Things I Bought Recently . . .Gaming Goose Edition

[CeresBimbo]

Holy crap you look so much like my husband it's scary.

[thegaminggoose]

@CeresBimbo Do you have any pictures you can show me? Send me a message.

[RushFugu]

German chocolate cheese cake? I call major bullshit on that! No such thing in Germany! Ever! Never seen one, never will! It's a fake!

Just like people try to sell me "american beer" here. Hillarious, as we all know that there is nothing made in America anyone would honestly call beer. At least not without laughing.

[thegaminggoose]

@RushFugu So very true. Though Americans tend to like their crappy alcoholic water with some hops flavoring they call beer.

[ac1dchr15t]

I'll never understand why I would want to watch this for another 50 minutes or more, I will never understand the pleasure I get out of seeing people review the most pointless things lol, but yet, you are another one that I am going to tune into regularly, just finished a few of your videos and there great man. Thanks for 9 minutes I am glad to say I will never get back. : ) Peace.

[yz509]

Wow u need more subs it's not that u are just hilarious but u have good smart things to say

[JWalkerBlue]

I know its know what you generally do, but this is friggin hilarious.

[thegaminggoose]

@JWalkerBlue Thank you. Most people didn't "get it"

And no, I don't have pooper issues.

[JWalkerBlue]

you got problems with your pooper?

[nicolasinfire]

Please.. you need to do more of these! hilarious

[JholmanGames]

This is the most genius video in the history of genius videos.

[FuturePants]

lmao this is what I miss goose.

You are naturally funny. You are one of the few people that can make grocery unpacking humorous

[volopok]

lol i hate soft fruit but i like Listerne better than crest because i like the burning sensation... and now we know you shit and jerk off all day. oh yah and btw aren't you German?

[thegaminggoose]

@volopok Nope. No German blood in me. And jerking off takes place at night sir.

[volopok]

@thegaminggoose yay for replying to my comment and i was thinking about it and i think a turd would be a bit more sticky than a banana

[stetsonruck]

@volopok Ah, see this is where you are not thinking. A banana is not incubating in your ass to get all warm and mushy. Stick a banana under your arm for a day or two, then wipe the banana. (It's me, Goose ^_^ )

[volopok]

lol i hate soft fruit

[wherewhenwhat]

I love marble cheesecake ya know like the choc and cheese mix, but its publix brand and im sure someoen has better. anyone cheesecake is awesome. Jump up and down if u agree. Can de German's really un make de cheesecake?

[sojiro856]

Target has some gewd stuff.

[rbrook556]

thanks... put me off bananas for life. i hope your happy! im not D:



[mickers131]

motherfuckin astroglide

[bryton55]

Does he have problems pooping?

[oxskittlefreekxo]

Lmao, I love the goonies reference! :D

[fraydough]

nobody gives a fuck

[thegaminggoose]

@fraydough exactly my point.

[FuturePants]

@thegaminggoose I got it... I think most of us did. >__>

[Saldajniz]

@fraydough i do

[LordHershebel]

This video never ends.

[Hoiness]

I love the randomness of the video.

I haven't said it yet but...I am glad that your back.

[Zeptorr]

The Goose looks cute! (no homo)

[thegaminggoose]

@thakpn haha. Glad someone caught that. I am sick and tired of all the things I learned in "shule"

[mujmujmuj]

This video kicks ass.

stop the whining people.

[swordofpersia]

a bunch of meaningless stuff explained in a funny way! nice

[KilloZapit]

GG, your way to sexy for your own good. :P

[thegaminggoose]

@KilloZapit I have a lot of people, especially dudes, telling me I am sexy lately. What's up with that? ha!

[Mandaramaster]

@thegaminggoose it must be the hair you look a bit like Owen Wildson ;D

[thegaminggoose]

@Mandaramaster Owen Wilson? Do I look like I make terrible films and attempt suicide? I beg to differ sir! I have never been in a terrible film. . . yet.

[Mandaramaster]

@thegaminggoose Well not really but maybe you are a good Owen Wilson ;D

[ldisc66]

You sir are the cerebral assassin.

[Mentaktar]

Diet coke tastes like ass boss, go with the diet pepsi. Stupid French???? Damn Goose, that's cold. Tabarnac!!!!! The all American chip sandwich, pure awesome.

[Windowsforlife]

Granny Smith apples in the fridge/freezer are awesome.

[jonnysamsara]

These kinds of videos are a nice change in pace. Not like there really is a "set pace". But I really enjoyed this video. Thanks Goose!

[SonikkuZaHedgehog127]

555 viewer

Only needed 111 more >_>

[LiamTheGreat]

you totally look like Jerry Lyn in HD

[metalrockfanatic]

why do you watch your health so closely?

[gamingpixie]

...That was odd. Entertaining, but odd.

[russianpeanut]

your phobia of soft fruit is facsinating

[officercarl2324]

if u like pepsi thumbs up

[amigagames]

fan-bloody-tasic!

[Nickhnt1793]

Goose please make more game reviews!!! or really anything, i loved everything you used to do, especially your history of gaming series, although these last couple videos have held me over I really hope you get back into the rhythm of regular videos

[thegaminggoose]

@Nickhnt1793 What you dont like this one? I'm hurt.

[Bagina89]

mawfucka be stealing thespoonyone's haircut. the spoonygoose

[SWAGshow]

@Bagina89 stealing a haircut? wow... this comment is so moronic I don't even know where to start. do the world a favor and don't procreate.

[Bagina89]

@SWAGshow it was a joke, smart guy. calm down.

[SWAGshow]

@Bagina89 O_o I know, I helped Goose birth the idea to do this.

[devilboy666x]

why is this so darn entertaining?, good to see you again goose.

[KillZoner5]

have you ever tried a peanut butter and jelly and ham sandwich?

[thegaminggoose]

@KillZoner5 No! I don't like jelly. Falls into the soft, warm fruit category. You wouldn't have gotten that recipe from Elvis per chance?

[KillZoner5]

@thegaminggoose nope. i just happened to have peanut, jelly, bread, and a spare slice of ham that was near expiration. i wasnt aware that Elvis did that

[SWAGshow]

Gaming Goose's Kitchen Room

[Rehcsleoh]

You are quite good looking.

[ScrewAttackEurope]

Wow, those Diet Cokes look mint in box!!! Are you going to leave them sealed or are you going to risk losing the collectors value and try one?

[robfathah]

I distinctly remember that you have already taken a dump on camera, sir! There's nothing left!

[RRPGReviews]

It must have been pretty hard having to put that Gatorade mix in your mouth! Just the thought of devouring that stuff should make anyone gag. Nice video to kick off the week with something good. Thanks Goose. ;)

[TheGreatBerserker]

I could watch you read the phonebook man.

[dastoll85]

You havent tasted the real evil of the german kitchen until you tried some of the more traditional stuff. google a picture of "saumagen" if you don't believe me.

[Tw1stedMoogle]

@dastoll85 Checked out the Wiki on that and besides the stomach casing it sounds pretty damn good really... lol

Who knows, maybe the stomach when fried/roasted crispy would also be good.

[bam121]

the important question I'm sure we are all wondering is what did you buy me?

[DarkLuffay]

I think you ate everything you bought haha...too bad you didn't buy batteries while you were out, that would have made for an interesting video.

[korprayer]

you ruined bananas for me :(

[ThinkTwiceTwice]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who eats the end of the bread.

[Dilaudid281]

Hope your new HD cam works well for you!

[Nazgul100]

*BUUUUURP!!*

[shorty1k]

You just ruined bananas for me...

[synthem]

what, no megabarrel of protein powder for the leader of the Goose Army?

[Elanarae]

What !!?! German's taste like Evil?! Yes wash the German Taste out of your mouth because when I come over to you you'll have a totally new taste of German in your mouth! You Old mean man you!

8D

[vengeance1701]

Okay, Venkman, nice laundry technique.

[Jprime777]

i used to put fries on my subs, surprisingly good. Haven't done it in years though

[br000ly]

your hair is looking great goose

[APHEX83]

Damit!!!! goose.

I can never eat a banana rhe same way again

[BigMac8000]

aaaaand unsubscribed.

[Doyledeth]

@BigMac8000 aaaaaand I'm sure everybody and goose could care less. :D

[BigMac8000]

@Doyledeth

It wasn't a comment meant to sustain a dialogue. Not trying to be crass, but lets not make one out of it since it's so meaningless.

[CLaX0]

Why did I enjoy this?

[Urpuss]

Ass! Like I wasn't hungry as it was T.T

[megamanacses]

That's a nice stove.

[basman2006]

haha, you show all the stuff for a brief nano second :P

[MSkull01]

German Chocolate Cheesecake sounds delicious. God bless the Germans!

[AWesker1976]

@MSkull01

German chocolate wasn't created by a german. It was created by an Englishman named Samuel German.

The original recipe was called Baker's German's Sweet Chocolate.

Later it just became German Chocolate.

[MSkull01]

@AWesker1976 Wow, we learn something new everyday.

God bless the Samuel German!

[thebored14]

i tihnk you are the only other person i know who eats the end of the loaf besides me

[Bastiest]

Well, that's a lots of munchies.

What's the music clip, btw? Sounds vaguely familiar.

[XxrApTuReSdEaDxX]

Kudos Goose, you've taken something as dull as your grocery list and managed to have me rolling the whole time.

[360deeman]

Yay! for chips on your sandwitch

[Timewarp1]

Diet Coke burp ftw XD

[8SetMeFree8]

The "Healthy" Gaming Goose

[Goobian]

Take the astro glide, chocolate cookies and wii candy dispenser over here. I already have diet coke and some ends for you over here lol. I liked this video, but your longer hair distracts me.

[TheDugan44]

thanks goose, you ruined bananas for me

[SuperGuyincognito]

Granny smith apples are great.