best quote ever

[BenJabituya]

GET HER!

[BenJabituya]

He slimed me.

[Altiar253]

the best quote i remember was in number 2......*Peter* So what brainiac?? *Egon* tsk! I'de like to run some gynecological tests on the mother! *peter* who wouldn't! *egon* lets check the street! LOL best ever!

[AKaudio]

top quote

"you going up?"

"Ill take the next one"(with a wierd smirk)

[NeloAngelo33]

"Do."

"Ray."

"Egon."

[Slinn1000]

Are you a God?

No

Then die!

Ray when someone asks you if your a god you say YES!

[GarrettInShadows]

Mother pus bucket!

[morgantown1]

I think it can hear you, Ray.

[WallyTurncoat]

Well done, Gerblonowicz, I could not agree more. Always loved that quote, perfect choice. Keep up the good work. Well played.

[samofnewyork]

"yes its true, this man has no dick"

[diegolas666]

@samofnewyork LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL that's the one!!!

[derekprospero]

The only people who get why this is funny are from NYC. There's no other city where a maid would respond that way. :) I <3 NY

[farlybob]

No the best quote is "That was your best plan "Get her?""

[Emigdiosback]

"tell him about the twinkee"

"What about the Twinkee?"

[Orbot]

Yes, tha WAS a rich line from that film. They should've made t-shirts out of that, such an appropriate statement for a t-shirt!

[MrThegreennerd]

And then she spays the burning toilet paper.... classic.

[LiamCrowley1990]

Best quote ever? I say that daily haha. This is my favourite Ghostbusters line

/watch?v=G-b-CfHbPGQ

It's the dickless scene before anyone wants to flag me as spam.

[Alstheman37]

Let's toast this prehistoric bitch

[ArchieAA]

@Alstheman37

The quote is "this bitch is toast" I think you're mixing up that quote with the "Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown"

[LAHrebirth]

"ray has gone bye bye egon"

[poolpig]

Supposedly her reaction was real because there were too many explosives placed and caused a big boom etc!

[MrMedic8]

WUT TEH HELL R U DOIN.

[nathg1990yt]

Its a shame you miss one of my favorite lines from the film about 10 seconds later.

Ray " I think we should split up"

Egon "great idea"

Bill the ledegnd murray " yeah we can do more damage that way"

[JohnLawrenceCobraKai]

This chick is toast.

[Defenestrator20]

"What are you supposed to be, some kind of a cosmonaut?"

"No, we're exterminators. Someone saw a cockroach up on twelve."

"That's gotta be some cockroach."

"Bite your head off, man."

[frozenray0079]

"Let's show this prehistoric b*tch how we do things downtown."

[thefatman69dude]

well mam its ovibious he has no dick so what else would he be doing

[FavioRiveros]

"Suck in the guts, guys, we're the Ghostbusters"

[ThisisallonaniPod]

What the hell are you doin! Uhhh watching ghostbusters duh

[legohoruswho]

i say this quote 24-7

[shadowstalker1120]

"We thought you were someone else."

[ThEIcECrEaMMaN83]

I say this almost everyday to someone at work.

[ThEIcECrEaMMaN83]

I say this almost everyday to someone at work.

[kcbugeater]

Not even close to the best quote in the movie, much less the best quote ever.

Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes...

The dead rising from the grave!

Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!

[Sammo212]

At age 25, this is still my favorite movie of all time.

[lintissa]

Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES!

[perun1nj]

"They hate this, I like to torture them"

[Elfrunner]

No, no, the maid's remark is not what was funny about this. It was Venkman's response when he said, "We thought you were someone else." LOL

[Cocoaben]

the one later should have been in the clip "yeah, we can do more damage that way"

[flankspeed]

--Where do those stairs go...?

-- They go up!

[fuckamericanshit]

i need more lemon pledge

[alvordjman]

this should have been consuela.

[Skateoftheunion]

69 people don't know what they're doing.

[mazer1310]

sorry... sorry... we're sorry. We thought you were someone else.

[monkeymirror]

The best part about the way she said it is that she had no idea that the cart would blow up. The crew told her nothing about the scene, she was just to be an extra but she added her two cents after the cart blew up and she was like, "what the hell are you doin'?"

[Rougamaru]

@monkeymirror I'm glad someone knows that little bit of history.

[EmpireLS56KW]

That's it best quote! 6 seconds!

He slimmed me!

Listen you smell something?

This man has no dick.

Look at all the junk food.



[CaNNoN1981]

Listen! you smell something?

[ZombiePlague]

You're right. No human being would stack books like this!

[TEUFELHuNDEN420]

"Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light."

[dthevideofan657289]

@TEUFELHuNDEN420 "Got it. Important safety thing."

[LoZWWisawesome]

@TEUFELHuNDEN420 "...So that's bad."

[SOWHATIMADEIT]

funny

[redstang302]

every quote from this movie is hilarious. i collect spores molds and fungus.

[aaallleeexxx62]

Split up, we can do more damage that way

[Cyadd]

What the hell are you doin'?

[yungadizzle]

best quote:

LETS SHOW THIS PREHISTORIC BITCH HOW WE DO THINGS DOWNTOWN!

[kazimir101]

GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY!!!!!!

FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP

[themagicmanofpower]

my favorite lines from ghostbusters ghostbusters2

This man has no dick

what about the twinkie

Do...Ray...EGON!

Once I turned in to a dog, and they helped me. Thank you.

[GazetteVampireZero]

That was not the best quote ever

[JML6056]

"Sorry we thought you were someone else".......lol idk why i think its hillaarious when venkman says that after this. I think its cause hes so serious and looks like he really means it when he says it

[Legba85]

Sorry. We thought you were someone else.

[boltman7000292]

Still say the best line in the Ghostbusters is "What about the twinkey?" "Thats a big twinkey"

[Gmoney9102]

Didnt know Chris Tucker was there. XD

[anarmadilo]

To the other Ghostbusters - Dr. Peter Venkman says of his 'new love' Dana Barrett (after she transforms) "Okay, she's a dog..." Just classic : )

[dazzleman600]

We came we saw we kicked it's @*$

[noxgenus]

nah man...'we can do more damage that way' is the best quote

[CrazedWolfen]

What the hell're you doin'?! LMAO!

[yukimaruzam]

Personally, my favorite is - where do these stairs go...? But this is truly awesome as well.

[segwo]

@yukimaruzam they go up lol

[Norax7]

It just popped in there

[mattthepale]

Pretty much the whole movie is quotable. On IMDB's "Notable Quotes" page for Ghostbusters, they should just post the entire script and forget about it.

[SamWaterstonFanatic]

WAAAAAY too many awesome quotes in this movie to count...among my faves are a couple from the Stay-Puft scene:

Venkman (watching the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man coming up the street): "Well, there's something you don't see everyday..."

Venkman: "Ray's gone bye-bye, Egon....what have you got left?"

This movie will FOREVER be a CLASSIC.

[Yervand117]

nah thats lame

[brisco42]

YES YES YES one of many of the great quotes from this movie.

[crassyfrake]

"Back off, man......Im a scientist"

[garvensman]

"what does that got do do with it?"

[Whips2Kicks]

We just doing ya mom!

[ozfactor]

Equals 3 is back the other way tiger, 2floors down, 1st left... if u hit the Pepsi machine u've gone to far

[oraclecrank]

Sorry, we thought you were someone else.

[dadude590]

what the hell is SHE doing?! hmmmmm?? hmmmmm?? HMMMMM?!?!

[asherleez]

hiding from the beam

[iAmRichiesLovebird]

omg! no matter how many times i watch this film, this bit makes me laugh every time :')

[intercourseflavor]

lmao

[goldensabbath]

wat the hell is she doin

[pingeepong]

Garbage day!

[TB4000]

I use that quote to this day whenever someone does something stupid or makes a mistake.

[briant4]

"That must be some cockroach..."

"Bite your head off, man."

[ryansmitty96]

my fav is when venkman pulled off the table cloth the flowers a still standing lol

[highstick21]

is the atomic weight of cobalt 58.9????!!!!

[uraniumdeath]

That's Ghostbusters II.

[TentacoolKing]

No it is not. "The flowers are still standing!" is Ghostbusters 1. When they capture Slimer in the hotel.

[uraniumdeath]

No...I was referring to, "is the atomic weight of cobalt 58.9?' THAT was from GBII

I know that 'the flowers are still standing' is from GB...was at the Sedgewick Hotel with dealing with Slimer...

[TentacoolKing]

My apologies.

[uraniumdeath]

It's cool...

But a great film.

I am a bit frustrated at the recent popularity of Ghostbusters t-shirts...I reckon many people years ago would not have cared about the film, or even thought it geeky...

Now, it's pop-culture...sad

[burtonrules123]

whats wrong with that? pop culture means it will prolly always be popular, like star wars or rocky or LOTR's, etc.

[uraniumdeath]

Because while the fans will always enjoy it, you get wankers who jump on when it is at the height of popularity, and forget about it when something else comes along.

Ghostbusters is not a fashion accessory.

I'm a decent Star Wars fan (original trilogy) but I hate Rocky. I don't care what others things either.

My point was that people want to be seen as being associated with something that's current. The second it is in the past, they'll drop it for something newer.

[burtonrules123]

well i love those things simply cuz i love them, NOT because its "popular" or not. i loved the rocky movies since i was a kid, same with ghosbusters.

[uraniumdeath]

YEah, well I am not talking about people like you. You'll enjoy the film forever.

I just don't like people that jump on and off bandwagons, which is sadly too many people nowadays, all for the sake of 'fashion' and whatnot.

[burtonrules123]

I LOVE THAT QUOTE HAHAHA!

[cmac2099]

"where do these stairs go"

"they go up"

[Unit545]

No, I think it's: I have seen shit that will turn you white.

[TheQuilanvos]

the best quotes ever in this movie:

Egon: "There is something veary important i forgot to tell you."

Venkman: "What?"

Egon: "Don't cross the streams."

Venkman: "Why?"

Egon: "It would be bad."

Venkman: "I'm fuzzy on the whole good bad thing, what do you mean bad?"

Egon: "Try to imagine all life stoping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the spead of light."

Ray: "Total protonic reversal."

Venkman: "Thats bad. Okay importanat safty tip thanks Egon."

[soflabob]

Sorry

Sorry

I'm sorry

We thought you were someone else

[SimonGuy10]

No! it's... "That's a big twinkie..."

[AngryLoner84]

Haha. I always loved this quote, too. It's not the quote itself, it's the delivery.

[contrabardus]

Best quote in the film:

"Ray, when someone asks if you're a God, you say, yes!"

[Greencloud8]

Best quote? my grandma always says "what the hella re you doing?"

[petey207]

Lets show this prehestoric bitch how we do things down-town.

[soopahsoopah]

exactly what I was looking for great!

[BttfJunkie1]

LMAO we used to LOVE this quote when we were kids!! we'd laugh so hard..and its STILL funny today..GREAT POST!

[squarebanana94]

i love that bit! and when she puts out the fire by squirting it with the cleaning stuff XD

[soberson08]

You gotta try this pole!

[LaidNightly]

This man has no dick.

[crassyfrake]

@LaidNightly "well thats what I heard!" lol

[thelinkinparkmaniac]

@LaidNightly hahaha that the best line in the movie!!!!!!!!

[235T1NGR4Y23]

@LaidNightly WELL THAT'S JUST WHAT I HEARD!

[CrabbyMacBook]

@LaidNightly That's because it's a woman.

[AlexsDamnFilms]

@LaidNightly Thats what I heard.

[marty7044]

that's the best quote ever?

[KrisMania365]

"We have the tools! We have the Talent! We be fast and THEY be slow!"

[Krazedguy12345]

My favorite lines in the movie are "We should split up" "yeah ,we can do more damage that way and "that no,we came,we saw,we kicked it;s ass!! ohh and "that;s a big twinkie!!

[daveskirtun]

"Aim for the flattop!" is my favorite.

[MHSRULES12]

some big cochroaches

[Mario62401]

lol, that's my dad's favorite part of the movie.

[Jt2damax]

thats a big twinkie

[LETSGOCANES06]

i like when he goes. "We should split up"

"Yeah, we can do more damage that way" hahahahaha

[Chazwozel]

What da hell are you Dwoooin!

[liltd87]

"oohh just wrecking shit" lmao and they sure did tear that ballroom up!!

[nickafn18]

25 years later and thats still the funniest line ever!

[ACE0HUNTER]

Isn't it a hispanic woman?

Tucker would have added more swearing and it sounds like Michael Jackson.

[DonDubbelman]

What the hell are you DOIN'!

[scorpionrenderlord]

Should've included the next moment, "Sorry..... we thought you were someone else"

[Ghostiet]

Murray ad-libbed that. They needed to do the scene again, 'cause Ramis and Aykroyd cracked up after it.

[liltd87]

did you see that in bloopers?

[NinjAroha]

lol sounded like chris tucker

[Starwind18020]

Of course, all black people sound the same.

[smitla321]

Lol it really does!!

[adamthoba]

oh my God you are so right and funny

i was upset today but that made my day

thank you.

(seriously) never would of imagined that but it does sound like TUCKER

[Gannondalf]

@NinjAroha hahhahaha oh my god sounds exactly like him

[DavidTRichard]

@NinjAroha Haha yeah it's Chris Tucker's aunt, Betty Tucker. No lie!

...OK, lie.

[ushakov7]

Sarcastic Joke(Super Pointless and Lame) : Did you saw the newly produced Terminator 4 movie in Movie Theaters?

-I didn't saw T4 because I left my saw in H4.

What is H4?

-I don't know ,I never saw it !

[TheReallGhostbuster]

"Listen....you smell something?"

LOL!! :D

[gothkingazrael]

Nobody steps on a church in my town!

[Skyntalor]

ray: I think we better split up.

egon: good idea.

peter: yeah we can do more damage that way.

I freakin love this movie.

[Dragoncry12]

BEST FREAKIN' LINE! Its so clasic!!

[AgentCirrus]

"whoooa, somebody's coming"

"ive worked with better"

"Lenne, you will have saved the lives of millions of registered voters."

my favorite misqoute: Revelations 7 with Winston and Ray about the end of the world when it was really Revelations 6

[Starwind18020]

"I had a slinky, but I straightened it."

"I know a woman who sleeps above her covers. Four feet above her covers."

[goofygoat2009]

LOL! Only a black woman can say that right...LOL.

[WATWUZAT]

racist

[goofygoat2009]

Watwuzat...I meant that in a positive way...as a compliment..jaysus, lighten up!

[WATWUZAT]

I know you did, I was only joking making fun of how everyone thinks everything is racist these days......I should've put an "lol" behind it

[jts6790]

ITS DOCTOR VENKMEN!!! lol

[VeggieAshlie]

I effing LOVE this movie!!! <3

Its so funny :D

[freddygotme]

Dr Ray Stantz: Listen........ do you smell something?

When they're in library!

[theblackwhisper]

Dr. Egon Spengler: Don't cross the streams.

Dr. Peter Venkman: Why?

Dr. Egon Spengler: It would be bad.

Dr. Peter Venkman: I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, "bad"?

Dr. Egon Spengler: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.

Dr Ray Stantz: Total protonic reversal.

Dr. Peter Venkman: Right. That's bad. Okay. All right. Important safety tip. Thanks, Egon.

[MannPower]

Normally you don't see that kind of behavior in a major appliance.

[ronniej1183]

i wouldn't put this at the top of the quotes list...

[WhyNotTruth]

Human sacrifice. Dogs and cats living together. Mass Hysteria!!

[baudmania]

"...And the flowers are still standing..."

[Jayman1337]

"It's The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man."

[Retroandroid]

"We came we saw we kicked its ass!"

[junglemad80]

"I collect spores, moles and fungus"

[rockerdan1994]

I beleive its

"I collect spores, MOULDS, and fungus" XD

[junglemad80]

Ahhhh!!! so it is!!

[blackm4niac]

"Ray, if someone asks you if you're a god say YES."

[emofit1]

Officially, Officially best quote from this movie...

"Gozer the Traveller will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldronaii the Traveller came as a very large and moving Torb. Then of course in the third reconciliation of the last of the Meketrex supplicants they chose a new form for him, that of a Sloar. Many Shubs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Sloar that day I can tell you."

[junglemad80]

There's something very strange about that man..

[rju7hx]

officially, the best quote is in the 1st one where egon goes out out of control shooting a ghost and bill murray goes whoa, whoa, whoa, nice shooting tex!

[greengrendel]

"tell him about the twinkie"

[jmuranel]

..The flowers are still standing..

[wolfgang2570]

so many great quotes, that one's my favorite.

[mattthepale]

No no no, you guys have it all wrong. The best line is, "Since I joined these men, I have seen shit that'll turn you white."

[videogameMCP]

One of mine comes from GB II, improvised by Harold Ramis(Egon), when he and Dan Aykroyd(Ray) are on the subject of having toys:

(Ray) "You mean you didn't have a Slinky?"

(Egon) "We had part of a Slinky...but I staightened it."

oh thought of onther one from GB II " Iggy shes twitching" lol i love that one lol oh wow