Mass Effect - Punching the reporter

[FellFather]

I've had enough of your tabloid journalism.

[Tylerisuber]

Bipolar Shepard! He's responding calmly and then decks her! LOL

[fapturbo7]

@OverStuffedTaco More like reaper to the vagina! Lol or a nuke

[asendimchev1996]

@fapturbo7

*facepalm*

[MNico1992]

i love the way she drops

[GreenInvaders]

this is the reason fox hates this game, she sounded just like the fox reporters talking crap about the game. YOUR CAREER IS OVER BIOWARE YOU SHOWED A TINY SKIN IN YOUR VIDEO GAME HOW DARE YOU!!!!!

(ps i know i'm 4 years late with that comment, but i had to get that off my chest)

[EkafEmanual]

is this ME1?

[BNCyberTrooper]

@EkafEmanual

Yes

[MikeyAZN]

DAMN! That bitch dropped like a fucking rock!

[Throughthegates1]

I want this game for my PS3 so bad.

[Yecowa]

That sound, when she fall down, i love it <3

[Mrlove914]

how is she a bitch ? i dont see it -.-

[Mwuahahahahahahahaha]

Nah she was the one bein a jerk.

[Popkov123]

daaauumn. howd i miss that

[LiberalIntervention]

Liara has "Deal with it" written all over her face.

[MacabreMilkman]

Did they just reuse the audio clip?

[tykobrian]

Ashley and Liara saw that as if it was nothing!!

[ImASpongeyPerson]

And nobody in C-Sec saw that?...

[AvA9333]

@ImASpongeyPerson

and ricks thier life trying take on shep? Why not just say you blinked

[ImASpongeyPerson]

@AvA9333 Touche

[furbyunicejafisher]

Totally wasn't expecting that, bipolarism maybe..

[umagarandyorton619]

Is it me or is this one funnier than the one in ME 2? XD

[pixelkatten]

I just love the "BONK!" her head makes against the bulkhead.

1:45

[GameHoggers]

FUS RO DAH

[KalEl600rr]

woooooooooooooo

[cloakedfx]

I like how she backs up a bit just before the inevitable.

[TheFlygt]

I'm Commander Shepard and I've had enough of your snide insinuations on the Citadel.

[Octane64]

ME3 should have a piledriver.

[ILikeToShootZombies]

i keep hearing how shes such a snarky bitch asking you many "no right awnser" questions but i see only the one that ends with "face meet fist diplomacy relations"

[FinalNinja447]

Reporter- Your career is over!

Shepard- My career?! Bitch I saved your ass against the fuckin reapers and the Collectors and your taking in account my career? I've had enough of your sporadic judgments *Punchs her again*

[skudzer1985]

"My career is over? I'm a spectre bitch, you're lucky to be walking away!"

[FinalNinja447]

Shepards punch. Fast but weak. At that spped she should have made a 360

[RoadRunnerMusic]

lol @ the sound she makes when she falls. sounds like she was made out of bricks

[hattrickster33]

If Shepard punches someone, shouldn't they at least have a bloody nose or a fat lip to show for it??

[LordManda2]

@hattrickster33 they fixed that in Mass Effect 2. When you punch her then, she gets a black eye ;)

[AndyRaslan]

"I wish I'd done that the first time we met. Wait, I actually did, bitch :))*

[IGTEW2]

1:44 FALCO SLAP!

[seonking21]

I've had enough of your snide insinuations

I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions

[AssassinsCreedFF]

6 people have received a handful from Shepard

[NickyAmerica]

I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite punching sound on the Citadel.

[httm241]

@NickyAmerica good pr

[amitabho123]

I must be dense. I never saw any of her questions as particularly offensive. :/

[GhostVVarrior]

@amitabho123

Same

[shtdragon]

6 Shepards dislike this. So they shut up Khalisah.

[FloydTheBarbara]

this game has some funny ass shit

[Cannonsilencer]

Wow, he knocked her out cold.

[TheOriginalElkstone]

I swear I heard a splat when she hit the floor

[yoshypoo]

lol smack a bitch

[legu333]

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALCON PUNCHHHHHHHHHH

[obviousoxymoron25]

Played solely Paragon in my first but chose Renegade for this one scene!

[fossil2020]

only 2 renegrade? what to do for 3? Tasser her ass?!

[haulbass17]

@fossil2020 no...you simply let her go....the more harm to her, the less renegade. :)

[ChristiaanL14]

@fossil2020 rape her and throw her in a gutter

[OrionoftheStar]

Done the Lair of the Shadow Broker DLC? Do it, if only to watch her get beat around a few more times. And get kicked by a volus.

[MisterCrolla]

lol, the ridiculous over the top punch sound is hilarious. Then she just stands up again, perfectly unharmed, hair in perfect placement etc...

[Stigmableedingblack]

Hahaha nigger got KNOCKED OUT!

[AliceJasperfan]

Yay Mean points!

[OverStuffedTaco]

In ME1 it was a right hook

In ME2 it was a forward jab

In ME3 it has to be an uppercut

[halocomentry]

@OverStuffedTaco um in ME3 your surposed to finsih her off with an omni-blade

[theratking013]

@OverStuffedTaco not a headbutt?

[johnnycajxrt]

@OverStuffedTaco for ME3 it has to be a stab with the Omni-Blade

[GhostLink92]

@OverStuffedTaco Uppercut with the new omni-blade.

[cooldonkeyfish]

@OverStuffedTaco

In ME1 it was snide insinuations.

In ME2 it was disingenuous assertions.

In ME3 it has to be insidious allegations.

[Doominatorx6]

@OverStuffedTaco Uppercut? I'm hoping for a bullet to the head.

[hey01e5]

@OverStuffedTaco no, in me3 you have to have wrex or grunt on your squad and get one of them to punch her for you

[dragonbaas]

@hey01e5 nah, they should eat her

[covermewithaleaf33]

best part of mass effect 1 and 2.

[255gecko]

@covermewithaleaf33

and hopefully 3

[fanficbug]

Police have been seen in al-Jilani.

Now it's in your head.

[ftlgo238]

@fanficbug No! NOOOOOOOOOOO! Why did you have to do that?! Now I'll have a giggle case for a week!

[DeathDealer1997]

he should of kicked her while she was on the ground, kill her even and destroy the evidence, no one would ever have to know (evil chuckle)

[Nercrophage]

I'M BURT REYNOLDS BITCH!!!!

[m4xn00b]

KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT.

[prototypfan]

im commander shepard and i say get back in the kitchen bitch

[crazymooseeeeeeeeeee]

The sound of her hitting the ground is awesome.

[UltrarubikXD]

Im Commander Shepard, and im the best woman beater in the citadel... and the rest of the galaxy

[cumbustable1]

what did the five fingers say to the face!?

SLAP!! HA HA HA HA

[DPoilSPILL]

all that....and only +2 renegade :P

[kohoko]

@DPoilSPILL I thought the same thing. For Paragorn though, you give one blue answer and you got +20. lol

[merksperk2]

IMO WAY more brutal that the one in ME2.

[eminem1993]

lol That Reporter Truly Think That The Alliance Would Turn Against Their Best Man Just because he Beat the Crap Out of that Lousy Reporter! Give me a break :)

[duncan7599]

How dare you punch a unarmed civilian reporter. You are a discrace to the Alliance Military Fleet. You are to step down from the alliance effective immediatly.

[Zellig]

Should have shot her.

[MultiDinoboy]

Does this mean in mass effect 3 Shepard will beat her up???

[GuyWithChainsaw]

1:56 Thats what she said

[petrolacosaurus]

I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions

[MonsieurCeinturon]

ME :

*Punch*

Reporter : arrrghhh !!!

ME 2 :

*Punch*

Reporter : Arrrrghhh !!

ME3 :

*The reporter see Shepard comming*

Reporter : Only Shit ! I'm get out of here !!

[duncan7599]

Is this part 1 or part 2? Where can I find her in part 1?

[parnash]

@duncan7599 This is ME1. She shows up when you come back after completing a plot mission, if I'm not mistaken.

[sevach]

he shoots and it drops  lol

[Greatkingrat88]

I lol'd like an idiot when I saw this!

[SilkroadGaz]

you know Shepard was not the only one that Punched that bitch

in Mass Effect 2 on shadow broker base you can see some video files with her, you can see on few of then, that she got punched by a krogan, and by some little fat dude(forgot his race name)

[nirivillo]

@SilkroadGaz vorlus?

[SilkroadGaz]

@nirivillo yes

[bigbad1000do7a]

Man those are some disingenuous assertions.

[SlaeynPresents]

YOUR CAREER IS OVER!!!

*walks off casually*

[TheConverseQueen26]

Should be a Paragon boost... Bitch

[sCEPTILEISAWESOME]

I love how this is in the middle of C-Sec Academy...with a ton of Security around...and no-one stops to help.

[DemonicMonkey666]

I promised never to hit a women in real life or video games but no matter what anywhere reporters are not people they are scum and pests and they dont know what there talking about.........................­....fox news learnded that the hard way

[55ninjaman]

40 xp for punching a girl in the face thats awesome

[shtdragon]

This reporter should've got fired.

[TheGamingfan144]

The sound she made when she hit the ground.... A metallic sound then a 'Prouit' like she was wounded or something. SHE'S A GODDAMN CYBORG! Well, geth have real infiltrator talents...

[LinleyTheBestMan]

This is what I heard.

"Khalisah Bint Sinan al-Jilani--"

*punches out*

"Ah, f- What the hell was that for?! I hadn't even asked you a question yet! I only introduced myself!"

"That was your name? Oh, I thought you were cussing me out in some different language. Carry on."

[NightshadeX1000]

I'm commander Shepherd, and... I should go..

[EchoJerichoX]

"I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite place to punch bitches on the Citadel."

[RamJim9697]

so what happened after.. when everyone saw?

[WaterJug10]

ME1: I've had enough of your snide insinuations

ME2: I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions

ME3: I'm Rick James, bitch!

[xXLDeusXx]

your carrer is over.. 2 years later your carrer will be even more overed!

[Churmama596]

Lol such a random punch

[Woramot]

I can't stop laughing...and I can't stop watching it over and over xD

[GhostSnake]

1:46 Khalisah is made of steel

[Greyfox404]

that thud when she hits the ground

[Fir3Dir3]

should make a charlie sheen one cause he's a woman beater, not cause charlies awesome.

[Thunker71]

Ashley approve = + 30

Liara Dislike = - 20

[jj125]

"i make sure everyone in the alliance see that your career is over" and fast forward to mass effect 2

[kh44k]

+40 xp

[whman17411]

I do all the intimidate options first

[thegameulost]

I'd hit it-I MEAN HER! too.

[AxjZOne]

Bitch better get up and make me a sandwich

[Bagrah10]

Ha Ha! She goes down like a sack of shit!

[mrpinkshirt4]

somehow i forgot i did that in ME. i know i did on my first play through almost right off the bat. im not sure if i did it in my 2nd play through. i hope i did i know my second i answered most of the questions.

[gentlemenRick]

Ur winner by Knockout in the very First round!...... "The Reporter Assassin"... COMMAAAANDEEEEERRRRR.... SHEPARRRRRDDD.......... Here's Joe Rogan with

Commander Shepard.

[Potatonaught]

she fell like a rock, there was a crunch too

and she just gets back up

that is one tough reporter bitch

[xxxbwillxxx]

Mass Effect 3

"Why hello there commander Shepard; remember how you punched me last time we met."

"Yep"

"I've decided to bring you in on assault charges!"

"No you wont."

"And why not?"

"Cause your dead!"

*caps reporter then looks around*

"What she jumped at me."

[cornchippers]

Haha that is so random.

[BlazingNaruto444]

that was the ugliest fall ever

[jocksteeluk]

meaty right hook right there.

[DarthSylar]

Obviously it's time to get back in the kitchen

[OneWingedAngel50]

wow your shepard is one of the best custom male shepards i've seen! O.o

[Vavavavanna]

Your career is over? Yeah that's why I only destroyed the fucking collector base after being dying and being brought back, bitch!

[superf0b]

@Vavavavanna being dying



[IWANTNANOSUIT]

Soryuken!

[sasuke955]

hahahahahaha its even funnier on mass effect 2

[void735]

alternative:

sheperd: i dont have to justify anything to you, i have a galaxy to save! exuse me

( goes off danceing)

[IanODowd]

2 Renagade ?????? that should be +40 Paragone cause she is 1 bitch

[thegameulost]

@IanODowd

How is that worth only 2 renegade points? Seeing how she gets 9 points for something less severe (like a threat of violence), it seems like actually assaulting and battering a reporter during an on-the-record interview should be worth AT LEAST 15 renegade points.

[ExoFox123]

1:55 why that beech talkin bout herself? she should get back in the kitchen and go do a 10k word report on why she started calling out BS. That'll give her time to think about how she's going to dodge the punch in ME3. im not sexist but WHAT A BHICH!

[crabfight]

@ExoFox123

wut

[ExoFox123]

@crabfight im saying she was insulting shepard, but it was false, therefore, i made a comment saying that she was insulting herself by making herself look stupid.

[BakingtheArt]

I'm commander Shepard, and this is my favorite physical assault on the Citadel.

[GenraLifesAtion]

@BakingtheArt omg man that made me crack up hahahahaha

[NickyAmerica]

@BakingtheArt

I just lol'D so hard.

[joebloe23]

what does admiral hackett say when he contacts u about the report she made to the earth population?

[gurezurei]

Shep's have colorful language, eh?

What would be in ME3?

[Microja]

@gurezurei RAH RAH RAH RAH!!!!

*punch*

[mishasvin]

why when she falls she makes a squishing sound?



[heckteck]

i love how he just walks up to her slowly then punches lol

[TheJoyOfGaming]

hahahaha thts hiarious

[VirtualDynamite]

The animation and the sound is just ridiculously hilarious. The mass effect 2 one wasn't as funny.

[Wikkiter]

The name's Chris Brown BITCH!

[CoIoneISeth]

The world thanks you for puching that whore in the face

[elricik2]

2 people have had enough of your snide insinuations.

[lordrevan1928]

i swear her name sounds like "police have been seen in al jilani"

[CoIoneISeth]

@lordrevan1928 Hahahahahahahahaha

[TheGameGuy31]

MAN that was a loud thump. Is she made of iron or something?

[Squad1993]

"Bitch stop questioning me and make me a sandwich"

[NonstopRam]

Another check to Shepard's bucket list.

[flogmolly]

Bitches... sometimes you just have to smack a bitch to keep em' in line

[eyeam18able]

982391408 renegade points

[Amoshydra]

Renegade is cool!

Reporter: "Your career is over!"

Shepard: " Nah.. next time don't try mess with a human spectra!"

[Chrisorr]

i think it's safe to say that all reporters are as bitchy as they are a cold. lol good punch though.

[deadend93rd]

THE FUNNIEST MOMENT IN ALL OF GAMING!!! AHAHAHAHA

[YourAverageJoey]

Audio's fucked. Don't amplify sound beyond what's necessary.

[bostonianful]

its funny as hell when she hits the floor. psh, brmp.

[HinataChan30]

Sure there isn't an "Asshole" alignment in this game? There are a couple moments that would probably have gotten a normal commanding officer demoted pretty fast (I remember shooting a dude in the head just because he was being hysterical).

[congokong87]

Christ. I'm pretty sure he beats his women.

[Strand0410]

Even though I run the game on full Paragon like a good boy, I always punch the reporter just because it's the most hilarious +renegade choice in the game.

[xXSoulessniperXx]

she hit the floor harder than the punch from shepard

XD

[imred3345l]

the mass effect 2 punch is better -_-

[targetdrone13]

IMMA PUNCH YO INNA MOUTH IF YOUS AXES ME ONE MORE QUESTION!!!