songs. The best storyteller of all time!!

  • Incredible lesson can be learned from this song..

  • this sucks

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  • @TheUncleBungle this "slick rick" must've been on crack when he thought he could "sing" well (i put sing in quotes because rap is the bare minimum of what you could call music - it's just bad lyrics to an even worse beat

  • @piecat42 if you dont like rap, fuck off & go check out Bon Jovi you dingbat !!!

  • @piecat42 shut up mate, why do you search rap up then

  • @piecat42 nice troll brah

  • @FatTonyCologino i'm not trolling; rap sucks. i found this song because someone was trying to convince me that rap is good and linked to this song.

  • @piecat42 nice try bro if that's true you need to get a new brain

  • @FatTonyCologino ? it is true. how do i need to get a new brain? besides... i hate british people (lol) so it's natural i wouldn't like this guy...

  • @piecat42 Hes not british , he was born in london but hes actually Jamaican , uneducated fuck

  • @NatJamSte he's still british... for example, you call someone born in the United States American, even though their ancestors come from somewhere else.

  • @piecat42 Hes not british , hes not a british citizen, when he was born his family were visiting london , he then moved to the bronx

  • @NatJamSte "Originally from South Wimbledon in South West London, England, Walters moved with his British Jamaican family to The Bronx in 1977"

    -wikipedia

    you are both kinda right, he is British Jamaican. lol

  • @NatJamSte well, he has a british accent - so he's british

  • @piecat42 so does johnny depp , but hes not british

  • @NatJamSte err... Johnny Depp doesn't have a British accent. it may SOUND British, but the pronounciation of words is not British, so it's not a British accent.

  • @piecat42 Are you dizzy blud!?

  • @NatJamSte what? anyway, Johnny Depp doesn't have a British accent. in his movies, he just fakes an accent when it's required... it's called acting.

  • @NatJamSte stupid that means he is brititsh lol go back to school

  • "Crabs with Spears and Indian Drums, Hey ya heya"....LOLOL Best fucking line in the song.

  • Got some free time….

    Type in ben fame freestyle

  • hey ya hey ya hiya hey!

  • I see 11 pissed off indian chiefs visited this page ROFL

  • I Laughed My Ass Off When I First Heard This Lol

  • mc ricky d best story teller of all time

  • well technically it started as rape, then evolved to mutual wanting, then turned to rape again in thew end

  • Slick nasty as he wanted to be...2 years before 2 Live Crew (whack). But it's all good, anything beats these ring-tone losers...

  • thumbs up Short Film

  • i don't get it?

  • she said i want you and closed the curtains... its not rape

  • Opened it up with his bare 2 thumbs, he seen 2 crabs with spears and indian drums! Best ending to a song, EVER!

  • more shit fuckoff and grow up you mug

  • DAAYYYYVE PUSSIES AINT SUPPOSED TO SPEAK.! LOL BEST PART

  • this track has SO much flavor, golden age forever!

  • the indian said I want u IT WAS NOT RAPE morons!!!!!!!!!! he got some dirty punani

  • the story isn't about Slick Rick, it's about a dude named Davy (thus him speaking in the third person)... the dude rapes a chick and gets an STD... he's not saying thats the ONLY consequence for rape, it's just a story about a guy who basically got what's coming to him... Slick Rick the Ruler doesn't need to rape woman, he's the top choice of them all.

  • What kind of a fucking moron do you have to be to read this and not KNOW it's rape?? Im tempted to quote lyrics, but wtf, point me to one that doesn't scream it. I fear for the women some of you date

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  • Davey... Davey the crocket!

  • Where are you dudes getting this idea that he raped a chick? She said she wanted him and they fucked till morning and he got crabs. Some of you might not know women that well... lol.

  • @KurtG85 lol I hear you on that...that skank wasn't raped...he just turned her ass out & got the heebie geebies...lol

  • Yall better be careful you never know what these people have out here men or woman. NO GLOVE NO LOVE!!!

  • I love how Slick made this story. He was vunerable instead of being infallible as in other rappers story. He rapes a girl and faces the consequences catching an STD. This story can definently relate to life. Slick is definently a top 5 MC of all time.

  • @oneindachamber don't you think it's a little messed up the only thing he's concerned with after raping someone is STD's? slick terms himself a teacher, so what, is he teaching "don't rape cuz you could get an std?" how is that at all defensible?

  • @ninestraycats did you actually listen to the lyrics. There is no mention of rape. He has sex with an Indian girl and catches an STD. It's about safe sex. Why would someone who preaches about teaching be talking about rape dumbass?

  • So he rapes a chick and gets a STD? Classic!

  • ah this is just soo funny have not heard this since the late 80's ... HAPPY DAYS !

  • Soup and spaghetti!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I don't know what part of this song is the funniest.

  • BK BOWL TONIGHT! WOOP WOOP

  • I liked the underground version better.

  • lmao the last minute is the funniest shit ive ever heard

  • Damn... slick rick is riding this beat till the wheels fall off.

  • RAW SHIT!!!!

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  • R.I.P. Slick Rick <3 nohomo

  • @CoolGuy95ya ? he ain't dead

  • @CoolGuy95ya ummm son slick rick and dead he just got pneumonia rite na and he just got it if u dont know what it is go to ask.com

  • @epicswaggking01 uhhhh no he isnt.lol

  • @CoolGuy95ya hes not dead...

  • THE RULER

  • Meet your dream girls in Asia lushfmlk.info

  • I BOUGHT THIS ALBUM AND ALWAYS SKIPPED THIS SONG THIS SONG IS HILLARIOUS WOW GOTTA FIND THAT ALBUM

  • That was some good pus??

  • real hip hop

  • he rode tht ass until the pusC started yawning

  • wow, a rape story that ends with rick intending you to feel bad for him cuz, you know, he has crabs now. thanks slick! class act.

  • @ninestraycats It's not about Slick Rick. It's about "Davey Crockett". 

  • please type in benny fame

  • greatest song ever

  • this story reminds me of my friend tht happend to find ij. chich she ended up stabing him three time s though

  • 121 g's 6 bustas!!! lol

  • he met her father big cheif baretti, he said whats for dinner "soup and spaghetti"

  • great song cause my ex was an indian lol

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  • lmfao! this songs funny as fuck and the lyrics are still great

  • i wish i had slick ricks voice

  • @combo360 4 tha be a british and get tha accent 

  • she said stop now or I'll be unordinary!!!

  • @sweetangel74 she said stop now or ill be unable to marry lol

  • I was in the Army at Ft Devens when this shit came out. Everyone was banging this. A classic cd.

  • We used to bump this and all Rick's songs out the back of a beat up blue van on our way to sell candy door-to-door. Yep, the same van snoop dog worked in back in the day.

    You young people don't know shit.

  • old school dats whats up

  • CLASSIC LOL

  • I was 15 when this joint came out and this shyt STILL makes me laugh!

  • crabs with spears and indian drums saying, hehahehahahahaehaehahehahehahe­hahehaehahe. LOL

  • Kinda reminds me of King of Bel Air!

  • Hahaha

  • Slick rick king of story tellin and funny lyrics

  • slick rick is a legend

  • this is about rape!

  • Slick Rick and Biggie were the best storytellers in the game

  • @melara111193 ye but dont forget about kool g rap & scarface

  • simply bcause ur near meeeee im in the moooddd foorrr looovvee

  • <3 one of the best songs ever!

  • 1;37 im in the mood for love

  • Da Storyteller is hilarious!!

  • i love his accent!

  • ahhhhhh, when hip hop was fun. Slick Rick kicks ass !!!!

  • Slick Rick has to be one of the most entertaining artist to ever rap.

  • love this song i swear they dont make stuff like this any more lol

  • lmaoo..lov it

  • this shit is just hesterical

  • The whole tune is just the shit !! :D Amazing ! :D seems such a class guy cant believe he shot two people ..... :/

  • SW17 yeaaa boiiiiiiiii

  • wats da message, da girl had a disease?

  • The Ruler Is King.

  • Damn, the song is about rape.

  • @Wargoat6 lol

  • @Wargoat6 its not its about him fuckin the shit out of a indian bitch

  • @Wargoat6 no its not its about nasty pussy lol

  • @Wargoat6 but its so fucking funny!

  • funniest song ever from the best story teller ever!! please come back rick!!!

  • CRABS W/ SPEARS & INDIAN DRUMS! hahahahaha!!!

  • then he cracked her legs like humpty dumpty. yaaaaaaaaawn. hilarious. slick rick showtunes some funny shit

  • Ha ha its a sarf london stylee...

  • love dis song...!! i remember when i first heard it an died laughin

  • @MatTAFacT i couldnt stop laughin first time i heard... still cracks me up now.. nearly all his songs are hysterical.. classic lyrics - dave the dope fiend shootin dope, who dont know the meanin of water nor soap.. haha...

  • Slick Rick is a legend !!!!

  • "He said I'm Dave with crazy clout"!! Lmao!

  • LMAO, i STiLL LOVE THiS SONG; AND iT STiLL BE CRACKiN ME UP:)) L0L

  • 2:57

    funniest...shit...ever

  • I love this song lol

  • lol this shyt funney i aint never hurd this

  • Very Family Friendly song.

  • i love the ending he what wait his dick went weak it said wait dave pussies aint supposed to speak!

  • lmfaoopened that pussy with his two bare thumbs he saw crabs and spears lol!

  • I love Slick Rick he's a wicked UK rapper. Ys, you heard I said UK!!! ha!! UK RULEZ

  • @JonnyBwai UK SUCKS MO'FUCKIN BALLS!

    anyway slick rick is damn wicked!

  • @IcyIce17 LOL! guess what? Slick Rick that you say "is damn wicked" is from the "sucks motherfuckin balls" UK. Born and bred in Mitcham, south LONDON, untill he was 10. So basically, being born in the UK and living in the UK for the first 10 years of his life, influenced how he spoke, and therefore also his flow when he later began to mc. Where do think that accent comes from??

  • @JayPC21 HEARD HE WAS FROM NY THEN HE MOVED TO LONDON THEN MOVED BACK TO NYC

  • @MrLouieLove I'm afraid you heard incorrect information my friend. Slick Rick was never originally from NYC. His parents are Jamaican. He was born and lived in London for the first ten years of his life. Type "Slick Rick Biography" into google..

  • English mate

  • I love this old-school craziness

  • pussies aint suppose to speak lol

  • wonder if this really hapened to him

  • eww she had crabs and other stds this song is awsome lol

  • lmfao the ending is hilarious

  • don't chase everyone you see because you never know

  • loved this song sinse forever

  • crabs with spears and indian drums,hubadabubadahubadabubada­!!!

  • @oxypimp1 rofl

  • @oxypimp1 LOL

  • hahhaha Crazy  XD

  • all i can say iz wooooooooooooooooow!! lmmao

  • funniest rap song i ever heard in 22 years!!!!!!!...lol ...legendary

  • try Slick Rick - Adult Story for a few more laughs and a killa hiphop song

  • sry, i meant Adults only

  • he road that ass till the pussy started yawnin

  • It's spelled "rode" not "road" Road is what you drive on..uneducated dumbass!!

  • @XxAnarchyUSAxX  perhaps hes not fluent in english?

  • @XxAnarchyUSAxX grammar nazi

  • Rick is legendary!

  • Shut yo dumb ass up..

  • lol interesting...

  • NOBODY DOES IT LIKE RICK THE RULER